stranger danger

C'mon, you accept cookies from the internet all time

r/technicallythetruth

Hehehehe I'm gonna eat you like the witch from that one tale hehehehe

Hansel and Gretel is propaganda

Yes

I'd love one! 🍪

Sure! Take as many as you want! :3

*takes all that's left* YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME, MOA HAHAHA *dies of suger overload*

Steals 🍪 From dead man

*zooms by on a motorcycle, yoinking the plate of cookies out of your arms* MINE

*you drive over a spike strip, and get shot in the head* I will be taking these, and I see you over there in that bush. Don't even try it. *Takes a bite*. *Dies because of food poisoning*

Grabs cookies again and puts into high security vault in a casino my name is benidict

*Minecraft\_eating\_sound\_efect.mp3* Delightful, thx

Of course 🙇

Yummm! Thxxx

No problem! :3

🍪 thanks!

*nom nom nom*

No problem! :3

I’ll take the plate

Sure haha

Greedy fuck

I love you

Uh that's a bit straight forward stranger

In my defense, those look really good

Can I get a batch to suppress my depression and thoughts of death?

Sure

Yay! Cookies! Home made cookies are the best

Yuss

Is there enough for me 🥺

Of course! :3

Let's goooooo!

Pardner there are only enough cookies for one of us….

Too late... I already had my share

I’m resorting to violence

🫳🍪

nom nom nom 😋

🍪 :>

Yay! Thank you kind human!

ooh thanks

The screen is on the way... Nnnnhhh.... I CAN'T REACH THEM!!!

You can do it!

Instructions unclear, I just fisted my monitor.

NOOO!! THE SCREEN IS STILL ON THE WAYYY!!!! 😭😭😭

Danke Kamerad! *proceeds to eat every single one due to my medic main agression*

As a medic main I second this! *immediately punches the cookies out of you* DANKE- nom nom DUMMKOPFFFnomnom.

COOKI

ill be taking two

Sure!

Aw they're all gone 😢

I can always make more!

Yayy!!!

Make pancakes next time ples Pancake approved :)

Why don’t mind if I do

Tasty, thank you kind stranger!

Mmm 😋

Sure, what's would gone wrong? \* secretly giving it to scientifics for they can identify if it's poisoned or no \*

*eats plate* Could go well with a bit more *salt*

I would eat, but I can't :(

*takes one*, thank you my friend

Those look really good, well done

I'll share my cookie with my cat

🍪 people say stranger danger but whose giving out free drugs in cookies?

Fr em drugs are expensive

🍪 🍽️ 😌 Thanks!

I can't eat anything rn but I'll save it for later 🍪

Steals 🍪 

NO 😦

Muhahahahahaha

I NEED THAT COOKIE 😠

I have looked in a safe in a casino you have to get past my cages elevator with voice and fingerprint identification go down the elevator with is filled with motion sensors after that kill 2 guards with uzis and the most secure vault in the world (referring to oceans 11 for the people who are confused)

*sticks a claymore on to a cookie*

Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 Takes one 🍪 

I could use one cookie with my lunch. 🍪

Nope mine steals 🍪 

At least they didn't turn out like mine lol https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1bognpq/bro_i_am_never_going_to_make_cookies_in_my_whole/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Thanks bae 🙏🏼

Thanks! *bites into screen*

meh

i made mine from scratch take that and i put m&ms in them creaming could have been longer

O that's super cool! And it seems like you worked hard on it so I'm proud of ya!

thanks😁

i’m good😭

Those look kidna shite or fucking incredible I can’t tell

My father used to be baker and he said they're good but I can't judge 🤷🏻‍♂️

Lol ok then mate

Cheers bruv 🍪

They look like raisin cookies I'm good no ty 😀

They're actually chocolate chip, but understandable, have a nice day

Thank you good sir (drugs are too expensive to put in cookies and give to strangers)

(fr I ain't giving perfectly good drugs to strangers, mine)

Are there any left?

Course!

They look delicious but no , thank you, i feel uncomfortable taking food from anyone , and i never say yes when someone wants to share something

Aw it's alright! As long as you're comfortable I'm happy

Made my day 😊.

I'm glad I was able to make ya feel better!

*twinkles fingers, don't mind if I do

Ill take your entire stock

Dumb screen is in the way TwT

Mi amigo, ed Ramadan! I’m so hungry and this shii pops up lol

I'm so sorry, you can do it!

Thanks lol, I just wanted to give you a hard time lol. Not actually mad. But we got less than a week!

Oo I'm proud of you! I hope you have a great rest of your Ramadan and uh in Germany it's called sugar fest I dunno what it's called for you, but I hope you enjoy it! <3

Thank you so much dude! It’s always great meeting normal folks on Reddit

Of course! I love learning about other people's religions even if I'm atheist myself, I don't know much about Islam, but may Allah bless you (I hope that's right-)

Doesn’t matter if it’s right as long as you mean well lol, but yeah, it’s right 👍

is that finally my cookies that the websites said for me to agree?

Yes sir

yay

🍪*nom*

Thanks, they laced?

Nope I don't share my drugs

Thanks buddy

thank you kind stranger

my fat man instincts are kicking in

No.

*Eats one* I hope you didn’t forget to add cyanide

Who knows

Nice job :)

I’ll take one and add mayo to it.

Sure!

*takes a bit* Mmmm 😋 *Starts to choking*

MUHAHAHAHAHA MY PLAN WORKED >:3

No! *Choking* I'm too young! *Choking*

Hehe enjoy your last meal!! >:3

*takes out my death note and pen* I will take you with me!

*gasp* YOU WOULDN'T

*writes down: l3m0n_b0yyy* *laugh's psychotic*

HA IM TWO STEPS AHEAD OF YOU THATS A FAKE NAME I USE SO I CANT BE KILLED

HA IM THREE STEPS AHEAD OF YOU! THAT'S THE FAKE DEATH NOTE! *takes out the real death note* YOU DIDN'T KNEW I HAVE SHINIGAMI EYES!

*GASP* HA IM ACTUALLY FOUR STEPS AHEAD OF YOU I ALREADY WROTE YOU IN MY DEATH NOTE

thanks

Aww thanks! I was actually really hungry so that helped a lot! :)

Wait there’s none left for me 😣

I can bake more

Am I late to the party :(

Nope! Take some!

Icl they look ass

yoooo i baked chocolate chip cookies last night :O

MM MM MMMMMMM THE FLAVORS ARE MELTING ON MY TONGUE

*clicks the cookie

Thank u kind sir

Can i have the recipe

Ooo thank you, i made pastries earlier and you can have one too!!

I'm trying, it's not working

THEY TASTE AMAZING, thanks

🍪🍪

*grabs*

*takes them all*

There aren't enough for all of us, we must fight to the death

Yessir

Imma take two 😈

They look delicious!

Aight who’s grandma is making us all some cookies because I wish to give my compliments to the chef

They are my first try at cookies 😔

Nah they look amazing dude you make cookies like a grandma would do and grandma cookies are 10/10 best cookies ever

No

\*eats and despawns\*

no j won't take one, I'll take all of them nyehehehehhehe :3c

😋 I’ll take one as long as they’re safe!

Drugs are too expensive to put in em

😂 ok then

NO, I HATE BISCUITS

Thank you I feel honored

*eats the table* yummy! Thanks!

Yay thanks 💪🐸👍

those look yummyyyy!!