I [[funking]] remember you! Still asling how did you managed to choose me out of everyone. At least tell me what placement am I in all the asking? Was I fourth? Seventh? Eleventh? Twentieth?
Alright... At least I wasnt your first pick luckly. If you would've asked before that, the unanswered % would be bigger (I aint revealing what I chose, [[funk]] y'all!)
Games, unlimited games, but no games is the best option, you have one negative game and one positive game which cancels eachother out, leaving you with unlimited games and you can still eat bacon, literally no negatives
I think the first other question is totally valid though. How can you have unlimited games and no games at the same time??? Genuinely doesn't make sense.
hmm, sadly I was not asked (big meanie 😠), but I shall provide my answer.
Unlimited bacon. This leads to unlimited food, and with the help of a certain man named Jimmy, I manage to solve world hunger. I get awarded the nobel price, get to have dinner with the king of Sweden, and get some money from mildly scary and infurating man that is Elon Musk, and with that cash... I'll buy basically an unlimited amount of games. I am then able to pay game companies so much money that they can give out their games for free, and now everyone has access to free games.
With all this, I set up a Patreon and start accepting donations. With common folk to billionaires sending me money, I'll use that money to solve problems here on earth, and fund the necessary resources needed for broader space travel and begin to colonize on outer distant planets. I also use some of this money to make myself immortal, so I can keep doing my thing.
By this point I own over 50% of the world's money, and it's all from donations. I keep expanding and eventually discover intelligent life on a different planet, with whom I manage to befriend and unite humans with this new species.
Eventually, after making humanity is a type 9382 civilization, and with that, I resign and throw in the towel by allowing my body, now exclusively being held together by anti-matter, lays to rest, as I recall how it all started; by having unlimited bacon.
When you say bacon do you mean literal bacon or food in general because in that circumstance I need to be able to eat but if it's literally baking only that I'll lose then I can do without the unhealthy greasy food for fun
"Ahh… Free at last. O, Gabriel. Now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man. Creature of steel… My gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment… is DEATH."
I'd rather eat unlimited games but no bacon
no option for that, only unlimited games but no games
jschlatt
im him
Mr breast give me mony
ms tits gib japanese yen
monsieur milkers provide me with euros
Okay where were you on September 11th
new york
Did you happen to catch any flights that day
jugh;koop
Big guy
Bro thinks he’s jslerp
"jshlatty patty" was not expecting this comment
just like “he” was not expecting to be held accountable for his actions in 1999
"Jabracadabra" was dumbfounded with this
"jshklancry" was excited to see this
"Jsloppy top" was very confused about it as well
"jhchimmy timmy" did not know what to say
Reading this post was a waste of time too
true i guess
So was creating it
Glad i stopped after 1st pic
Stopped at first pic, stuck around to see comments
Unlimited games and NO GAMES? HELL YEAH I'M TAKING IT
That's the kind of energy i like to see
So many people here don't know 😔
so foolish of them to not know jared shlatt
☹️
Like Jshlinkle was the original.
he killed my dad in 1999
skill issue
Holy fuck i was wondering why you dmed me this 💀💀
dude i thought jshart would be more popular wtff
Were getting old
Ong
I lI ll I_
what is this? im at a loss of information
Cool and all, but what did u/LikerOfPenguins do to you? Why do you want them banned?
they're just mean😞
Yeah😞 You're probably one of my favorite Redditors, I don't get why they hate you so much
they deserve it
If I may, why?
They like penglings
they deserve it
Alright then
i plead the fifth!!
Unlimited Games but no Games I don't like Bacon that much
What would happen if i dm’d the OP a picture, of a cute cat? Time to find out
The stats are in. Statistics finds…
He thinks the cat is cute :D
i do indeed
Who ever said this was in a Splatoon video, I love you
I'm muslim so I already get no bacon so unlimited video games for me please
but you get no games
I [[funking]] remember you! Still asling how did you managed to choose me out of everyone. At least tell me what placement am I in all the asking? Was I fourth? Seventh? Eleventh? Twentieth?
You are around 60-70
Alright... At least I wasnt your first pick luckly. If you would've asked before that, the unanswered % would be bigger (I aint revealing what I chose, [[funk]] y'all!)
this is funny
Splatoon mentioned, booyah
This way! *Runs into the Liter. Dies*
bfffhhfffhffhfhfhfhf hf hf hfhfhhfhh fhf :D
so true
But it was funny!
i guess that's true
„I plead the fith“ is the funniest thing ever
Unlimited games and unlimited bacon. That's crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once
WHAT
Wdym "unlimited games, but no games"?
so simply, you get unlimited games, but also you no longer can have games
That's a contradiction.
I think it's just a troll, or some sort of shit post
no its a reference to a... thing. can't mention him or else he'll do to me what he did to my family in 1999.
And?
Bacon is overrated
tough call, not sure what I'd decide myself.
Unlimited games but no games 🤔
The last one on the fourth, I can't 💀💀💀
yeah it was a pedofile
Hey! I got asked this
you sure did
I'm just wondering how you got 102 answers out of 100 people
it appears i have fucked up at some point in the counting
makes sense
yes
r/ihadastroke
rude
Games, unlimited games, but no games is the best option, you have one negative game and one positive game which cancels eachother out, leaving you with unlimited games and you can still eat bacon, literally no negatives
This was not a massive waste of time, you spread the word of j shat
Bacon is the only correct answer
...what?
what are you confused about? it's simple
Bacon
Saved.
science
i am bill nye
bill bill bill
I plead the sixth.
