i ate a gummie, took a shower, forgot that i ate the gummie and ripped my bowl a couple times. the plan was to bake cookies but im not even gonna attempt to math right now.

sounds like you did bake

my ass wouldn't forget the gummie, i'd just smoke before and after and watch cartoons on the couch i'm sober now (have been for a year and a half now) because i'm breastfeeding, but i'm looking forward to the flat blunt i'm going to enjoy when my baby's weaned

“Nighty night keep your butthole tight”


I can hear the “look at how tron is LIV-ING” in this gif 😂

In the citaaaaay

"I brought brownies" "Is there weed in them? "

r/onionlovers

My people

Mmmmm. There is a very nice amount of glorious onions on this sausage.

🤢 that many raw onions 🤮

Love the dog pic

Who’s a good boi?

thank u for including pics of the doggo

Your chip game is ON POINT! My absolute favorite twists

wtf I’m so stoned I thought he cooked pasta with his sausage

I’m sober and thought it was pasta salad😂

I thought it was the cheetos Mac and cheese, that stuff is so good

🤣

So did I.

Honey BBQ for the win!

They’re my favorite Fritos on their own but chili cheese is the best for chili

I commented the same, I haven't had them in a really long time. Might as well be a sponsored post for them haha

I’m in a hotel rn and I’m praying they have them in the vending machine

So many things I thought were discontinued. I looove this sub.. damn now I'm gonna make a sandwich lol edited- *

and the Claussen pickles and Dr. Pepper. the best combo

Man I got the Walmart version and they are way cheaper but really good. Not quite the same cause they are more corn chippy but still fire budget munchy snacks.

Any idea what they're called? Finding things on the Walmart app is a friggin joke.

Yee I gotchu. Great value honey BBQ corn chips.

Those assholes. It must be regional. Doesn't come up for me even if I navigate to Great Value brand chips without using search.

Damn bruh that sucks. Yeah the Walmart app is dogshit too. When I get my money up in a couple weeks I could mail you a few bags of the chips.

That's a really generous offer, thank you! I'll just order some of the Fritos to satisfy my cravings. Sounds like you should treat yourself to some though!

Ay no problem. If you ever change your mind just lmk. My fiance and I are going to do Fritos with chilli and shredded cheese on em tonight because of this post lol. Gonna add sour cream and hot sauce 'n onions and shit. Should be fiiiiire.

Oh hell yeah that sounds fucking INCREDIBLE. I hate cooking so I buy canned and boxed food. Campbell's makes chili in a can and it's my favorite. Always have some on hand.

Damn. I guess I’m gonna be buying one of those Lodge flattops for myself. 😅

You must! But, it’s gonna start something.

Best unsolicited sausage pic I’ve seen lol

Don't threaten me with a good time 😏

“I’m bleeeeediiiiing!”

Hello yes please tell your dog I love them

Onions I love onions

I love seeing that cutting board. Gives me great ideas for my next stoner creation

I enjoy your posts and your dog is so adorable!

There is nothing like peace and quiet hanging out with your doggo in the middle of the night getting baked making delicious food. One of the moments in life that is pure. Looks great too btw!

Lol RIP Charlie Murphy

3:25 am? How'd you sleep afterwards? 🤢

just woke up and feelin’ fine

Ah, to be young again 😆

…i dunno about young

Here's the million dollar question. Did you watch Chappelle's Show when it first came out?

yes. at my own apartment on a tv i purchased and cable i paid for.

🤔

Because you said to be young again and then continued it by asking if they watched the Chapelle show when it came out. Making a point it seems. You seem a bit condescending.

That was me putting it together how old he is.

You could've just asked instead of being a pain in the ass

Well that looks amazing.. perfect amount of onions. Also a good boi/girl.

perfect amount of onions too

You made your little buddy’s day, nice of you to share.

Nicely done and very cute dog!!

