WOOSH!!!!!!!
haha I said WOOSH and REDDIT hahaha it’s realy funny because XD the woosh means that the joke went WOOSHH over your head XD XD lololol ahahaha and reddit is this really cool website LOL where i like to talk with fellow EPIC LE REDDITORS and we aAre all SUPER COOL LOL! XD and this is funny because XD on THIS REALLY EPIC WEBSSDITE LMAOO ROFLMAO XD there is this subREDDIT(a part of reddit in case u need explain because ur dumb haha XDDD) and on this subredddtt LOLMAOROFLXDDD LOLOLOLLLLLL XD we make fun of silly billys (XD) who dont understand a joke (HAHAAXDXCCC) they are SOOOOO SILLY AHAHAHA XDDDD andso now im(me)]myself] am going to post your SILLY COMMENT there AHAHAHA and me and the fellow BOYZZZZ(we hang out sometimes and even erp in pms sometimes everyone is so nice and cool on redddit!!) we are WAYYY DMARTER THAN U LMAOOOHAHAHA so Now XD we will make fun of you on XCXCXC This really epic website!!! get OWNEDD DUMMY i bet you are so ANGRY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD that you are going to get BERATED AHAHAHA ONLINE ON THIS EPIIIC EEBSITE AHAHAH LOSER!! see you around, you big JIMBO!! (Inside joke XD won’t understand cuz ur dumB U probably don’t even drink soylent SUCKER AHAHA) XDDDDDD LMAO HAHA XDXDXCCXCCDDDD JUDT REMEMBER - U R SOOOO CRINGE XD LMAO XDDFDD BAI!!! XD
For those of you wondering why this is,its because when lying down,you squeeze your prostate a bit,its also why you feel more pleasure when you close your legs,you're squeezing it.When you stand tho,you're basically applying no pressure to it.
yeah I noticed, it's easier when you're laying, and the more your position approaches standing up the harder it is and the weaker your legs feel afterwards
When you are standing, there is a relatively lower blood pressure in your body
Why?
Well when you are standing you are upright more blood tends to flow through your lower extremities (legs) and therefore less blood flows into your penis (relatively) and its harder to nut
It’s cuz of blood circulation. The blood has to come to the penis to make it erect. So when you’re standing blood is going to the legs as well as the dixk. So when you bust it’s harder and longer cuz more energy is needed for the circulation to focus there.
tbh yes it does
Holy shit that was a quick answer lol
not as quick as when im laying down
OP should've seen this response cause it was flying so fast
FINISH IT ALREADY
No, let it build up
Yea it does. No clue why. Sitting or lying down is way easier.
Your body is tense while standing up but if you lay down blood flow can just go to the head.
Fair.
Holy shit ima try it
yes it does and it feels better too
how do you keep standing when you burst cause I def can't 💀
just bend ur knees or smth
Almost like you're doing a Dio pose
Knee buckling ahh 😭😭
For me, i always gotta flex my calves, whether I am laying or standing. What abt you guys?
Yeah, me too. Sometimes I get awful cramps, man
Bro ikr. It’s horrible.
exactly what i do man, if im trying to last longer i just relax
Legit
It does take longer and it makes me dizzy for a little bit after and I finish faster when I lay down (depends on the intensity or if I'm edging)
Microsoft Edging?
*insert that one microsoft tweet about showing them how we edge*
i think maybe when you're up, your skin is fully stretched and not very loose for enough stimulation 🤔
Nah,its bc when u lie down you squeeze your prostate,but when you stand you dont.
What about when you sit ?
No,idk how it works,but it only really happens when you're lying horizontally.
Yeah, and I would kind of like for some one to explain why.
It's because when you lie down you're kinda squeezing your prostate,but when you stand you're not,so it takes longer.
Blood needs to go to your legs and dick at the same time
not a guy, but this is interesting ig
Have you never heard of this??
I'm literally homeschooled I don't talk to guys all that much 😭
I'm NOT homeschooled and I barely talk to girls Edit: for clarity I'm going to normal school
I am regular schooled but no one talks to me :(
That's what I'm saying
I guess that makes the two of us
Here here. I don’t pull..
i am also regular schooled and my urge to be gay is enormus since my class is all males small problem, they're homofobic
In my school, gay guys are isolated and bullied while lesbian gals are like some of the most popular kids
*society*
Atleast we can kind of be ourselves online 🫠
why is everyone homeschooled bro😭😭 (i'm not btw)
I'm not either just the other person
Amen
Makes sense lol
Yeah it does, and feels way better too, I just figured that out like, 20 min ago cause im lazy so I always do it lying down lol
Hold on let me test
Yes it does take longer. Although I'm pretty fast
9 minutes? Rookie numbers. I can do 1.
Damm you win
Bro that's not a flex. This means you don't last long in bed.
