Everybody groans and moans about our food not having a ton of flavor and then they introduce something with cheese and I think garlic and onion (?) in the bread and it's LITERALLY three day unwashed ass.
Our grout is deteriorating around bar and it's getting filled with the acidic grounds from espresso. I've been doing floors n sweeping out those grounds. Also the floor that we all spill drinks made with milk on... and now that smells like a year of unwashed asshole. It's so bad. And there's nothing we can do about it lol.
I said this to another partner and they thought I was crazy. I was a little paranoid it was me because our store was so hot and I was sweating a lot but then I was on oven and realized it was the pesto.
Today helping on ovens, I went "these new pesto sandwiches smell like ass"
A few minutes later the food/front partner is back and confirmed "these sandwiches DO smell bad!!"
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The impossible indeed smells bad. And it tastes bad too. Itās so greasy. It smells like 2 day fermented ball & gooch sweat. I grew up with older male cousins so I know the smell of unwashed ass and fermented ball sweat all too well when they were in their teenage years.
Consider that fish sauce is a very common ingredient/condiment in many non-western cuisines, and even the cuisine of the Romans. That stuff is made by mixing just salt and fish so that the stomach acid of the fish digests the rest of it until it fully turns into liquid, so that stuff reeks really badly. The taste? It's basically just salty and savory with a semi-fishy taste. I have a bottle in my cabinet that I won't use.
My point is that stuff can smell awful but have a decent flavor, which is weird because most of your taste is made up by smell.
FR it smells like stephen assantiās taint. i tried it on friday but i like the tomato mozzarella panini better. i feel like the cheese on the panini is less likely to engulf the entire sandwich like the new sandwich does after it melts. so messy to eat
With the pesto and cheesy onion bun it's a very strong smell, but I absolutely love the sandwich. Especially for a vegetarian option, and also considering it's coming after chicken maple I think this one is a win
I literally thought I forgot to put on deodorant yesterday when I walked into work and I was so embarrassed the entire day š and then I walked in this morning just for it to be that damn sandwich omfg
my coworker literally said this yesterday!! sheās like, āitalian blend smells worseā. i donāt think iāve ever smelled italian š¤š¤š¤š¤
I was off for a week for medical reasons and today was my first day back. I had to take a friend aside and go, āDo I stink?ā He said itās not me, itās the sandwich. Smells like hot garbage.
They don't smell the best, but they don't taste too bad. But the GAS I have from eating these things is...well, the spongebob reference is fairly accurate...
cant even bring myself to try it bc it smells SO strongly like an ex-partners BO, i think about 95% of my store gets war flashbacks whenever one comes out of the oven
I asked for one before my shift and my coworker said ānot while Iām here that shit stinks and Iām not doing itā lmaooooo so I guess I wonāt know til peak on Wednesday morning
It definitely does smell a lil funky but I've been eating one every shift since we got em š I added bacon from a double smoked and that shit SLAPPED
i fucking hate that sandwich. for me itās the onion smoke that gets in my eyes when i open the oven. thatās worse than the small to medium. i hateeee it and its ugly š¤£
It smells like, *slightly* funky but not this bad what the fuck š have yall smelled actual ass?
Everybody groans and moans about our food not having a ton of flavor and then they introduce something with cheese and I think garlic and onion (?) in the bread and it's LITERALLY three day unwashed ass.
Again, Iām really not certain yall have smelled three day unwashed ass š is this some genetic thing like the cilantro soap thing
To be clear, I was agreeing with you and being sarcastic.
I got one today and it smelled like soup... good soup... I dont know how you think it smells like BO.
i think itās the asiago and pesto combo thereās usually like romano or somethin in pesto stinky cheese
Our grout is deteriorating around bar and it's getting filled with the acidic grounds from espresso. I've been doing floors n sweeping out those grounds. Also the floor that we all spill drinks made with milk on... and now that smells like a year of unwashed asshole. It's so bad. And there's nothing we can do about it lol.
š seriously. I think it smells like pizza
I think they smell good but maybe Iāve just had good ass š¤·š»āāļø
I said this to another partner and they thought I was crazy. I was a little paranoid it was me because our store was so hot and I was sweating a lot but then I was on oven and realized it was the pesto.
Today helping on ovens, I went "these new pesto sandwiches smell like ass" A few minutes later the food/front partner is back and confirmed "these sandwiches DO smell bad!!" šš
I got one today... and it smelled like a soup... it tasted so good.... The one that made me gag. Is that chicken one. Smells like death to me...
same thing happened to one of my partners, they said āguys is that me?ā it was actually hilariousššš
YES! my coworkers are like, āi literally thought i smelled and i got so worriedā. little did they know it was a sandwich stinkin up the joint
This literally happened to me our ac isnt working and we have fans i thought i smell bad š
Yeah. It legit makes me want to throw up
My coworker too, thought it was BO. Lol.
They smell like the potato chive bites to mešš
SAME
Ugh my store is still out of thoseā¦.š
impossible breakfast smells worse to me
Thank you omg, the impossible sandwich smells so sweaty and I can't stand it. Same with the bacon sausage wrap
The impossible indeed smells bad. And it tastes bad too. Itās so greasy. It smells like 2 day fermented ball & gooch sweat. I grew up with older male cousins so I know the smell of unwashed ass and fermented ball sweat all too well when they were in their teenage years.
THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. That thing smells like a fucking locker room š¤£. Somehow it still tastes good tho
Consider that fish sauce is a very common ingredient/condiment in many non-western cuisines, and even the cuisine of the Romans. That stuff is made by mixing just salt and fish so that the stomach acid of the fish digests the rest of it until it fully turns into liquid, so that stuff reeks really badly. The taste? It's basically just salty and savory with a semi-fishy taste. I have a bottle in my cabinet that I won't use. My point is that stuff can smell awful but have a decent flavor, which is weird because most of your taste is made up by smell.
FR it smells like stephen assantiās taint. i tried it on friday but i like the tomato mozzarella panini better. i feel like the cheese on the panini is less likely to engulf the entire sandwich like the new sandwich does after it melts. so messy to eat
With the pesto and cheesy onion bun it's a very strong smell, but I absolutely love the sandwich. Especially for a vegetarian option, and also considering it's coming after chicken maple I think this one is a win
Itās an onion bun
Okay, but I cook with fresh onion and it doesn't smell this bad lol idk what roided out, essence-of-onion they spread on that sandwich. My god.
The probably the difference. The sandwich isnāt fresh onion.
the first time i warmed one up i thought i was the one that smelledš
Dam I think it smells so good anytime someone cooks one, and I think most of my coworkers agree?
same, and none of my coworkers have said it smells lol
No longer a partner but I imagine it smells very similar to the Veggie Fontiago from ages ago. It was atrocious.
Bruh that sandwich slapped
Haha, the memories you brought back. That one really did not smell great.Ā
Omg I think they taste and smell so good? Everyone in my store agrees? Am I crazy lmao
I literally thought I forgot to put on deodorant yesterday when I walked into work and I was so embarrassed the entire day š and then I walked in this morning just for it to be that damn sandwich omfg
Grind some Italian roast itāll cancel out š
my coworker literally said this yesterday!! sheās like, āitalian blend smells worseā. i donāt think iāve ever smelled italian š¤š¤š¤š¤
Itās not that bad but it is well known to be stinky
I was off for a week for medical reasons and today was my first day back. I had to take a friend aside and go, āDo I stink?ā He said itās not me, itās the sandwich. Smells like hot garbage.
Way to yuck on someone elseās yum. š Iāve bought it twice and enjoyed it both times.
same but it does stink lol
I THOUGHT SAME THING it smells like straight B.O. and my coworkers all thought i was crazy
I hate how it smells like straight BO but tastes really good
Omg Iām the only one in my store that thinks these sandwiches smell SO BAD, Iām glad Iām not alone in this
it gives me the shits im so for real 2 of my coworkers had the same prob mine hit me 2 minutes before close so uh i had to multitask
is it really a true starbucks experience if everything on the menu doesnāt completely clear you out? #skinny
i was insanely nauseous working yesterday and cooking any breakfast sandwich sucked because they all smell bad to me but that one is by FAR the worst
Oh my god I thought the same thing and didn't know if i was crazy LMAO
They don't smell the best, but they don't taste too bad. But the GAS I have from eating these things is...well, the spongebob reference is fairly accurate...
Freaky sandwich
cant even bring myself to try it bc it smells SO strongly like an ex-partners BO, i think about 95% of my store gets war flashbacks whenever one comes out of the oven
god you and i are identical. old partners who donāt have hygiene = the egg and mozzarella sammy
Why would they use mozzarella when they could use cheddar. Much more flavor
I literally said this yesterday, it smells so bad and it lingers and spreads across the store. potato chive smells rank too
It smells like BO to the point everytime someone brings one to handoff and walks past me I think āoh god- did I forget deodorantā
Iām in my first trimester of pregnancy and smelling this at work sends me into the worst throwing up fitsš¤®
One of my ssv literally get sick warming it up
LMAO this is so true
I literally was thinking "...is it me? Did I forget deodorant...?" Until I realized T0T back to wearing a mask I guessš¤·
Are these available in every country?
Its thebonion bread that is used fornthe sandwich. It tastes so good but yes, it does have an odor that longers
Smells like pizza to me idk what you on about a** ššš
I donāt mind the smell. And it tastes delectable. I havenāt had the pleasure of smelling an assholeš
Tbh i really like the smell. and the sandwich. lol
I asked for one before my shift and my coworker said ānot while Iām here that shit stinks and Iām not doing itā lmaooooo so I guess I wonāt know til peak on Wednesday morning
It definitely does smell a lil funky but I've been eating one every shift since we got em š I added bacon from a double smoked and that shit SLAPPED
ngl i thought someone forgot to put on deodorant at first, they taste good tho!
i fucking hate that sandwich. for me itās the onion smoke that gets in my eyes when i open the oven. thatās worse than the small to medium. i hateeee it and its ugly š¤£
This made me laugh so damn hard, especially with the image.
[stinky](https://youtu.be/e1vfyifA4hQ?feature=shared)
It smells bad looks good but tastes eh
Yall need to eat different kinds of cuisine bc it doesnāt even smell bad