Go ahead
I plead the seventh.
Why didn’t you dm me 😞?
sorry
unlimited bacon. it's the best return on investment
This is what I call a real determination, good job xD
not worth it
Interesting Or rather... Jännittävää...
suomi mainittu, raah.
Rääh. Tori.
i would rather have potato
sure
The bacon was good though
I had unlimited bacon for the last 6 days but I'm a grown ass man.
Huh
I still don’t get this question
No
this needs to get published
What needs to be published?
"I plead the fifth" Somebody been watching Law By Mike
New Law by Mike short: What to say if someone wants your opinion on bacon or games?! ‼️
Best post on this subreddit lmao
thanks
HELP fat pig 💀😭
Y’all need AP Funny.
SHLORGLE REFRENCED
A Machinima Respawn reference in today's day and age? Damn, crazy times indeed Edit: The majority of people not knowing this meme's origins hurts me
And this is why, when you need info, you just probe the comments...
We're all of those actual other reponses?
Of course
i would have loved to had taken a part in this ngl
sorry
i’m kosher so obv the other one
With bacon you have unlimited bacon. The other is unlimited games but no games meaning you have no games. Always pick the bacon
thats my thinking too
I've got a question for you OP. Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more video games. Or games, unlimited games. But no games.
unlimited bacon all the way
Unlimited games but no games
I think the first other question is totally valid though. How can you have unlimited games and no games at the same time??? Genuinely doesn't make sense.
so basically, you get UNLIMITED games, but you no longer can have games. do you understand now?
Whoever made this had a fucking Aneurism.
rude
You’d be foolish to pick bacon
why? i'm on team bacon myself
Idk what you expected but bacon cus inf bulk and protein
Gomez or Ichabod
My brain too slow to comprehend
skill issue
What does it mean "unlimited games but no games"?
i dont know either, but you can figure it out
r/ihadastroke
NJT ahh gradient for the first slide
new jersey transit?
*nervous sweating*
better than 90% other posts
thank
bacon bcz otherwise you just get nothing
so true
"Can you be I I for uncle" would be ny choice too if I knew it was an option
its 11 for uncle
Jscklarrt
jared shnap
Schlagg reference
dawg the text gave me a stroke
balls
Well we found out that there is a surprising amount of idiots in this sub
One of my friends asked me this. I had no context. It was indeed a waste of time
I invoke the fifth
How about unlimited bacon and unlimited games (points obviously fake gun)
AAAH DON'T YOU SHOOT ME I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS TO CAFE FOR
could have used r/Teenager_Polls
This is the first post on this sub that I genuinely enjoyed
As a Splatoon fan I can confirm
hmm, sadly I was not asked (big meanie 😠), but I shall provide my answer. Unlimited bacon. This leads to unlimited food, and with the help of a certain man named Jimmy, I manage to solve world hunger. I get awarded the nobel price, get to have dinner with the king of Sweden, and get some money from mildly scary and infurating man that is Elon Musk, and with that cash... I'll buy basically an unlimited amount of games. I am then able to pay game companies so much money that they can give out their games for free, and now everyone has access to free games. With all this, I set up a Patreon and start accepting donations. With common folk to billionaires sending me money, I'll use that money to solve problems here on earth, and fund the necessary resources needed for broader space travel and begin to colonize on outer distant planets. I also use some of this money to make myself immortal, so I can keep doing my thing. By this point I own over 50% of the world's money, and it's all from donations. I keep expanding and eventually discover intelligent life on a different planet, with whom I manage to befriend and unite humans with this new species. Eventually, after making humanity is a type 9382 civilization, and with that, I resign and throw in the towel by allowing my body, now exclusively being held together by anti-matter, lays to rest, as I recall how it all started; by having unlimited bacon.
Idk man. I kinda like games but the bacon tho
YOU CHOOSE THE FUCKING GAMES, I AINT PLAYING NO GAMES WITH YOU NO MORE
I'd rather have no bacon
When you say bacon do you mean literal bacon or food in general because in that circumstance I need to be able to eat but if it's literally baking only that I'll lose then I can do without the unhealthy greasy food for fun
“Schlutt” would approve
i chose bacon‼️‼️‼️
Nah you gotta choose the bacon as jschalt said
Unlimited games no bacon
Raising you was a waste of time for your parents as well.
LMAO THE END
Good conclusion
People are really choosing games but no games over bacon.
Omg i should do this this is so cool
I don't know what you just said to me but i'm taking it personally.
No games, this is war
"Ahh… Free at last. O, Gabriel. Now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man. Creature of steel… My gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment… is DEATH."
Yes, I want.
Lose lose. Bacon is mid
Why did i enjoy reading this
[Original video](https://youtu.be/SV6NJ6PcGBs?si=UZoCI2NP8tv4uu1I)
Why is that pie chart not adding to a 100
bacons i roblox support the mojang bundles act
???
I want the games and the bacon