Hunterās complete look of disgust when Tevin and Soda were cheerfully singing camp songs made me love him. I would have enjoyed Tevin and Soda as individuals, but being stuck in a camp-ditty singalong would have driven me crazy.
Every time I start a new job I instantly decide everyone there is like the nicest person in the world and we're going to be best friends forever. Pretty sure the first tribemate who smiled at me would be my ride-or-die "we're going to the end together". Looking forward to being blindsided by that person.
Every time I see them covered in bug bited it reminds me that I am a magnet for those things and the itching alone would drive me completely batshit insane. No one would be able to play with me. That and the hunger...I'd make Liz look like a field of daisies.
Yeah, I tend to have a soft spot for people who melt down on reality tv shows like this because I know in the same circumstances I too would be a blubbering mess.
The caffeine withdrawal headaches are the absolute worst, so youād definitely need to quit a few weeks before filming. They are borderline crippling.
i would have to wean myself off caffeine for sure. i already get headaches, anxiety and exhaustion from not having it and thatās in regular life where im allowed to eat food
This is a little off topic but who cares:
I wear glasses and have tried since I was 13 years old (35 now) to wear contacts. I just can't do it. Anyway, up until about 4 years ago, I never wore sunglasses because I had regular glasses and didn't want to spend $300 on prescription sunglasses. I finally splurged and it is the single greatest purchase I have made. I now wear sunglasses all the time, have multiple pairs, and can't imagine life without them. So weird how something so small has had such a major impact on my life.
Thank you for joining my Ted Talk.
I am addicted to chapstick. Itās like my security blanket. Donāt even use it that much but when I realize I donāt have it with me or it runs out, I canāt stop thinking about it and licking my lips, thinking about how dry they are, panicking.
I know in the early days of Survivor they would allow the contestants to bring one "comfort" item, within certain terms. I'm not certain what season, but I recall a contestant bringing congo drums, I believe, and another bringing a state flag from his home state, if I remember correctly. I'm not sure if they still d0 this, but could chapstick maybe be your "comfort item"? Or maybe chapstick wouldn't qualify because it is more of a survival item that could enhance a player's experience?
I came to say this because I just saw Maria I think say something about having to stop using chapstick in preparation for the game and I needed chapstick just reading that lol, I had never thought of that one before, sounds horrible.
No sunglasses and no caffeine are two of mine.
But also I absolutely hate hate hate hate being dirty on a sensory level. I wouldnāt be able to sleep thinking my down there region was sweaty
I'm curious if they'd allow that since it hides your eyes. At least mine do. I got married shortly after getting transition lenses and didn't realize how dark they were. When I got the pictures from the photographer, I looked like some kind of mob boss... who wears dark glasses.
My ADHD really kicks in under two conditions, being hungry and tired. The perpetual state of survivor. My tribe mates would want me gone because they'd hear the same story 20 times a day and I wpuld interrupt every single conversation.
Same. Emotional regulation would be tough, trying to comprehend challenges would send me into a spiral, Iād probably lose the idol & everything else I touched š idk if people are allowed to have their meds on the show but without them I am hardly a functioning human in my own cushy life so
Bug bites. I must have āsweet bloodā or something because I get way more bites than other people around me and they itch worse and longer it seems.
Is your blood type O by chance? There have been studies that show that mosquitoes prefer that blood type. Iām O- and I get eaten alive. Canāt go anywhere without repellent.
Iām the exact same way. Anytime I go outside this time of year I get swarmed by bugs. My ankles and feet are covered in scabs/scars all summer from me scratching the shit out of my bug bites until they bleed.
It could be because of the blood type you have! They've done studies and found out that certain blood types are more prone to get bit by mosquitos and the like!
