Douse yourself in the liquid from glow sticks, 100% will make you glow more

Uranium 235

...is high in calories, you should eat it and it'll be a full meal

you won't be hungry for the rest of your life

r/technicallythetruth

But also actually the truth. one gram of that glowing green rock has over 2 billion calories!

ooooh, double truth!

r/actuallythetruth

That's enough for 25k years

Poland?

Yup

…actually, more than a full meal. If my calculations are correct, 1g Uranium can give you 66 days as thermal energy. So yeah…that’s why you can die of Uranium if you eat pure uranium…

Isn’t it like 1 gram per billions of calories?

20,000,000 calories. Won’t have to eat for the rest of your life!

Just as nutritious as 1532 babies.

should i be concerned why you know this but on an unrelated topic what seasoning do you recomend to cook on babies

also if you eat 10,000 bananas in 7 minutes you'll pass away from radiation

Oh yeah… the RADIATION will kill you

I also recommend chewing dissolvable graphite chewing gum

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Radium 226

Yes. So you can radiate the glow to others

Happy cake day!

Too late, I eated it all :3

We're rich!

Cheat day of the century

You look fine. Toilets are generally unattractive tho so that’s an area for improvement. Sorry you got cheated on, been there

Honestly I was more worried about the toilet breaking from bein stood on. Idk then again the bathrooms were pretty much a second playground to us in elementary

Toilets are meant to have weight on them so I think it’s fine if someone stands on it lol

When you sit on a toilet you're not putting all your weight on it. Some of it still goes into your legs and the floor. When you stand up all your weight is concentrated in two small points instead of evenly distributed across the seat. Which is how we got all those pics and vids of people breaking bathrooms a year or two ago.

Right. First tip- don't take pictures on the toilet

Exactly. I've been there too. Make more friends than what you already have. Make him realise that people love you more than they love him. Make him think that people only liked him because of you. Ok princess. You got it

I agree with making more friends, but if you make relationships and friends just to outdo your ex, it'll just leave empty relationships

YOU DO NOT NEED A RELATIONSHIP TO BE HAPPY. THIS CANNOT BE STRESSED ENOUGH. Not yelling. Just making a point. She can make friends. Maybe who knows. One of them can be her soul mate one day. If you surround yourself with good people. You will only have good people in your life. So no more of that cheating scumbag. Only loyal people. Who actually appreciate, care and love her. I'm just saying. And no I'm not an expert at relationships. ONLY HAD ONE GIRL WHO CHEATED ON ME. But not I have so much support. People actually love me. I'm just not ready for the relationships yet. I'm only 19. I have a lot of time for love. As of now. I'm having so much fun with my friends. And I won't ever feel this way if I had a girlfriend. I would have to compromise the relationship instead of friendship. Being single doesn't mean you are unhappy or ugly. It just means you are strong and willing to work on yourself. It means you are willing to fix anything that is wrong with you (if there is something wrong) and improve yourself. SELF LOVE IS IMPORTANT

Oh, I'm not disagreeing, I didn't say relationship as in romantic relationship, I mean platonically. I'm just saying that making friendships only to outdo your ex is just gonna leave ya with empty friendships, so only make so many friends if it's really a friendship that's important to you

Happy Cake Day!

Happy cake day

Ironic… Happy cake day

That a toilet? I thought she just used a picture with the ex.

If u jump into the toilet u will end up in a magical place

The ministry of magic

feels weird to be reading this reference just after I finish the Harry Potter series for the first time

YOOOO! How do you like it?? As a huge Potterhead, I’ve GOT to indoctrinate you to the fan club. And by the way, are you talking about the books or the movies? If it’s the movies then you missed out on a lot. If it’s the books then you missed out on less. Either way you should do both. I personally preferred the books then the movies so I could make my own head-movie instead of taking everything from the real movies.

If you do a kickflip tony hawk will personally appear and congratulate you before fading back into semi-invisibility

Skibidi?!?? I hate myself for that

*gen alpha detected, please stand behind the yellow line*

*Initiating, destroy mode.*

*Termination complete. Please collect & dispose of the available ashes at your earliest convenience. Thank you, and have a great day.* 

jump into an active volcano (youll get free robux)

Maybe I *should* throw a brick at you (Insert image of Jetstream Sam scratching his chin)

Nah bro I'm in need of Roblox tix

And we are doomed

Have been friend. 🤗

💀💀💀💀💀

No

14 yr old talking about skibidi, opinion discarded 🤑

you don't need to "glow up". they didn't cheat because you aren't "attractive enough" they cheated because they're a scumbag. if you wanna better yourself and your appearance we are here for it girl, but pls, don't say stuff like this <3

Misread this and thought you were calling OP a scumbag, I was VERY confused.

