"Um, make sure that monkey behaves"

-👴🏻

CARROTS

You an OG

Brooklyn guy with peanut butter on his face wearing a diaper

“Says the one with peanut butter and bread on his face ya MOOK”

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Peanut butter and loser sandwich

“I want to plow that kid so hard.” -Brooklyn T Guy

That clip is equally concerning and random in context tbf

The post said 'dangerously' so I posted it lol

“Even the burnt one”

Never ask a man his salary. A woman her age. And an SML fan what happened on July 8th of 2021.

Wait what happened?

The day the original SML channel got deleted

Shit

"Mr plane crash guy was my brother, he died back in 2001"

oh nah💀

LOL

Goodman complaining about not receiving a callback from the company that was supposed to give him a submersible tour of the Titanic.

Just any scene with Goodman threatening Marvin too

Or spanking Chives. Lol.

"Woah boner boner alert alert I have a boner"-Cody Nutkiss

“Now on Animal Planet, Justin Biebers new hit song, Orangutan Pussy!!”

“ my asshole is so big I could fit that 8 ball in my ass”

“I just sneezed my tampon out! 😡”

They know I want bang every single one of these kids, even the dead one

Brooklyn Guy with his head in a fart jar

“Ewwww”

The scene where they are stuck in the elevator and Junior is yelling EAT HIS ASS

"A second plane has hit the south tower"

Jeffy screaming si papi

"My balls have balls"

I have a tail

i pee green slime.. but, thats probably from something i did in college. y’know wrap it before you tap it 🗣️

“It’s bad because it’s black” -Brooklyn guy

Mario I can't eat the Kool aid because it's crunchy like sand You're supposed to add water black Yoshi Mario man you know I can't swim quit playin

"El Buyo! (violently shits)"

“im gonna name him jeffy jr, because it came out of her puss hole”

“And I really stretched my ballsack over my head this morning” or “I can fit an entire jar of pickles up my ass”

Show the infamouse scene of bowser Jr hung himself

"What's up nigga?"

"alright see this picture do you see this big fat whale in this picture"

Reese’s pussies

"Do YOU want to bounce on Spider-Man's balls?????"

“Mickey the meth labs on fire” 😂

“I wanna plow junior so hard”

“Welcome to Bon Appa Titty, where we beat your meat and give your face a treat”

ok so the main chareter is a 16 year old guy who weres a diper and love chereose he also says im beating my meat daddy somtimes

*19

How old are you 😭 judging by your grammar and spelling, you shouldn't even be on the internet at all

opw

Man I love Brooklyn t guy smiling!

Mr Winkle alone

“Jeffy come here im gonna eat your butt” The jeffy goes to the zoo/harambe video

Mmm yeah junior:Cody nutkiss

“I love kids!”

When in doubt, use the chopsticks or something

A second plane has just hit the south tower

Pp daddy! PP!!

All of the Bowser juniors playtimes

“We were having a blast playing with Marvin’s wife’s Dildo!”

“It smelled like pickles”

When the hookerdoos were playing with roses, dill dough actually plodo that's smells like pickles

hookerdoos 💀

Bowser Jr making Black Yoshi his "slave"

"DADDY ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH!!!" (Fat Jeffy)

“Put it in my bowl daddy!” - junior

Brooklyn guy shooting mario

Is that a Muppet?

“Breaking News! A 2nd Plane has hit the South Tower!”

Naw it’s just me Nigga

From that video, "breaking news mkay a second plane has hit the south tower"

What video is that

Most recent

I want you to cut off his balls

“Oh he’s choking on a lifesaver, for a second, I thought you said lightsaber”

I didn't know there was a black guy in my closet

he's a different skin color than ours we had to beat him up-Maeio

I’m not going to say the whole line but if your an OG you’ll know… Bowser JR’s YouTube Channel

what’s up n*

Nah it’s just me-

"Look Junior, Theres two of them playing with their balls!"

“Ope daddy my balls dropped”

most of brooklyn guy's scenes honestly are extremely questionable if you just drop a quote on someone who doesn't know what sml is

“Oh Cody, I didn’t know you had this red nose! Are you going to be Rudolph with your reindeer friends?” Basically that entire scene where Cody’s mom is looking for the remote through Cody’s drawer. 🤣

“I’m about to go DOWN on these balls”

“Mario I am gonna rip your nipples off”

"Uh hello my chocolate friend!"

“All right Mario, I’m here for your nuts.” *snip* *snip*

“if you dont give me your house payment im gonna cut your balls off and eat them”

I will salt and pepper your balls

"One more K and we'd be fucked class"

Parrot nosed fu**

"Don't drop the soap"

"I don't like the brown ones"

HOW TINY IS BROOKLYN GUYS PENIS

"alright Mario, gimme your nuts!"

WELL PIERCE MY NIPPLE AND CALL ME DONALD TRUNMP!

