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puttybutty

I'm sure they get Ribbon and Robin confused because Starbucks do be robbin people with these prices.


Specialist_Hunt_4967

😂😂😂


GlitteringLevel6473

First I’ve seen a SM admit it’s robbing😭 my SM thinks they pay for the experience 🤣


puttybutty

I'm a licensed store manager. I'm brainwashed but not THAT brainwashed.


xBunniiDarlingx

We get Ribble and Ripple a lot. I've also gotten frapple and robbed


parkwithtrees

Robbed is wild lmao


throwaway1829492719

someone said "carmen ribble cunch" a few months ago


tiffsrae

Had someone call it the "caramel ranch" frappuccino yesterday and almost threw up in my mouth at the image


xBunniiDarlingx

We hear crunch wrap supreme sometimes


EdgelordMcMemester

literally HOW lmao


xBunniiDarlingx

One time I asked someone what size for their frappucino, and he said "tater tots"


EdgelordMcMemester

are you sure he wasn't on some substance


xBunniiDarlingx

Honestly, no. I can never be sure.


Pure-Recognition-458

LOL


EdgelordMcMemester

wait maybe he thought u said "sides" but that still makes no sense because it's nowhere on the menu


t3quiila

idk but someone said maggot dragonfruit at my store once.😂


datalore64

Megan Dragonfruit 😍


kxtbailey

or the mangan dragonfruit 💀


Wizardwannabee

We had someone order a mango dragonfly, the other day


mholder92

We had someone call it the drago magen fruit yesterday with full confidence


ariellegraciee

manga dragonfoot


rinnphobic

we got mango drango once and i’ll never forget it


t3quiila

MANGO DRANGO😂😂


rinnphobic

it was so wild 😭😭


iamnumber47

We had that too haha


vroom_gazers

Magan Dragon


Aminimouse

We get a lot of "megan dango fruits" for some reason. "Dragonfly" is always my favorite though


Infinite-Fool

MAGA dragonfoot


pinkingtion

My store gets Rye-bin instead of ribbon like all the time or chia for chai. honestly the weirder they say it the better. i love humans being humans sometimes. 🤭


Silver_Passenger2477

Thai chi happens a lot at mine


Long-Swordfish-8773

haha we always get tai chi latte 😂


JeanShinari

Never heard that. Get a lot of requests for a “carbon ribbon crunch” though. Don’t think there’s any diamonds or pencil lead in it.


Silver_Passenger2477

carbon ribble crunch😭😭


queeringCoffee

Carmen ribble grunch and megan dragonfruit


baconeggbite

BAHAHAHA we get the ‘Carmen Reuben crunch” and Megan dregon one sooooo much 😂😂😂 it cracks me up


ethereal_soliloquy

Naming my twin daughters Carmen and Megan after starbucks drinks (i have no children)


xBunniiDarlingx

A lady called it the Grunday (rhymes with Sunday) and her teenager was mortified 😂


ollyjuice

i kept hearing the white chocolate macadamian 😭😭


ariellegraciee

white chocolate mandalorian 😭


mw5593

To be fair I forget the name of this drink all the time, consistently call it by different names when I call it out.


zobielicious

Why do people say macadamian it drives me crazy 😭


UncommonTart

My all time fave is a holiday drink- the Caramel Bruce Lee latte.


Panda_hat420

Last week somebody came through and ordered a ham and Swiss PaPeePee and I still can't figure out if they were joking or not.


xBunniiDarlingx

We've got a regular who pronounces it the "tomato mozzarella on the fuckya bread"


Panda_hat420

They sound like an absolute legend.


baconeggbite

STOP, that’s fucking hilarious 😂


potentiallymaybeidk

Choking on my cheese danish rn 😂😂😂


gizby666

At my store people mispronounce mango a lot. I still think about a woman who ordered a "mangin dragonfly" or the classic "mango drango" lmao I write that one on the date sticker all the time.


pikaaaachuuu

Don't even get me started on "Summer SKEEZ drink" or even "Mang-an Drangan-fruit"


sunnybunnyone

Mangan drangan fruit is how the “today at the sprou..” and “I’m gonna havin to left” girl would say it 🤣


rach710

Or trantayyy or ventayyyy 😮‍💨😮‍💨


petpuppy

vayntee


xani420

had one girl try to order a “vintage size” iced coffee once.. phew


kxyscxn

I have one regular who says Trontee


rach710

😂☠️😂☠️


Potential-Pea4857

There’s people at my location who come and order a “caramel crunch wrap” 💀


Grand-Reality-3240

😭😭😭


TheDogGirlBarista

Brown sugar oatmeal shaken espresso, Ven-tay, Chee tea, Trentee, List goes on


claretamazon

My store gets rueben. Like the sammich. Just what?


dogs-do-speak

This thread is 30 reasons why I only mobile order 😭


Okie-Dokie7120

My personal favorites are “Carmen Ribbon Crunch Frappy”, “Caramel Machatio (think patio)”, and “Americana.” Don’t even get me started on Gruyère 😭


xBunniiDarlingx

"Them bacon goochie egg bites"


Astrovite

"Macadremia" Sounds like a small county in Europe.