Same, I read it as "they cheated because you're a scumbag"

Did you just call me a scumbag! /j

Yeah same

Same

Same

Same

she needs ultimate kneecap correction for standing on school toilets

kneecap correction needed💢💢💢💢💢💢💢

Bratty kneecaps 💢💢💢💢💢

YES THIS RIGHT HERE, OP! I was cheated on by a girl (I’m a guy) bc she got bored of being in a healthy relationship because apparently she had unprocessed trauma that she hid incredibly well. It wasn’t anything I did. She straight up left me for a guy with a bigger d*ck and wanted to cause problems bc she doesn’t know how to handle things being peaceful and lovely. It’s not your fault, and that person is scummy af. You look great, so don’t post your face on reddit so the creeps don’t swarm your dms

positive reinforcement ftw 🔥

Was gonna say this exactly. Cheaters don't need a reason to cheat, it's who they are not who you are.

Real

Yeah Jay-Z cheated on Beyoncé. BEYONCÉ. Cheaters are gonna cheat no matter what you look like.

My tip is to get into therapy so you can heal yourself and learn how to love yourself enough to not settle for losers who don’t treat you right

not everything needs therapy bro talk to your friends 💀

happy cake day

Not everyone is friends with an infj.

You don’t really need to do anything it’s their loss fr

I II II I_

Is this loss?

𓀥 𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟 𓀣 𓁀

Did you just give us the pharaohs curse

CURSE OF THE NILE‼️‼️‼️‼️ 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥

Whats with the cock and balls

𓀄𓂸

Pees in your ass

😃

im at a loss here

🤫🧏

*bye bye*

average nose breathers

Ofc somebody did this

ok older brother genes kicking in, 1st pic, are you just trying to injure yourself? I don't know what's hot these days but pretty sure a cracked tailbone ain't on this just sayin'

Idk shit goes hard tho

Yeah I do belive that place has had shit go hard

Nah fr though the big brother instincts are strong with this one a cracked tailbone is definitely one of the more painful bones to break even just bruising it is agony

the reason why you got cheated on wasn’t because you’re lacking something. don’t change anything, unless it’s for yourself only.

Don't need any, their loss 👍

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𓀥 𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟 𓀣 𓁀

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!? 😭 NO ONE WILL EXPLAIN IT TO ME 😭

I'm sure you're just at a *loss* for words.

Here this will help. "In the Spring, a man built a pillar, by summer he built another. Through the Autumn they stood firm, yet by winter one had fallen."

read over [this](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss). It should have the answer

gracias

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bahhaha best comment

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I think she probably needs that to shit

There's a difference between needing a glow up and not having a blind boyfriend.

This is the truth. Ive been that blind bf before, didn't cheat but def didn't pay enough attention. @ OP You good, get it girl you didn't need him to begin with.

You already look pretty af, dw girl, if they cheated on you then they weren't worth it

Gym if you truly want to be the best version!

thanks! i’ve actually just started going :)

start on your revenge arc and become powerful enough to defeat him in combat

Real

And record it because I would like to see.

Don't forget nutrition, shit is important as fuck

Two things 1. Rip ur dms lmaooo 2. You don’t need a glow up, you just need to find someone who cares about you

Tip 1. Don't post that on reddit 💀

Exactly, what i’ve learned so far is when Female posts something on reddit, DMs are bound to explode. Lot of creeps, especially here.

You're fine Maybe don't stand on toilets?

Stop taking pics of you in the toilet Go to the library. Many well taught and well. mannered boys there. Also, tripe soup. Not do to anything to intp9ve its just tasty asf.

And kombucha, good for gut health

Stop doing meth probably 💀 (Look at her profile if confused)

i’ve been clean for a year.

GG

It better have been a dude he fucked because if he is straight and cheated on someone as lovely as you, he's deserves the death sentence.

Why were you standing on the toilet ?

You don't really need to change anything your fine the way you are

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No starvemaxxing, that shi kills

can confirm

...can you?

All they eats are testicles

Start gym and burn the memories

Well first off don’t stand on a toilet like tf- (no hate) you don’t need changing, most guys just cheat because they think they’re “cool”

or they have a deep lacking of self validation and confidence and therefore try to fill that hole inside of themself with external validation. However no matter how many people they are with they can't ever fill that void from external needs, so the cycle will continue until they get help/therapy/or grow up and finish developing that part of themselves.

YEAH WHAT HE SAID 🗣️🔥

Bro thinks it's their fault. You're fine, that person is not deserving of love. Their loss.

Focus on yourself your ex didn't deserve you they're an asshole okay

U don’t need a glow up, be what you want to be

You really aren't the problem here, and whoever cheated on you is a fool and a shitbag.

Glow up? More like blow this guy up

Yeah don’t use Reddit

Tear his teeth out and make a necklace out of them

I know you are probably very vulnerable right now but the truth is that even if you were Aphrodite herself that doesn’t change the biggest thing. Whoever cheated on you doesn’t and never deserved you. People will cheat on absolute dimes with 5’s. The best thing you can do and possibly even the most attractive thing is to not let this one person define your self worth. The best glow up you can do is self care. Also I know this is a hard mindset to get to. And don’t beat yourself up over not being there. Trust me I’ve been there and beating yourself up about it slows you down or gets you further from it. It’s ok to let your feelings come. Accept that they’re there and then you can deal with them.

thank you. i really appreciate this, genuinely

Have you ever considered that it may have been the meth?

i have been clean for a year. i have been clean for longer than i dated this specific partner.

