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snanesnanesnane

I’m sure there are some Bangor stories in there!


VaultBoy9

I came here to make this joke and you TOOK IT FROM ME Well done tho


JoePumaGourdBivouac

I was just in Bangor recently. I learned it was NOT pronounced in a way where I could make a “barely know her” joke.


Chimpbot

The quickest way to know someone is from away is when they pronounce it "Banger".


Grand_Access7280

There are multiple Bangors in the Uk, I’m pretty sure they all have the hard G and the Welsh one has an almost Scandinavian O.


Sakijek

We've got a Bangor in Western Washington, too


Podrick_the_Pimp

Dad jokes normally take years off my life but I liked this one a lot! 🤣🤣


i_take_shits

Wow this sub does not disappoint.


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Dolan's Cadillac


HotCollar5

This is the one. And Moving Finger, so good


mandark_moon

i'm still mildly afraid of drains.


ironmanthing

Have you seen the television adaptation. It’s wild


TyrantR3x

Been scared of bath plug holes ever since I read _The Moving Finger_ 30 years ago. Thanks, uncle Steve!!


dan_pyle

Yep. Those are my two favorites form that collection, but there are a lot of other good ones!


Zestyclose-Cup3570

Dolan’s Cadillac and you know they got a hell of a band are great.


Jatterjite1

One of my favorite King stories period. Loved it.


RaggyBaggyMaggie

This is the perfect story. The only perfect King story.


Gentrified_potato02

Well, it was a modernization of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Cask of Amantillado”, so I wouldn’t call it a King story, really. Still good, though.


UsefulEngine1

DID YOU LEAVE ONE


rpgguy_1o1

When I slowly upgraded all my Stephen King books from paperback to hardcover I was taking note of where these were all over town and distributing them like the Stephen King fairy


CudiMontage216

This is what I’m currently doing! It’s so fun and I (hope) that I’m making someone’s day each time


13dot1then420

Thank you, just in case you live in my neighborhood!


campy11x

I don’t believe with these you always have to leave one the same day. I don’t just walk around with books in my hands go donate. But I’ll either bring 3-4 books to one of these and take a book later or take a book and bring a bunch to fill it up later


Technical-Profit6546

I was about to ask the same 😂


urlach3r

TAKE ONE LEAVE ONE... ***OR ELSE***


RED_IT_RUM

There are short stories about this, some real bad vibes if you don’t leave one.


Podrick_the_Pimp

I did! LOL I have a stack of silly throwaway books I use specifically to shop from this library. The book I left today was a tiny guy I found called THE FAQS ABOUT JESUS. It's not a fair trade in my opinion, but the rules don't say "take one, leave one that is equally as good."


Bungle024

You go back there and leave Man and His Symbols, A Guide for the Perplexed, Siddhartha, or Dune immediately or forever be cursed.


Relevant-Grape-9939

This is such a good idea for a short story!


Relevant-Grape-9939

Could I get your consent on getting to write something based on this? It will probably never be published but I liked the idea and it would ease my mind knowing that you don’t mind me writing it. I don’t want any real life Secret Window, secret garden stuff going on. 😂 Tanks in advance.


Bungle024

I put an upvote for you. I’m not sure why somebody downvoted your comment. Maybe it was just OP ragevoting the whole thread.


Relevant-Grape-9939

Thank you, in return I upvote you


Bungle024

Go for it! Just let me read it when you’re done shooter.


Relevant-Grape-9939

Absolutely, I’ll post a link here when I’m done.


Podrick_the_Pimp

The best I can do is an old chemistry textbook from college. It's alright I'm pretty sure I'm already cursed.


Bungle024

It’s ok. I’m kidding really. But please when using these libraries try to give something that you found valuable in return. You were stoked to find that book so make sure the next book you leave is something that made you just as happy.


Podrick_the_Pimp

Personally I don't feel bad. The books that I put in there I find doing my job flipping apartments that people move or are evicted from and leave all of their crap inside of. If I didn't keep the books then it is my job to literally throw them away. A book in the garbage can't make anybody happy. So while you and whoever has downvoted me can think I'm a shitty person or that I'm being inconsiderate or whatever, in my opinion I'm the only one keeping those books alive.


StupidGuy911

Man, these are lethal levels of delusion.


TenormanTears

you kind of suck dude... your value systen is mental


CudiMontage216

Eh, I think you’re being downvoted because you’re admittedly filling the libraries with junk in order to justify taking the good books A moment of self reflection would be all it takes to understand why that sucks


rorschach_vest

Would you be shocked to learn OP has a podcast? Who ever heard of a self-unaware podcaster??


