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I didn’t kms yet

let me join your club. we're surviving

And that’s enough for rn😭😭

Stay strong ✊

i have not sh!tted for the past 9 hours or so! (ygs don’t need to worry abt my health ok im fine) edit: alright goiys im sad to announce that i no longer have the right to claim this achievement 😢

You were on the toilet, right?

yes i did not sht on the floor and specifically waited till after bc it’s weird to type this on the toilet 

Good

Save a friend from suicide

Nice pfp

Thank u )

Lljw 

I had been going to a community college in Washington since I was 14, recently graduated with an AA in psych, and now in the fall I'm going to the University of Washington at 16. I'm kinda proud of that

Lil bro is young sheldon

Nah Sheldon's got that spectrum-coded white privilege ass, not that there's anything wrong with that 

Just kind of proud??

Well most teens in Washington can do it so 

Seems like Washington state is where every Asian parent will send their children to /j (in all seriousness tho, not many people are at pre-U level at the age of 16 even less attending one of the top universities, so great job on your part 👏)

I'm not sure about that but thank you. Also as an asian, I can confirm that parents should and do send their children here

That's an amazing achievement! Im proud of you 🤩

THANK YOU 

Wha- that’s insane! Good for you! You should be proud!

Thank you 

You should be, good job 😊

Yayay thank you, i like boosting my ego

Played the solo that started my marching band's show last year.

made a boy nut js by kissing him 🧜‍♀️

"It was me Barry! I jerked you off at super sonic speed to make it seem like you nutted at just a woman touch!"

If that's not a joke, that's incredibly impressive and very worrying 

im 100% being frl n i almost gave him a handjob but he said no since he had already nutted

That's honestly so funny.

That's a level of power no one should be able to possess

thats how u make them obsessed

bruh

That’s understandable if it was his first time. I’m sure being that nervous/excited can do some things. That said, it is pretty fucking hilarious and ridiculous at the same time

he was older than me and had kissed other girls before so idrk maybe its cs i had asked to get on top of him and he got overwhelmed

Successfully got 100 in math for my final grade this year WOOHOO!!

Glad to see someone did good 😭 I got a 68😭😭😭

Keep it up I’m sure lots of people got worst than you homie 😭🙌🏼

I got lucky my teacher passed me for the year because there's others in my class that have been in the same math class for 3 years 💀 so I must have done something right

Oh woah 💀

I got a 74 😬 One of my friends got 60 1/2 💀

Omg 💀

Not died yet I guess

Preserved my scholarship for another semester

Survived four years of horrible depression. I’m finally getting better

congrats on it improving

Thank you!

No problem buddy

Good to hear

Indeed :)

Imma be honest i've got nothing

Vibes

I have overcome my social anxiety and now I have a large friend circle and achieved all the "cool" things younger me wanted to do as a teenager (join a rock band and play guitar, and learn to ride a skateboard)

Being a 69 god

I've always been there for those around me and I'm always ready to emotionally support someone or just hold their hand if they need

ew ur pfp

Cry about it ✨

girl all i said was ew theres absolutely nothing to cry about, you obviously feel antagonized by my statement. you’re pfp portrays two disgusting characters who were only made for “shock value” which turned out to be a lame excuse for dark humor or wtv, essentially you should go learn a better comeback and get a fucking job u poser.

least obvious ragebait

pee pee poo poo

You know, it's kind of late in the day, and looking at my life so far there have been a few small things, but nothing I'm truly proud of. I guess my lexile score from the star reading test in 6th grade was 1640. And I did a crimpy overhung 5.10 on my second go at it (top rope indoor)

Absolutely I'm proud of myself! I have spent the past 3-4 months working out and now I can say that I have lost 30 pounds (225-195) and now I can look in the mirror and not disgusted and now I'm flirting to the girl I've been crushing on since I was 12

Sick bro congrats, I’m at 220 atm and wanna get down to 185, can I DM you to ask abt ur split?

Never eaten Taco Bell

Cross country and track. It’s really built me up and it’s taught me that if I want to do something, so long as I put in the hard work, I can do it. I recommend track.

I was going to say your mother, but I will say the fact I have written a book at 13 It took me ~6 months of 3 hours work every day but I did it and I am proud

I'm honestly more impressed by you having done my mother. She was cremated. Before you were even born.

I got the early bird special Also, I am sorry for your loss

havent gotten depressed yet. or maybe im just depressed all the time or something

Is someone on ask Reddit by chance

I have a super high PreACT score with an estimate to be in the Platinum range, which means at the end of my freshman year (last year) I was receiving emails from Ivy-league schools (including West Point)

FENT

I've written 350k words of stuff in multiple writing projects more than 15x the amount an average person's vocabulary of 20k words

Hit 245lbs on bench press

I've survived a fire and almost drowning

After getting heartbroken, I turned my life around to become the ultimate academic weapon 💪

Graduated high school

Even though my life sucked for years, with my mom having a super abusive bf, her falling into alcoholism and abusing me, and dealing with being trans; I haven't given up. Rather, I decided to go to therapy, work out my trauma, become a better person, begin transitioning and get to a point in my life where I'm the happiest I've been since before my dad died. And that now I'm the person who my friends can go to to get help and advice.

