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Anakin: Keep my swords name out ya bombad MOUTH!


Personal_Ninja_9597

Was expecting the jar jar bot to comment on this


Ornery-Thing4157

Keep meesa waifey name outta yousa’s bombad mouth!


RobotScott18

Obi Wan: It was a youngling joke


[deleted]

>:c


Duke-Countu

Wait, I thought Anakin/Luke's lightsaber was broken in TLJ.


mildmichigan

The Resistance has a really good insurance policy


BrickFrom2011

They fixed it….. somehow


Duke-Countu

Somehow Luke's lightsaber returned.


BrickFrom2011

How did Maz even get that thing anyway? He dropped it in Cloud City


Tung-Mai_Bhung

That's a story for another time...


[deleted]

An entire Disney + series about the lightsaber.


Fat_Sow

Buzz lightsaber, voice by Tim Allen


creepyuncleron

it just goes on a rampage searching out all of the children until it gets caught and given to her


Tango_Out

It includes three episodes about the Mandalorion


NegaDeath

Lightsabers fly now


Vexcenot

turns out his lightsaber was just an analogy of the entire sequel


act_surprised

They fly now!?


K0dperest_8054

They fly now


NhanTNT

idk, but in Legends the saber was found in a trash compactor (like c3po)


BrickFrom2011

Ok, that does make some since


Calebh36

Yeah, cuz in the novel I'm pretty sure Luke fell down the same trash chute that his lightsaber fell down, but he was too heavy and was thus deposited into the atmosphere which is how he managed to grab onto the antennae thing


NhanTNT

\*sense


evelbug

Maz is a hand collector... The lightsaber was just part of the package.


creepyuncleron

i fucking love your name my guy


Duke-Countu

Haha, I'd been waiting to make that pun for a long time.


Valthiam

They just rebuilt it, like with Kylo's mask... Why? Because they felt like it, no real practical reason...


LongTail-626

Honestly they should’ve used Leia’s saber instead, that way when she hands it to Kylo it would be a way of saying that even in death, his mother is still watching out for him


Duke-Countu

Two words...chimpanzee blacksmith.


Queen_of_dogs_01

*Youngling Slayer 9000


nightgon

One of my many complaints with Rise is that Anakins lightsaber is magically fixed with no explanation. Was really looking forward to Rey having her own unique lightsaber. E: I would imagine that Kylo would have some words about seeing the lightsaber restored, but I don't think he even mentioned it.


AdmiralScavenger

Since the blade completely disappears when deactivated it could be interpreted as being a new blade every time the lightsaber is activated so it has not done any terrible things from a certain point of view.


KingYoloHD090504

From a certain point of view Anakin never killed the younglings You can't touch light so it wouldn't be possible for ani to hold the blade so he never ever touched the kids and was just doing weird stuff with the hands


thekoolkoalakid

From my point of view the Jedi are evil


StrongSpecial8960

YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME! I fucking love the Mustafar dialogue


Wilysalamander

my favorite line is when obi wan resolves himself. "i will do what i must"


StrongSpecial8960

YESSSSS!


tookTHEwrongPILL

He would've been better off joining Anakin and helping him kill sidious. They could've shown up to help Yoda.


FirstEvolutionist

Isn't that widely accepted?


AlexQC2006

Well then you are lost


Responsible_Ad_8628

Especially the kids!


bharathbunny

>he never ever touched the kids and was just doing weird stuff with the hands That sounds horrible


Snoo_97207

Now then now then now then


elppaenip

Just like how you get a new bullet every time the gun is activated so the gun has not done any terrible things from a certain point of view


Valthiam

Well, in all fairness, a gun is different from a lightsaber in that a lightsaber (In Canon) has a personality, of a fashion. A gun does not, and as such, cannot do terrible things. It can be used for terrible things, but that's not the gun's fault. Now a smartgun, on the other hand...


elppaenip

Your comment has me thinking about how lightsabers are sentient... ...Suspicious


Valthiam

Well... They're not exactly sentient, but they have pseudo-personalities, like how blue crystals are kind of steadfast and confident, and green crystals are calm and calculated, and red crystals are angry and in pain and all... They're not sentient, but they have personalities, almost like fish or plants. Personally I prefer the Legends crystal system, but that's just how it's portrayed in Canon.


elppaenip

Yeah, Legends was gold standard Lightsaber was calling out to Rey, which leads me that direction, the flashbacks can be explained as a force power and not communing Then in Clone Wars we get the younglings doomed to order 66 finding their kyber crystal on Illum that sound like they are singing and glowing, but only to one padawan


[deleted]

