Hot And Delicious Coffee

If your fingers don’t look like this at lunch break… you’re a LIBERAL SISSY

libwral snwoflcake

SPEAK UP LIBERAL

SORRY LIBERAL I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY TINNITUS

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP LIBERAL I GOT INDUSTRIAL DEAFNESS FROM NOT WEARING EAR PROTECTION

amputation at 25

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Crypt keeper needs coffee, too.

Thought it looked like the Orange Jesus

Coffee with no cigarettes, just like eating a burger with no honey mustard

*vine boom*

eating a burger with no honey mustard

Weed without nostrils

why are oranges called oranges

Uhhh, because penguins don’t like Christmas, so you have to replace your unicycle tire on one of Saturns rings.

but a apple is not called a red

Ahhmagoodnesss

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

it loo,ks like the cup is full of PISS edit: i mean SHIT edit 2: it looks like the cup is full of SHIT

This look like piss tho 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

If your piss is white you need to call a doctor

My pee is a healthy crimson, it shows my body is full of good quality stuff. I treat my body like the machine it is, I drink high octane fuel and guzzle gallons of 0W20

I thought this dude’s fingers were root vegetables at first

The fingers of someone who lives in a cabin in the middle of nowhere and plays cards games of life and death.

Does he also have a magic camera that can turn animals into cards?

He's the mf from polar express

Wendigo fingers

IRL salad fingers

That whole subreddit is unhinged

Agreed

Roll for initiative

His coffee looks like a floor tile and his fingers look like they belong to a zombie

that's lowkey one of the funniest subreddits

Woah...! 😲

HES RIGHT THE, , , KANY

Cold Joan 🙉🙉💞

Iksi3j4jdA

Coffee was white before he touched it

This the type of dude to play “Good King Wenceslas” on a hurdy-gurdy, while on top of a train

YOUR DAY DOING WHAT??? EATING BABIES AND POISONING APPLES?????

That’s actually just water. It turned that color as soon as he dipped his finger tips in

basketball

Aw, thanks ;)

Bro really think he salad fingers 💀

That one guy who won’t wear gloves

Yeah, we ghoulin

if you don’t wash your hands with DIRT, CAR DIESEL, and WET CONCRETE, don’t talk to me

me after the arc flash from a bad transformer i was servicing

I'll address the elephant in the room and say that just this once this unfinished and painfully ugly coffee table is okay but just this one time

I just checked out that sub, and one of the posts was literally just gay porn, no NSFW tag.