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Z0FF

Don’t look at me like that, I’m allowed to have 5 grizzly bears in here!


Tough-Priority-4330

No, you’re not. Combined you’re over that limit.


Z0FF

Are you implying that I am equal to or greater than 1 grizzly bear? I’m oddly flattered.


T555s

He asumed you drove the bears with your car in there.


spideroncoffein

An '80s Fiat Panda, a human, two bears, 8 chi hua huas and 200 seagulls should work fine!


MainColette

Is that actually correct?


spideroncoffein

- Fiat Panda: 800kg - human: ~75kg - 2 bears: 250kg each, 500kg total - 8 chihuahuas: 3kg each, 24kg total - 200 seagulls: 500g each, 100kg total Total 1499kg, so we could still fit 2 seagulls more.


SuperFaceTattoo

Just think of the chaos that would ensue


ihoptdk

You shouldn’t be. That would put you around 550 pounds.


[deleted]

>Don’t look at me like that, I’m allowed to have 5 grizzly bears in here! -Says Joe Rogan calmly


Ligma_Myballs

Bro, I'm disappointed that somewhere on that list was a "yo mama " joke


Fit_Contribution7758

Was half expecting to read "or yo momma" at the bottom of the list.


Haibullko

Half of yo mama to be precise.


pizzacatstattoos

yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.


Sunadoke1

A quarter of yo mama actually.


Haibullko

How far can this go? 1/8 then!


Helpful_Connection45

6,25% of ur mom


Squirrels_Nuts80085

3.125% of your mom


RealAdityaYT

2^(-6)th of your mom actually


Sunadoke1

2^(-12)th of yo mom actually....


Angry_Murlocs

One single molecule of yo momma is so fat it wouldn’t fit on this elevator.


Borgormmmmmm

Yo momma so fat the thought of her will snap the cords of the elevator


Gold_Application_972

One quark of yo Mama's existence.


nierbarath

Read my mind


itz_abhi_2005

yo momma so fat that lift can't even work


Right_Hour

That would be in the cargo freight elevator, not the regular one.


Tesla_corp

Or 1/100000000000000000 of yo momma


Asbeltrion

The alternatives are units of measure for the americans.


sijoot

Yet 20 Americans won't fit...


Asbeltrion

Lmao yeah 5 Americans would be more "fitting".


Kapika96

Well yeah, it quite clearly says 1 American on the sign.


Ingeneure_

Yeah, quite disappointing! Only kilograms. Should have also added 10 000 feet.🦶


HJM3

Not gonna lie, I was actually waiting for it to say how many Americans fit, and I’m American myself lol


TheS4ndm4n

No. It's missing washing machines.


IWillLive4evr

What's the conversion rate from seagulls to bald eagles?


AggressiveGift7542

Appriciate the banana for scale


MrSmthn

Technically the elevator is (sort of) the scale. So it would be "banana for scale on a scale"?


UnspeakableCake

Jesus one hippo weighs as much as 6 grizzly bears???


Extinction_Entity

A grizzly bear can weight up to 270 kg. A single hippo instead weights between 1500 minimum and 3200 kg maximum.


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,423,775,520 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 29,463 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


Psychological_Ad2094

Hippo


NightLasher617

Hippo


Not-Benny

What’s an lg weight?


Squirrels_Nuts80085

OP misspelled kg and can't fix the title because reddit


Throwawaymarque

OP mispelled it to bump engagement


Not-Benny

Yes, I know. That was the (very poor) joke.


panutsya

Ligma gram


yo2099

The weight of all your Instagram followers. It's for gen Z


chorme77

29.999 snicker bars is ok?


Direct_Jump3960

Due to shrinkflation, I reckon we could stick a few extra in there. Although I'm guessing this is based on the internal weight and doesn't take into account the package weight, which would shift it slightly. Let's see if we can test it out.


MichaelW24

That's just slightly less than thirty. You can fit about 1000 times as many in there


ItsIdaho

I am surprised about the Passat, because my 1985 Hatchback is 1500 KG spot on.


NewComer22

My guy couldnt miss the chance to misspell the word "volkswagen" on a metal plaque meant to be seen by thousands


SethTristan

The lightest one of the previous generation weighted 1367 kg (sedan) with the weakest engine (gasoline). The heaviest a Hybrid and a Diesel weighted around 1770 kg (as station wagons). New generation (released this year) is apparently heavier (but also 15 cm longer and no sedan option). The AWD ones aren’t out yet and neither are the hybrids - but as the FWD diesel engine is 1678kg already they will probably push towards 1850-1900 kg.


Orangemoon2410

Unlucky mate your mom is just over the limit


almosthaddit

Non-Americans will use anything but the imperial system


[deleted]

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Gold_Application_972

3 actually, i too am one of them


SnooChocolates7950

Ah, I see this post is for Americans too


Right_Hour

8 Americans max….


Zitrone21

1500 1kg weights *


_Lollerics_

Don't look at me and my 12000 bananas as if we're some freaks


MrSmthn

What do you mean? African or European seagulls? (Yes, I know in the original it's not seagulls...)


swagn

What is the seagulls are flying?


