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AccidentNeces

Ikr, I'm 36,6°C after all


still-working-it-out

Im 40°C please i need help


fascistforlife

Holy shit, you ok? Are you a nuclear reactor by any chance?


still-working-it-out

Ohh yeah i forgot to mention that. I am a nuclear reactor :3


fascistforlife

Is your hometown maybe called prypjat?


vpizdek13

Nope you are a Grzejnik ceramiczny CFH1801E


HarryCooky

put that on Sergei Bunyachenko


Rudy_Mordulec_

Literalnie bracie


LittlePiggy20

Really *nuclear reactor*? I’ll let you know that those machines contain so much power they reach 650 DEGREES, WITH COOLING. I mean, 40 isn’t even close! So like the hotness a nuclear reactor has, you wouldn’t even stand a chance. You are NOT DATING A REACTOR.


still-working-it-out

Way to crush my hopes and dreams 😞


Dagwood-DM

That's freezing cold for a nuclear reactor. Nuclear reactors operate at 400C - 900C


still-working-it-out

Yeah im sorry im not too good at being a nuclear reactor 😞


NewbieDuckNotSoPro

don't lose hope buddy. You WILL be a good nuclear reactor.Believe in yourself.


still-working-it-out

Thanks babe ❤️


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

That's a weird motivational phrase


RealLoin

No, that's a really cool one. I LOVE REDDIT!


CuttlefishDictator

Hey it's okay. You could be a cold fusion nuclear reactor!!


niilotonttu

Why are nuclear reactors so fucking hot


OrionTheDragon

nuclear reactors are a lot hotter than 40 c...


fascistforlife

No shit, you also forgot the ° behind c


OrionTheDragon

couldn't find it on my keyboard lol.


HaHaLaughNowPls

temperature isn't measured in speed of lights silly


Aryanxshub

Pathetic. My avg temp in india is like 46-50°C


_--_-_-----_-_

im 48 degrees celsius help


Imtolazytopost

 Only 40°C? Rookie numbers I am at 40.00000000000000001°C 😎😎


still-working-it-out

HOLY SHIT YOUR SO HOT 😍


Careful_Party7336

How are you alive


NerY_05

Damn this dude is in perfect health 🤜🤛


Yoo0shie

How many ‘mericas could fit in that?


virajvidyuth

Cuz they live inside microwave


NastyyVulture

Yed! I do lived indide microwave!


Cool-Cat-1763

Yed


cosmicitycat

A microwave isn’t exactly hot inside. It heats things up through “microwaves”, making the hydrogen atoms wiggle, which then heats the product up (movement is energy). Inside the microwave itself, though, it won’t feel hot. End of rant (I don’t live in a microwave I promise)


Jonte7

Not only hydrogen, but the other elements as well. (I may or may not live in a microwave)


One-Stand-5536

Sounds like something someone who lives in a microwave would say


INSANAB07

Umm... What are girls?


jurmo_P

r/girlsdontexist


geohubblez18

r/girlsarentreal


jurmo_P

r/rentAgirlfriend people renting ghosts here


geohubblez18

tf is that sub


Daegon48

i think its a sub for the anime


SorryNotAvaiIable

Rent-A-Girlfriend fans don't understand how you don't know that's a sub for the _*anime*_


jurmo_P

r/rentaghost


fallufingmods

Did you just make that sub


jurmo_P

Maybe


Fever420

Basically the people that don't have a penis


godspeed910

Fiction


SheriffGamer332

friction


I_Am_Coca_Cola_Man

Fraction


Lower_Cellist_1138

Faction


Desperate-Industry66

Happy cock day


Lower_Cellist_1138

You're welcome


narezkiHerza

fluctuation(happy cake day)


knk7876

Firmament


Hgamer114

Factor


yours_wisely

And have milking b00bs. (Men also have b00bs but no milk)


TimelyTelephone3158

It's summer. duh


Old_Ad6259

I am soooo hot right now, I wish I could be colder.


Bloody-_-King

Cooler


Old_Ad6259

Nah I am already cool enough 😎


Bloody-_-King

Stay cool (⌐▨_▨)


Old_Ad6259

You too, bro, you too.


alitro55

Same 🥵


mars_555639

Howdy


Grunge_rocker_1991

Indeed, my fellow girl liker


Ashkedsom

Fr Why they gotta be all hot and cute 😭🙏


deilphine_0

Me??


