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Appropriate-Let-283

I'd rather eat unlimited games but no bacon


Tinttiboi

no option for that, only unlimited games but no games


Davidand8Ball

jschlatt


Tinttiboi

im him


Accomplished-Plum631

Mr breast give me mony


Jonder123

ms tits gib japanese yen


Davidand8Ball

monsieur milkers provide me with euros


Gl1tchyVirus

Okay where were you on September 11th


Tinttiboi

new york


Gl1tchyVirus

Did you happen to catch any flights that day


spaghettiisgoo

jugh;koop


grixx079

Big guy


Miro_UwU

Bro thinks he’s jslerp


Tinttiboi

"jshlatty patty" was not expecting this comment


spacenerd4

just like “he” was not expecting to be held accountable for his actions in 1999


GDHyun

"Jabracadabra" was dumbfounded with this


Tinttiboi

"jshklancry" was excited to see this


GDHyun

"Jsloppy top" was very confused about it as well


Tinttiboi

"jhchimmy timmy" did not know what to say


DueVeterinarian2855

Reading this post was a waste of time too


Tinttiboi

true i guess


iPlayBEHS

So was creating it


elizee16

Glad i stopped after 1st pic


ChaosPLus

Stopped at first pic, stuck around to see comments


Ver_Nick

Unlimited games and NO GAMES? HELL YEAH I'M TAKING IT


Tinttiboi

That's the kind of energy i like to see


TermsOfServiceV1

So many people here don't know 😔


Tinttiboi

so foolish of them to not know jared shlatt


TermsOfServiceV1

☹️


Boosterboo59

Like Jshlinkle was the original.


Eufoure

he killed my dad in 1999


Tinttiboi

skill issue


FreeSpirted

Holy fuck i was wondering why you dmed me this 💀💀


altaccramilud

dude i thought jshart would be more popular wtff


Doggosforklift

Were getting old


grixx079

Ong


Talos-Valcoran

I lI ll I_


Tinttiboi

what is this? im at a loss of information


FeltMacaroon389

Cool and all, but what did u/LikerOfPenguins do to you? Why do you want them banned?


LikerOfPenguins

they're just mean😞


FeltMacaroon389

Yeah😞 You're probably one of my favorite Redditors, I don't get why they hate you so much


Tinttiboi

they deserve it


FeltMacaroon389

If I may, why?


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

They like penglings


Tinttiboi

they deserve it


FeltMacaroon389

Alright then


WarriorsAdmired123

i plead the fifth!!


SnowBoy1008

Unlimited Games but no Games I don't like Bacon that much


ExchangeBig1

What would happen if i dm’d the OP a picture, of a cute cat? Time to find out


ExchangeBig1

The stats are in. Statistics finds…


ExchangeBig1

He thinks the cat is cute :D


Tinttiboi

i do indeed


the-blessed-potato

Who ever said this was in a Splatoon video, I love you


Special_Jury_3244

I'm muslim so I already get no bacon so unlimited video games for me please


Pixithepika

but you get no games


Icy_Bodybuilder_9581

I [[funking]] remember you! Still asling how did you managed to choose me out of everyone. At least tell me what placement am I in all the asking? Was I fourth? Seventh? Eleventh? Twentieth?


Tinttiboi

You are around 60-70


Icy_Bodybuilder_9581

Alright... At least I wasnt your first pick luckly. If you would've asked before that, the unanswered % would be bigger (I aint revealing what I chose, [[funk]] y'all!)


outlook_20

this is funny


wifehaver69420621

Splatoon mentioned, booyah


Buetterkeks

This way! *Runs into the Liter. Dies*


Tetrododoxinalt

bfffhhfffhffhfhfhfhf hf hf hfhfhhfhh fhf :D


Tinttiboi

so true


VictorianWitch69

But it was funny!


Tinttiboi

i guess that's true


A_stupid_person3141

„I plead the fith“ is the funniest thing ever


eatenbybigguyz

Unlimited games and unlimited bacon. That's crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once


Tinttiboi

WHAT


Quirky_Ad7770

Wdym "unlimited games, but no games"?


Tinttiboi

so simply, you get unlimited games, but also you no longer can have games


Quirky_Ad7770

That's a contradiction.


