i just want to cuddle with someone ☹

i was like this brotha, you will find someone

Facts

real

Same.

What men are really looking for is... ATLANTIS AN ANCIENT CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE THOUGHT TO BE LOST AT SEA BY POSEIDON

COME ABOARD, AND BRIING ALOOOONG!

I first read it as AND BRING ARLONG💀

SPOILERS FOR THE BEGINNING OF ONE PIECE: >!bro arlong is waaaay dead lol!<

\>! Hehe \!< Is how you do spoiler It was never explicitly stated, but we can assume it's true

ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS

I think it's "I left everything in one piece"

Can confirm that’s what we want

Peak

I want a girl that I can say “Keep a weather eye on the horizon” to

All I want is to be happy😭😭😭

I would rather cuddle than smash also IM MONEY D LUFFY AND IM GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES anyways what arch r u guys on 

I just wanna be Dovahkiin. I have no time for females, Nirn is under threat! For Tamriel! (Exept the Thalmor)

i just want a cool car and some food

No I want lego

The clitoris, but they think it may be a myth

No one ever mentions where it is, so it’s gotta be a myth 

I just want to be happy. And watch politicians burn alive, hear their screams, watch their suffering...

Amen

Sex is better

no

Yes

5 seconds of pleasure just to be hit by shame and disappointment and do it all over again? I’d rather find the lost city of gold than want to experience that shit again

It's not 5 seconds for me

however many minutes you want to say, it’s not worth it

Says the 13 year old, you've never even had sex.

Says you who can't when something's a joke

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