[deleted]

I want to see the footage of them testing these. Seeing someone shove 454 chihuahuas into an elevator would be something else hahahahs


Mattguy164

Americans trying their hardest NOT to use the Metric System


Alloramangialamerda

Or your mom


Jurutungo1

The kid in math problems trying to fit 13000 bananas into the elevator:


PygmeePony

So why did they arrest me when I took a hippo to the 8th floor?


Thepochochass

You where inside with the hippo only one hippo and nothing more


AlexiaColson

65 luggage bags? what if I have a Hippo inside my luggage? bet it cant handle 65 of these bad boys


Erher555pl

no need for lbs conversion


Thepochochass

Around your mom eagles


kaaskugg

Yeah I'll take those snickers please.


temporary_name1

I thought this was a "your momma" joke


Initial_Actuator9853

Now Americans can use elevator!or at Les they know they can't,or avrage American can't.


smellmywind

1 magnum dong


Randaxes

I was today years old when i found out hippos weigh over a ton


Reasonable_Notice_33

I’d say it can fit 20 people but not if even half those people are the type to eat 10000 snickers…😁😁


Guardian_85

Imagine waiting for an elevator, and 3060 seagulls fly out when the door opens in the lobby.


Ecstatic-Sense5115

That’s awesome. 👏


Temporary-Tax

Does the Passat have a full tank of gas though?


AntexStudio

You should post this to r/funnysigns


T555s

Now what hapens if i put my car in the elevator? I don't think building secruity would be happy.


Nightingdale099

Is grizzly bear lighter than I think it is or is a hippo just heavier than I think it is?


bored_person71

Damn...any one got 10, 001 for snickers bars to confirm?


Humanornotormaybe

How much stones is that?


UltraDS

They forgot to add your mom /s


metaltastic

So if I ate 30k Snickers before getting on the elevator am I still allowed as 1 person?


nox-devourer

Alright boys, bring in the bananas


Kemel90

i see they've added units of measure for the American visitors, how nice of them.


Satan_Amongus

So what you're saying is if I get enough snickers bars I won't have to ride the elevator with other people? Sounds like a win-win


ShanayGameDev215

The other measurements are for Americans


Lcb444

enough units, america ?


Angry_Murlocs

Perfect I always wanted to spend a day eating 30,000 snickers bars on an elevator.


Floyd_thecat

stupid measurements for muricans


TopRevolutionary8067

So Snickers weigh more than bananas now?


Imaginary_Grand_7492

0,5 caseoh


[deleted]

Or 1 American


cr8tor_

Probably 15000 snickers bars in today's bars.


vshedo

...and a wafer thin mint?


DonHulion

Europeans will use anything BUT the Imperial System


BomzeRa

Or 0,5 your mom) No offense


freeworld80

What if the Seagulls are flying? Are the bears still allowed in?


crashdude3

Ohhhh the banana measurement… they know what Reddit wants.


MyDickLooksLikeaDog

To help our American friends get a decent idea without having to convert to pounds: the weight limit is at around 1.5 regular Americans and 2 Americans on a diet. You're welcome.


[deleted]

So your mother can’t use it?


[deleted]

14 Americans


Fast_Cheetah4136

Im sorry caseoh


Legitimate_Type_1324

7 Americans


No_Stranger_4959

Everything, but the metric system


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Look. You’re telling me the average weight of a person is 75kg? *laughs in American*


Luchanosuper

Made for Americans


limethedragon

1/3 of Elon Musk's ego


gwqun

and also one skuff


Alarming_Might1991

Im disappointed, no mention of hamburgers. Can you imagine what torture it would be in an elevator with 454 chihuahuas


Lele_Lazuli

No way a Grizzly is just 250kg


Suspicious_Sherbet24

Oooor 1/1000th of football stadiums!


StopImportingUSA

4 americans


Infinite_Day_1416

Metric vs American


Extinction_Entity

It’s nice they included accessibility options for Americans that use only freedom 🦅units. So they don’t get confused by things like a normal and universal measurement system.


Ytrog

So you can also put the car in it like [Jeremy Clarkson](https://youtu.be/dJfSS0ZXYdo?si=M1LZRaG0jTd7sGOw) did in Top Gear. 👀


Gdigger13

Europeans will use anything but imperial.


Merek675

TIL a VW Passat and a hippo weigh the same.


rampop

There is no way a chihuahua is 7x heavier than a seagull.


035lmao

1/2 of CaseOh too


Discount_Timelord

Europeans will use anything except the imperial system


WhatADumbassTake

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Objective-Direction1

imperial system be like


patt_y99

Lg?


