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What the fuck


20210306e

thats what i said


FreezingEye

I’m pretty sure the Sea Emperor is the only one that passes the Harkness Test.


drLagrangian

Plus if you marry them you get to be an consort of the empire.


CantThinkOfOneDont

What’s the harkness test?


Jackviator

It’s the test a fictional creature needs to pass for it to be acceptable to bone it. Criteria: Is it sapient? (aka greater than or equal intelligence to a human) Is it of sufficient age, sexual maturity, etc for its species that you wouldn’t be considered a pedo by the members of that species? Can it consent in a verbal, written, or otherwise very clear and understandable way that couldn’t be easily misconstrued? If it passes all 3 of these, it’s ok to bone them. Examples: The Sea Emperor from Subnautica Al-An from Below Zero Adult khajiit (including the quadrupedal variants like senche and senche-raht) from the Elder Scrolls franchise. Every adult member of the sapient alien species in Mass Effect. etc To provide an example of contrast, in Pokémon, certain Pokémon are shown to be incredibly intelligent (for instance, the IQ of your bog-standard Alakazam is calculated to be around 5000, Lucario can understand human speech and morals, etc), but most also can’t communicate via speech with very few exceptions, such as the mewtwo and meowth in the anime. As a result, they’d fail the test unless they have another form of communication.


Kyte_115

The trainers of the Pokémon are actually able to understand their Pokémon just not verbally. They can tell through their emotions, actions and body language what the Pokémon wants. So it’s communicating so it makes sense that marrying your Pokémon is cannon


E17Omm

A Reaper leviathan because I want to die after seeing this post


Woderftw

The Holefish for reasons…


Slynautica

Please elaborate


Megan2117

Please don’t


a8tK

Definitely a Gasopod, I’ve closely followed one far too many times just looking at that big ol dumper 🍑


cave18

Caked up gyat dam


AgentEndive

Robin? Because she's human?


CantThinkOfOneDont

Noah, get the cyclops


Manofcheesemature

This is just no.. even I just why even i hate this and I started a mesmer cult


Kartoshka-

Not you, I posted a joke about smash or pass (it was tierlist only with a mesmer). Unfortunately it was removed because r2. But it looks like that it was fun to people.


Weak-Fortune4255

this isnt r/AskReddit


Ok_Emu3004

Subnautica creatures


RaptorWithGun

What’s up with all of the weird ass question on this sub all of a sudden?


Gampuh

Furries man 😐


Ankh_the_protogen

Hey man this question weirded me out too


[deleted]

Reaper, I don’t need a reason


LavenderWaffles69

Floaters? They are literally just a sucking hole


cave18

Bro they got teeth think


drLagrangian

I think you should visit r/SubnauticaNSFW instead.


Ok_Emu3004

This safe for work your just marrying them


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Ok_Emu3004

You don’t have to do it this is just a hypothetical question


No-Instruction9393

Most jurisdictions in the modern world no longer require a marriage to be consummated anyways.


dancing_monkey096

What the fk kind of question is that?😵


Pipmaster26

Stalker so I could divorce it and take half it’s scrap metal.


aergia_bored

al an no doubt


[deleted]

Um what


Saxton_Hale32

mesmussy


Temporary-Buffalo156

My own wife cause she scares me


Right_Feeling_2025

I would marry the peeper beacus it is the only thing that does not want to kill me.


theoscrolls

Al-An, in a heartbeat. I'm already in my suit and tie. My little cybernetic alien best friend 🥰


Blobby--_--

bro how am I supposed to know their age


ReachforMe69

Lava dragon pls swallow me


myfroggyvalentine

peeper