I get rashes from damp clothing, especially when Iām stressed and combined with abrasion from sand/dirt. Iād end up with an instant infection and have to be hospitalized. I would not survive out there š¤£
I genuinely think if they mixed it up and changed the climate, it would really put pressure on new players to create their own game and not try to just mimic someone from another season. Sure you can build fires on a beach, but there arenāt any coconuts in the forest Jeff. Time to broaden their skills
Idk, everyone's hair looks So Good om the island. There is rarely an episode I don't text someone saying I wish my hair looked like [insert survivor currently on screen]
my hair is wavy, and I canāt tell whether it would thrive or suffer out there š on the one hand, it always looks really nice after I swim in salt water. but itās also just so unmanageable. like it gets soooo tangled. sleeping outside would prob be horrible for it. but maybe salt water is good for detangling? š I just know that out here in the normal world, I absolutely need product
My hair is so fine, thick, and wavy/curly that it would be a matted mess within a couple of days. I'd probably have to shave it off by the time the show was over. It would be awful.
I feel you! I have long hair that goes past my butt, itās super wavy and gets really frizzy without any products. It also gets tangled very fast, so I would have a giant mop on my head and probably would have to cut it after.
I once got a full torso sunburn at a pool party that I arrived to at 7:30pm when the sun was already behind the trees and houses.
I would die in Figi... Or at least get melanoma.
Im obsessive about my tweezer. Seeing other peopleās stray chin or eyebrow hairs would make me crazy. Also knowing I had some of my own that I couldnāt get would kill me
Iāve thought about this same issue often. Back when you got to bring a comfort item from home, tweezers wouldāve been mine. Now I just donāt know
Me too. Ngl, I sometimes daydream about what a Survivor season would be like for just people in wheelchairs.
It wouldnāt work, but thatās why itās a dream. š
I have IBS and have often thought about shitting myself while hanging 20 feet up on a pole. Or being suspected of idol hunting while I squeeze out a small duck poop 20 times a day.
Iām not sleeping on the ground.
Or, Iād miss my kitties too much. Family would be fine because theyād know where I am. But what if the cats think I abandoned them?? š
The reason Iām scrolling Reddit right now and am not asleep is because Iām staying at the in-laws and their mattress is too hard. Sleeping on the ground, sans blanket? Aināt gonna happen.
You know āresting bitch faceā? Well, I have āresting youāre-an-idiot faceā. It in no way reflects my actual thoughts (usually), but it would doom me on the island.
I have really, really, really, really, really, really, and I canāt emphasize this enough, but really bad IBS and have to constantly run to the toilet so on the off chance I get enough food out there form being a challenge beast ima be gone like every three hours short in my pants
I go slightly insane if I canāt cut my nails for 5+ days. Also my hair knots very easily so thereās a chance I might have to buzz it after survivor.
I think my lack of good sleep would make me cranky.
Iād go from being very pleasurable day 1 and making a good alliance to day 2 where my alliance is trying to vote me out after I show my cranky side.
Iām absolutely miserable to be around when Iām hungry. Like Shane from Exile Island and his tobacco withdrawal, only worse and not entertaining or humorous at all.
That one episode when that poor person had a bug in their ear and they could feel it burrowing and they were freaking out and the camera was showing close ups of the bug wiggling around š¤®š„“. I would have to tape my ears shut or suffer the nightmares.
Arenāt you allowed to bring sunglasses though?I remember a few contestants wearing some.But my reason would be Iām a picky eater.I donāt eat meat or seafood so Iād just have to bank on rice for 26 days.
you were allowed sunglasses in old school seasons but at some point they changed that. Iām pretty sure that Christian on DvG said that Lyrsa had new glasses given to her mid season because she had those glasses that would switch between normal and sunglasses if in the sun or not
Iāve got a condition where going from lying down to standing up can make me go light-headed and sometimes pass out (similar to what happened to Jake in S45). Lack of proper nutrition and hydration makes it so much worse
I canāt stop singing certain tunes when Iām bored.