Now you got me thinking of smart-sabers


mrtrailborn

What if I told you that you were touching an incalculably large number of photons right now, in fact, trillions are propagating into you as we speak p.s. lightsabers are made of plasma, not light


ProblemLongjumping12

*A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.*


Ged_UK

The simpler reason is that Anakin didn't do it. Vader did.


lilkscricket

Well the kyber crystal always remembers


Takashi351

[Yea, they really should've put in a scene where Rey gets a series of horrific visions that cause her to run away in fear the first time she picked it up.](https://youtu.be/eQ42RydMt_c)


TheHunter459

Tbf that scene didn't really show the actual history of this weapon


IraZander

it showed the history of the og trilogy and her memorys and the future, nothing about the youngling slaying tho


5uperGIRL

> the og teriligy The what?


oeCake

The original gangasta trilogy, you know where Lil Annie holds his Naboo fighter sideways and pops a cap in the Trade Federation's reactor


Padme-Bot

The Trade Federation has destroyed all that we have worked so hard to build. If we do not act quickly, all will be lost forever. I ask you to help us… no, I beg you to help us.


IraZander

i spell like a 4th grader, Trilogy


squanch_solo

Scruffy loves the og terligy.


MrNobody_0

Scruffy loves the OG terligy like he loves janitorial equipment, I reckon.


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Scruffy 100% busts in the mop water


Tristanio97

Tbf the movie didn’t show anything of anything that’s supposed to back up the pre-text of the movie


superfahd

Because none of those visions had anything to do with the sword or it's history


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superfahd

We're talking about Rey, not the audience


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DannyJoy2018

Please stop


Qui-Gon_Jinn_Bot

We come for information only.


NRG_Factor

Yeah instead of that we got a veery vague scene that wanted to be deep but basically did nothing.


Bogsnoticus

Can we normalise guest directors for specific scenes? Someone like M. Night Shyamalan would make Force visions seem as surreal as they should.


Generalissimo_II

Whadda tweest!


chris1096

I, too, enjoy Robot Chicken.


[deleted]

I try to forget about that scene because it amounted to almost nothing


Valdularo

Literally nothing. It amounted to literally nothing. No vision here mattered to her. No vision was relevant to her or the future of the weapon itself. There is never a scene in the rain with Kylo. Ever. All wasted potential under the “a story for another day”


Qui-Gon_Jinn_Bot

You must own the rain, Valdularo. It must be part of you, an extension of you. If you fight it, it will win.


Valdularo

What is this sentience!? Lol


[deleted]

He’s trying to remind us of better times


chris1096

The prequels were awful.


MrGulo-gulo

>It amounted to literally nothing. That can be said about every aspect of the sequel trilogy.


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Qui-Gon_Jinn_Bot

You must own the rain, cespes. It must be part of you, an extension of you. If you fight it, it will win.


Valdularo

It’s not as bad as I say? In that it never shows up. Ever. Sorry dude but watch all 3 movies and that never occurs. That’s a fact not an opinion. The whole scene was clearly a setup for something the next director never bothered with among other things. That is also a fact. If you liked it, power to you. When I go to see a movie it at least needs to make sense and have a solid progression. The use of characters from before has to make sense based on the journey they’ve been on if used. And Han might be the only true version of that. It looked pretty has great set pieces and the actors where all great. The writing setups all go nowhere or at best nowhere good. This scene being one of them. It is clearly meant as an implied scene where this object has some link to the past and future. A dark and ominous past possibly a dark and ominous future. And then the whole scene means nothing after that. It’s never discussed, referred to or implicated again. Like Vaders Mask. It gets destroyed in rise. But why? And what was its purpose before? Nothing.


MrNobody_0

I consistently do forget about it.


fredrickthebird

ah right and that vision was a major plot point and helped the story in any possible way


[deleted]

Yeah I love how people blatantly ignore things in the sequels so they can shit on them. Like, why? If they’re as bad as you claim you shouldn’t have to lie or omit stuff to prove your point.


a_filing_cabinet

They're not. This was a series of vague visions, most of which showed the future. Not a single one was about the history of what that lightsaber had done


Valdularo

Not a single one? What was the bespin background about the? Hmm?


ajlunce

That's nothing to do with the history of bad things done with the Saber though, you're being difficult for no reason


mrtrailborn

So it does have something to do with what's been done, but now it has to specifically a bad thing, as if rey's arc isn't literally finding her place and living up to the legacy of the jedi. I can see the goalposts screeching away now, lol


ajlunce

are you blind? do you know the post we are talking about? you just shifted the goalposts dipshit not me


Necromancer4276

Wow what projection. > Not a single one was about the history of what that lightsaber had done >> That's nothing to do with the history of bad things done with the Saber though That's you literally moving the goalposts of the argument. Just accept that you were either wrong or speaking too generally.


ajlunce

Read the meme we are talking about, consider broader context, turn off your computer and go take a nap


Valdularo

No I am not being difficult for no reason. It was considered to be a dark side artefact. At best for non film watchers an artefact linked to the force regardless of side. What you’re doing it taking it all literally. It’s IMPLIED. Also the fact Kylo Ren stabs someone through the heart and Luke holding onto R2 after the DEATH OF HIS TEMPLE, but you’re right I’m just being “difficult for no reason” because of how you want to interpret the scene. Hush.