Forgive them, move on and live life the way you would find joy, it could be anything and i mean anything, no need for revenge or be mad at them they are just lost in life and are seeking to look for a way to fill the void in their heart with nothing but mistakes that will make them regret losing the person that makes them feel love and important that is you, i was in a same position as you sis. But you just need to understand that whatever your going true will be a little laugh in the future with new person you found, just keep ya head high and keep going. Life always gets better eventually just at pace if your willing to move on.

gym, lose weight or smth. (this is a joke, you look fine, just copying what people say when it's a guy)

the double standards are so crazy here

She did ask for glow up tips gym and new eye makeup is all I can see

Learn how to properly do eyeliner

Nuclear radiation will help you glow

I feel your pain… your beautiful 🤟

i think the glasses are distracting. switch up the glasses or go full contacts

You cant glow up perfection. Honestly ur ex is a jerk and you're awesome

Find better men, that’s the best tip you’ll ever get

A. Punch the asshole who cheated on you B. Nothing, you are fine it's just people not willing to be faithful

You can glow up by getting with a better guy, LIKE ME. (Joke)

Maybe up your class by not taking anymore restroom selfies? In my eyes i hate restroom selfies its just trashy to me. Like cmon you’re literally standing on a fucking toilet in a stall and thought it was a good idea to take a selfie in that?? Okaaayyyyyyy…

Cheating is gae tho

Glow up tip: be asexual. Works for me.

You don't need any. You just need better men.

Fuck that guy!

Babe, you are gorgeous. You are not the problem here. Bring a friend and treat yourself a special coffee or boba tea or something. <3

getting cheated on happens to the best of us :( as a trans woman tho u look stunning and are so goals for me

Holy fuck your dms

If you still do meth, stop that

i’ve been clean for a year :)

Good! I love to hear it!

thank you :)

That style glasses works AWESOME on you. Honestly without sounding like a simp. You're exactly the type I go for. Don't lose hope!

you look so good girly💅🏻

join gym

i need to cop those glasses, where are they from

hmmm Take off ur glasses, guaranteed to give you an entire new body

you are perfect the way you are

Plutonium

Take time off the day to do stuff fun and sit down at a quiet place to focus on feeling with the emotions, works pretty well

as someone who is going through a breakup, dont focus on making them jealous through your self, the point is to cope and let go, to put it bluntly... you dont need one, one day you will realize you are good just the way you are, the important thing is being good for yourself. Its a rough journey... but in time it heals.

i'm a beauty advisor at sephora so i'll give you some real tips! makeup that really suits your face is the key to a glow up. first, your eyeliner is way too harsh for your face, i'd even say it makes your eyes look smaller. it might just be your glasses tho. My tip that i tell everyone (especially ppl with blue eyes or lighter hair) is to get a brown eyeliner. Brown is much less harsh in the daytime. Also i totally understand it's a stylistic choice, but you can still do fun eyeliner without making it look chunky (i double wing mine!) instead of chunky eyeliner, do fun eyeshadow! you have a lot of lid space and as an eyeshadow girlie i'm jealous!! ppl are so afraid of eyeshadow it seems and to me it's the most fun part of makeup. Second, you would look lovely with a good blush! your skin looks pretty nice in the photos so a pop of blush would be 🤌i hear elf just duped the rare beauty ones. but all this is just for YOU not anyone else. you don't have to prove anything to anyone. makeup is your time to spend with yourself to appreciate your features and be at peace.

As ironic as this sounds, don't get advice from social media. A huge portion of people on social media are toxic— they made bad decisions, and they want to drag you down with them. It's part of why we're dealing with the endemic issue of "Yasslighting." Break clean from your partner, take time to heal. Avoid hooking up, or moving on too fast. Find a new hobby, learn a skill, eat well, and work out. Spend time in nature. If you're a person of faith, strengthen your faith. This issue has broken your heart, but you don't have to let it break your mind, your body or your soul. Come out of this a stronger, more confident person— and the best to come will be right around the corner.

No glowup needed you pretty as fuck

Don't worry about what's happened. Push forward and shed the weight of your doubts.

Usually people get a haircut when they get broken up with, but you got cheated on, which is ur ex’s fault, there’s no good reason to justify cheating. Getcha nails did

Cheaters cheat simply cause they can or trying to fill the void, it has everything to do with them not you as you are already so pretty <3 For glow up start with exercise, eating healthy, and working on your inner self. Get better at dressing up and makeup find out what style suits you

you got cheated on because the person u were with was an immature idiot. there is nothing wrong with ur appearance, u need to find someone who appreciates you fully

You don't need a glow up you look great his lost 💯

Fuck that person. Ur beautiful

Why did bro cheat on you like tbh you not half bad like what.??????

Shocking idea here: you weren’t cheated on because you’re ugly, you were cheated on because they’re ugly.

Dont glow up

Hey guys is it a bad time to shoot my shot

I'd say you look quite pretty already, no need to force yourself to change if you feel like you need to due to the breakup. Though if you truly wanna change your appearance, try with whatever vibes most with you :D

Hit the gym, make that ass fat

Sleep with his best friend