Outside-Area-5042

I think it's just a troll, or some sort of shit post


death-by-obsession

no its a reference to a... thing. can't mention him or else he'll do to me what he did to my family in 1999.


Tinttiboi

And?


help_icantchoosename

Bacon is overrated


Good-Sky-8375

tough call, not sure what I'd decide myself.


subnauticaddict

Unlimited games but no games 🤔


AnonBoi_404

The last one on the fourth, I can't 💀💀💀


Tinttiboi

yeah it was a pedofile


Bramthewise

Hey! I got asked this


Tinttiboi

you sure did


RunShootKillStuff

I'm just wondering how you got 102 answers out of 100 people


Tinttiboi

it appears i have fucked up at some point in the counting


aWavingStickman

makes sense


Tinttiboi

yes


Raysofdoom716

r/ihadastroke


Tinttiboi

rude


UnforseenError

Games, unlimited games, but no games is the best option, you have one negative game and one positive game which cancels eachother out, leaving you with unlimited games and you can still eat bacon, literally no negatives


Sifupoo

This was not a massive waste of time, you spread the word of j shat


Competitive-Bison715

Bacon is the only correct answer


Physical_Chair_8661

...what?


Tinttiboi

what are you confused about? it's simple


favnh2011

Bacon


still-working-it-out

Saved.


Worried_Train6036

science


Tinttiboi

i am bill nye


Worried_Train6036

bill bill bill


Stargost_

I plead the sixth.


Tinttiboi

Go ahead


NotKBeniP

I plead the seventh.


Doctorgumbal1

Why didn’t you dm me 😞?


Tinttiboi

sorry


Impractiacal-Advert

unlimited bacon. it's the best return on investment


Alpaca543

This is what I call a real determination, good job xD


Tinttiboi

not worth it


b0ks_GD

Interesting Or rather... Jännittävää...


Tinttiboi

suomi mainittu, raah.


b0ks_GD

Rääh. Tori.


Dry_Significance_594

i would rather have potato


Tinttiboi

sure


the_lag_behind

The bacon was good though


OrfeasDourvas

I had unlimited bacon for the last 6 days but I'm a grown ass man.


TheZayMan283

Huh


JmanOfAmerica

I still don’t get this question


Smooth-Ferret769

this needs to get published


Tinttiboi

What needs to be published?


Whycanttiktokstop

"I plead the fifth" Somebody been watching Law By Mike


Tinttiboi

New Law by Mike short: What to say if someone wants your opinion on bacon or games?! ‼️


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Best post on this subreddit lmao


Tinttiboi

thanks


Bandit_Heeler_2009

HELP fat pig 💀😭


JobiWanKenobi47

Y’all need AP Funny.


LioPokemonRedditt

SHLORGLE REFRENCED


Itchy-Sky1246

A Machinima Respawn reference in today's day and age? Damn, crazy times indeed Edit: The majority of people not knowing this meme's origins hurts me


qchto

And this is why, when you need info, you just probe the comments...


Inside-Joke7365

We're all of those actual other reponses?


Tinttiboi

Of course


Tonk_exe

i would have loved to had taken a part in this ngl


Tinttiboi

sorry


stfangirly444

i’m kosher so obv the other one


Doggosforklift

With bacon you have unlimited bacon. The other is unlimited games but no games meaning you have no games. Always pick the bacon


Tinttiboi

thats my thinking too


Grommetgang

I've got a question for you OP. Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more video games. Or games, unlimited games. But no games.


Tinttiboi

unlimited bacon all the way


Adorable_Score_1638

Unlimited games but no games


-Glitched_Bricks-

I think the first other question is totally valid though. How can you have unlimited games and no games at the same time??? Genuinely doesn't make sense.


Tinttiboi

so basically, you get UNLIMITED games, but you no longer can have games. do you understand now?


Sheon_Lyn

Whoever made this had a fucking Aneurism.


Tinttiboi

rude


OmegaNave

You’d be foolish to pick bacon


Tinttiboi

why? i'm on team bacon myself


Healthy_Temporary_44

Idk what you expected but bacon cus inf bulk and protein


Ok-Sand4984

Gomez or Ichabod


Brave_Bag_Gamer2020

My brain too slow to comprehend


Tinttiboi

skill issue


Klomenko

What does it mean "unlimited games but no games"?


