West seems like the least likely to yell at me or treat me with disdain so I’d marry him (the bar is in hell). Carl and his teeth creep me tf out these days so I’d kill him which leaves Kyle to fuck. At least it’d be over fast (according to him and Amanda).
West would just ramble on and on forever. You could probably put him to a small task and be done with him, he’d just be in the background still rambling about nothing at all until he’s in his 80s and senile
He’s like a small dog that just yaps a lot at nothing. You offer him treats every now and then and he does tricks. The boy dogs are impressed by this, the girl dogs, not so much. Other than that he’s just chewing his toys and yapping at the wind.
For sure. His interview with Nick Viall… 🤦🏻♀️ I listened way longer than I’m proud of because I kept thinking there’d be SOME juicy nugget, but nope. I truly hope he doesn’t come back and I didn’t think he would until recently, but for some reason Bravo seems really bent on making him happen so we may be stuck with him.
Yes thank you for mentioning that teeth. What’s going on with his mouth lately? He looks likes he’s aged a decade. His eyes have gotten really sunken in and he smiles like he forgot his dentures at home.
I would probably say West is. The younger generation of men seem to be more giving in the bedroom. We know Kyle lasts 2 minutes, and I've yet to hear any glowing reviews from lovers of Carl, so West seems like the best bet.
This is the only answer! None of them is worth a second look. Kyle is a man child. Carl can't get his shit together and West screwed up royally with Ciara and his desire to live in his DMs.
Just tossing out a hypothetical- if I marry Kyle do I have to work for Loverboy also, or can I at least go to my own job during the day? This will impact my answer.
Sounds like a divorce would not be an option and forever stuck supporting a 40-something man’s blossoming DJ career and weekly DJ lessons in New Jersey.
Can’t this guy just sell home insurance or something?
You also can’t have any of your own hopes, dreams, ambitions, or hobbies, but he can DJ, party all the time, start any company he wants at any time, and also bang anyone, anytime. He also decides where you live, when you can (or rather, can’t) have kids, and calls you lazy/says he’s “babysitting you” for the rest of your life while he makes you a slave to his company. You can have a dog, though.
I would Kill Kyle
Bang Carl (Becuase he'd likely just want a hard hug instead, so you'd get away with very little).
Marry West, only because its a gamble but the other two are sure losses. Plus Free Paps Smears and horse rides for life. At least something from the deal.
I would marry Kyle and torment him for the rest of his life. On purpose. He would be the Joe Pesci to my Macauley Culkin a la Home Alone. He would be crying and I would be laughing. Living my best life 💃
I have to agree on this one. Although I feel like banging West is just him mashing his wrinkled, sad rumpelstiltskin against you and fizzling out because effort. But he still mentally high fives himself thinking he did a great job.
Grow up to be what tho? Lots of praise, ;lots of followers - there is real potential for him to become an ass. I actually am a delusional West defender this whole time but .... I don't have a good feeling...
a lot of people still have a lot of growing up to do by their 30's. lol this isn't new. some of my friends didn't even start going to therapy until their 30's
This is mine exactly. West is trainable with a good mom and aunt, solid foundation. Carl is ew. And I remember Amanda having really good things to say about Kyle’s skills earlier in the show lol.
Lol that’s not the impression I got from Amanda. I thought she said something like, “he comes really fast but I do too! So it’s perfect!” A bit of a cope if you ask me…
I agree with this take I think she said something about him coming fast on the show and when Andy asked about it at the reunion she probably just said the second part so people wouldn’t have another reason to shit on their marriage.
Nothing about Kyle reads good in bed. There used to be scenes of them getting into bed at night and he would basically just flop on top of her whining about how she doesn't want him or something. Maybe it wasn't exactly that, but those scenes were telling.
I agree with you on Kyle and Carl. But West, I saw him trying to dance in that video promoting his interview with Nick Vialis (sp?) and he has NO RHYTHM. It would be a bad time. You can’t convince me otherwise.
Kyle gon lock me in the loverboy warehouse writing jingles, west would marry me and then text other bitches because he didn’t think the commitment was “that serious”, Carl would force me to rehearse lines with him (remember he is THE actor on summer house) and then would blind me with those beaver ass veneers. The horror.
He sucked at it. Probably why he was fired.