N8_Tge_Gr8

_"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."_


Chancellor_Valorum82

It’s like how people cite the fake story Kylo told Rey as an example of Luke being “ruined”


Nac82

The movie is so shitty in its writing that the people who enjoy it think Kylo made shit up to cope with the bad narrative.


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ghirox

Rey: this dagger is bad. Finn: didn't the lightsaber you're carrying kill like 12 children once after slaying thousands of drones in order to protect the Galaxy? Rey: yeah, you're right, I guess that erases anything done by the dagger .


Slime_Special_681

Finn: "I mean maybe, but I was trying to say isn't it the user and not the weapon that habors the ill will and evil?" Rey: "Excuse me?" Finn: "I mean you're able to weild the lightsaber for good despite it being used for evil in the past. So isn't it really just a question of what you use it for and not the weapon's inherent moral alignment? After all it's not like that lightsaber has turned you evil right?" Rey: "........." Finn: "Rey?"


Duke-Countu

Lightsabers don't kill. People kill.


knightress_oxhide

The force kills people. Midicholorians are evil.


PossibilityEnough933

Lightsaber throw exists, and canonically when a Jedi throws their lightsaber, it's at that point acting more on the will of the force, sooo... /s


C-TAY116

When you throw your saber, you’re controlling it with the Force. Otherwise it would just drop to the ground and turn off as soon as you threw it.


PossibilityEnough933

Woops. Forgot to type /s lol But yes, this is correct, I know. Was trying to joke but forgot to signify it was a joke.


C-TAY116

Oh, I’m sorry! Wasn’t trying to be a smart-ass. Lol


PossibilityEnough933

Nah it's okay my dude. I've been hitting reddit on and off today while being busy, hence how I forgot to add the /s lol


mrperidot31

REEEEEEEEEEEY


knightress_oxhide

She could be a critic. This dagger is bad. This lightsaber is bad. These muffins taste bad.


ghirox

You wrote your Haiku wrong


knightress_oxhide

haikus can't be written in english


WatchBat

The first time Rey touched it, she saw death and destruction. While the visions were not specifically about the actions of the lightsaber, it's not far fetched to assume she felt the lightsaber was used for bad stuff. However that dagger was more personal to her (kinda related to her parents and their disappearance which is a trauma she never recovered from), so she was more repulsed by it than a lightsaber that was used for bad some 50+ years ago


ParticularOccupied34

Wasn't that dagger used to kill her parents or something? I only watched it once.


WarwickRI

Yes it was. And this post is ridiculous because what OP is saying should’ve happened literally did happen


Daryll-Vader

So even ignoring the whole vision sequence in TFA where Rey does see negative things after touching the saber (with no training or experience at the time to understand it), Fallen Order shows that whatever that force ability is called doesn’t work on every object.


ogipogo

It's retcons all the way down.


PsychWard_8

Why the hell did they not have her make her own lightsaber for RoS? Anakins was broken in TLJ, it's legit the perfect opportunity to make a new one. But no, apparently we have to wait until the last 10 seconds of the movie to see her own lightsaber. God I hate Ep. 9


Arzemna

Because you know you can’t have two things that do terrible things only one


darthraxus

Youngling Slayer 9000\*. At least make the fucking meme correct.


TalenTheGreat12

Youngling Slayer 6600 Jesus you all are dumb


CRL10

So the lightsaber was responsible for one night of brutality and the downfall of the Jedi Order, but he saved a lot of lives with that weapon during the war, and lead many battles. The Sith dagger on the other hand has likely only ever been used to do dark, evil twisted stuff.


SuckerNumber2YT

It’s 9000


SurfintheThreads

Maybe that dagger was Youngling Slayer 3001


[deleted]

It isn’t the sword that is evil it’s who wields it.


Necromancer4276

You don't get it. The dagger has done terrible things ***to her***. Rey is an extremely self-centered protagonist.


Valuable-Shirt-4129

What's the point of the blade when they can have Darth Bane's lightsaber?


