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Dogmama1230

I always feel like I add too many pumps/make my drinks too sugary until I come on and see things like this. Makes my 7 total pumps not seem too crazy


terpsichore66

Venti comes with 6 pumps standard so 7 pumps is still relatively normal. Lol


[deleted]

But 6 is still a lot of sugar already. I feel bad when I get a tall coffee with more than oat milk.


SkillDabbler

I've been halving my pumps. Always found the standard amount too sweet.


GhostGirl32

before I had covid, I did this too, but after, my receptors are kinda fucky so I was going with the regular amount. I cannot possibly imagine going beyond double.


TetraCubane

I recently caught covid but was asymptomatic except for my taste buds (my caramel macchiato tasted bitter).


GhostGirl32

Yeah, all coffee got way more bitter for me. I used to love dark roast and now it tastes like how cigarette ash in water smells. And then also carrots and sweet potatoes taste like chewing on pennies. It’s still a problem, and really frustrating.


reddog20

If it's our Italian roast, that stuff definitely tastes like the bottom of a bar ashtray.


thewildlaur

Coffee is really hard for me to drink now too. I used to be able to do drip with creamer and now I have to get flavored lattes to do any coffee ☹️ but luckily that was my only issue after covid


Consistent-Visual805

Me too! I thought I was the only one that did this! Sugar is not my friend! Lol


[deleted]

Stevia was goat when I was a partner


SmellySlutSocket

I don't get wanting all that extra sugar. It makes you feel great for about 30 minutes, but then the rest of the day is a complete slog as you deal with the sugar crash. Just drink coffee with some milk to balance the acidity, and you won't have to deal much of a crash at all


leftshoe530

Totally agree!!!


terpsichore66

They just wanted a coffee flavored milk shake minus the shake, sub oatmilk.


thoughtfulravioli

With these posts, I've started looking at the top line to see what the drink started out as. Pretty sure these no longer qualify as "iced coffee".


hobgoblinfruit

i think a milk shake isn't even this sweet.


ABaugh85

Pre-Gastric bypass me indulged in a very similar drink, every day for 3 years. I remember using the mobile order feature specifically to avoid the shame of saying the order.


missamethyst1

Did the math and this should have around 638 calories...is it bad that this doesn't even sound that bad to me in comparison to some things I've seen on here?


Hdhfhgdhfjbghh

Ur a hero for looking up the calories


bonobeaux

Wow I was really sure it was like over 9000


Mediocre_Superiority

The calories might not be terrible (although that is still more than you'd find in the average healthy meal); however, the amount of sugar that those calories come from *is* terrible.


missamethyst1

Oh for sure. It's not recommended to eat over 25g of added sugars each day; this must have at bare minimum 3x that amount. And something tells me the type of person to order this drink on the regular probably isn't eating an entirely clean eating, no added sugars diet the rest of the day.


Paperbirds89

It sounds good to me too- just way less pumps of all of the syrups


Ganzo_The_Great

Just go get a pint of ice cream already! Edit: after all of these posts, I'm convinced the people who order these horrendous "drinks" do not follow this sub.


photo_rain

It’s the 20 pumps of sugar for me …..


Ok_Leave1110

About 100 grams alone


NotaVogon

And then you have the sugar from the milk, whipped cream and drizzles. In US recommended daily allowance of sugar is 25 to 36 grams. Yikes.


Ok_Leave1110

Exactly! I honestly have a sweet tooth, but I’ve been monitoring my sugar intake as of late. I don’t drink soda though I do enjoy sweet tea or lemonade occasionally. Scary how people can drink stuff like this with 50+ grams multiple times a week.


photo_rain

🤢🤢🤢


[deleted]

Holy sugar!! Samantha, if you're reading this, please confirm you're not in a diabetic coma!?!?