- āSheāll be coming round the mountainā
- āyouāre a grand ole flagā
I also have to repeat words or phrases when Iām bored
- ātake me to your leaderā
- āI am going to the mallā
- ānever have I everā
:/
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Posts like this truly make me feel as if Iāve NEVER had an original thought š Iāve always said how not having my sunnies on the beach would be the hardest part of surviving 26 daysā¦ meanwhile we have starvation, the elements, the challenges, and the 17 other Castaways to contend with. Those things all pale in comparison to the trauma of not having my lil aviators
I'm a terrible liar and also get very emotional/irritable when I'm hungry or tired.
My producer interviews would probably just be me as a crying mess š
I hate the beach. Everything about itāsand makes me agitated, I get second degree burns from the sun, I hate salt water and the way it makes my hair feel, and I have a massive fear of the ocean (seriously, what if I step on some fish thatās unknown to scientists and then i just die). AND no deodorant!! I would go crazy from everyone stinking up the camp. I just couldnāt do it no matter how much I try and convince myself I can
My anxiety is triggered by a fear of my blood sugar dropping, getting dehydrated or getting over heated and passing out. Any of those things triggers a panic attack. I bring a snack and water with me everywhere I go. Lack of sleep and stress make it worse.
Iām literally the worst possible candidate for the show lol
The constant togetherness. If someone tries to go off on their own for a minute, suspicion and gossip begins. I need alone time, it doesn't mean I would be looking for the idol, even though I might, but people drive me bonkers after a while.
i broke my pinky toe a few years back and it didnt heal right so it pushes up against the toe next to it. Normally I dont feel it during the day walking around but at night when trying to sleep I feel it pushing up against it and it annoys me so much I cant sleep till I put socks on. I feel like that would bother me the whole time im out there and make me grumpy
I need alone time to recharge my social battery, and I feel like people would think I was idol hunting š¤£
OMG me too! I doubt many true introverts have played on the show. If they have, it's been the very early boots.
How about Hunter from this last season? I would put him as an introvert.
Hunterās complete look of disgust when Tevin and Soda were cheerfully singing camp songs made me love him. I would have enjoyed Tevin and Soda as individuals, but being stuck in a camp-ditty singalong would have driven me crazy.
hunter was def an introvert and it definitely cost him
Pretty sure he described himself as an introvert in confessional
never related more to another human being in my entire life
Same!
Very much same. I wouldnāt have my adhd meds either and it would just be a struggle
IBS...
Tribemate: "EasternCandle1617 is spending a lot of time alone in the water. I just can't get a read on them... š¤Ø"
Severe gastrointestinal distress?
Poopy pants!
Same, Crohn's disease, but it's not a silly reason. But being in the water constantly with a brown cloud following behind me . . . Yeah, nah.
Yeah but all the little fishies around you would appreciate the free meal
Me too
I am easily manipulated and impulsive, tell me someone threw my name out there and Iām immediately buying it and plotting their demise
Every time I start a new job I instantly decide everyone there is like the nicest person in the world and we're going to be best friends forever. Pretty sure the first tribemate who smiled at me would be my ride-or-die "we're going to the end together". Looking forward to being blindsided by that person.
Youāll either be the best or worst social player to ever play. No in between
ie Sugar from Gabon.
Good TV tho
Spiders.
Bugs just in general.
Jennifer from Kaoh Rong agrees
A.K.A. literally the scene that convinced me I probably don't want to go on Survivor lol.
Omfg that was my greatest fear realized. So hard to watch
Same here - I would NOT have handled that nearly as well as she did. Theyād have to medi-evac me to stop the screaming
the mosquitos
Every time I see them covered in bug bited it reminds me that I am a magnet for those things and the itching alone would drive me completely batshit insane. No one would be able to play with me. That and the hunger...I'd make Liz look like a field of daisies.
Arachnophobia gang rise up
I'm so happy this is the top comment because spiders are the ONLY thing preventing me from applying.
Very, very fair.
Emotional dysregulation
Yeah, I tend to have a soft spot for people who melt down on reality tv shows like this because I know in the same circumstances I too would be a blubbering mess.
