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Dr_Chicken4148

How is she 41? I thought she was younger


fierydragon963

Well it’s been nearly 20 years since attack of the clones


CoffeePieAndHobbits

You take that back!


milljet

Its not true, its impossible


pkdiegopk

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.


Dami_Gamer0211

Happy cake day!


Flipmaster_102520

Congrats you share a birthday with Natalie Portman


Accurate_Ninja_7463

Happy cake day 🎂


PartTimeMantisShrimp

No it hasnt


stonedturtle69

🥲


[deleted]

It's past 20 years as of last month.


IAmBadAtInternet

I don’t like this comment.


axolotlmaster59

And she doesn’t look a day older


UnredeemedRevenant

Oh no.


Optional_Lemon_

She was a lot youger when I last saw her as Chadme


Padme-Bot

_Summons lightning_


PalpatineZH3r3

What quote even is that?


MrIous17

I think Senator Amidala is a Sith Lawd!


Padme-Bot

...I Call It Aggressive Negotiations.


echo_themando

It's treason, then


Few-School-9365

Thor


Cumdecummer

She plays she Thor so probably that


[deleted]

She was born 41 years ago.


[deleted]

This is a subtle reference to the fact that Natalie Portman was born in 1981


Wi11Pow3r

Really? I assumed if she was in Star Wars over 2 decades ago that should would be much older than 41. Regardless she has always looked great. Not great for her age. Just flat out great.


[deleted]

I thought she was older. But 41 means I'm old enough! R/fingerscrossed lmao


MasterofThrash

Dude, I thought she was older than that.


4Ever2Thee

She was but she’s not anymore


Ste4mer

Natalie? My goodness you’ve grown!


Glcg12

My goodness, I have grown! (For all purposes, this is a joke)


babyscorpse

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

r/herbuttlooksgreat


LordSeismic

r/SubsIFellFor


PeskyDoc

r/sounding


mavimoo2

r/nicetrysatan


flyingflameball

r/subsifellfor


Kisengaming--2009

Ayo


[deleted]

Star Wars fans trying not to be horny challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


abcdeezntz123

I mean this is Natalie Portman we're talking about here. She even made a Norse god weak in the knees


[deleted]

Good point


HaloGuy381

And then took his hammer. Which is just a smidge Freudian I must say.


Few-Nefariousness-93

Badme AmiDAMN-a


KevinEleven111

New Thor hot as hell ngl


brandonyorkhessler

The lost jewels of Nabooty


Justus44

The first time I saw her in 1999, I was 10, and she forever forged my tastes in woman. It was a crush at first sight.


IgnoreThisGreenshirt

I feel like she shaped the tastes of many. A big many.


Wi11Pow3r

She produced feelings in me I myself did not understand.


honeybunchesofgoatso

There's a song about this called Natalie Portman 2002 lol


skriver23

for me it was attack of the clones, I was 9 oh boyyy


[deleted]

I used to have a big crush on Natalie. Then time passed and I sort of got over my attraction to her. But seeing her as Thor in the new upcoming movie has me crushing for her all over again.


TomTalks06

Me too my friend, me too


sparkswoody

Dat ass tho


Bitter_Mongoose

The Nabooty


Orkaad

A system we cannot afford to lose.


Orang_Mann

That is an A+ ass


sparkswoody

Dat ass is higher grade than my results on my algebra assignment


Sgt-Pumpernickel

That’s a low bar to clear


RavenBrannigan

An ass worth destroying the Jedi order for.


skriver23

the whole galaxy literally fell apart due to her ass


SKUNKpudding

Creep


-TheLonelyStoner-

What ass??


sparkswoody

The enchanted lighting on dat ass


-TheLonelyStoner-

My ass is fatter than that


sparkswoody

I don’t see your ass on reddit


-TheLonelyStoner-

I’ll post it right now


sparkswoody

Do it


skriver23

*DEW IT* *


Jovian09

I figure AOTC to have released 20 years and less than a month ago, so she can't have been older than 21 when this was taken. Crazy to think how young she was when she first took the role.


HostileHippie91

She was 17 during filming for episode 1 so I believe she’s 19 in this picture.


Wi11Pow3r

That was my first thought


OhShitItsSeth

She’s 41 and had a nearly 30-year acting career at this point. Absolutely bonkers.


tacosteve100

she’s two weeks older than me 😂


EnlightenedDragon

Then that makes you a week older than me!


tacosteve100

excellent!


satisfried

Is she an angel?