FlimsyGooseGoose

Samantha is naughty


fuck_fate_love_hate

At this point just eat ice cream for breakfast


Short-Abalone7237

I'll tell you what tho you made that look stunning


ParsleyPatient2102

And im over here thinking im being extra for asking for extra caramel on my frap


Bex1218

Back when I worked in a warehouse that was close to a Starbucks, I would get something similar. I needed it after a long ass day. I had some weird need for the sugar. These days, I'm fine with lightly sugared stuff.


Infamous_Persimmon14

Vanilla and caramel… okay fine. But why add 10 pumps classic?? As if it’s not sweet enough already??


KenderK3n

"But it has oat milk in it so it's healthy!"


Consistent-Visual805

Lol


Dourpuss

Nobody's talking about the fact Samantha ordered two of these behemoths? Do you _really_ think she has a best friend who also enjoys oatmilk and twenty pumps?


aleesahspam

Im fine with adding a lot of flavor but for some reason its the extra classic that grosses me out. Ok add your 4-5 extra pumps but its still not SWEET enough that you need straight up sugar?? I’ll never understand.


Consistent-Visual805

And then watch her add sprinkles lol jk


Using_Reddit_41

That’s legit like 600 grams of sugar…


jenndhere

I have a regular who gets a venti iced coffee, full pumps classic, full pumps vanilla, and 8 pumps sugar free vanilla with half and half and vanilla sweet cream. Comes multiple times a week


jenndhere

She’s super nice and I adore her, but I do not understand her drink at all. I like sweet but that’s too much for me


Consistent-Visual805

I wonder why she orders the sugar free after all the sugar from the other syrups already? 🤔 I also heard that the sugar free stuff was way worse for you.


jenndhere

I have no idea. I wish I knew but at this point I’m too scared to ask


funsized43

God bless Samantha's pancreas.


besoinducafe

Or you can have a nice grande iced americano with cream - only $4.05 in my region 😅.


uab4life

An insult to coffee beans.


switchbladesaints

girliepop ordering the whole menu in one drink 😭 cf AND whip????


nicolelynnejones

creamie


alynreid

I personally don’t understand getting both😫


WorthlessAnteater

I know we’re not responsible for customers’ choices, but a part of me feels bad watching people slowly kill themselves consuming this shit.


KazahanaPikachu

I would totally drink this and go into a diabetic coma


indynyx

It made my teeth and stomach hurt just reading the tag


Consistent-Visual805

Me too! I probably would be seizing before walking out the door 🚪 poor people in that store!


WallyBBunny

At 9 AM??? 😳


EmptyJournals

An insane amount of sugar, yes, but I’ve learned to not question the time anymore. Night shifts and the like.


WallyBBunny

I’m used to this as a night shift but I was told by the openers that it wasn’t as prevalent. Why should I be surprised by any drink like this anymore, honestly? 🥲


EmptyJournals

Yeah, there’s not a single creation that’s surprises me anymore, LOL.


Consistent-Visual805

🙀😵‍💫


Hot-Independence8670

people TRULY need a reality check for their orders!! i was on dto today and someone got a trenta iced coffee with french vanilla (which is vanilla + hazelnut, for customers who don’t know, which comes to 14 pumps total for a trenta. asked her if she wanted to keep the classic and she sounded a bit confused but said yes. 21 pumps bruh!! i’m not gonna micromanage peoples orders and ask if they’re sure they want that much syrup because it’s none of my business, but damn


Consistent-Visual805

🤢🤢


photo_rain

I has a customer who would get 25 -30 packs of sugar in a tall coffee! I was … horrified….


luziferr_

had someone ask for a sample cup of coffee with 9 sugars on the side and i just watched him put them all in the coffee like sir 🤠


Dourpuss

If you let that coffee cool down, it would become a solid sugar crystal with a faint coffee smell.


nerdyandnatural

YoU nEeD tO rUn To StArBuCkS aNd TrY tHiS It's called *The SUGAR DUMPSTER* Here's how to order:


changbinsomnia

and then they turn around and say 'i love my morning coffee'


livv3ss

Wouldn’t this be around 20$ for 1 drink?? That’s absurd


Naive_Formal8672

I’m genuinely curious what the price is for one of these.