Not sure about the 39 other jobs he's been fired from but I bet he could find a way to retroactively blame Lindsey.
I’d marry West because he would likely end the marriage soon after or never make it to the alter because of his commitment issues. I’d f Carl because apparently he has some … performance issues so it’s likely to be over quickly or end after foreplay and I would kill Kyle because.. I do not like that man
Fucking West, something about him..I just know he’d at least be fun in that department.
I’m marrying Carl, unfortunately. I feel like there’s worse out there 😂
Killing Kyle, he’s useless in the bedroom and in a marriage so nope. Bye Kyle.
I’d kill West. He is the most unattractive to me— in this picture he looks like a 45 year old used car salesman coming off a bender.
I guess if I HAD to choose I’d fuck Kyle because it would only be once and marry Carl. Because he’d leave my ass at the alter anyway.
I would rather fuck a cactus than have to touch West. So kill him obviously.
I don’t think being married to one of the other two would be THAT bad as long as I held my expectations low lol. Actually I’d probably marry Kyle since he’d be a workaholic and just leave me alone most of the time.
It’s a hypothetical and you gotta commit to the game.
F Carl - he’s tall
Kill West - I don’t care about football and don’t wanna watch a game
Marry Kyle - its the devil I know
Do ppl really look at this pic and think West is a good looking guy? I know and love that we all have different tastes- but ooof, this has been hard for me to grasp since day 1. Learn to dress and lose the stache and maybe we could talk
Marry Kyle…I mean at least he has a work ethic and has shown he can be fun? The lesser of all evils I suppose.
F West: he’s an F-Boy, and also I could say: hey this dude I hooked up with also hooked up with one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen (Ciara Incase that is even a question)
Kill Carl. I’ve always been a big Lindsay fan and he did her SO DIRTY. Also he brags about being from Pittsburgh like because it’s a working class city (generally). He’d blow his own spot up after a week tops.
I HATED the way Carl was like, “harder Lindsay. Hug me harder. Tighter. A tighter hug. Harder. Harder.” So if that hug cringefest is any sort of indication of how he speaks and behaves in bed, I will kill Carl, fuck Kyle because at least it will be over fast, and marry West. He’s only 29, he can still learn.
Hmmm tough one honestly cus I’d want to marry Carl cus he’s tall, would probably not have sex with me so I can be left alone but if I have to support him financially, I would hate it. Id likely marry Kyle cus I think with a little coaching, he would hit on girls more secretly and thus leave me alone but still make money and we could have fun partying together. Then I’d kill Carl and bang west.
West seems like the least likely to yell at me or treat me with disdain so I’d marry him (the bar is in hell). Carl and his teeth creep me tf out these days so I’d kill him which leaves Kyle to fuck. At least it’d be over fast (according to him and Amanda).
West won't yell at you because he would never commit to use his voice that passionately.
West would just ramble on and on forever. You could probably put him to a small task and be done with him, he’d just be in the background still rambling about nothing at all until he’s in his 80s and senile
Yessss 😆
He’s like a small dog that just yaps a lot at nothing. You offer him treats every now and then and he does tricks. The boy dogs are impressed by this, the girl dogs, not so much. Other than that he’s just chewing his toys and yapping at the wind.
For sure. His interview with Nick Viall… 🤦🏻♀️ I listened way longer than I’m proud of because I kept thinking there’d be SOME juicy nugget, but nope. I truly hope he doesn’t come back and I didn’t think he would until recently, but for some reason Bravo seems really bent on making him happen so we may be stuck with him.
Just squawked at this😭
This is the only answer. Unfortunately. 😂
Yes thank you for mentioning that teeth. What’s going on with his mouth lately? He looks likes he’s aged a decade. His eyes have gotten really sunken in and he smiles like he forgot his dentures at home.
My exact answer. I can barely stand to watch Carl try to speak on television with those insane veneers.
I also think he’s realized the veneers were a flop, and now he’s compensating with this weird pursed lip smile thing that’s just icky.
Carl & his teeth has me rolling over. 🤣
💯
Perfect
Remember when Amanda claimed they always cum at the same time 🙄
I would fuck them all cause I’m a menace
this is the energy we need around here lol. we should just be having fun
Summer should.be.fun
OldBay Goldfish? FUN!!!! Gets me every time
The way i just screamed LOL 💕
😭😭😭
Proud of you
Hashtag ruin their lives girlies 💕
None of them give me the impression they would be good in bed.