WOOSH!!!!!!! haha I said WOOSH and REDDIT hahaha it’s realy funny because XD the woosh means that the joke went WOOSHH over your head XD XD lololol ahahaha and reddit is this really cool website LOL where i like to talk with fellow EPIC LE REDDITORS and we aAre all SUPER COOL LOL! XD and this is funny because XD on THIS REALLY EPIC WEBSSDITE LMAOO ROFLMAO XD there is this subREDDIT(a part of reddit in case u need explain because ur dumb haha XDDD) and on this subredddtt LOLMAOROFLXDDD LOLOLOLLLLLL XD we make fun of silly billys (XD) who dont understand a joke (HAHAAXDXCCC) they are SOOOOO SILLY AHAHAHA XDDDD andso now im(me)]myself] am going to post your SILLY COMMENT there AHAHAHA and me and the fellow BOYZZZZ(we hang out sometimes and even erp in pms sometimes everyone is so nice and cool on redddit!!) we are WAYYY DMARTER THAN U LMAOOOHAHAHA so Now XD we will make fun of you on XCXCXC This really epic website!!! get OWNEDD DUMMY i bet you are so ANGRY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD that you are going to get BERATED AHAHAHA ONLINE ON THIS EPIIIC EEBSITE AHAHAH LOSER!! see you around, you big JIMBO!! (Inside joke XD won’t understand cuz ur dumB U probably don’t even drink soylent SUCKER AHAHA) XDDDDDD LMAO HAHA XDXDXCCXCCDDDD JUDT REMEMBER - U R SOOOO CRINGE XD LMAO XDDFDD BAI!!! XD
Yup
It hurts
Yeah
For those of you wondering why this is,its because when lying down,you squeeze your prostate a bit,its also why you feel more pleasure when you close your legs,you're squeezing it.When you stand tho,you're basically applying no pressure to it.
Honestly, I'm a virgin so I don't know.
Not even about virginity but even masturbation
i find it difficult to imagine how he pictured that in his head
Oh, in that case I still don't know.
Yeah
Yep. But also its prefered personaly
Yea
it’s awkward doing it while standing
Yeah, I think it’s the blood flow or something
never tried it dawg
Never tried it standing up
Yeah,but it's kind of awkward to sit in the shower
it does for me, But when I fantasize well enough I sometimes bust faster when I'm standing than when I'm sitting
what was the questionjj
Yep
per ch ance
The only time I did bust standing up took me about a minute, otherwise it takes me 2 minimum if I'm trying.
it does, but it feels equally elating
my classmates told me if you do it that way, your height increased (not of dick, overall)
Ngl it does
It takes less time for me when doing so, so idk
I had a friend who always used to do standing up and apparently he didn't know that it was easier sitting down
Thought it was just me.
You guys have far too much experience standing up tbh
Yea it’s weird
boy kisser
It does. Weird, and doesn't feel as good.
I'm still doing it while lying on bed or on my chair, nothing better than taking a nap
I stand most of the time Might wanna switch it up soon…
Idk never tried
Bro what
Yeah, It's kinda the same thing that you do when you're tryna get rid of a boner, flexing your thighs
Idfk
Yeah. It's more comfortable to do it laying down so it makes sense.
wtf I don’t want to be thinking about that rn
yeah I noticed, it's easier when you're laying, and the more your position approaches standing up the harder it is and the weaker your legs feel afterwards
Tried it a few times and it took a while
yes
yes
Yes
Yes it is true
Ham
Masturbating yes Fuck not mentionable
When you are standing, there is a relatively lower blood pressure in your body Why? Well when you are standing you are upright more blood tends to flow through your lower extremities (legs) and therefore less blood flows into your penis (relatively) and its harder to nut
I tested that theory a few months ago and like 3 days ago, absolutely it does
For me its literally impossible, i always have to do it laying down or sitting
yea i stand up often when trying to edge
Yep
It’s cuz of blood circulation. The blood has to come to the penis to make it erect. So when you’re standing blood is going to the legs as well as the dixk. So when you bust it’s harder and longer cuz more energy is needed for the circulation to focus there.
This blew up more than I thought it would
how in the fuck did you reach this conclusion
this is peek r/teenagers right here
Yes 100% it does
It only works when I’m laying down
Bruh chill u just 16
Yep , prostate + blood flow
lemem test
It’s been 31 minutes you good 💀
ye it took longer
Yep
I would say yes cus u gotta focus more on standing then jacking it
Well on your own it does, i think what it is is you have more muscular control standing up which can translate into more resistance busting
yes
Yes, when I’m in shower it never comes.
Thought it was only me😶🌫️ (same)
I cannot bust a nut unless I wiggle my [PINGAS] around I masturbate easier by wiggling it on bed
Thing is, it’s either speed or feel Laying down its quick and not as good Standing it takes longer but feels better
You'll always bust easier when in a comfortable position
i wouldnt know
I don't find any difference
Yes.
Don't ask me, ive never busted in my life
it does take longer
It does🥰
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At school is crazy😭
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Nah bro wtf 😬