At first glance, I thought that said erectile dysfunction. I was like, I donāt think thatās a requirement.
Me too friend.
After the first morning with no coffee, Iād be crying and throwing up begging to be voted out
I would definitely have to cut caffeine like 2 months before I went, Iād never survive detoxing there lol
The caffeine withdrawal headaches are the absolute worst, so youād definitely need to quit a few weeks before filming. They are borderline crippling.
Yep. Would have to ditch my coffee and nicotine habit weeks in advance. Which would be an added benefit I suppose
u/thiccylongstockingz they just like u fr
I understand Hannah Rose on a soul level
I FEEL SO SEEN
i would have to wean myself off caffeine for sure. i already get headaches, anxiety and exhaustion from not having it and thatās in regular life where im allowed to eat food
Shit I never considered the sunglasses thing
This is a little off topic but who cares: I wear glasses and have tried since I was 13 years old (35 now) to wear contacts. I just can't do it. Anyway, up until about 4 years ago, I never wore sunglasses because I had regular glasses and didn't want to spend $300 on prescription sunglasses. I finally splurged and it is the single greatest purchase I have made. I now wear sunglasses all the time, have multiple pairs, and can't imagine life without them. So weird how something so small has had such a major impact on my life. Thank you for joining my Ted Talk.
Blue eyes, Iām fucked
I'm quite clumsy so I'd probably cut myself with a machete or something š
Same!! I cut or burn myself at least once a week while cooking. š¤¦āāļø
I'm very clumsy and would probably trip on sand and break a limb
I'd probably fall in the fire tbh
I am addicted to chapstick. Itās like my security blanket. Donāt even use it that much but when I realize I donāt have it with me or it runs out, I canāt stop thinking about it and licking my lips, thinking about how dry they are, panicking.
Omg this was going to be mine. Could not cope without my chapstick, physically or emotionally
I know in the early days of Survivor they would allow the contestants to bring one "comfort" item, within certain terms. I'm not certain what season, but I recall a contestant bringing congo drums, I believe, and another bringing a state flag from his home state, if I remember correctly. I'm not sure if they still d0 this, but could chapstick maybe be your "comfort item"? Or maybe chapstick wouldn't qualify because it is more of a survival item that could enhance a player's experience?
I came to say this because I just saw Maria I think say something about having to stop using chapstick in preparation for the game and I needed chapstick just reading that lol, I had never thought of that one before, sounds horrible.
No sunglasses and no caffeine are two of mine. But also I absolutely hate hate hate hate being dirty on a sensory level. I wouldnāt be able to sleep thinking my down there region was sweaty
I miss the early seasons where there were much more sunglasses and hats
I wonder if you're able to have prescription sunglasses since other glasses are allowed
Or those transitions glasses! Thatās a great cheat code
I'm curious if they'd allow that since it hides your eyes. At least mine do. I got married shortly after getting transition lenses and didn't realize how dark they were. When I got the pictures from the photographer, I looked like some kind of mob boss... who wears dark glasses.
Yes! I'm useless if I'm even a little sticky or dirty until I shower
My ADHD really kicks in under two conditions, being hungry and tired. The perpetual state of survivor. My tribe mates would want me gone because they'd hear the same story 20 times a day and I wpuld interrupt every single conversation.
When Iām hungry and tired I become completely incapable of managing my emotions, Iād be a MESS
Yeah I require too many meds to be around people
Oh gosh I didnāt think about my interrupting but same
Same. Emotional regulation would be tough, trying to comprehend challenges would send me into a spiral, Iād probably lose the idol & everything else I touched š idk if people are allowed to have their meds on the show but without them I am hardly a functioning human in my own cushy life so
I have a skin picking issue and Iād have to be med evacād after a few bug bites lol
I just watched the episode of >!31 where Neal has to leave for that reason, yikes !<
Bug bites. I must have āsweet bloodā or something because I get way more bites than other people around me and they itch worse and longer it seems.