Ashkedsom

Yeah you cutie 😉


PeroCide

W rizz


PowerStar350

W rizz


Bored_Zomb

W rizz


RealAdityaYT

bro will graduate with a PhD in Rizzics


Myinsperationleo83

True


Rajdeep_Tour_129

The rizzler is in the comment section 💀 ☑️ /s


Fit_Delay_5153

W Rizz


ilovebushes123

i really wish i was hot


WIDDY_

I am sure you are, don't think you are not


ilovebushes123

come my dms and you can judge


moronic_programmer

Tf are you inviting him for he could be 40 💀


Jonte7

The flair says 16 so it must be 16 right?


UnassembledIkeaTable

Yea, no one ever lies on the Internet.


Jonte7

Why are you not assembled if i may ask?


retrogenesistic

I’m the owner here, I can’t read literally any of the fucking instructions they’re all in Chinese.


ilovebushes123

ive sent to older


moronic_programmer

Maybe YOU are the 40 year old and trying to initiate something by “sending first” 💀 creepy mf


CakeHead-Gaming

What did they think?


ilovebushes123

they said i was cute and pretty :D


ThesoulerBAM

Maybe you aren't a movie star, but don't be hard on yourself just because you aren't a 10/10.


santa_claus_real

It's cold here in the North Pole, you got it lightly.


Monkey250810

You don't have to be "hot" to be loved and cared for


Titanmaster21

True girls are just so fucking cute it just makes me skldjfkwdlejhfjenfjekflkjehfoiidkjfscfiefoi:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3 Edit: THE REPLIES TYYYY :3


Nendriax

Including you :0


The_Constant_Orange

Including you :D


Nikky2008

You too :3


CaptainWulfgar

Because we have good air conditioning and they don't?


Several_Weaknesses

The real question is….why is EVERYONE hot? 😔


wh1teithink

CLIMATE CHANGE


Intrepid-Plantain186

And its summer its bruning hot outside how can anyone not be hot?


kytheon

Oh.. oh you are about to discover what that B stands for. 🌈


sorlab

I'm hotter 😏 ( it's summer and I'm fucking burning )


imrolii

Might be worth investing in a fan or air conditioning unit?


Revali424

Cause i set them on fire


Haywire_Eye

Dammit man leave one for me


Revali424

Dead or alive?


Haywire_Eye

Alive! What, you think I’m one of *those* freaks?


RealLoin

Well, who knows... There are *too* much freaks now...


YourSmartRedditor

True! To be honest, I would say that beauty standards are set much higher for women than for men.


Stalker203X

Let's be honest, they're set too high for both.


Old_Ad6259

Agreed. Men just don't talk about it a lot. (Not that I know, tbh. Maybe whenever all the girls leave the room they talk about it🤷🏻‍♀️)


Particular-Let-196

Men nonverbally communicate standards however they’re usually just wear whatever you want without looking gay (if you aren’t gay) and don’t have a weird haircut.


Old_Ad6259

It's not exactly what I meant but this comment made me chuckle so I'll leave it as it is.


STPButterfly

Guys dont tell her about the penis measuring contest


Old_Ad6259

😂


Rajdeep_Tour_129

Legit


FootFetish0-3

Well yeah. Women are expected to be insanely hot to the point that society devalues them as they begin to age and their attractiveness begins to decline naturally and men are expected to perform back-breaking labor and take on tasks that will most surely result in a much earlier death than they might experience otherwise. Neither side has it very good.


Spikebolt_100

Frrr true


First_Inside22

They have CURVES in all the right places


Aggravating-Lie9329

True ,!🙏


aussiechap1

Some guys are hot too. You don't need to be gay to appreciation/admiration good looks/put effort into keeping in shape. I have nothing but respect for people that the put effort in to keep fit.


Ttdlover64

Fr I like a man who takes care of themselves mentally and physically


Solis_CS

"You ever see someone so out of your league it's just depressing?" "I have seen women yes"


PowerStar350

Fr I'm tall and every short girl looks hella cute bro 😭


Laurenz1Xx

Idk, we r born to be haha x


backwoods-character

Cause girls are cute,pretty, awesome and absolutely cool!!😁😁


PirateHefty8341

Because God has a real good sense of humor and he uses the beauty of women to f*** with men


classymelon236

r/technicallythetruth


DepressedTeenGirl16

Lmao not me tho 😎


WIDDY_

You are


littlekandiraver05

i wanna be cute :>


fyhjfjdjdjdjjdjdk

Why do you want something you already have?


littlekandiraver05

awwww <3


JellyBear27

He sent me this and told me that I was cute instead <3


pootpootmcstufin

Real Real Real! 😁


Real_May_Be_Spare

Because girls' body temperature is 36.5 degrees on average.