TomTalks06

The closest thing we've got to one anyway


RandomGuyOnline71

She is so fine


Kotal420

With cheeks like that no wonder Anakin fell to the dark side. When simping is acceptable.


Im-ACE-incarnate

Did we in this sub really need telling who she's pictured as? Lol 🤦‍♂️


AscendedExtra

Obi-Wan ain't the only one who wishes he was Leia's daddy.


[deleted]

Sweetest booty..


SuperdaveOZY

She is going to be one of those Hollywood actresses that ages like Wine.


Smldckbiboi5

God I have loved her since the professional.


Flame0fthewest

Hottest midriff in cinema history.


Spurnout

Almost exactly 1 year older than me.


punkrock9888

Happy nearly or belated birthday!


Spurnout

Thanks!


AnodyneSpirit

Idk why but I’ve always wanted that blaster


[deleted]

I refuse to believe she is 41


Kisengaming--2009

👏🎂


Mudkipueye

She aged well.


Guns_are_great

Cake


ProfessionalShinobi

Oh dang, didn’t know it was her birthday. 🎉🎉🎉


Hotshot596v2

Was she 16 here? Not her character, but her.


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Hotshot596v2

Thank god, idk why I was getting 16 when I looked it up. But I did the year the movie it came out minus the year she was born, and yup 21. Thank god, I was scared about these comments at first.


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Hotshot596v2

Still, older than 18 was what I mainly cared about. But 20 is even better, thanks for the answer tho.


thoyo_loco

Keira Knightley was 16 at the time (EP.1) and she was the decoy Queen Amidalla. So depending on what you googled it may haven given you Keiras age for the role of padme


Padme-Bot

Far too often, we forget that our most important allies are not always the most powerful.


Hotshot596v2

I had googled “star wars episode 2 Padme actors age”, so idk. 🤷🏻


TheWorstTM

This was Attack of the Clones. Phantom Menace came out in 99 so she was probably cast in 97 making her around 16 when she was hired. I remember her talking about being that young when she STARTED. But yeah, this photo she’s around 21. Or it was Keira Knightley, who played Sabe - her body double, and she was born in 85. So Keira was 16 when AOTC was released. (I just IMDBd the shit outta this.)


ToXXic_ScareCrow

Today is also Johnny depps birthday And mine


R3dd1tR10t

Uh…Padme is dead


tyroniusmaximus2K21

She had a slim and sexy body back then. ☺️


Popular-Secretary-1

Y the sexy pic tho?


tyme

Because upvotes, obviously.


Popular-Secretary-1

Oh, ok


JKREDDIT75

I went through my "Reddit Recap" and found that this was my most-upvoted post of the year. Clearly, I did something right by choosing that picture.


Popular-Secretary-1

U did the right thing.


candymannequin

i was really hoping to find somebody making fun of her "torn up" shirt in the comments.


ZombieBrainzzzz

She was mean to Chris Hemsworth so I hate her.


theduckgod808

What?


AgelessAirus

Happy Birthday. FYI 40 year olds can workout to gain muscle too. Oh I have a better idea: sit on your ass and let skilled professionals cgi your muscles for your lazy ass. It's literally her job to become a character. Does anyone have any clue how much she made to be a fake Thor? She's a poor man's Kira Nightly


AgelessAirus

Happy Birthday. FYI 40 year olds can workout to gain muscle too. Oh I have a better idea: sit on your ass and let skilled professionals cgi your muscles for your lazy ass. It's literally her job to become a character. Does anyone have any clue how much she made to be a fake Thor? She's a poor man's Kira Nightly


Imposiblepride24344

Now I think about she’s kinda flat just like the other girls on the sub Reddit


NXG_YT

Redditor trying not to have his perception of women warped by porn CHALLENGE 99% FAIL


ThunderSven

His bio just makes it even worse (15 He/him Straight maybe bi acts like a pimp Love funny and dark humor Mental and hyper sexual problems loves entertainment like Star Wars DC marvel games love technology)


Imposiblepride24344

How does it make it worse


bananabread_boi9

Natalie looks really good for her age.


MrFanta7

Nut


_maverick_11

Chadme


Scootydoot12

Looks a little weak in this photo (Just saying)