Tinttiboi

i dont know either, but you can figure it out


Usenaeme01101

r/ihadastroke


HMSJamaicaCenter

NJT ahh gradient for the first slide


Tinttiboi

new jersey transit?


Historical-Bid-8532

*nervous sweating*


Illustrious-Safe-536

better than 90% other posts


Tinttiboi

thank


p0rt4L5

bacon bcz otherwise you just get nothing


Tinttiboi

so true


shipoopro_gg

"Can you be I I for uncle" would be ny choice too if I knew it was an option


Tinttiboi

its 11 for uncle


No-Sky9017

Jscklarrt


Tinttiboi

jared shnap


Unga_Bunga64

Schlagg reference


redempyy

dawg the text gave me a stroke


lukeskywalkerrs

balls


GodFromTheHood

Well we found out that there is a surprising amount of idiots in this sub


Scyroner

One of my friends asked me this. I had no context. It was indeed a waste of time


towerofspirals

I invoke the fifth


Emergency_Till9785

How about unlimited bacon and unlimited games (points obviously fake gun)


Tinttiboi

AAAH DON'T YOU SHOOT ME I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS TO CAFE FOR


[deleted]

could have used r/Teenager_Polls


Gloomy-Dig4597

This is the first post on this sub that I genuinely enjoyed


f-16_fan

As a Splatoon fan I can confirm


ArtoTime

hmm, sadly I was not asked (big meanie 😠), but I shall provide my answer. Unlimited bacon. This leads to unlimited food, and with the help of a certain man named Jimmy, I manage to solve world hunger. I get awarded the nobel price, get to have dinner with the king of Sweden, and get some money from mildly scary and infurating man that is Elon Musk, and with that cash... I'll buy basically an unlimited amount of games. I am then able to pay game companies so much money that they can give out their games for free, and now everyone has access to free games. With all this, I set up a Patreon and start accepting donations. With common folk to billionaires sending me money, I'll use that money to solve problems here on earth, and fund the necessary resources needed for broader space travel and begin to colonize on outer distant planets. I also use some of this money to make myself immortal, so I can keep doing my thing. By this point I own over 50% of the world's money, and it's all from donations. I keep expanding and eventually discover intelligent life on a different planet, with whom I manage to befriend and unite humans with this new species. Eventually, after making humanity is a type 9382 civilization, and with that, I resign and throw in the towel by allowing my body, now exclusively being held together by anti-matter, lays to rest, as I recall how it all started; by having unlimited bacon.


Odd_Birthday_1653

Idk man. I kinda like games but the bacon tho


Bobthreetimes

YOU CHOOSE THE FUCKING GAMES, I AINT PLAYING NO GAMES WITH YOU NO MORE


Hatman0064

I'd rather have no bacon


Mother_Gur_7799

When you say bacon do you mean literal bacon or food in general because in that circumstance I need to be able to eat but if it's literally baking only that I'll lose then I can do without the unhealthy greasy food for fun


grixx079

“Schlutt” would approve


_--_-_-----_-_

i chose bacon‼️‼️‼️


goldenrath12

Nah you gotta choose the bacon as jschalt said


Anonymous345678910

Unlimited games no bacon


Dorfplatzner

Raising you was a waste of time for your parents as well.


Gal-XD_exe

LMAO THE END


suggestion_giver

Good conclusion


Dismal_Hedgehog_5756

People are really choosing games but no games over bacon.


SuperRealBobWaterson

Omg i should do this this is so cool


Visual_Worry3654

I don't know what you just said to me but i'm taking it personally.


MrWitrix

No games, this is war


antthatisverycool

"Ahh… Free at last. O, Gabriel. Now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man. Creature of steel… My gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment… is DEATH."


ItsWildDuck

Yes, I want.


MimiYEET_YT

Lose lose. Bacon is mid


YoureStupidasff

Why did i enjoy reading this


BIG_TOMMY117

[Original video](https://youtu.be/SV6NJ6PcGBs?si=UZoCI2NP8tv4uu1I)


Sweaty-Apartment1914

Why is that pie chart not adding to a 100


Key_Spirit8168

bacons i roblox support the mojang bundles act


Tinttiboi

???


MyPPHardRN_69

I want the games and the bacon