TheBigRedFog

You could, ya know, just walk inside and donate them. If you value them at nothing then you should give them away for nothing. The library can weed out the ones they feel their demographic won't like and give them to college libraries or dispose of them themselves. Dropping a "worthless" book in the box and taking a valuable one is tantamount to simply taking a book without leaving one. Had the person who left the King book there thought like you, you wouldn't have that book. Library is about community. If you want a book without being a decent human being, then you should simply waive you credit card around at your nearest Barnes and Noble.


Naberrie1991

It's even worse than taking a book without leaving one. The owner of the free library now has to get rid of the shit book. Source: we have a free library.


Beginning_Abalone_25

You’re not “keeping them alive.” You’re clogging the little free library with shit books that you know nobody wants instead of having the moral guilt of just putting it in the trash. These libraries can fit like 30 books max. Either put good stuff in there, or don’t put stuff in there at all. If you’re just using it to dispose of junk, you’re not helping or doing anything productive. Ultimately I don’t care what you do. But lose your moral high ground of “keeping books alive.”


Halya77

So in this scenario, you benefit from society… …and choose to give nothing back Cool flex bro 👌


thirdtimeisNOTacharm

Your shitty books are getting thrown out


Gypcbtrfly

U r !!!! Douche canoe move !!


UsefulEngine1

There's short story right here


thepoormanspoet

A perfect premise for a classic King short story, yeah you're right


Podrick_the_Pimp

The things I leave are always gone quick. Last month I traded THE 5 LOVE LANGUAGES for a Dean Koontz and that little guide was gone the next day. I guess it goes to show just because I wouldn't want to read it somebody else might.


Joe_Ald

Or maybe they know it’s garbage and throw it away?


crickwooder

That's what I was thinking; some people work pretty hard at maintaining their little free libraries.


CollectMan420

I’ve seen multiple libraries all over town that have the same bibles and self help books for literally ever in there. I don’t know about people throwing books out


Four-Triangles

This is why we can’t have nice things.


Omnidoom

Ugh. Fuck the honor system, huh?


Razor_whip

You got Karen vibes.


Themissingedge

Lmao might as well left L. Ron Hubbard’s Dianetics


WhiteRussianPlease

Great fiction book 👌


mahones403

Man, what a piece of shit outlook on life.


Dynamite138

What a scumbag


SilentJonas

I think it's a fair trade. It is not fair to make assumptions about what people like to read. When I was a kid, I used to read everything I could get my hands on, and that included the Bible, which was in my music teacher's bookshelf in school. In addition to fictions, I also read non-fictions about Israel, the origin of universe, conspiracy theories about the solar system, environmental protection, quizzes and puzzle books, and philosophy books. FAQ about Jesus? Sounds like my read if I were a kid all over again. Then, I wouldn't have to read the Bible to learn about Christianity. Perhaps it's the way that you worded that triggered people. \*You\* believed it was not a fair trade. \*You\* thought it was a throwaway book. But, if you gave some credit to your book, maybe it would have gotten a different response.


domuz21

You Know They Got a Hell of a Band is unbelievably creepy! The Ten O'Clock People It Grows on You


ILikeCheese510

Ten O'Clock People is awesome.


war_duck

Weren’t they making a movie out of it ?


Virtual_Knee_4905

I feel like 10 o clock people and 'They Live' were basically the same plot, with very different feels.


domuz21

Indeed!


Podrick_the_Pimp

Thanks mate. The scariest ones are always my favorite! Maybe I should've asked that lol


domuz21

It was eerie for sure, one of my favorite King's short stories!


Beneficial_Flow_2187

Crouch End


GoodnYou62

I think this is my favorite short story ever. I don’t scare easily but this one creeped me out.


Ok_Stranger_5161

End of the whole mess!


JungleBoyJeremy

That’s such a good one


PhilboydStudge1973

Best one in this book, though The Fifth Quarter is phenomenal.


Serious_Air_9151

Every once in a while someone will upload the audio book recording of this to YouTube. Read by King, it's one of my favorites.


Serious_Air_9151

Scratch this, wrong story!


skwidface3000

Just start from the beginning. They're all great.


dheckelmoser

This, and this, and this!!


TheNightTerror1987

This!! When I saw others mention what stories were in this book and realized it was *that* one -- yup, just read the whole thing. I think there was only one story in the whole book that I *don't* like.


