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Necronossoss

Kid: mom I want vr Mom: we got vr in the house


Lightzout624

Is that the Drake experience


just_a_bit_gay_

He’d have to rip out all the drywall for that too


clockwork2011

Nah he'd have to fall through the floor when walking into the bathroom for the complete experience.


NotMacgyver

Yet the weirdest I've seen was some kind of kinky cat boy role play, thankfully it moved out of global before it became inappropriate.....more inappropriate?


TTV_MasterDobby

I’d need bleach after reading something like that


CaptFrost

I don’t always F12, but when stuff like that is in global, F12.


TTV_MasterDobby

I wouldn’t even f12 I’d log out and say that’s enough internet for the day


Space-and-Djent

I'd need bleach after reading something like that meowwwwwwwwwww Translation for the cat boys.


BulletheadX

I was either there for that or it's happened more than once. Which is ... strange to contemplate.


Vehk-and-Kehk

If I had a nickel for every time I overheard people role-playing as catboys on a space simulator, I’d have $.10 which isn’t a whole lot, but strange that it’s happened twice


jzillacon

I don't want to say what the worst I've seen was, but it was bad enough I felt the need to take a break from the game for over a week.


wasted_yoof

Just F12. Global is so garbage and it takes up screen space.


jzillacon

I usually keep chat on because I like helping new players when they ask questions but I did F12 during that session. However the parts of the argument I did see were *bad* bad, like lose faith in humanity levels of bad.


ARobotWithAnAntenna

Pretty sure I saw that too, idk if its common here or we were in the Same server lol


ConcertBeacon

Immersion Level 12000


amhudson02

The engineering mechanic of the future


Space-and-Djent

That's a solid star trek experience imo.


ToxicMoldSpore

Just doesn't feel like home unless you have EPS conduits exploding in your face.


ggazso

And rocks falling from the bridge ceiling... umm, somehow


HiganbanaRifleman

I love global chat, it gets so deranged sometimes.


misadventureswithJ

Love in game universe political rants. Hate when people go on irl political rants.


Status_Web1682

On the something trans day or something it was hell the entire time was funny to watch them go from arguing about gender to suddenly biden vs trump, I would intentionally piss them off and light the flame.


nuker1110

Classic “My political views? Depends on who I’m trying to piss off.”


Roboticus_Prime

It like the old Barrens chat.


Trollsama

Star Citizen Global Chat: its like a Canadian methlab. Everyone is super helpful.... but try not to linger cause there is some weird shit going on behind you.


valanthe500

As a Canadian, how dare you! I mean, you're not wrong, but you don't need to call us out like that!


BlueBrr

I dunno I kind of appreciate the friendly shoutout


ImpluseThrowAway

Global chat is usually a cesspit in my experience.


Massive_Grass837

Reminds me of Barrens Chat from old World of Warcraft


ImpluseThrowAway

I remember what that was like from back in the day. I don't think they had any decent moderation tools until at least Burning Crusade


Roboticus_Prime

Ew. Just turn it off if you don't like it.


ImpluseThrowAway

Why should I do without that feature just because other people are dicks?


Roboticus_Prime

Who gave you the right to curtail people's speech?


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Roboticus_Prime

Look at that.


ToxicMoldSpore

Global Chat needs more Chuck Norris facts.


Helltenant

When I play later I will pepper in a Chuck Norris fact or joke every 30 mins or so.


Roboticus_Prime

Yes! And I love it! lol


TTV_MasterDobby

Not wrong about that


DriveLiveOnSteam

I vividly remember a guy in global who was really enthusiastic about toilets, he kept talking about how much he loves Kohler and wanted one of those wall mounted toilets


Drewby-DoobyDoo

Ephesians 16:14


S4rdus

I think a simple relay is useless without a proper circuit breaker and a ground fault circuit protector. Safety first, commander /s


Ouity

Fire tier 0 has a ton of fidelity for being a first release


Code_Kid1

[https://youtu.be/s52ShGmBK-k?si=1NPE9qtv8GPywEsx](https://youtu.be/s52ShGmBK-k?si=1NPE9qtv8GPywEsx)


TTV_MasterDobby

Jesus Christ that fits this so well


GrapefruitNo3484

That's commitment


Potaaaato_God

Looks like the servers gained sentience


Art-Is-Life

CIG still not released engineering gameplay. This guy: "Fine, I am doing it myself."


Islandfiddler15

There’s several global chat exchanges that I will remember forever. One of them was talking about shitting in pants and other people’s pants and it somehow got to some form of philosophical talk about pants shitting… the community behind this game is complete insane, and I say that as someone who is a part of it


BulletheadX

I can't decide if they should confiscate his computer, or his house. Or both.


blunot

This is the way!


BaconDrummer

![gif](giphy|hsg8aefseYKTk2QFkJ|downsized)


KrazyKryminal

That was the last time anyone ever heard from him..... Cause he burned down his goddamn house


AverageGrimHexCamper

Ah yes I used to do this with Sea of Thieves. It fired a self-loading cannon and mortar at my house


EngineeringSevere876

i have the same thing when somthing don't work in game its like a fucking dico.


Fearless_Top_1400

Hahaha by the gods that's fuckin psychotic I love it!


BedOutrageous9710

Forced to create his own content.


Antares-A-Scorpii

Has to be a joke because thats the dumbest thing ive ever seen in game chat, to do so would be absolute idiocy and dangerous.


Acadea_Kat

Star trek go brrr Can't wait for an unrelated panel to explode in a crewman's face because somebody dropped a candybar in the back