Is your blood type O by chance? There have been studies that show that mosquitoes prefer that blood type. Iām O- and I get eaten alive. Canāt go anywhere without repellent.
bugs love O blood type
Wow, I'm type O and get eaten alive while others sit around me unbothered...I never knew about that!
Iām the exact same way. Anytime I go outside this time of year I get swarmed by bugs. My ankles and feet are covered in scabs/scars all summer from me scratching the shit out of my bug bites until they bleed.
It could be because of the blood type you have! They've done studies and found out that certain blood types are more prone to get bit by mosquitos and the like!
You know how Cirie got off the couch to play Survivor? I'd miss the couch.
I donāt like it when sand touches the back of my thighs.
Agreed. It's coarse, rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Not like you, you're soft...
I get rashes from damp clothing, especially when Iām stressed and combined with abrasion from sand/dirt. Iād end up with an instant infection and have to be hospitalized. I would not survive out there š¤£
I hate people.
Yep. Me too. Thatād be a tough one.
I genuinely hate the heat. Iād like survivor to have an arctic season, or a boreal forest season lol
If thereās ever a boreal forest season I want in! Thatās my jam
I genuinely think if they mixed it up and changed the climate, it would really put pressure on new players to create their own game and not try to just mimic someone from another season. Sure you can build fires on a beach, but there arenāt any coconuts in the forest Jeff. Time to broaden their skills
My hair. I have chin-length curly hair and having no hair products would be hell š
Omg yes same! The story about Charlie seeing his hair love salt water would be the exact opposite of my experience.
Idk, everyone's hair looks So Good om the island. There is rarely an episode I don't text someone saying I wish my hair looked like [insert survivor currently on screen]
This!Curly hair is so hard to manage as it is I canāt imagine me on a hot island with no mirror or supplies.
my hair is wavy, and I canāt tell whether it would thrive or suffer out there š on the one hand, it always looks really nice after I swim in salt water. but itās also just so unmanageable. like it gets soooo tangled. sleeping outside would prob be horrible for it. but maybe salt water is good for detangling? š I just know that out here in the normal world, I absolutely need product
My hair is so fine, thick, and wavy/curly that it would be a matted mess within a couple of days. I'd probably have to shave it off by the time the show was over. It would be awful.
I feel you! I have long hair that goes past my butt, itās super wavy and gets really frizzy without any products. It also gets tangled very fast, so I would have a giant mop on my head and probably would have to cut it after.
Iāll drown within the first 5 minutes of the gameā¦
Same. I'd make Brandon look like Ozzy!
I once got a full torso sunburn at a pool party that I arrived to at 7:30pm when the sun was already behind the trees and houses. I would die in Figi... Or at least get melanoma.
Same. I'd be Cochran levels of lobster even with religious applications of sunscreen.
My wife says I would be voted off first because the smell of my farts. I agree.
Canāt exist without Applebees.
Gotta get that Bourbon Street Burger!
SMOTHERED IN SAUTEED MUSHROOMS
And the Oreo shake. With some whip cream on the top too.
Im obsessive about my tweezer. Seeing other peopleās stray chin or eyebrow hairs would make me crazy. Also knowing I had some of my own that I couldnāt get would kill me
Iāve thought about this same issue often. Back when you got to bring a comfort item from home, tweezers wouldāve been mine. Now I just donāt know
I have literally considered getting laser hair removal just in case I decide to play Survivor ššš
I donāt like wearing shoes in the water.Ā
Type 1 diabetes š
Dang pancreas!
I canāt stand feeling greasy or sandy or not getting enough sleep.
I have chronic migraines that get worse on the heat so Iād be sick in like two hours.
Same!!!
I'm a half Greek woman. I don't want to know what happens if I do not have access to a razor for a month.
