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grixx079

U r a homesexual


Th3_W4ndeR3r

IM BI


Skid-and-pump324

I mean that's half gay.


Davidepett

tell me, you want to be corr or ect?


nuclear_spoon

I want to be erect


Lil_Smoke698

💀 take a pill brother


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

Ablue one


Lil_Smoke698

yuppers 🤑🤑🤑


Alternite_universe

Gives ed


MateKjosty

This confused the fuck outta me


Just_Ragnar

nono, it's 100% gay + 100% straight with a bonus 100% mystery juice, 300% sexuality


beanfromthesun

real


-H_-

actually it's more like gay and straight at the same time


ShrekFan093

No no no, he's got a point


KingNarwhalTheFirst

nope, 100% gay 100% straight


Miserable_Hamster497

Or is it 200% gay?


YgemKaaYT

Gay+


MPlayTube

Eh, close enough /s


Zoomer3778

Woman is woman Tree is tree Sex is sex Hole is hole Gay is gay


sublime40oztofreedom

wtf


DaRealEnderguy

Bi yourself


UnderGecko

Yeah. Gay. ^(/ref)


Tankaussie

Still gay half the time


AdBackground4712

LOL then why’re you confused lol


Dull-Drummer-9598

I'm bi too!! What a qawinkydink


JmanOfAmerica

Womp womp


ThicBiscuits

He got a 50%


wiktaz

Being BI is liking both men and women, which is 50% gay. 50 ≈ 100 That means you are around 100% gay.


throwaway19276i

Bi people don't have to like men though


wiktaz

so what can they like then? Being BI is liking both biological genders so there is no way to be BI without liking men


throwaway19276i

Gender isn't biological and that's not the definition of bi, quick google search should clear up your misunderstanding.


wiktaz

even google says that bisexual person is "a person who is sexually or romantically attracted to both men and women, or to more than one sex or gender"


throwaway19276i

*or to more than one sex or gender* Yes, so you don't have to like men to be bi. According to your own definition.


wiktaz

but that means that bisexual person can be attracted to someone who identifies themselves as other gender than the biological one, which, if is attractive to someone, then attracted person is pansexual, not bisexual. it literally makes no sense as definitions deny each other, or one person can be bisexual and pansexual at once. or i'm just too stupid, which also might be the case


throwaway19276i

I don't know what you mean. "biological gender" refers to sex. Gender is not the same as sex. Pansexual is considered a type of bisexuality by a lot of people.


Drutay-

What.


Lil_Smoke698

that's full gay... if you'd do anything romantically/sexually with your same sex, you're gay... regardless of if you're "bi" or "pan" or wtv


lophlover

I am :3


Active_Specialist935

Do you like that


heyiamhal

You're on of them queers? 🤔 Ur girly pop 🤪


PikachuIsSexyEevee

This post made me go he/he


Wild-Fortune9948

U r gay


Big_booty_boy99

The fuck


Mindless-File-9689

THE FUCK IS THAT NAME


Ass_Lover136

Honestly, one of the tamer ones on here


UnderGecko

r/UsernameChecksOut


Ass_Lover136

Not much of a surprise that i, out of all people, would have known lol


f-16_fan

Does mine check out?


UnderGecko

r/suddenlyf16


Snap305

r/foundbig_booty_boy99


BlueCat_72

r/foundsnap305


Snap305

😟


boygenius-fan-1728

r/foundBlueCat_72


The-_Bread

r/foundboygenius-fan-1728


boygenius-fan-1728

r/foundThe-_Bread


snail1132

r/foundboygenius-fan-1728


boygenius-fan-1728

r/okimout


f-16_fan

r/subsifellfor


theSPYDERDUDE

BRO THAT SUB IS A YEAR OLD WHAT THE FUCK


SteveTheNoob1

Can someone explain?


ElectronicNose1097

big booty what ????


ElectronicNose1097

can i have a piece of that big booty


itstoohumidheree

U r gay


Weary857

The fuck


bglbogb

/srs can someone actually try to explain this? no jokes


Davevadasz04

We (or at least in my experience) hate being spammed with short texts. Just write what you want there is no need to blow up my phone with 30 messages just cuz you have a question or something


bglbogb

ah, makes sense. people thinking gay is a curse word Ig?


Davevadasz04

Yeah I guess because girls tend to like getting multiple short messages and the good old girly characteristic + don't agree = gay


Financial_Tonight215

but there are legit and reasons to separate texts instead of making it a huge paragraph. for example, it can be used in the same way ellipses (...) are used, like a sign of pausing between thoughts or for dramatic effect


snail1132

Fun fact: old people "overuse" ellipses bc back in the day, there was limited space on typewriters and shit So instead of wasting space with a line break, they used ellipses That's why they text weird


Hazys

U r gay


GCapucho

The fuck


TheDarkSoulHunter

# Can someone explain? 😭


0xgreenapole

You gay as in homosexual


Stuffiguessistaken

What the fuck


Wizard_john10

IM COMING FOR YOU, BILL WILLIAMSON!