Benched 175lbs 🫶🏽

Helped a random woman who was being treated bad by her boyfriend by comforting her and informing her of a hotline for domestic violence/abuse , that day I was a bit of a hero or at least a good person On a more unserious note I have a world record on a videogame

Not dating men

I’m slowly recovering from my mental health issues

Absolutely nothing I have no major achievements and am currently struggling in life cuz I don't have the motivation to do anything

Ur mom

I called my mom out on all her shit ahe does. (Lying, manipulates ect.)

I passed all of my classes this year even English

i’m depressed but i can solve a rubix cube in under a minute.

I got to qis walnut room

Fnaf

OP's mom I'm sorry, I saw the opportunity and felt the need to take it 😭

i got in trouble, had my ass pulled out of school, and then cheated through an entire semester of online school. i was losing my shit freakin out about state testing knowing i was gonna fail, but somehow god was on my side and i even scored in the 97th percentile in english (i think that means i scored better than or the same as 97% of students or smth??) i was so shocked in the testing location, i was the last person to leave the whole hotel out of all the students. i had like 4 teachers switching shifts watching me, and i was sure i was gonna fail. but i didnt 🤷🏽‍♀️

I pulled myself out of depression on my own, as my mother didn’t see how badly I actually needed help. I am even prouder now, that I to actually go to see a therapist though:)

I would say I haven’t died… But also I saved my little sister from accidently dying. There was a time where I was sitting in the bedroom, there was my little sister(who was about 4 or 5 at the time, currently 7) in the balcony where my mom hangs the clothes, but she was trying to play with the ropes that hang the clothes and put it around her neck. She accidently tightened it and was choking. I didn’t even notice it because I was wearing earphones. My cousin sister(who was also little, like 8) warned me of what’s going with my sister and I rushed to her quickly. I was shouting for my moms and aunts names while lifting my sister up, attempting to make the ropes less tighter when she’s off the ground and higher instead of on the ground. My mom and aunt never came or responded. They only came after I somehow undid the ropes, my sister was finally free. I’m pretty sure she would have died if I didn’t come from choking.

Probably somethin about what I've learned so far. Or the fact that I got enough self-confidence and determination to start a yt channel and a blog

Did my first art commission I'm actually getting paid decently for. Drew a book cover, and very proud of it.

I beat cuphead at 300%

I have played paini for 4 years now, and I'm quite good.

My drawing skills have improved, I’m much nicer to my little sister, and I found out what I wanna be when I grow up(geologist and musician)

Got out of my constant depression... Well sorta

I used to do boxing often, 15m, and I’ve knocked down a 21 year old man while boxing with him. I miss boxing. I’m goin back tomorrow.

getting into umich and getting off the waitlist on the last day

Successfully stole over 600 euros. (I copped it from my stepdad before yall try and file a police report)

Jerked off in school while the teacher watched me. Clapping emoji chain 👇

👏

?????

cheeks

lemme think

I'm part of the 1000lbs club at 15 and 200lbs

I saved a bird and a colored chick

Defeat my social anxiety. I'm socially awkward tho but whatever

Beat 262 demons in Geometry Dash

Traveling with classmates and a band of chaperones to Europe for about a week and a few days (US person + High School). Really hard to explain but I'm a very introverted person and never liked traveling, not to mention I always travel with family. Really just proud of myself for doing something like that by myself and not really knowing any of the the people on the trip outside of the teacher and a fellow student. Also just want to say it was apart of a AP EURO course I took. Just to make it so it was apart of the school and not like I went solo with random people.

bought alcohol as a minor from a minor

1. I got my first gf a few months ago (we broke up after 3 months lmao) and 2. I was finally able to move on recently

shoplifting!!!11!!

Save a friend from suicide, I think

A game

Got the Police called on me for throwing logs off a 5 story abandoned Building and shouting profanity , i was not even drunk/high

Finally stand up for myself once Surprisingly, I have done it for the first time EVER IN MY LIFE!!! :DD. It's a very big thing for me, as I have very low self esteem and do it to feel validated. It's very recent too, just last month. I only feel validated when I complete a task so I usually take lots of stress, which caused me a lot of health issues and degraded my mental health. But finally with the help of my parents and friends, I stood up to a teacher.

Absolutely nothing, there’s plenty of stuff I want to do but I’m not disciplined enough to do any of it

Not jacked off for 2 hours

Invent time travel :3

have 10/10 days on reddit by today

Stopped sh

There's no way no one here said "Your mom"

Change to the right path, the path of god

Cheif hella weed

Being a boy scout and cleaning ditches every few months or so!

Managed to survive my parents having sex next to me while we were laying in the same bed at 13 when they thought I was asleep.( I'm 99% sure some of my dad's cum got on the blanket I was using to cover myself)

Speak infront of a crowd, i was never able to do tht :)

I never watched porn or jerked off

I have achieved nothing in life that I am proud of