[deleted]

Crud, I have 30,001 snickers bars to take upstairs.


Poolowl1984

Or 5 honey boo boo's.


XoxoForKing

I had no idea an hippo weighed as much as 6 grizzly bears


I_am_buttery

Some big ass snickers bars Edit: read 10000 snickers and felt targeted. Glad to know I can rightfully take my 30000


Esoxgab01

PASSAT MENTIONNED 🗣️🗣️ Browne ✅ manuelle ✅ wagonne ✅ 1.9TDI✅


Unicat-

The imperial system be like:


Latter-Belt-4662

I can just imagine the 454 chihuahuas in the elevator barking and screaming like demons from hell 😂


LovableSidekick

There's never a chihuahua around when you need one. Let alone 454.


PersonWhoExists50306

Me after driving a Volkswagen Passat into there:


kmramO

It’s funny cause when u watch American news stories they often use some form of this to explain it to their audience… always cracks me up with the stuff they use instead of one of the more official measure ment units


1singleduck

1500kg of steel 3000 kg of feathers


ProGamingPlayer

I thought it was “passant”. It was passat 😅


maximumomentum

Honestly thought a pigeon wouldn’t weight that much more than a banana.


allyourhomebase

V Dub,representing the weight limits on the auto front , ja!


A-Group-Executive

Yeah, I have 10,000 Snickers bars in here. What about it?


ZanderStarmute

_🎶There’s a bear in there…_ _And 25,000 Snickers as well…_


Mentally-okay

r/funnysigns


RealCanadianDragon

Now how am I supposed to transport 12713 bananas? I'll just look foolish showing up with only 12712 of them.


cryptomain45

r/anythingbutmetric Yes I’m aware the first measurement is metric


Sarke1

Imagine just waiting for the elevator, you hear the ding and the doors open to 3000 seagulls flying out.


zbart3i

or your mom


LingusticSamurai

1 Your mom


Mr-Yuk

You should not invite seagulls into your hotel or travel with a suitcase full of pepperoni... source - https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/04/04/599363657/canadian-hotel-forgives-guest-17-years-after-flock-of-seagulls-trashed-his-room


SoiledFlapjacks

So I have to leave my other 546 chihuahuas unattended while I take them up in waves??? So unaccommodating.


Rothingard

Or 5 Americans.


usurperavenger

I've seen a full grown grizzly bear IRL, maybe 3 if it's just out of hibernation.


h9040

Should say 20 Asians or 10 Americans


camelbuck

10 Americans


JohnYCanuckEsq

V O L S K W A G E N


radicaldex

You know… in case of course any Americans walk in


ihoptdk

I had no idea seagulls were so light.


Local_History6400

or 2.3 american


LilBit_OfJoy

Ah yes, american measurement's system


Dominus_Portobello

Americans will use anything besides the metric system 😂


Riot1313

r/BananasForScale


reggie-drax

That's a lot of chihuahuas.


endergamer2007m

Ah yes my favorite unit of measurement A VW Passat


Obscuriosly

That's like 1875 chinchillas


Agfa_Rodinal

gah, no 3 murricans joke, i'm dissapoint


Hexacus

[Dk noices intensifies ](https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-k59yYusdGXlPG)


StoneAgeSkillz

Or 6 average americans.


xhdc

How many football fields?


masterBlan_gp

So I can put my Passat there, but then I need to leave the car?


MasterReposti

Volkswagen Passat vs Hippo, who would win?


seekTheTruth247

No 'your mom'?


7h0rc3

Everything including the metric system.


Jib4ny4n

what if the Snickers Bar are halved?


Keebster101

The fact that 1 hippo = 6 grizzlys is kinda crazy. Everyone always underestimates hippos because they're all in Africa but they're kinda terrifying.


ManuGamer_PokeMonGo

454 Chihuahuas in that space? Rookie numbers


Killagorilla2004

300,000 Adjusted the Snickers number for shrinkflation.


Zerkersx

Or 1/5th of your mom. (Sorry <3 plz no hurt)


bajacalla

So how many Flock of Seagulls is this, approximately?


fg234532

r/oddlyspecific


Mask_Voice-Box

This post made me Google the average weights of Chihuahuas and seagulls, and I now take issue with this sign.


KP9B9TKA

Finally, some measurements for americans


Blazzo_SR

One Caseoh 💀


ColdBlazze

My passat has got me through so much shit and you try to scare me with that sign. Nice try, buddy.


Extension-Type-2555

"Americans will use anything but the metric system" ik metric system is used its just funny imo


Soggy-Bad2130

I just want to put in 12713 banana's and see what happens.


Offlooker

They forgot to specify football stadiums and bald eagles.


shadowmind0770

I want to meet the damn person that put 30,000 snickers bars on that scale. That guy should be president.


Boatlover62

i could fit half my stupidity in there