I would probably say West is. The younger generation of men seem to be more giving in the bedroom. We know Kyle lasts 2 minutes, and I've yet to hear any glowing reviews from lovers of Carl, so West seems like the best bet.
Carl has to spend $20,000 to hire a career coach to help him find the clit
😂😂😂😂😂
I support this
Lmaooo
Even Carl? I become a liquid whore, but I think I’d stop before having to live when that memory. 😂
And I’ll be right behind you with the knife to finish them off 🔪 ☠️
I support you
This is an impossible hypothetical.
Kill them all? lol
Lindsay said kill them all on a podcast or maybe it was WWHL… I’m inclined to agree.
Yes, thank you. For a moment I felt like I was being forced into a decision I really did not want to make. Kill them all is the right way to go.
I went through this same thought process and arrived at the same conclusion.
Yeah, same. >Ugh, eww, and gah!
This is the only answer! None of them is worth a second look. Kyle is a man child. Carl can't get his shit together and West screwed up royally with Ciara and his desire to live in his DMs.
I was going to say I could F one and kill two, but 3 feels best now that you say it
The only answer reallly
My thoughts exactly! Glad I'm not alone. 😅😅
People do it wrong. If you're gonna play you have to PLAY. Kill Carl Marry Kyle Bang West
Just tossing out a hypothetical- if I marry Kyle do I have to work for Loverboy also, or can I at least go to my own job during the day? This will impact my answer.
I fear you would have to work for Loverboy. He would work it into the vows.
Sounds like a divorce would not be an option and forever stuck supporting a 40-something man’s blossoming DJ career and weekly DJ lessons in New Jersey. Can’t this guy just sell home insurance or something?
You also can’t have any of your own hopes, dreams, ambitions, or hobbies, but he can DJ, party all the time, start any company he wants at any time, and also bang anyone, anytime. He also decides where you live, when you can (or rather, can’t) have kids, and calls you lazy/says he’s “babysitting you” for the rest of your life while he makes you a slave to his company. You can have a dog, though.
I would Kill Kyle Bang Carl (Becuase he'd likely just want a hard hug instead, so you'd get away with very little). Marry West, only because its a gamble but the other two are sure losses. Plus Free Paps Smears and horse rides for life. At least something from the deal.
West is funny so at least you’d have laughs throughout the marriage. He probably won’t call you a fucking bitch. The bar is on the floor
I would marry Kyle and torment him for the rest of his life. On purpose. He would be the Joe Pesci to my Macauley Culkin a la Home Alone. He would be crying and I would be laughing. Living my best life 💃
I love this for you 💕😹
Not a hard hug 😭
I have to agree on this one. Although I feel like banging West is just him mashing his wrinkled, sad rumpelstiltskin against you and fizzling out because effort. But he still mentally high fives himself thinking he did a great job.
The way I cackled at "mashing his wrinkled, sad rumpelstiltskin against you." I'm dying laughing.
I truley believe this is the only right answer…..
Hmmm West is young with the potential to grow up.
Plus if he won’t commit the marriage will last 90 days, Easy annulment. Kill Carl bc yuck. Bang Kyle bc it only lasts a minute, according to Amanda
Grow up to be what tho? Lots of praise, ;lots of followers - there is real potential for him to become an ass. I actually am a delusional West defender this whole time but .... I don't have a good feeling...
I mean, he'll be 30 years old on his next birthday. How is that considered too young to be self-aware of his behaviors enough to change and grow?
a lot of people still have a lot of growing up to do by their 30's. lol this isn't new. some of my friends didn't even start going to therapy until their 30's
literally my exact thoughts lol excellent choices
Yep this is what I ultimately decided as well
Bye Carl, fuck Kyle, Marry west
This is mine exactly. West is trainable with a good mom and aunt, solid foundation. Carl is ew. And I remember Amanda having really good things to say about Kyle’s skills earlier in the show lol.
Lol that’s not the impression I got from Amanda. I thought she said something like, “he comes really fast but I do too! So it’s perfect!” A bit of a cope if you ask me…
Yeah and she talks about it being small. One of the few times she defended it she said “his dick is dope” or something. Not very convincing.
nah idk some of us like it over quick lol
I agree with this take I think she said something about him coming fast on the show and when Andy asked about it at the reunion she probably just said the second part so people wouldn’t have another reason to shit on their marriage.
