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ForsakenPoptart

The hoverfish is so god damn cute I can't bring myself to eat it, which is pretty advantageous for its survival.


Thecommonplayer279

Against humans that can perceive cuteness yes. Against a 55 metre long, pure muscle death machine? Not so much.


SpaceBug178

It doesn't matter. If you can be the pet of the species thats on top of the food chain, then ur saved.


Thecommonplayer279

Tru but there’s no guarantee that your species will survive


JohnEbic

With the hoverfish motivating me you bet your ass im at the top of the foodchain


ForsakenPoptart

Hell yeah- hoverfish believes in you!


angelofcaprona

Pretty sure Maida’s at the top of the foodchain. Not much you can do about it.


Manofcheesemature

I’m the one at the top of the food chain here I’m made out of cheese 53x stronger than plasteel and my pet is the sea dragon


SpaceBug178

Oh cool pet but too scary. My pet is the Hoverfish Garry. [Look at his lil face he's so cute](https://imgur.com/a/IumDgk7) :]


copperhead39

yeah, they always have that cute smile too. with the alien containment, I caused an overpopulation of hoverfish in my game


Manofcheesemature

Oh the lunch I ordered is here


SpaceBug178

I hope my time capsule lands on your skull and crushes your balls


Manofcheesemature

Checkmate I’m a inter dimensional hyper demon and I don’t have testiculars


SpaceBug178

You still have a skull tho? Oh sorry I mean "used to".


Manofcheesemature

No I have no skull I’m made out of undying flame and darkness


El-ChuPugcabra

Never had someone describe my genitals so perfectly, it's almost scary.


Manofcheesemature

I feed them to the Mesmers


KingCool138

Reginald Gives 44 Food (of course when cooked/cured) as compared to peeper’s 32 food value (cooked/cured)


HeatDeath__0

Love me a nice smokey reginald. I keep ~40 in my containment at all times


AntEconomy1469

Reaper * Is cute * Is friend shaped * Is fluffy * Is cute


Ok_Emu3004

Also Reapers love to give hugs


Manofcheesemature

Also tasty


woo545

and if it bites you, you don't have to worry about all of the things that bladder fish provides.


I_am_lettuceman43

• has a butt chin


JeroenstefanS

Wait you can eat it raw for oxygen??????


Jackviator

Eating it puts 15 seconds of oxygen in the tank, similar to consuming the oxygen from the Air Bladder. Great to carry at least one if you’re going into a large wreck or some other confusing enclosed space, just in case you get lost inside.


-StupidNameHere-

Or... Hear me out.. or.. you could carry 2 tanks of extra air. Just saying.


Jackviator

The devs thought of that. Each tank in your inventory slows your swimming speed.


[deleted]

They also take up a ridiculous amount of your inventory


copperhead39

not if you use mods


jenrai

Modding a survival game to make it less survival, mhm mhm


copperhead39

well, true its technically a survival game but when you've completed the game once, you realize the building aspect of the game is is properly amazing. it's time consuming so there come the mods


-StupidNameHere-

I'm playing on Switch. My first console was NES so I really can't get over how awesome it is to play these massively complicated games like No Man's Sky anywhere I want.


copperhead39

yeah must be pretty amazing, playng the witcher wherever you want and all


-StupidNameHere-

I do have that game on it but I haven't played it yet.


angelofcaprona

Anything in your inventory adds to your encumbered weight though—it’s just that the tanks are uniquely heavy. But I’ve often noticed that hauling an entire inventory full of metal salvage slows you down a lot. So does carrying, say, the stasis rifle, a propulsion cannon, and the seaglide all at once.


OnlineSarcasm

Huh, I never noticed this. If it slows you its negligible compared to the extra time a second hi cap can offer you.


-StupidNameHere-

He has a crotch rocket and a Dodge Underwater Ramship.


flamethrower2

The speedrun I saw uses two 90 sec tanks, switching it out most of the way into the blackout timer. My guess is these little guys are unreliable to catch for a speedrun and "catching" the 9 resources you need for an extra tank is more reliable.


lieutenatdan

I had no idea either, what a game changer!


Infernaladmiral

But it does reduce hydration level if I remember correctly,and possibly nutrition value too. Correct me if I'm wrong.


angelofcaprona

Eating raw fish does reduce hydration. Most raw fish, as long as they’re not dead and rotting, do still give you some nutrition. The bladderfish only gives +6 nutrition raw, though, where it gives +16 cooked. I think that’s the lowest ratio in terms of nutrition raw vs. cooked for the fish, however. The peeper also gives around the same nutrition raw, but +33 or something like that (?) (+32?) cooked. And yeah, I think even though a raw bladderfish gives you something like 7 seconds O2, it costs you at least 7 or more hydration.