Yooo you post here a lot and I love it! I can tell by your cutting board and dog hahaha. By any chance are you from Chicago?? Asking cause the hot dog is similar to Chicago dog

grew up on the southside. i’m just a bit further south now.

Ok that’s what’s up!

Man I love those fritos

Thought it was some fire pasta, realized it was some equally fire Fritos BBQ Twists 🫡

they’re queso twists. never had them before. they’re fuckin good.

Oh shiiiiit, same vibe as the other Frito twists or another product entirely?

they’re [frito](https://www.snacks.com/product/fritos--twists-queso-flavored-corn-snacks-000000000300041833_EA). i’d show you my bag but it ripped funny so i dumped them in a freeze bag. got them at costco.

Happiest dog ever

Doggie is back!

Op seems like someone I’d hang out with, I don’t even smoke either. Just seems cool. Love the pup too

Thank you for paying the puppy tax.

This is fantastic! The food, the pup.. then CHARLIE MURPHY!! Chef’s Kiss 🥇

That puppy is happier the a cow in cudd bub!!! Daddy happy PUPPY HAPPY!!!!!!

your sausage looks really good I hope this isn't too forward of me but I'd like to try your sausage

oh man i thought those were slugs

i see you’re stoned too

Are those honey bbq curly Fritos? I used to love those

they’re frito queso twists. good stuff.

I haven’t had that flavor but I’m going to go search this hotels vending machine for either flavor. The honey bbq twists were sooo good in the early 2000s. That was a delicious looking munchie meal you made! 5 stars out of 3

Clausen's the superior pickle 🫡

Sausage seems fine but the pastas a bit screwy

pasta? those are frito twists, sir

Lmao I thought the same thing and was scrolling for the recipe lol

Looks awesome!!!

Those chips are fucking amazing

Mr Cutting Board. You again?


Your sausage looks delicious I hate myself I'll see myself out

it’s ok. not the first time i’ve been told that.

Tomorrow’s heartburn is tomorrow’s. We can’t borrow trouble from the future. Eat to win. Just like you are. I’m proud of you.

Pic 6....the INTENSITY 😳🤌


Can I recommend you take a look at r/onionlovers

[im part of the crew](https://www.reddit.com/r/OnionLovers/s/Ya0jgQI47G)

Oh that was you!! I saw that post a while ago, I don't really pay attention to usernames on this site so sorry for not recognizing you 😭 The funny thing is I don't actually like onions but reddit keeps trying to make me join

you can join us anyway. [its a safe place.](https://www.reddit.com/r/OnionLovers/s/17mOvkKdFh) 

It’s so big I don’t know if I can handle it all

nice dice

I'd look at stinking wind's sausage anyday.

[want some more?](https://www.reddit.com/r/hotdogs/s/RnYvII7gP5)

Gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. I've never seen relish that green nor hot dogs with pizza on it.

that’s chicago style relish. sometime in the 50s someone put blue food coloring in sweet relish and it’s a thing now. the pizza dogs were cuz i had leftover pizza stuff and i was high.

The man literally whipped out his sausage at 3:25am.

Hims a dog.

Impressive

I wish I was u rn

Lovely post ♥️🥰

The dawg!!!

Impressive sausage

Can we please get married


🤣 I mean I’m poly so like if there is a line I at least will be cooking with someone else till it’s my turn 😆

How dare you show me a late night Weiner pic.

At a causal glance i rejected this dish but upon closer inspection I can see this is actually pretty good stuff! Lil heavy on the grunions but hey looks good. Love those lil peps and the pickle, almost a Chicago dog.

And I thank you for it.

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

thats disgusting. and i normally enjoy insolicited pictures of guys sausages! but i just really hate onions :P

Tell Mr more of this pasta

Those are Frito twists! I believe OP said they were queso flavored..

You had me up until that criminal amount of raw onionage. Wa-a-ay too much for me.

Need that pasta recipe asap!!

Pause

What brands your wiener, and does it snap nicely when bitten 

would you like a side of sausage with those onions?

That’s a lot a onions

yes it is