I have heard some contests get laser hair removal before the show
Iām in a wheelchair lol
Me too. Ngl, I sometimes daydream about what a Survivor season would be like for just people in wheelchairs. It wouldnāt work, but thatās why itās a dream. š
Allergic to everything
Hey Liz made F4. Believe in yourself!
And she wouldāve won if she got to the end! š¤£
That was Survivor comedy GOLD š
If only her big wrists didnāt cause her only downfall!
I have IBS and have often thought about shitting myself while hanging 20 feet up on a pole. Or being suspected of idol hunting while I squeeze out a small duck poop 20 times a day.
Iām not sleeping on the ground. Or, Iād miss my kitties too much. Family would be fine because theyād know where I am. But what if the cats think I abandoned them?? š
Not having blankets until we earned them would destroy me. And then having to share them.
The reason Iām scrolling Reddit right now and am not asleep is because Iām staying at the in-laws and their mattress is too hard. Sleeping on the ground, sans blanket? Aināt gonna happen.
Lack of dental floss. Not brushing is one thing, but having some shred of coconut (or anything) stuck between two teeth for days would make me crazy.
I donāt want anyone to see me in a bathing suit / bra & panties
Iām Canadian and I donāt acclimate well to the heat.
You know āresting bitch faceā? Well, I have āresting youāre-an-idiot faceā. It in no way reflects my actual thoughts (usually), but it would doom me on the island.
Iām kind of a dick when Iām tired.
Allergy to coconut and I naturally scowl
If my hairband broke I'd leave lol
Iām too trusting and have a hard time lying.
I always seem like Iām lying even when Iām telling the truth People who know me get me, but strangers would vote me off first or second
I have really, really, really, really, really, really, and I canāt emphasize this enough, but really bad IBS and have to constantly run to the toilet so on the off chance I get enough food out there form being a challenge beast ima be gone like every three hours short in my pants
Jess showed you all so I don't have to š
Because Iād probably go full Jamie Newton and get voted out just because I annoy people with my paranoia.
I'm hypoglycemic....I'd pass out every 5 mins without food/sugar lol
I wouldn't want to go twenty-six days without bagels.
i have polymorphous light eruption aka iām allergic to the sun and sunscreen doesnāt prevent it only steroids
Hyperhidrosis (my hands and feet are always sweaty) I'd be sliding down those poles in SECONDS
I go slightly insane if I canāt cut my nails for 5+ days. Also my hair knots very easily so thereās a chance I might have to buzz it after survivor.
I think my lack of good sleep would make me cranky. Iād go from being very pleasurable day 1 and making a good alliance to day 2 where my alliance is trying to vote me out after I show my cranky side.
low blood sugar + barely existent social battery. if i wasn't passing out, i'd be hiding from my tribe
Bugs. I hate bugs. In an endurance challenge that requires focus and staying still ? It's over for me if a bug flies too close to me.
I get hangry.
An intense hatred of humidity
I need to sleep with my special blanket. Also, my tummy hurts a lot lol
Iām absolutely miserable to be around when Iām hungry. Like Shane from Exile Island and his tobacco withdrawal, only worse and not entertaining or humorous at all.
Social battery would be drained by day 2 ie mecole on bb25
That one episode when that poor person had a bug in their ear and they could feel it burrowing and they were freaking out and the camera was showing close ups of the bug wiggling around š¤®š„“. I would have to tape my ears shut or suffer the nightmares.
Arenāt you allowed to bring sunglasses though?I remember a few contestants wearing some.But my reason would be Iām a picky eater.I donāt eat meat or seafood so Iād just have to bank on rice for 26 days.
you were allowed sunglasses in old school seasons but at some point they changed that. Iām pretty sure that Christian on DvG said that Lyrsa had new glasses given to her mid season because she had those glasses that would switch between normal and sunglasses if in the sun or not
No coffee? No thank you.
Not my reason but thinking about Hannah and her vape
Being wet. Iāve watched the seasons where it rains and rains and I would die not having DRY clothes, dry socks, just being DRY.