BayazRules

Dolan's Cadillac, Suffer the Little Children, The End of the Whole Mess, Home Delivery, The Night Flier, Popsy, The Ten 'O Clock People, Crouch End, Chattery Teeth... the book is full of bangers. Enjoy


Relevant-Grape-9939

Popsy was really good


BaldwinBoy05

Popsy can fly


PhilboydStudge1973

Home Delivery is amazing.


20tacotuesdays

That little library has a very threatening aura.


Podrick_the_Pimp

I completely agree. It's like Pennywise or somebody scrawled the writing in blood! I almost wanted to leave the King because it looked so at home in there. It was right in the middle too.


LilBunnyFauxFaux

Seriously was there a red balloon on the side?? Lol I want a little library so bad, and there is a castle one down the street. This font tho is like horror special lol


Sakijek

We all read down here


Lunchroompoll

Chattery Teeth. That's one of my favs!


celticeejit

10 o clock People is excellent


Turnthekey2669

Try page one, then page two, and continue.


goddm95624

You could even go to page 45, assuming you've read page 44.


dheckelmoser

Must get past page 19 first


Spectre_Mountain

I also got that book from a little free library!


Podrick_the_Pimp

You and I could be Ka-Tet, my friend 😉 I always drive by this thing and was thrilled to see my GOAT in there.


Spectre_Mountain

Hell yeah


ClancyMopedWeather

There's a story near the back about a guy who takes a book from a free library without giving a book in return. Over the course of a month he gradually forgets every story he ever read in his life.💀😭🥺🤯


Lopkop

Rainy Season! Totally wackadoo story idea but super gripping and scary


MathewW87

Yes! Love that one!


rizub_n_tizug

Dolan’s Cadillac is a wicked banger


JRGregson

Umney's Last Case is always a classic! Same with The End of the Whole Mess and You Know They Got a Hell of a Band.


JasonMaggini

For a while I was big on hunting down stray SK short stories. It was fun- I'd find stories in collections, or magazines ("The End of the Whole Mess", my favorite in this collection, was in Omni, for instance). I had a good percentage of the stories, then this book came out, and rendered all my hunting moot, lol. It was interesting to see some of the changes, like "Home Delivery"- there were references to the USSR that were changed to China, for example.


Podrick_the_Pimp

That's pretty cool, especially that you can see the changes across versions like that. And it's just cool to have the original sources. It was all before my time, but short stories being in magazines or even a popular thing in general is kind of wild to me. Like I can't imagine being a kid at the time and picking up a Playboy only to find an SK story in there!


Puntapig2013

dude I have one of those in my area and after a few days someone smashed the glass panel and ripped the door off lol...sad but shocked to see that there's a community that actually properly does it


thepoormanspoet

It Grows on You Home Delivery Rainy Season... ...then drop back and go thru the rest. You can't go wrong with any of them, really. King in his short fiction prime.


stma1990

God I love those things. I never find gems like this in ours, but I did get to watch some kid get wide eyed finding my Where the Sidewalk Ends in there, made my week to know it’s getting loved again


marcjwrz

Be a lot cooler if you weren't a dick about it and left something good in return.


CollectMan420

What if I leave a children’s book and a child comes along and sees there’s only 600+ page books and chooses children’s book I left and is happy and they replace it with another children’s book? What then ?


FloatDH2

I love those free little libraries. You never know what jackpot you might score.


[deleted]

Yea, start at page one.....


cavaliereternally

Man I've had a copy of rose Madder in my little free library for over a year and nobody's taken it. 😫


MathewW87

That one’s a goodie! My first King book actually.


debear3480

The first story …


eveninglily33

I apologize for not answering your question, but that little free library's style..I dig it!


Objective_Ad_2279

Just tried to give a copy to a guest we are hosting. He wouldn’t take it. Says he just likes epub. Taking it down to my Little Library or whatever it’s called down the street.


TheShweeb

Popsy is fantastic! My scoutmaster read that to my troop around a campfire on one overnight trip, and I never forgot it.


_highsierra

Dolan's Cadillac, Chattery Teeth, The ten o'clock people! One of my favorites, enjoy the entire book!


Ok_Handle_8251

Did they intentionally make that TAKE ONE LEAVE ONE look menacing? TAKE ONE LEAVE ONE…. MEDRUM.


Swansongz24

Rainy season is absolutely ridiculous....start there


MathewW87

I don’t see enough recommendations for Rainy Season here. Damn, that one freaked me out.


CudiMontage216

Love this, I’ve been dropping off Stephen King books at various little libraries all summer — they are usually gone by the time I get back from my walk lol


TennesseeMojo

Oh wow......are we in the same area?? I just put that exact book in my neighborhood little free library a day ago!! Also a copy of Wizard and Glass because I had 2 of each one.