“The Nazi Cheeseburger”

"ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH??!!!!" 

just shut up

“I haven’t seen a pussy since 12th grade”

Guuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

The whole "People let me tell you 'bout my black friend " thing

“Always by my side, tries to run and hide, commits suicide”

Nah boy, there's a monster in there. He gun cut you up.

…..What the fuck was that?

Not dangerous but really funny, “Donkey cheesecake is my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifeeeee”😂😂🤣🤣

The scene where Chef Pepe is humping the oven or lusting after Cheetos

“If I don’t get that house payment, I will rip your balls off with my bare hands!” Either that quote or “I better get that house payment, or yummy your nipple”

“Imma name him pusshole, cause it came out of her pusshole!”

Gamer girl fart jars is brooklyn guy’s favorite

"AHHH I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!!" "what?"

Drunk Jeffy at the jail house 😭

“Look it’s not gay! I just like seeing guys dancing nude on stage!”

The episode the secret door

“I’d kick you in the balls, I’d kicked you in the balls, I somehow surgically give you balls and kick you in the balls!” “Look as my &$$ clap” “No look at mine” “Suspicious?!” *romantic music plays* “We called the doctor, cause we just killed somebody!!!”

MOMMYS A WHORE TOO

“ Fill my hole bowser “ Wait, did I have the right Mario?

"I bet i can nut faster than you"

The whole Jeffy’s Bad Word video.

Who dis

“WHADYEW DOIN WIT MY TUBAFIDH

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"I knew it! TV was just a way to enslave people's minds so they just sit around and do nothing! Except you, you can keep watching."

I bet I can but faster than you Joseph and what's up ni-

“A 21 year old women sells her used bath water, for 250 dollars a jar”

I’m pretty sure one time someone said “You’re retarded Jeffy.”

I stuck my peepee in the cheerios

Hey daddy I smack these hoes put my pee pee in some Cheerios - Jeffy

Oh! We're not talking about my dick

"I immediately gravitated to the mens room, I loved the men!"

“Guys are you thinking what I’m thinking?!?” “Buttsex!” “……what? No! no!”

Baboo bop bop baboo

“Geat, just another fucking useless dead guy”

Any quote from Jeffy's bad word

Hey bubbles, why did you ra** people

"Well I got something long and wet they can suck on."

"mike snickerpippets"

Iiiinnn haaaalllf

Scratching a expensive a*s car

Avoid the newer stuff stick to the classics

“Aye Wsp nigga” “ima give him a big nose I want him too be a Nigga” “oh I called him a nigga”

The discovery of the bloody butcher room in the original house of sml where Brooklyn's brother murdered people

Thats not my knee thats poking you

Is that ya dick? 🤨 - Brooklyn Guy

Hey daddy I want some cheerios

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“Mommy mommy there’s a bald man in the bathroom and there’s something hard in his pants!” - Curb your enthusiasm

"You better turn Mr.Hippo around before I act up." - Marvin

“Can you feel it now mr krabs”

“we had a blast playing with Marvin’s wife’s dildo!”

“I didn’t have too I didn’t have too a no I not a no I not.”

What up n word

"Hooray, hooray!" cried the little clown and all the little dolls and toys. "The good little boys and girls in the city will be happy because you pooped!"

“I was about to go down on these balls”

“Toad! His skin color’s different than ours! We need to beat him up!” -Mario

I took a screen shot of this while watching

"My baby seal shoes. The cruelty makes them softer!"

“Hey daddy I’m gonna ask you a question, and you better not say the N-word”

I hate to be that guy, but um “F U…. N”

Baby Jeffy beating up Brooklyn guy

Black Yoshi complaining about not getting his Call of Duty video game 😂😂😂

“He will never walk again.” -Junior Stubs His Toe

"I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, Daddy! And when I do, I'mma beat the shit out of you!"

Anything johnathan says

“What’s up n***a”

Whatever you do, don't open that door

Are you fucking high

Yummy your balls

I told you not to open that door I had one rule in this house and it was to not open that one damn door -the episode with the torture room

“Nothing happened”

“The man pulls out his beraro! Big yellow Beraro”

"I bet I can nut faster than you, Joseph." -Junior

I still remember one where I think they snuck into a girls sleepover slumber party. “We’re boys…” “WE HAVE PENISES!!!!”

"Orangutan pussy" -Justin Biber

“boner alert”

No idea what this even is.

Nothing; just the black friend song

There is a scene where Cody literally says “just fuck me right in the ass just fuck me in the ass”

"GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU F$&!×*" - Mario in "Jeffy's bad word"

I know i shouldnt dwell in the past but am i the only one that misses mama Luigi? 😕💔

“I’m a messy boy” Brooklyn T. Guy

I never watched it but this came on my recommended feed Edit: What the fu------------?

“My ass, I have leukemiaides in my ass”

“My ass, I have leukemiaides in my ass”

"EAT HIS ASS EAT HIS ASS!"

“C’mon Mario, jump”

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