Pure-Professional144

I don't understand


Ifuckinglovedogsbruh

Ur gay


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ConstantSock2488

How do we know you're not lying?


Alex_X-Y

Ur gay


kikibey

close call! they are actually a dinosaur


ConstantSock2488

Almost got it Pansexual


RealLoin

So, ¿té gusta panadería?


RealLoin

I don't understand too, but I'm 100% not gay cuz I'm a girl


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

U like men?


RealLoin

I do. Straight girl


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

Well, there ya go. Liking men is gay, and, as such, ur gay


RealLoin

Actually, I'm a straight gay


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

But ur gay


Ifuckinglovedogsbruh

U r gay


ILovegumybears

I find no enjoyment over short text especially no happiness


Th3_W4ndeR3r

If the texts are extremely short and dry yeah that’s understandable. For me I think they were referring to like sentences instead of a complete paragraph


ILovegumybears

Oh I didn't read that correctly. Yah shor text are good as long as you ain't dry


Radish-TM

whenever i text someone it’s drier than a desert 😭 i really need to get better at it bc im a short texter


qergpoiasffdn

Mf got offended


AnonBoi_404

I do both, does that make me bi?


theSPYDERDUDE

That makes you gay but sometimes not


AnonBoi_404

Described me perfectly, dude


Zankerswho

Y r u gay?


Nika299p

short text


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

U r gay


Nika299p

I didn't know, thank you for reminding me im gay


Quiet-Platypus-9125

Short text


Quiet-Platypus-9125

Manz was trippin


Quiet-Platypus-9125

Ong


Equal_Proof_8796

r/dementia


ConstantSock2488

r/wrongsubrightcontext


Ass_Lover136

Me when i pull up an actual serious dedicated sub in response to a joke


WorriedCraft8755

U r bi


RealAdityaYT

im gay uwu (im not)


Rajdeep_Tour_129

Don't worry, it happens more than often.


Rajdeep_Tour_129

You-are- gay


_jan_epiku_

According to my recent observations it appears that you are, indeed, a homosexual


No-Flow7708

Am I the only one that read this like GLaDOS?


_jan_epiku_

Not how I meant it but it definitely works


SeranaTheAle-coholic

True


Drag0n647

You are gay.


Fair_Attention1638

This is the type of person that loves to mess with you so just ignore them and have a good day


gedsweyevr

IDK but it's true


Scary_Republic3317

U r gay


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

The fuck


Appropriate-Let-283

U r lesbian


ElephantPenis_97

U r gay


swapnilpawar974

Hard to argue with that conclusion.


Ok_Figure_4181

I prefer long text. Short text ends up getting mixed in with other messages (especially if it’s in a group chat) and it just makes more sense to have one long text block instead of a bunch of smaller ones


SwedishGremlin

U r bisexual


HairyPoppins243

U r gay


Just_A_Random_Plant

You like kissing boys, don't you?


siolorithebestbrpok

Gras


tomatoefarts

Hilarious


StayComprehensive743

That guy thinking calling people gay for no reason funny and also thinking it’s an insult


Manulurk

I thought it was you, you have the same avatar


KallmeKatt_

it took me a while but i think i deciphered it u r gay


mr-geen4532

Your gay ( that means that you like men)


IsaacWaleOfficial

Wdym? That text is average size.


GravityRusher12

Its a short message


SteveTheNoob1

based


Unga_Bunga64

Is he entirely wrong tho?


Maximum-Pause-6914

he speaks the truth


shining_monkey_69

Humour.


Christian_teen12

same with short texts


4ndrW5ky

U r gay


Royal_Chlcken

Ur like characters that are the same class as you


nu_tramaer

U


nu_tramaer

r


nu_tramaer

gay


Impossible-Yam3680

you are gay


riley_wa1352

u/Th3_W4ndeR3r explain yourself


Shoddy_Peasant

You answered his query, he made a valid evaluation of your response and it appears you are unsatisfied with said evaluation, it seems as though you are in the wrong here.


Cataras12

You are homosexual A fella who likes other fellas Someone batting for the other side Someone of ‘that’ side of the fence


Mikkel_Faspik

U r gay


Th3_W4ndeR3r

I’ve been told


TestSubject5kk

This reminds me of the "men who wear glasses are gay" bs


Th3_W4ndeR3r

I wear glasees too 😭


WLFGHST

nuh uh


WLFGHST

you're just a bully


WLFGHST

frickin hater


Ancient_Expression85

Your gay. that’s how it works


keraziq

Next up, people accuse you of being gay based on how you breathe


kutahaitu

Ur still gay ☠️🗿


BathroomTileAnon

The council has decided that you are gay.


Whyisnoxtaken

Short text are better


Active_Specialist935

Whyyyyy


anna_melon

toxic masculinity and homophobia


RetardedGuava

u/kutahaitu