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OhLookASquirrel

Spawn camping


_The_SCP_Foundation_

Oh shit


jump1945

☠️


Tricky-Secretary-251

💀


suprnooby

uh oh


ggMustaGD

Thats crayzee


Pyro_tf2-real-

No that’s shooting up the delivery ward


OhLookASquirrel

Gotta pump up the KDR somehow...


spacestonkz

The military has necessary desk and support roles. There's more jobs than just active duty service ... She's not going to get shipped out to a war zone. She's going to be in a productive desk or support role suitable for her temporary condition.


secular_dance_crime

Wait... do people seriously need to be told that? I thought this was a joke.


spacestonkz

You never know. I had a cousin that served a desk job after he lost an eye on active service rather than be honorably discharged. People made fun of him and told him he couldn't be real military when in uniform (he lived off base). If he was real he'd have been let go with benefits or live on base. Homie just wanted a job and decided to file paperwork for the military instead of find a new career jeez.


UufTheTank

Those people have never been managers. The institutional knowledge of just being familiar with how things work is invaluable. The military paid for his training, may as well get the best use by hiring him to do paperwork vs training someone new for months to know what he does offhand.


Suspicious-Leg-493

>Wait... do people seriously need to be told that? I thought this was a joke. Unfortunately yes. There are alot of people that think military and veteran = combat (deapite the overwhelming majority being in support roles and never being fired on, even in a combat related MOS it's common to never have combat experience)


DutchJediKnight

Some people really are that stupid


WMHamiltonII

"The military has necessary desk and support roles. There's more jobs than just active duty service..." That's NOT what those words mean. You have no clue.


Dry-Cat1111

Quadruple if it's triplets


Miserable-Glass1760

Quintuple if it's quadruplets


MrSmthn

PENTAKILL!


Silversmith2627

Counter-UAV ready for launch


EternalFlame117343

Mega kill


Dragons-are-the-best

On a rampage


EternalFlame117343

Monster kill


Dragons-are-the-best

Unstoppable 


Goddammit_Karen_why

Would it be a collateral if you hit the baby ?🤔


endergamer2007m

A fetus shares the same heart beat, metabolism making it akin to an organ so no officer, it is not a warcrime to shoot a pregnant soldier


WMHamiltonII

That is medically wrong. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKjxFJfcrcA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKjxFJfcrcA)


countvlad-xxv_thesly

It would depend at what stage though


Tricky-Secretary-251

Blind kill trough wall


Possible-Accident999

Just imagin being born on a battlefield


MicHAELmhw

Kids were born in concentration camps.


NotNamedMark

And if she gives birth its mid combat respawn


Brahm-Etc

Imagine you are in the middle of the battle, you shot a female soldier, then you hear a deep voice out of nowhere: "Double kill!"


Eligriv_leproplayer

🤣🤣🤣Halo narrator


Skulllk

Gimli: that still only counts as one!


Eligriv_leproplayer

Underated 🤣


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Before you go on any deployment you get medically evaluated to assess your readiness. Back in my day girls would get pregnant to skip deployment.


WMHamiltonII

They still do, my man


Potential_Stable_001

quadruple kill if triplet


Master_teaz

N+1 kill if its an n-plet


HalalBread1427

Urhm, akshually, variables are case-sensitive so n+1 kills if it’s an n-plet OR N+1 kills if it’s an n-plet, N = n.


WeatherImpressive808

🤓


lgastako

You're obviously not an Erlang programmer.


mxrwx_mxdxthxl

I think I saw this one!


Eligriv_leproplayer

What do you mean you saw it ? It's brand new


mxrwx_mxdxthxl

I'm talking about the video they took a screenshot of.


Eligriv_leproplayer

I'm talking about the Back to the Futur meme


fishtheadirondacks

may even get a uav or a blood thirsty!


FlutterShy1941

Enemy UAV is airborne!


Substantial_Curve8

Depends on who you ask


FrostyFeller

Quadruple kill if its thrins


Tulin7Actual

It’s funny that some ppl think everyone in the military carry a weapon and would be on battlefield. Most are desk jockeys and support. Finance, personnel, supply, etc.


WMHamiltonII

Her video says "Army" Everyone in the Army is assigned a Weapon. Everyone. And almost all those Army "desk jockeys" get deployed to war zones too! For which, a pregnancy is a 100% disqualifier.


Tulin7Actual

Yea ok. What’s your point. Finance and personnel might get assigned a weapon if deployed but they lock them in the wall lockers and work a 9to 5. My statement is still true. Ppl like this are not on the battlefield. Rhey are not running missions outside the wire. They are in the green zone and almost all treat it as a paid year long relocation. Life doesn’t change for them like it does for combat arms soldiers. It’s just a change of scenery. I won’t argue with you. Don’t need to. Talk to anyone else that was deployed in the last 20 years what the support personnel do.


WMHamiltonII

Punk, I enlisted before 9/11, did 21+ years straight active duty before transitioning to the Reserves. I deployed multiple times to OIF and OEF, and I \*am\* in what Army HRC calls "Operation Support". Every minute of every day in Iraq I had my rifle with me, and 1 mag of "ForcePro" ammo. So, yeah, you "don't need to argue" with me, I'll chew you up before you blink. Now go eat a bag of dicks. (Well, maybe, given that by your profile - you should be full from gobbling the Russians balls with all that US-hating propaganda)


Safe_Cockroach_46

1 kill, 1 Assist


SisterFister069

Not even enough for a care package.


Striking_Witness1364

Why would you joke about this…


Eligriv_leproplayer

I want the Halo narator saying DOUBLE KILL


Medium_Note_9613

Average zionist response.


Intelligent-Lab3613

Women that join bc they want to fit in tend to get out by just getting pregnant. Trust me my sister did it three times. All three times I explained I didn't want to be a dad but still it worked for her


NeverStepD7

Having pregnant women in an FPS would be a bless


Jamppitz

"Pregnant women shouldnt be in army" You must be 300 iq to realise that.


BlackHeartRebel

Wait….so it is a living human being in the womb?