Altruistic-Ant-7603

When I rung it up without a partner discount in the app, it was $9.09 for one and $18.19 for the two. 🤮


Naive_Formal8672

Thank you. I can’t get my head around the price of these things! Especially when partners tell us these are regular orders 😳


Regular_Shine155

I love when they get 2 sugar monstrosities because it only leads me to believe that they told a friend “this drink is soooo good you HAVE to try it!”


Impressive_Ad114

This post just reminded me of a regular I used to have that would order a Trenta black tea with 30 pumps of classic and at LEAST 10 pumps of raspberry. Wild shit.


alynreid

We have a regular that orders a trenta black iced tea w no water , extra vsc and 14 pumps of brown sugar😫


alynreid

That’s disgusting though, FORTY PUMPS!!!


RentonRedRocker

It's just a liquid dessert.


alynreid

Fair enough!


Friendly_Design

I had a friend in high-school that struggled to put on weight and was encouraged to drink calories. She would drink a lot of stuff like this and milkshakes. I felt awful for her because regardless of the side of an eating disorder you're on it is horrible.


alynreid

I completely agree and understand that point of view. That would be horrible


[deleted]

This feels like a Tipsy Bartender video minus the booze. AND THERE YA HAVE IT


hollahalla

Sheesh so much syrup lmao


luziferr_

had someone order a grande iced coffee with 5 pumps mocha, 5 pumps white mocha which almost filled to the first line. they also wanted almond milk and vanilla sweet cream cold foam. they literally got 1/2 of iced coffee like ma’am ??😭 you’re not getting waking up bc of the caffeine, you’re waking up bc of the sugar


oreducks12

That’s why a lot of Americans have health problems


MentallyPsycho

I mean it's probably more because health care costs so much and people can't afford to go to the doctor but sure, blame starbucks. edit: y'all are right, it's both.


IntelligentCap8471

honestly it's both


reddog20

It's both, but when you add up the bad habits of many Americans coupled with capitalist greed and for-profit healthcare, it's no wonder the system is so fucked here.


Hot-Championship-848

They really dont, its just a stereotype. And a really stupid one at that.


violet_cheesecake

I mean, 69% of Americans are classified as overweight / obese. It truly is not a stereotype.


ServelanDarrow

It isn't. I'm in the US. McDonald's & InandOut are basically religions. And b/f anyone blames poverty- that shit ain't cheap. Also, believe it or not, there are places to get affordable produce. I have been homeless and I could still manage that.


PandaEnthusiast89

The McDonald's in my town constantly has a lineup of at least 10 cars, and the hour-long wait time is always a main topic of conversation on our community FB page. I truly don't understand it - I'd be hard-pressed to wait an hour at a nice restaurant!


ServelanDarrow

Same 😆In my neighborhood that's the In and Out.


DarkBane666

Food banks offer better than all that McDonald's shit


Ambitious_Theory403

😭😭😭RIP Sam


Consistent-Visual805

Although there’s another regular customer who brings his own 5lb bag of sugar to add spoonfuls to his coffee ☕️ the first time I saw it he had it in a ziplock bag and I thought what the…?! And he said, “It’s not cocaine! It’s sugar!” 😂 he is a kind older man and to be fair he drinks straight up black coffee with the added sugar. Not like this other madness.


geekgurl81

For Christmas I would have gotten him a teeny little sugar container to carry with him. The whole bag??


l1ttlebird

Don’t worry it’s ✨Oatmilk✨


J1an_B1rd

The top looks actually like really delicious ice cream i thought we started serving floats for a second lmao maybe a regional thing


bethybonbon

If it were me, I’d get these to last a day or 2, pouring over new ice, adding cold brew, (both easier to come by than all that flavoring) basically using as Starbucks flavor concentrate.