Nah she said it drunk at the pool when everyone was just hanging out
“Trainable” lmao
Kyle is 100% not good in bed. 100% lol
Okay but it's still valid to kill Carl instead of Kyle
100%
Nothing about Kyle reads good in bed. There used to be scenes of them getting into bed at night and he would basically just flop on top of her whining about how she doesn't want him or something. Maybe it wasn't exactly that, but those scenes were telling.
Ditto. At least West could make me laugh.
This is the only logical scenario
I think that this would also be my answer if I had a gun to my head...but UGH, what a horrible choice to make!
the gun would go off 3 times
This is the only answer
My first thought was to turn the gun on myself, but this is the way to go.
You put it so nicely.
Marry Kyle since he’s the only consistently employed, fuck west bc I could see it being a good time, kill Carl
I agree with you on Kyle and Carl. But West, I saw him trying to dance in that video promoting his interview with Nick Vialis (sp?) and he has NO RHYTHM. It would be a bad time. You can’t convince me otherwise.
I’ll just die.
Why would you die when we could just kill them?
Carl needs to sue whoever did his veneers.
he keeps tryna hide them but they glow
He’s never used this pursed little smile until the veneers… definitely feels like he’s trying to hide them. How embarrassing.
The pursed smile is his karma and I love it
The gun would go off.
Kill myself 
Kyle gon lock me in the loverboy warehouse writing jingles, west would marry me and then text other bitches because he didn’t think the commitment was “that serious”, Carl would force me to rehearse lines with him (remember he is THE actor on summer house) and then would blind me with those beaver ass veneers. The horror. 
 You Ain't wrong !!
Kill Carl, F Kyle, Marry West cause at least he’s funny lol
How tf did Carl work in DENTAL SALES and end up with such terrible veneers?!?!
The only answer I have is those are his temporary teeth and he’s getting implants up front. They’re like Hilary Duffs first set of veneers 🐴
He sucked at it. Probably why he was fired. Not sure about the 39 other jobs he's been fired from but I bet he could find a way to retroactively blame Lindsey.
Marry the bear! Which one is this? Can I just go to that island with the bear? That sounds chill compared to this hetero hell.
F- Kyle M-West K- Carl
Kill, me.
Kyle, West, Carl the only logical answer 😂
I’d marry West because he would likely end the marriage soon after or never make it to the alter because of his commitment issues. I’d f Carl because apparently he has some … performance issues so it’s likely to be over quickly or end after foreplay and I would kill Kyle because.. I do not like that man
Triple homicide. Sorry boys.
Turning the 🔫 on myself if those are my only options
Fucking West, something about him..I just know he’d at least be fun in that department. I’m marrying Carl, unfortunately. I feel like there’s worse out there 😂 Killing Kyle, he’s useless in the bedroom and in a marriage so nope. Bye Kyle.
Carl is an insufferable tool.
Fuck west , marry Carl ( but we’ll probs get divorced ) , KILL KYLE
this is mine too. I think we are the only ones marrying Carl.
I’d kill West. He is the most unattractive to me— in this picture he looks like a 45 year old used car salesman coming off a bender. I guess if I HAD to choose I’d fuck Kyle because it would only be once and marry Carl. Because he’d leave my ass at the alter anyway.
I’m killing Carl for sure, I never want to look at that stupid face again 😂. I guess I’ll fuck Kyle and marry West, but don’t want to do either.
Kill all.
I would rather fuck a cactus than have to touch West. So kill him obviously. I don’t think being married to one of the other two would be THAT bad as long as I held my expectations low lol. Actually I’d probably marry Kyle since he’d be a workaholic and just leave me alone most of the time.
No thanks!
K - Carl, F - Kyle, M - West
There’s only one choice: Kil Kill Kill
Fuck Carl, marry West, Kill Kyle
I actually can’t do it!!!!!
Kill, kill, kill. What...is that not how the game's played? Definitely not doing the other two with any of these dudes.