MrIous17

What was the dagger used for again? Was this even elaborated on in the movie?


WarwickRI

Yes it was


Twentytwenty34

Keep my padawans name out yo farkin mouth!


ELB2001

I'm trying to forget this movie. The writing and plot was so awful


Defender2-5

That’s what the sequels are bad writing


NRG_Factor

Man this joke hasn't been done 300 times already. Really glad it was done again.


GooseInternational66

Repost x284727617489593827647


Which-Astronaut9202

She freaked out when she touched his lightsaber too.


MatthiasFoxFire

Ah yes, this meme again


roguemango

Somehow Padme just died of sad...


Captain_Awesome_087

It’s been a *long* time since this meme was funny


rooracleaf17

I mean this isn't an example of bad writing tho


[deleted]

Don't you know that the sequels don't know the prequels exist?


Billy_T_Wierd

I mean, the sequels are 3 random flicks smashed together into a “trilogy” that is not a consistent trilogy, and then added on to 2 existing trilogies that it is wholly inconsistent with Would have been better to just keep making stand alone prequels and sequels that told good stories. Rogue-One was great


ClandestineCornfield

I mean, Mustafar appeared in Rise of Skywalker


khandnalie

Gee, if only we had *seen* any of these terrible things.


WarwickRI

We did? Ochi killed Rey’s parents with it. We saw it in a flashback. And now comes the part when you say “oh right I guess it was so forgettable I forgot”


khandnalie

Yup. Totally forgot.


[deleted]

That man in the meme has done terrible things


mactonite95

Chris Rock Slapper 3000


Pudding_Hero

Get Rey’s lightsaber outta your focking mouth M8


LazarDeno

Keep my lightsabers name out of your fucking plot hole filled hoe mouth


[deleted]

Because only one weapon in the Galaxy is capable of being used for evil any given time?


ReasonAndWanderlust

*Rogue One* is the only Disney Star Wars movie that's any good. 10, 11, and 12, are so bad they shouldn't be considered canon.


GUMBYtheOG

I’m proud (disappointed) that I did not pay to see the third movie. I’ve tried several times to watch it but get physically sick about 15 minutes in. I still have no idea what happens but it sounds very confusing. I wanted my money back after the second one. The force awakens was so damn good I would have never thought they could screw up So bad


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I'm just glad he wasn't awake to see that landing!


StrongSpecial8960

Whole movie is bad writing lol


Sun_on_my_shoulders

She just means it did something that affected her directly.


[deleted]

The movie really forgot a lot of prequel stuff, didn't it?


imSammy4526

They basically just wrote a bunch of "deep" writing and said "yea this sounds good" without caring if it actually matched up with what we already know about Star Wars


[deleted]

It's fine, nothing from Disney is canon


moneycomet

What a garbage movie this was.


Triforceoffarts

She reacted with violent shock when she touched the lightsaber. So the writing fits perfectly.


ranjberjanj

Y’all act like Rey didn’t have a whole ass vision when she first touched the damn thing


TSB159

I’m sure 12 youngling is not a high score


Bamboozled87

Somehow Will Smith has returned.


RipMcStudly

The dagger rebroadcast Major League Baseball games with only implied oral consent.


Unoriginalusername90

Anyone know what the lore actually is with that knife!?


Ash_Killem

They never even explained how the fuck that saber was recovered from a gas giant.


thedogefather8

Palpatine: here inapt assassin use this highly irrelevant weapon with a map back to my secret headquarters to carry out this mission.


Kr4k3n1ord

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[deleted]

My favourite lightsaber the “youngling slayer 3000”


KusanagiGundam

Why is it that no one remembers all the heroic things Anakin has done?


Jaimriel

“It was a order 66 joke”


Ok_Turnover_1235

Keep my likeness outta yo fucking memes!


WarwickRI

Do you not remember what happened when Rey first touched it in TFA? Seriously bad post


Grumshanks

That dagger would either break after a few uses or get embedded in flesh and be pretty hard to pull out.


[deleted]

I mean when she touched it for the first time she did feel that so idk


[deleted]

Would she have known?


creepyuncleron

yeah those dont count they didnt even have a good villain he was a pussy ass crybaby im gonna go watch my boy get cut in half and yorted down a hole again


allgoodnamesbetaken

Wow what an original joke...


RockHardstrong

Does.. does Rey suck?


Ornery-Thing4157

It’s a travesty


Narashori

Well to be fair, she did have a pretty strong reaction when she first touched it.


lasssilver

How’s her feeling a dagger has done bad things bad writing? Do you understand what “bad” or “writing” even mean?


legyasa

I want to learn this kind of typography! Teach me.