oodie_365

Tru ima go off topic here for a second both male and female are scared to ask each other out but mostly male from what I know and when us men go to ask them out it's meant frl not a fake relationship 99% of the time and I'd say male get rejected more than females I know it can effect mental health in different ways getting off topic but I think both female and males expect above their personality looks etc why can't it atleast be like the old days where people weren't faking relationships and were actually there for each other


Responsible-Week-284

Im a girl and im Not Hot, checkmate librul


WIDDY_

Not sure about the guy who wants photos but I'm sure u are cute and hot, Believe in yourself


Numerous-Boat-1419

FRRR


Luck612

Fr


Southern-Business-60

Thanks ig? 😅😅


IDKHMLICS13

But we're not?


detroit-doggo0

we always love hot showers so that's why


PigMoney42

True! If I was a girl I’d be lesbian


drspindles

Really? I'm the only cold girl here ig


XvX_k1r1t0_XvX_ki

Because you evolved to perceive them as such. They could look like 40m long worms and you would still see them as hot


Unfair-Farm7352

And some decide to be gay lol


poopshartshitshoot

This one I agree with


Unhappy_man188

I can’t sleep


Ok_Echidna_1951

Real🤭


MakeMinecartFaster

fr


Theredpandafromspace

It's in their nature


Drag0n647

Real


ViatorNL

I KNOW RIIGHTT?? 😭


voiwer_

so real


Interesting_Move_919

Agreed, they're so cute and hot af 😭


Bored_Zomb

Because they just are. Not much else to it really 😅


Glosslip

so true


Rajdeep_Tour_129

Yes, it's true and crystal clear that girls are so effin' hot, but one thing you missed is their cuteness.


F_ashanablejericho

try men


thelonefrog

😯


Sansational-Gamingyt

Girls are cute n all but I’ll never even be able to be in a relationship with one, like is it so hard to get a hug once a week at least :(


DomcziX

Because


Simple-Strength9822

.... Cuz we shed after our periods


SufficientSmile2699

Dm me


KL-13

are we talking about female girls?


Alienprober4ever

You spelled boys wrong pal


No_Stayking

Bcz there is a direct relationship with testosterone and their hole🌚


antonguay2

Maybe cause its summer


Shadow_thehunterGG

W rizz


Busy-Play9497

porque hay mas taboo para la masturbacion, su organo sexual esta mas escondido, pero en si, los dos son igual de calientes.


Jolly_Ad_6094

i could give a rats ass about sexual pleasure; i just want someone to cuddle and snuggle me, whisper sweet affirmations to me, and fall asleep holding me in their arms while dreaming of our future.


adex_19

Because they use fusion for keeping their body heat stable


BruhHuUh

Signs that you're straight


No-Alternative-2382

Be the curves, we also gotta do stuff like shave and put extra care yknow not tryna be egoistic tho just talking generally women


CadmiumC4

I wish I was hot like other girls


WIDDY_

You are, believe in yourself


iu_rob

Cause you are attracted to girls.


Geestenheer

This is the most teenager sounding teenager question I've ever seen.


drspindles

because women


SimikzYT

Gay innit


NamedMason

Global warming.


Scared-Chicken-1451

bc im with the sun rn


Schlieffen_Man

Google biology


Koolaidsais3

Because they are.


BoostedBaller

Puberty is a hell of a drug.


Snaxxamillion07

Help I’m 3°C


Taylorboss2122

I prefer dudes tbh


Delightful_Doom

because you’re a straight guy or lesbian?


ETANISC00L

They have a higher core temperature that’s why


Rayven92

Congratulations on realizing you're not gay. Unless you're a female... then congratulations on realizing you're in fact gay.


SargentSuccess9001

Heat production is a function of metabolism. Most of the heat produced in the body is generated in the liver, brain, heart, and skeletal muscles during exercise. That's why I like them


Maximum_Scale_6100

Because it is summer.


Uvarosade

You're not gay


Fit_Mix7900

As a straight female I love girls


italian_stallion07

because theoretically when women take a shower their finger tips and parts of their body become extra hot because of the lack of muscle and thin tissue 🤓


tonylikesbigoilymen

This guy's asking the real questions


Fine_War9105

If someone is hotter than you, your cooler than them. -thermodynamics


LeatherDiamond3644

dont ask me man i produce hardstyle im lucky im talking to a hot girl 😭 but fr OP is asking a genuine question like a good 85% of rhe girls in my school are stunningly beautiful, almost asked out a junior in my freshman year (before i found out she was a junior, i'd only date someone the next grade level up)


Statisticallythatguy

Take them outta the oven bro 😭


Fimfilis

Man you guys a fucking weird like how does this become to talking about nuclear reactors 🤦‍♂️