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Double-Standard_RNA

>True for all of us Not necessarily.


BoysenberryReady4445

True.. some die before they get titty milk..


T1NF01L

True. I was aborted and never got titty milk.


LovableSidekick

I was adopted on day 2 of my life and probably didn't either.


INVISIBLE_BEN

You gotta try it man it's bussin


Ronior_reddit

That’s so sad, I’m glad you are still alive


BoysenberryReady4445

So sad... Womp womp


CytroxGames

some people also are feed formula from birth


BoysenberryReady4445

Yeah..


SoulManeger8922

Not only, before, in USSR, children were taken after birth and fed them with some special type of milk (sorry I forgot the name of it).


BoysenberryReady4445

There is something called For moms who can't breastfeed or who decide not to, infant formula is a healthy alternative. Formula provides babies with the nutrients they need to grow and thrive. Some mothers worry that if they don't breastfeed, they won't bond with their baby.. I read that on Google..


Theoulios

If you die before tit milk, you dont have a first food. Thou the formula point is valid.


EightBitTrash

I was NICU for two months after being born two months premature, Mom wasn't allowed to touch me so they fed me infant formula. I developed NECS (Necrotizing Enterocolitus) but survived! Unfortunately, I'm "too old" for the lawsuit created specifically aimed at the formula company that supplied my formula, because the formula caused.... get this, NECS in infants. Kinda sucks.


sandpaperedanus777

Doctor Doofensmirtz?


Ibraheem-it

I feel going hell for laughing at your comment


Quarktasche666

I got formula because it was the 70s and breast milk was comsidered so 19th century or something.


TraumSchulden

Yeah, or the imitation tit milk dor the vegan babies.


meloman-rrr

i'm almost 20 by now and i want it again.


Wonderful_Net_9131

It's more fatty and aromatic than cows milk but all in all, not that special.


BosniaBalI

How do you know?


Wonderful_Net_9131

An ex of mine was on prolactine inducing antipsychotics. So I guess not really mothers milk, as she wasnt a mother....


Lokijai

It's the delivery system that I'm most keen about.


SleestakWalkAmongUs

I found it sickly sweet and just not something I ever want in my mouth again. Before I get asked, women do have sex during and after pregnancy. I was sucking on some extra big old titties with my ex and accidentally got a mouthful. Bleck


Wonderful_Net_9131

For me it was on purpose and I'd do it again. I'm degenerate like that. Tho if this was pre-birth, it was some different kind of milk with a wildly different composition than regular breastmilk called collostrum.


SleestakWalkAmongUs

Hey man, I asked for none of that information. You do you, though.


SleestakWalkAmongUs

Dude.. that's your mom.


wiggerwindmonkey

Before tit milk we get food in stomach


Hypno_Kitty

Artificial tit milk. (bio mom abandoned me and wasn't adopted till 2)


INVISIBLE_BEN

I can adopt you


Chewico3D

Some Russians vodka


DragonTheOneDZA

Regular milk Baby me was absolutely disgusting by boobs


Iamverydumbazz

Did you grow up to be aroace lol


DragonTheOneDZA

No. Literally the opposite


Iamverydumbazz

So i’m guessing you love boobs now then


DragonTheOneDZA

Si


Iamverydumbazz

I’m proud of your character development brotha👊


RealisticBarnacle115

r/technicallynotthetruth


RoseAlma

I'm pretty sure I never got it... formula all the way. In fact, when my Dad's first grandkid was born he worriedly said to me "Cherie's going to breast fed Matthew -- is that healthy enough ?" (thinking formula was much better for the baby !!)


FCTheHunter

Speak for yourself


toxiclord101

Erm thats technically a drink 🤓🤓


FootFetish0-3

I was given sugar water at birth. First thing I ever consumed.


King_Crab_Sushi

It was all downhill from there


Kenma_Senpai

I got the bottle before the tit and i think it was craftmilk


fardough

Are drinks food?


Leon_Greyburn

Honestly I feel bad for people that weren't breast fed.


XZ42_

thats a drink


HudGamer420

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Localtechguy2606

I mean he ain’t wrong about it