It’s a hypothetical and you gotta commit to the game. F Carl - he’s tall Kill West - I don’t care about football and don’t wanna watch a game Marry Kyle - its the devil I know
Marry West, Fuck Kyle, Kill Carl
Kill - Carl. Miss me with those demons. Miss me with the no Job. Fuck - Kyle Marry - Wes
These are TERRIBLE choices but if I had to make a decision I would kill Carl, fuck Kyle and marry West Can we get a good hypothetical FMK? Lmao
Three dumbass birds, one hefty stone.
West looks like he should be in the SNL sketch about the Bears fans.
Fuck the guy behind Kyle, Marry the guy behind that guy and kill all 3 of those douchebags up front.
Kill kill kill
None.
Marry West F*** Carl K*** Kyle I’m sorry Kyle would have done better if he wasn’t so drunk all the time 🤣
Fuck Kyle, marry West, kill Kyle.
Nooooooo can we get different ones
Kill all of them
Kill myself
Triple homicide
Ew. Just kill me.
Ew
I would kill me
Triple homicide ☠️
They’d all get deleted expeditiously, I’m afraid.
No, No, Yes ETA: the title, not the pic
🔪🔪🔪
I pick none of the above.
Where's the shovel? https://i.redd.it/zr2hceoks17d1.gif
Do ppl really look at this pic and think West is a good looking guy? I know and love that we all have different tastes- but ooof, this has been hard for me to grasp since day 1. Learn to dress and lose the stache and maybe we could talk
Marry Kyle…I mean at least he has a work ethic and has shown he can be fun? The lesser of all evils I suppose. F West: he’s an F-Boy, and also I could say: hey this dude I hooked up with also hooked up with one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen (Ciara Incase that is even a question) Kill Carl. I’ve always been a big Lindsay fan and he did her SO DIRTY. Also he brags about being from Pittsburgh like because it’s a working class city (generally). He’d blow his own spot up after a week tops.
I hate that these choices make Kyle seem like a good husband choice.
I choose kill. 😅
https://preview.redd.it/884mjelxt17d1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bce74475e7d687ca480b882102c5aff66650151
Omg Carl’s face in this. I kinda almost wanna kill him over Kyle over it 😖
kill myself
I’m just tickled that no one is choosing Carl 😌😌😌
Kill myself
Looks like I'll be digging 3 graves 🤔 
This is cursed
No no and no thanks.
Triple homicide
Bang bang bang. And not the sex kind.
Pity fuck kyle, marry west and have an affair with his hot dad, kill Carl
Nope nope nope
Fck Carl Marry West Definitly Kill Kyle I could handle West. He would probably suffer.
Can I kill them all?
I'd choke Kyle. Smother West and shank Carl!
Is this a safe space? I darent answer. However I would defo k*ll carl
 me to all 3
Kill 🥰 hope that helps!
Kill them all, more life
Wheres Jesse Solomon, I’d definitely fuck him😂
I’d do Jesse. These guys give off flaccid dad vibes
I threw up in my mouth a little bit. I find them all so utterly unattractive. F Kyle M (and divorce) W K Carl
Kill Carl, no reason per say. Just feels right
I'd kill myself.
Fuck Carl to see if he can. Marry Kyle and kill west and his ego.
I HATED the way Carl was like, “harder Lindsay. Hug me harder. Tighter. A tighter hug. Harder. Harder.” So if that hug cringefest is any sort of indication of how he speaks and behaves in bed, I will kill Carl, fuck Kyle because at least it will be over fast, and marry West. He’s only 29, he can still learn.
Hmmm tough one honestly cus I’d want to marry Carl cus he’s tall, would probably not have sex with me so I can be left alone but if I have to support him financially, I would hate it. Id likely marry Kyle cus I think with a little coaching, he would hit on girls more secretly and thus leave me alone but still make money and we could have fun partying together. Then I’d kill Carl and bang west.
No just kill me
I’m dead.
Marry Kyle ❤️ f West, bye Carl 👋 I’m a Kyle stan 😔 sorry not sorry.
Fuck my life, kill me
Shoot me.
No can do
Having sex with Carl or Kyle sounds like a nightmare, but I’m sure as hell not marrying either of them
I wouldn’t fuck any of them willingly
Ain't no way
No. None of the above.
Brutal!
Fuck West, Marry Kyle, Kill Carl
If this is a one bullet situation, I’d rather choose death with dignity.