Zalaya

Someone yesterday asked for a “summer skees drink”


heyitsmaria24

It’s because they are trying to read it in a different language. I live in a Hispanic town & everyone seems to call it that 😂 I don’t even correct it anymore it’s funny


makelovedaily

nothing is funnier than the different versions of açaí though... "ASSEY" and "AH-KEE-HEE" have been some personal faves


kxyscxn

I once heard someone order a "strawberry ICKY"


intertwhined

someone asked for the Caribbean crunch the other day and i was like HUH


dog_cooking_eggs

ice brown sugar oat meal shaken espresso


GingerLyli

My favorite is Megan dragonfruit lemonade


datalore64

trentay carmello rainbow crunch with an extra shot of eXpresso


tbennett2

"Caramel ryebin crunch" and "cream brulee"


SALTSNAILS

my favorite is the mango drango


xani420

maggot dragon


PotatoLaBelle

Been getting a lot of “summer skees” lately, which I can kinda get if English isn’t your first language, (cause like pies doesn’t rhyme with hippies,) but I’ve gotten enough “caramel cookie crumb” and “tentra” to know that like half of all people just can’t be bothered to read lol


TieFederal7553

Never got robin but people at my store always said “Megan Dragonfruit” or “Mangen Dragon Drink” haha so sillly


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“Megan Dragon Drink” be so fr rn


2ndmost

Hi I'd like to get a brown sugar Oatmeal shaken espresso please


Andyluvs2003

My ex coworker and I were not the best and were dying laughing when a little girl ordered a Java chip as a “guava chip”


SwimmingPanda107

Caramel ribbit crunch 🐸


sherpalining

today someone said “rainbow cruch frap” i was so afraid it was some goofy tiktok concoction


Adept_Pangolin_3165

rueben


Next_Promotion_9424

My favorite one lately has been “summer skees”


Pure-Recognition-458

For the same reason they say trenti and venta. No one learnt them how ta read.


eggboyes

or “ventay”


MeatonKeaton

Carbon ribble is my favorite. I love most of our customers but the vast majority are airheaded obese morons lol


SuitableHope7813

Frappe-take-my-money-O


eggboyes

“brown sugar oatmeal”


RatK1996

Matchiato


kxyscxn

White mocha (pronounced like matcha)


jules_burd22

Caramel Ribble Crunch is what I get lmao


hostilejelli

Caramel rainbow crunch is my fav


Individual-Leader-22

i had someone say rabbit today


PleaseOhGodWhy

Got to the first "Carmen Ribble Crunch" today. Took us all out in laughter


YaBoi_Lumiere

we don’t get this w the frap but every now and then we get customers asking for the “summer skis” drink, because skiing is quite the rage during the summer lol


Pure-Recognition-458

I don’t know why everyone’s going on about customers doing it. I’ve said farmel crap myself, I can’t count the times. Haha


Ok-Gap-5474

Me too


SufficientRest

Hooked on Phonics did not work for them


YungBlossom

I’ve heard it all, Ribble, Rubble, Ruben, Robble, Robin, I just wish they’d say Caramel Crunch atp..


scarlettsacolor

Caramel Rubin


FruppetTheFrog

We get "Carmen ribble" a lot lol!


madisonhuntley

my favorite is carbon ribbon crunch


Fit_Patience_1204

ive been getting an uncomfortable amnt of "carmen ribbon crunches"???? wish i knew why lol didnt think it was that hard to order


poppunkpineapple

personally i love hearing all the variations of "bacon grueye"


TryingToFunction0521

“Can I get the summer skis drink? ⛷️”


mini_conejita

megan dragonfruit :3


taeyongsleftnipple

"Can I get a Carmen ribbon crunch?"


taeyongsleftnipple

Another favorite of mine "I'd like a megan dragonfruit refresher"


Moonlover0399

I’ve heard rainbow so many times too


thedeadp0ets

Pls tell me their native English speakers omg. I know non english speakers always mess up words but an American lmao is so hilarious


captainsquattythighs

Because they're stupid and probably inbred


kxyscxn

I hear a lot of people call the brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso "the oatmeal eXpresso thingy" and while I can understand it, it still makes my blood boil to hear it 30 times a day


Remarkable_Dingo_245

😂😂 I be laughing at them and be like okay Carmel RIBBON crunch! No prob


Remarkable_Dingo_245

“Can I get a dragon fruit refresher no mango tho” sir I can’t take the mango out🤦🏽‍♀️


zobielicious

The Carmen ripple crunch


Jadenvicious1

I had a regular once who used to order tentra meganfruit literally all the time.


madymadders

my favorites are 😍: strawberry assy 🍓🍑 megan dragonfruit 🧍‍♀️🐲 doubly bacony sandwich 🥓🥓 mocha latte (matcha) ☕🍵 blended caramel macchiato (caramel frap) 🥤 passion fruit tangy iced tea 🧋 (and for holidays) the cremé bruleigh


KingAki_

Never forget the Megan dragonfruit


plantboi_cant

The other day we had a man ask for a caramel ruben crunch 😭


Taurusthott

For me it’s the refreshers. They pronounce it “refreshner” THATS NOT EVEN A WORD


M_dreamie

Carmen ribble is common. Also had a girl ask for a spinach fatini wrap and then just sighed and said “I said it 3 times to myself before coming up here”


Artistic-Set-3029

someone called it a “brown sugar oatmeal shake” once


4448SpiritDriven8444

“Can I get the Megan Dragon Fruit”


mtcrofts

Had a coworker take an order for a "Caramel Rainbow Crunch" the very first year it launched and from then on he only referred to it this way. For years.