[deleted]

It's the oat milk and cow milk whipped cream combo for me 🤢🤢🤢🤢 The caramel has dairy in it too smdh


XXXTHOTACION

Had a customer order a venti shaken espresso with 10 pumps of classic, 8 sugars, extra drizzle, extra whip, and made with half n half 😰


boyegcs

It's the half n half for me 🤢


punkassloser621

Honestly with all that other extra stuff the amount of half and half was probably minimal 😬


Zekken_artz

Samantha thought it bussin and bought a second one for a friend 🥴🤢


alynreid

She only ordered one today 🤣😭


bonobeaux

Two days of calories in one drink


st4rbl1nds

do you eat 350 cals ina day?


dieek

How many calories would this be?


Free_Bodybuilder2710

All of them


alynreid

This was really funny to me


Karsa_Orlong_Amiibo

Yes


WTFOMGBBQ

If Samantha doesn’t have the ‘betes already, it won’t be long..


dddulcie

Girl go see your dentist


NoConsequence7851

While I wouldn’t drink the over sugary drinks some of our customers order, it would’ve been nice if OP would’ve crossed out their customers name. That’s kinda shitty. Hopefully Samantha doesn’t use Reddit. She’ll likely recognize her drink 🥲


J-cat_loves_dogs14

I could never I always made things to sweet as a kid, now anything to sweet makes me sick. Definitely someone who likes a little coffee with sugar.


Taliasimmy69

Maybe they get home and blend it like a milkshake? Idk I like sugar but that seems a bit much.


beausst

With a straw


SkyyyyHigh420

Is anyone else crying because of the pain this job causes us on a daily basis?


AppleProfessional170

I took a screen shot of Samantha’s order. Ima show it to the barista at Starbucks next time I go there and have them fix it for me. Ima give Samantha’s coffee a try. See how it tastes.


alynreid

You are a brave soul😂😭


Naive_Formal8672

What would this cost?


NyxPetalSpike

I'm curious too. Over 11 dollars?


nickr1605

8.29 if being rung up regularly and 5.91 if you use the partner discount


Naive_Formal8672

Thanks. I can’t imagine if this is the person’s regular order! Sugar aside, that’s a lot of money.


fuzzyPanda60

I hate when they get whip and foam it’s annoying


freddieluna

the whipped cream on top of the foam is so cursed


DreadPirateDavi85

Seems like an ice cream shake at that point.


I-am-a-visitor-heere

tastes disgusting but looks like a marble countertop


mbw3133

Holy Insulin to the rescue!!!!


Mr573v3n

Let’s face it these people are after a sugar rush more then a caffeine boost.


ohitspax

Honestly I don’t think it would be too bad without the classic syrup. I don’t know why they felt that would be necessary


Paperbirds89

They think they need the caffeine but it’s the sugar that keeps them going 😰


Using_Reddit_41

I always say SB is basically just a liquid candy store


whyagaypotato

You made it look so good though, i'd drink it


alynreid

Hahaha, thank you 😅 I’m not gonna lie, it’s kinda a fun one to make. Thankfully each time she’s ordered it we’ve been pretty slow.


ServelanDarrow

Used to work there, still a customer. Tbh, I don't know how anyone invests the caramel. Is is just sugar goo.


Consistent-Visual805

😂 I used to love caramel fraps until I found out it wasn’t even real caramel and then I was just really grossed out


ServelanDarrow

Exactly. It just tastes like unflavored sugar. There are some good syrups and sauces but, I agree, that one is gross.


FinoPepino

People need to read the papers on sugar and cancer growth. Truly scary stuff.


dontpolluteplz

Maybe they just wanted to try something crazy lol. I’m usually a pretty healthy person but I probs get something like this to split w my bf when I rack up 150 stars.


FLcitizen

Colace lots of Colace


[deleted]

Disgusting.


