It reminds me of a certain anime....

I'll take a potato chip AND EAT IT

*overly dramatic music playing*

*munch munch*

\*maniacal laughter\*

I'll take my history and DELETE IT !

*EPIC MUSIC PLAYS*

I ain't letting pikachu be the end of me.

Vaporeon

Would be perfect if it was a death note

Oh no

I think... You have a dirty mind.

Hey guys, did you know..

>! Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. !<

Damn you and your stupid copypasta...

SILENCE.

That vaporeon is ....

# SILENCE.

That Flareon is the best eeveeloution bc of the heat it gives off? Makes a great buddy to give plenty of hugs!

Don’t do it joker it’s an animal

Did you know?

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and pokemon companionship, vaporeon is objectively the best hugger? Due to their average height of 3'03", they are small enough to bring everywhere but large enough to give a good hug. Also, considering that they are in the field egg group, they are mammals, meaning that they produce heat, making for a warm hug. Aswell they have a water like body structure leading to them conforming to your body shape, giving a stronger hug. Finally, they have incredible base stats and the option to learn moves like acid armor, meaning you can squeeze them to your hearts content. Vaporeon was built to give hugs. :)

yes, yes I did know

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

YES WE ALL KNOW PLEASE STOP I'M BEGGING YOU

Damn your copypasta pasting.

Wanna know a fun fact about vaporeon?

no

Blue eyes white dragon

Wrong universe bro

He a little confused but he got the spirit

Omg Pikachu?? 😍

Reshiram?

Scizor 💯

Lopunny 🙏

NO JOKERRR

“BATMAN, THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!”

bbc

Bro british broadcastinc corporation is not a pokemon

vaporeon cus >!magic the noah told me to. filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text filler text!<

fuck reddit how tf do i do a spoiler now

>!like this!<

>!i know reddit doesnt let me until i edit my comment!<

>!like this!< >!fuck you!<

Mudkip just cuz it’s cute

💖 Dragonite 💖

Gardevoir!

Genesect

Yoshi

vaporeon. >!Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more!<

Bros making a list

And checking it twice

Bros gonna make sure you're naughty or nice

He's coming to town

He sees you when you’re sleeping..

He knows when your awake

He knows if you've been bad or good

so be good for goodness sake

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Niggachu

The 5th time (I think) that reddit has made me spit out my choccy milk

Mimikyu <3

Aegislash

Quagsire

Charizard

Evee

Stunfisk

Mudkip, hisuan zorua or shiny Nidoking

Fue coco and skeledirge (we don't talk about the middle evelutian)then scraggy and scrafty

Mr mime

Zoruark

Fuecoco

I ain't into Pokémon, but I always loved Lucario

Blastoise

Mimicu

Eevee

Noivern

Eevee

Mewtwo

Zekrom

Umbreon

Eevee

Eevee

Mewtwo

eevee

Eevee

FLAREON

I have finally found one of my people

Nihilego or Ceruledge

Oddly , Duraludon !!!

Mimikyu

BULBASAURR

Psyduck or whatever the dumb fat fuck's name is

Charmander

Charzard

Charizard X if you consider it

Sylveon for no particular reason Don't look at my profile picture

Mimikyu

Mimikyu

Pidove

Umbreon

Squirtle

Grimmsnarl, good luck

Mimikyu

Ultra Necrozma

Wurmple/mudkip

Mimikyu

Mewtho

Umbreon

Sylveon

Eevee 100%

Charizard

Charizard

Snom

Tyrantrum

sceptile

Nidoking

Zapdos

gengar

It's a Trap! Don't tell them! They is Kira!

Rotom

Lickitung

That one with the ability to do that special thing

Gible

Pikachu😏

ElmeriThePig

Where’s the proof??????

MANAPHY

Greninja

scyther

Falinks

Pi-ka-chu

Scorbunny my new favorite

Why would i want you to write down my username 

togepi

If someone doesn't have any.....then

Lucario

Garchomp. Thank you

golurk

Electroshard

Reshiram

Leafeon (or breloom), grass types 4eva

Rowlet

Deoxys

BELDUM!!!

Noivern!

R u like a 9year old

Rayquaza

Cinderace hate me all you want but it looks cool

take a guess

Magikarp

Evee my favourite eveelution is Leafeon

Torracat

Luxray!!

Jigglypuff

Archer queen

Staraptor

Salamence

litwick

Oddish

Alcremie or Blacephalon

Scyther

Dedenne, and I'm not afraid to say it.

Pikachu

Pikachu supremacy

Electrike

Sceptile

It was armaldo but now i think its shuckle

Either archen or sylveon (goofy birb or cutest thing alive)

Altaria because friend shape

sigilyph

Lugia is so cool!

INCINEROAR!!!🔥🔥🐯🐯🔥🐯🐯🔥🔥🐯🔥🐯🔥🐯🔥🔥🐯🐯🔥🔥

Pikachu

Victini or rauquazza

RAYQUAZA 🔥🔥🐍🐍☄️☄️

Magikarp

Shiny mega scizor

Umbreon

Sylveon!!

dragonite

Shiny mega rayquaza

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

I know this is average or boring, but Pikachu or grininja

oshawott

Gengar

WAILORD

Quaxly 🎀

Milotic

Haxorus

let me see the front of the book first.

Before I will tell you, is it deathnote?

I don’t remember his name. The blue fat one

Snorlax?

Raboot!

Cinccino