Divinghatchling

Floater is kinda a fish.


Ok_Emu3004

I don’t think it is in the PDA it says it’s a symbiotic relationship


NoPatience883

There are plenty of animals from different animal classes that have symbiotic relationships, an example of fish are sharks and those little fishes that you sometimes see suction cupped to the bottom of it. So fish can have symbiotic relationships, that being said there is an argument to be made that floaters don’t fall under the class of fish and may be more closer to jellyfish or other class of jellyfish like creatures.


jeijeogiw7i39euyc5cb

Jelly**fish**


NoPatience883

I’m like 99% sure jelly fish don’t fall under the class of fish but I could be wrong. There are many animals with the names or class of other animals in there name, but they are not actually that animal or in that class. All it takes is a simple google search


jeijeogiw7i39euyc5cb

Yeah. I was just being a smartass.


NoPatience883

Straight up wooshed me lol


angelofcaprona

To be fair, the “class” of fish is incredibly broad and contains a lot of very distantly related organisms—and this makes it confusing. It’s rooted in outdated taxonomy from the 19th and early 20th centuries—we know more about convergent evolution now and how analogous structures can develop in organisms that are distantly related genetically—and many organisms that we classify as fish are very distantly related indeed. So the shark and the ray (including stingrays) are both considered bony “fish” here on earth—despite having very little in common genetically with, say, a salmon. I think from what I can see of the lore in Subnautica, the rays on Planet 4546B likely wouldn’t get classified as fish at all by earth taxonomical standards. (Interesting, maybe just to me). But yeah—a jellyfish is, taxonomically, not a fish. Never has been. And the floaters in Subnautica wouldn’t be either—they’re invertebrates too.


NoPatience883

100% right. And yes it is very interesting, especially when talking about aliens (tho realistically all our earth classifications and so on would be thrown out the window) but it’s always cool to speculate. And yes that’s an amazing point they are invertebrates. I didn’t even think of that lol


angelofcaprona

Oh, I’m with you on the complexities of speculative xenobiology/ that we’d have to throw out earth’s taxonomies. Although admittedly earth’s taxonomies are… not always perfect to begin with. But yeah… I’m forgetting what the precise language is vis a vis the colony part of the floater life form and the “core creature” or whatever you’d want to call it (idk what the PDA says) that makes up the parasitic host. Obviously we don’t have organisms that contain or produce helium naturally here though! (That I know of? It’d be cool if there were some on earth… I guess. Or just. Sequestering helium somehow).


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Divinghatchling

Whoosh


TheGreatCoyote

What you described is mutualism, not symbiosis. Each can survive without the other but they mutually benefit from each other. A remora can attach itself to any number large swimming creatures, not necessary just a shark or a whale. They can also hunt on their own. Coral are actually a symbiotic animal. They are animals with photosynthetic algae that live in their tissues. And if the coral bleaches it often dies and if the coral dies the algae also dies. Thats symbiosis. They cannot live without each other.


RestlessARBIT3R

This is just wrong. Symbiosis is any relationship between between two different species. Predation is a form of symbiotic relationship. The term you’re looking for is “obligate symbiote” which means it can’t live without the other. Like tube worms and their chemosynthetic bacteria in their trophosome Source: Biology Undergrad


RestlessARBIT3R

To add onto this, the different forms of symbiosis can be categorized into how they affect one species and how they affect the other. Plus is good, minus is bad, 0 is nothing significant happens. There’s: Mutualism +/+ Herbivory/predation +/- Parisitism/parasitoidism -/+ Competition -/- Commensalism +/0 Ammensalism -/0


angelofcaprona

Fwiw, the prehistoric floaters I think are canonically obligate symbiotes. Colonies of single celled parasitic organisms that have for extended periods of time lived together and likely could not separate—to the point that they function as a single entity more than as individuals.


NoPatience883

I believe mutualism is stil considered a form of symbiotic relationship


Divinghatchling

That… doesn’t stop it from being a fish….


Mallardguy5675322

What ever floats your boat I suppose.


Divinghatchling

I love breaking subnautica, and floaters are just perfect for it. And yes, they will float my cyclops 300 metres away and detonate it.


Mallardguy5675322

Or yeet my prawn into orbit.


Divinghatchling

Or clip my sea moth into the centre of the Aroura.