I am addicted to nicotine and I wouldnāt last 3 hours without vaping/smoking
I got pretty bad sleep apnea and would be paranoid about waking people up with my catathrenia
Iāve got a condition where going from lying down to standing up can make me go light-headed and sometimes pass out (similar to what happened to Jake in S45). Lack of proper nutrition and hydration makes it so much worse
ARFID (avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder)
Win/get taken on a reward -> get drunk off them Applebees cocktails -> start talking shit about EVERYONE
Fear of people knowing I poop
Too much sun gives me a headache
I need like one straight hour of being alone every day at the *least* and everyone would find that hella sus.
Having to kiss @$$ for a vote lol
My mouth! I donāt always think before speaking.
Not having toilet paper
I would miss my dogs too much.
Id probably fall and break an ankle stepping onto the beach
I canāt stand to be in the hot sun all day
I canāt stop singing certain tunes when Iām bored. - āSheāll be coming round the mountainā - āyouāre a grand ole flagā I also have to repeat words or phrases when Iām bored - ātake me to your leaderā - āI am going to the mallā - ānever have I everā :/ Edit: formatting
I feel the same about being useless without sun glasses.
Posts like this truly make me feel as if Iāve NEVER had an original thought š Iāve always said how not having my sunnies on the beach would be the hardest part of surviving 26 daysā¦ meanwhile we have starvation, the elements, the challenges, and the 17 other Castaways to contend with. Those things all pale in comparison to the trauma of not having my lil aviators
I'm a terrible liar and also get very emotional/irritable when I'm hungry or tired. My producer interviews would probably just be me as a crying mess š
I hate the beach. Everything about itāsand makes me agitated, I get second degree burns from the sun, I hate salt water and the way it makes my hair feel, and I have a massive fear of the ocean (seriously, what if I step on some fish thatās unknown to scientists and then i just die). AND no deodorant!! I would go crazy from everyone stinking up the camp. I just couldnāt do it no matter how much I try and convince myself I can
The sun. Iām a pale ginger, Iād have to apply sunscreen every hour and a half or I would ROAST
My anxiety is triggered by a fear of my blood sugar dropping, getting dehydrated or getting over heated and passing out. Any of those things triggers a panic attack. I bring a snack and water with me everywhere I go. Lack of sleep and stress make it worse. Iām literally the worst possible candidate for the show lol
The constant togetherness. If someone tries to go off on their own for a minute, suspicion and gossip begins. I need alone time, it doesn't mean I would be looking for the idol, even though I might, but people drive me bonkers after a while.
Iād be chronically worried about yeast infections/UTIs because of sand and unwashed undies.
literally every reason that has been listed
I would do anything an attractive woman would tell me to do
Oh god I didnāt even think about this. Iām bisexual so Iād do anything an attractive person told me to, really
I tend to get UTIs or yeast infections. I know day 2 of wearing a soggy bathing suit that Iād be screwed
A fan! Could not sleep without it š
I canāt go that long without crocheting
I would actually lose my mind if I didnāt have lotion no joke.
I cant swim
I canāt pretend to like people
Crippling social anxiety
Iād miss Spelling Bee
So. Much. Running.
IBS-D Not that theyād approve me due to sleep apnea and mental illness
puzzles
Iād just be way too hungry to function
Hemorrhoids
Iād have a sensory breakdown the first time a nail developed a jagged end and I didnāt have a nail file to make it smooth again
I suck at swimming. Other than that, Iād be one of the greatest to ever play.
I canāt stand coconut
How are they pooping? I need my bidet š
They've been shown popping in the water. š
i broke my pinky toe a few years back and it didnt heal right so it pushes up against the toe next to it. Normally I dont feel it during the day walking around but at night when trying to sleep I feel it pushing up against it and it annoys me so much I cant sleep till I put socks on. I feel like that would bother me the whole time im out there and make me grumpy
I have a long list
No air conditioning.