StuffMurky7797

I got 12 Stephen king books from one of those (I donated a bunch of books at the same time)


thetreelee

I got my copy from a neighborhood library, too!


Irunthis77

I read it in order. Start with the first one and end with the last one.


Booksandcards

All of them. chatter Teeth is great and short.


Ranseler

Haven''t read that since it came out, so some of the stories (by title) I didn't recall, but "You Know They Got A Hell Of A Band" I always liked. "Popsy" - also good. The one I would avoid (IMO) is "Dedication."


Everheart1955

Open to page one and feast!


PanderII

Suffer the little children is excellent f.e.


SuperInconvenient

Dollan's Cadillac and All The Little Children!! Been awhile so the names might be slightly off but they're by far my favorite


PinkBored

Read em all, and then watch the 2006 mini series.


FalseAd4246

Crouch End is one of my favorites, Fifth Quarter is good also and of course Dolan’s Cadillac which is basically a novella.


Rufus0t0firefly

I'd say The Night Flier and Dolans Cadilac are 2 good starters . I liked both . Chattery teeth were nice, too .


fonebone819

Dolan's Cadillac. My favorite story from SK.


Misterbellyboy

They’re all pretty good, but I really liked his non fiction story about Little League Baseball. Made me feel like a kid again.


Apprehensive_Day_496

Crouch End


RaggyBaggyMaggie

The first story ‘Dolan’s Cadallic’ is my ONLY 10/10 (perfect) story from King.


unionsquared1121

Great find!


rorscachsraven

What did you leave in its place? 😊


Least_Sun7648

why would you do this?


garagespringsgirl

Those stories are all amazing! Enjoy!


Smile_Terrible

Just read them in order. They are all good!


winterhwk

Crouch End


jmazz65

I just finished The House on Maple Street, and it was a bit of a slog. Really slowed my progress through this collection. Loved Dolan's Cadillac though, it was a very strong start


mrcfrost

What a find


Silver_Plankton1509

This is one of my fav Stephen king books


MDMullins

I just read his collections from cover to cover. It's the easiest way to keep track.


HappyLoveHappyLife

Hell yeah that’s what I’m reading right now. My favorites so far are the finger in the drain, rainy season & crouch end. Also that looks like an old copy from the 90s so that’s a bonus I have a first edition that look just like this check the page with copyright info and stuff and it’ll say if it’s a first edition or not and when it was published.


Emotional-Ad5769

Read the entire thing—it’s one of his best short story anthologies. Lots of gems.


Makingyourwholeweek

Do any other 90s kids remember when they’d advertise this book on the channel channel where you watched what was on the other channels scroll by? This one and dianetics


Bunnywithanaxe

I was the only one in my sphere of acquaintance that called it the channel channel. Thank you for helping me feel less alienated. 🥲


Prior-Independent-38

My first King’s book 🥰 A gift for my 10th birthday


Plus-Worry8689

You Know They Got a Helluva Band. Classic SK


whymygraine

I received the hardcover for Christmas when I was 11. I should probably revisit this one


Chance_Reflection_42

Dolan’s Cadillac, read it 20 years ago, still sits with me to this day.


DeadheadJay13

Dolan's Cadillac is arguably one of his best ss ever


DrugzRockYou

Did you leave one? Lol


Podrick_the_Pimp

Not the question to ask


MatsGry

Take one leave one Karin


HaloOfFIies

*I stole this today FIFY


Objective_Ad_2279

My favorite King short story is ‘Take One Leave One.’


Low-Sun8965

Everyone is mad at OP for putting random books in the free library… but have yall opened up a free library? The books in there always suck. The best book I’ve seen in one is Dune and that’s only after I put it in there.


hesher516

All stories start good and end lame aka Stephen King books


CollectMan420

I carry bibles in my car for these take one leave one library’s


Ka-Is-A-Wheelie

Keep your religion to yourself.


CollectMan420

Sorry I forgot to add the /s at the end. I’ve never even owned a bible


Ka-Is-A-Wheelie

Because you left them all in Leave One, Take One Libraries lol


CollectMan420

I’ve never actually left or taken a book from any of these little libraries. Most of mine have sucky books and bibles. I have a book in my glove department that’s been there for years that was written by the rapper logic called supermarket that’d I’d instantly swap if I were to find a book I like.


Podrick_the_Pimp

I bet a Bible goes quick from one of these, and maybe even finds somebody who needs one 😉


addisonshinedown

The fun thing about that is that literally no one NEEDS a Bible.