TheLegoBoi940

How the fuck did you get them to stick to a prawn? When I try they just bounce off


Mallardguy5675322

Putting it in a moonpool, then dropping them of inside. A bit finicky, but eventually it works. Or I just squeeze the prawn into a cave and do the s stick in there. Sometimes I get yeeted into the lava zone doing that


angelofcaprona

The PDA makes it pretty clear that, taxonomically, the type of organism the floater is is not a fish. But it’s an aquatic organism 🤷🏼 it’s a fish in the same way a clam is a fish. Or an octopus. Or a whale. 😉


angelofcaprona

Not denying the supremacy of the floater though. Float everything. I, for one, welcome the sweet embrace of our parasitic, invertebrate overlords.


Manofcheesemature

You got angry at me for starting a Mesmer cult you started a floater cult


angelofcaprona

All jokes mostly At least on my part I also think floaters are kind of whatever. And Mesmers Are annoying, but so pretty. So 🤷🏼


the_Hand0

What kind of psychopath would cook this


Low-Wolverine-683

The one in desperate times


the_Hand0

Nah bro I prefer losing a hard save than eat that


InsaneAdam

Hardcore mode should include this


Low-Wolverine-683

Uhh ok you do you ig


Manofcheesemature

Me that’s who


the_Hand0

Holy Jesus Go away you demon


Manofcheesemature

I’m the one who started a Mesmer cult I’m more than a demon


the_Hand0

Ok good for you


Manofcheesemature

You call people to ask their phone number


the_Hand0

Ok good good


Manofcheesemature

Your sins will be forgiven if you join our lord and saviour Mesmer


the_Hand0

All of my sins ?


Manofcheesemature

Yes


the_Hand0

You promise?


Manofcheesemature

Yes I promise and also you can mind control a sea dragon if your loyal enough.


the_Hand0

Hmmm let me think


angelofcaprona

Only the sort of person who’d start a Mesmer cult would use this as a diss 😒


Manofcheesemature

Bruh you sound like how dust tastes


angelofcaprona

It’s true!


Neptune_NJ

Bladderfish season is every season


NoPatience883

Floaters bc they are the forbidden fleshlight


ConfidentCoast2885

r/cursedcomments


NoPatience883

More like r/pleasurablecomments 😈


RMgames_19

Reginald is better for cooking/curing, Bleach is better for water, Oculus is better for bioreactor


Rad_it

You know how it goes, jack of all trades, master of none


RMgames_19

Fair


Nkorayyy

Who’s reginald


RMgames_19

That fish that spawns in the Grassy Plateaus, green with a pink(ish) fin


AgileRoyal3835

cuddle fish egg is better for bioreactor


noctia_

r/foundsatan


Manofcheesemature

Although the live cuddlefish is good for leviathan bait


noctia_

YOURE ALL MONSTERS


Manofcheesemature

Do you have a moment to talk about the living god Mesmer?


MosquitoInAmber303

Usefulness: Bladderfish Cuteness: hoverfish


Jax_Magenta

Hands down the peeper is best fish


-StupidNameHere-

False.


Mission_Present3678

the best fish is the big water lizard that lives in the funny cave


0ctoxVela

cuddlefish pros: cuddles cons: none the choice is clear


YummyTerror8259

Bladderfish is definitely the most versatile and is fantastic early game for water. However I've never used an air bladder, I've never eaten them for oxygen (though I could've used it a time or two), and once you have alien containment and water filtration machines, Reginald becomes way more useful. Put two in a tank for limitless food supply, water filtration machine gives you water and salt so you can cure the Reginald for later.


SneakySam656

Wait eating it raw provides oxygen how did I never know this


Hype365

Wait... Eating it raw.... GIVES YOU OXYGEN?!?! Today I learned lol


[deleted]

The Oculus is cute tho


Lord_Ocean

The Stalker. It's cuter.


EidolonRook

It’s immediately visible and simple to find apart from other fish. Only exception is when it turns sideways and disappears :p


El-ChuPugcabra

EDIT: *It can be put in the bio-reactor guilt free*


yesseru

I only drink this and eat Reginalds, so this is a solid number 2 since making water with bleach is more efficient and water purifiers exist.


FelInfused

Not denying these facts at all, clearly it is superior for use however it is ugly so I prefer to gather them for use only and I put cute little eyeye's on display.


PM_ME_UR_SYLLOGISMS

You said you'd wait but you didn't wait at all!


dontredditdepressed

Hoverfish is friend, not food


RonBeyond

It's so good that it's something fishy about it. Yes I'm a dad..