BankutiCutie

There should be a limit to the amount of pumps you can add… like a government/fda set amounts of pumps of sugar syrups! This can cause a number of health issues if youre having that amount of sugar every day. I literally order *less* pumps than are standard in any starbucks drinks, but thats just me i cant handle too much sugar and have no desire to be able to handle that much.


dontpolluteplz

Doesn’t really matter if you’re splitting this or it’s the only sugar you’re having for the day. Let people try out goofy combos, sheesh


dekrob

As someone who drinks their coffee black, how much money are these drinks? Doesn’t SB charge $ per pump?


geekgurl81

Nope. Only the initial charge for a single syrup. So adding vanilla, caramel, and hazelnut will cost the same as just adding vanilla. And extra pumps do not cost more.


dekrob

Thanks for the explanation, when i see these pictures I'm like my god they have like a $13 drink because all of the shots.


jellybelly326

LOL - holy crap. I went to Starbucks with my husband after dinner on Saturday night. I thought about getting the pistachio cream cold brew, but inevitably got my typical plain black Americano. Some people don't like they coffee, they like dessert, which is fine but yeah...


Opposite_Fondant1369

Drinks cost 25$ each 🤣


purplefoxie

maybe they love sweets ?


Ambitious_Theory403

😭😭😭RIP


mallh0e

but add the oatmilk because otherwise my tummy might hurt


Cryptic-Barista525

okay wtf


DrunkenHymnal

There’s no way Starbucks is still a coffee shop 😂


mozzarellastixx86

With our mouths


alynreid

Valid, I just know my stomach would hurt so bad after even a couple sips 🥲


Vic_yyz

Samantha should change her name to Diabeeta. How can you even not get a heart attack after all this?


nunalla

I got a cavity from just looking at this lol


[deleted]

I just get a Vanilla iced decaf holy shi...


chassy27

I have a lady get 30 pumps vanilla in a latte made with sweetcream and topped with sweet foam… the vanilla goes to the bottom line of the venti cup and the shots sit on top of the syrup when they’re pulled…. I want to tell her that this is going to kill her so bad. My only hope is she doesn’t produce insulin and this is how she gets sugar…. But I seriously doubt that


Silvawuff

Samantha's 9 am insulin buster.


TSM_forlife

I need insulin after reading this


daddydevito0205

At that point, it’s barely even coffee anymore—just sugar. Order a shake instead 💀


alynreid

Coffee flavored sugar milk 😭


MaxShadowCat

10 pumps of classic on top of all of that? hell no


nedrawevot

I had a guy at drive order a grande misto with 10 pumps caramel, 5 pumps vanilla, 5 pumps toffee nut and extra whip yesterday and that's stuck with me.


Sebastian-S

This makes my teeth hurt. I might be on the opposite end of the spectrum because I don’t really like artificial sweetness, but I’m a sucker for pumpkin spice. I usually just get 1 or 2 pumps on a venti with extra topping (the spice powder). Any more and i can’t drink it because it’s too sweet.


ElzarKriss

they don’t drink it.


alynreid

Home girl ordered another one today, I think she does 😭


ElzarKriss

that’s nasty. i try to not judge people’s drinks but sometimes it’s hard


momsar18

No stop I really just quit my everyday trenta strawberry refresher because of the 41 grams of sugar 😮‍💨


Comfortable_Life_278

I don’t get it either just go to an ice cream shop or froyo 😭😭


HelloDeathspresso

When I make drinks like these for mobile orders, I always think: "Welp, it's your body, your life!"


Ill-Adhesiveness-455

From the same country that puts ranch wherever we can? 😅


anonbanan

samatha, honey, what are you doing?


[deleted]

Ew


jeeeeek

I’d be embarrassed to even pick that up


XrotisseriechickenX

At 2:00 AM???


UCanDoNEthing4_30sec

Yummy. How could you not drink that?


Brown-eyed-and-sad

I’m still amazed they have the disposable income to do so.


ClamyCami

We have a regular that gets 14 pumps of classic in a venti iced coffee. Seriously in no way am I judging- I just absolutely would not be able to stand the sweetness. Lol


annyeonghistory

💀 10 pumps classic???? 💀