Ello-its-me

Hoverfish funni


Any-Space2177

Reginald all the way. Slow enough you can catch it however sleep deprived you are (7 hours into a Subnautica stint? Don't worry. Reggies are slower more nutritious peepers). Appear at super low depths to sustain you late in game


ThatOneGuy308

It's only really great for the oxygen and the flotation device (now that it doesn't suck anymore). It's a lesser source of food and water, and there are better options for both.


Dizzy_Green

If this game had realistic fish populations, these things would be extinct within a few hours of playtime.


Only-Ad5049

It is also funny that they are even hanging out in the Tree Cove area. I wouldn’t expect them to be that deep.


C0SMIC_LIZARD

Hoverfish -is adorable


avatar_94

I like Reginal


Snorri_Sturluson_

I can‘t believe it‘s not water


boi644

It gives you a bacterial infection


DerpsAndRags

Had no idea on the O2 bit.


ArmourFarmer

The hover fish and cute fish are better for the bioreactor


snekkyboiii

Cuddlefish. Reasoning: its just a lil guy


Sh1royasha

Might me useful for new players maybe? Yes , it has a lot of stats , but they're all mid/low. If you are not playing for the first time , I don't see any reason to even catch bladders. Bleach water is at least two times better than bladder for early game. Late game you have the filtration system water. So why even bother? Same with food , it gives almost no nutritional value , so the only reason to eat it is if you're in a pinch and have the heat blade. The oxygen part is very very situational. It could help you ,but chasing that thing for a 15 o2 is not worth it. As for the bioreactor , no. Simply useless. It's not a good thing to put in there , given the time spend collecting them. Either put plant pots with fruits around the reactor , or just make an outside growbed with gelsacks - which are one of the best sources of energy for the BR. ​ So in short , it has a lot of uses , but nobody uses them , so it's basically useless. Even lorewise it is not the "best" fish.


Amazon169

The bladder fish is so useful and necessary to my early survival that I always make sure to eventually build a water filtration machine so I don't have to consume them. And then I usually feature them in an aquarium or alien containment out of respect. They're too useful and cool to not do so.


tntaro

Hoverfish


dx-dude

One time I cooked two or three of these in desperation and for the rest of the game they were gone. Weirdest glitch and it suck trying to make water out of coral.


worm_bagged

I relied on these fish for my entire playthrough for water. Just catch a ton and stock up, then retry later....honestly should have built a water filtration unit sooner.


MasterGameBen

I mean yeah, but that’s the problem. It’s kinda like a Swiss Army knife, it’s ok at doing a bunch of things but it’s not the best at doing all those things


GC_Roades

Today years old when I learned it can give you oxygen


MustardWendigo

A true survivor's take.


Mati_Ice

I like the Reginald’s cause smokin dat reggie makes for a good meal


rosepinkwitch

I like the scavenger fish, I forget the name, who live in the green kell after the metal. They PLAY with the metal and they leave you alone as long as you don't touch their metal 🥹


theimbicilist

Both hover fish and cuddle fish can be put in bio reactor


AfterAllWhyNo

crashfish I love reapers too Also warpers and crab squids ​ (yes i have problems.)


Manofcheesemature

Ayo are we twins wait do you worship the Mesmer


AfterAllWhyNo

Y E S


Manofcheesemature

Then join the subreddit r/Mesmerworshippers


Nkorayyy

Pepper, ~~you can have sex with it~~


Shadow_Jeremy__

Wish I can put a reaper in my bioreactor. That shoud hold long enough


dorknight25

If its so good then let it swim free or chase it for mouse/thumb practice. Only kidding I’ve killed like hundreds of ‘em.


SamTehCool

none, i play as vegetarian now


-StupidNameHere-

Do mini fish respawn?


-StupidNameHere-

I seem to have eaten them all.


datboihobojoe

If you are out here doing anything with bladderfish isn't either making it into water or a flotation device you should be considered as downright evil as the mfs who eat pasta with ketchup.


[deleted]

Hoverfish because yes


nicohero12

Nah, Reginald better


Dog_bat3

The hover fish is in my opinion even cuter than the cuddle fish, but the bladder fish is definitely more useful


Creeper_charged7186

Yes each way we torture or mistreat this poor being can give different proffit!


Least-Scallion-4987

The most overrated fish: hover fish. I hate them. I eat them raw out of spite. They are terrible 😂


Steven_tboi

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Manofcheesemature

Yes you can it’s easy


Steven_tboi

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