And due to they're growing brain they managed to split the (what they call) atom and make an explosion so big that the asteroid dino killer wold be a mountain next to those "mushroom clouds"
I've heard they even build what they call "machines" or "rover's" and sent them into "space" to know more about the neighboring "planet Mars" and even able to land on the white sphere in the night sky which they call the "moon".
They mostly use "solar panels". Some kind of thing that works like a leaf of a plant. Tho unlike a leaf they need cleaning from time to time. Other than that they can make some impressive stuff
They all invade other areas when possible. Several similar species have been driven to extinction by them and when some groups of them developed farming they expanded in all directions forcing the native hunter-gatherers to near extinction aside from a few females than they forced into submission. When they developed more complex social structures, which they call civilisations, these new structures, under rulers called kings or emperors, fought each other for control of land and resources. Occasionally, one of these states was particularly successful for a time, creating large empires that controlled vast areas and numbers of people; the largest of these were the Romans, the Persians, the Chinese, the Mongols, the Spanish, the French, the Moguls and the most successful of all, the British.
But also constructive at the same time, I heard they made an egg made of metal and green crystals that explodes and makes the place inhabitable to most creatures but also makes plants able to grow in peace
I heard somebody say ‘ be advise enemy dropping into the ao’ will holding a ‘I don’t know what it was he was clicking the thing and it was shooting something in the air
Mantis have what is known as adaptive camouflage, and their coloration is dependent on where they hunt. If they hunt in an area with grass, they'll be green, if they're in an area with wood, they'll be more brown.
I went to pick one up with a child and it pinched me hard with its pincers and it HURT! They're cool to look at, but don't mess with them.
Btw, after mating the females bite or rip (can't remember which) the males' heads off.
There are called humans, most of them have a disease called brain rot or just stupid that can't be cured. Some are smart, yes, but not a lot now of days.
Quality joke. I'm not sure how you expected this to play out in a subreddit for teenagers OP but I wish you luck! It looks like it whooshed right over a lot of people's heads.
That is what the ants call as food gods, as they seem to drop or misplace a lot of food. Don't know how they make it though, the ants think it appears out of thin air. Wouldn't put it past em
Be careful! Humans are an invasive species. Report this to animal control so that they can be eliminated. They chop down trees and make smog rise up in the air which kills a lot of native species. They multiply fast so be sure to report this.
Those odd critters in the background?
Humans (pronounced like "hew-man")
Be careful. They're liable to step on a little preying mantis without even noticing.
That's a human. Don't go near them bro, trust me. My long time homie of 2 weeks tried to sneak past them as challenge, but then the human stomped him and he fucking dies. RIP my boy frankmaclyn the 7th
Those are humans, they have a weird way of reproducing. Rather than the female biting the males head off the male will then go on a lifelong journey to get what they call "milk".
These are "humans". Be aware that they can be pretty stupid.
But smart at the same time
But sometimes can be destructive
I heard they were dominant in the ancient times. They were able to hunt animals larger than them by a lot! Though they hunt in groups.
And due to they're growing brain they managed to split the (what they call) atom and make an explosion so big that the asteroid dino killer wold be a mountain next to those "mushroom clouds"
They are also able to use these atoms for heat, and they can use what they call “magnets” to charge long thin pieces of metal.
I've heard they even build what they call "machines" or "rover's" and sent them into "space" to know more about the neighboring "planet Mars" and even able to land on the white sphere in the night sky which they call the "moon".
Sometimes they will use this “nuclear power” as I described above and will use it to make energy for their “rovers”
They mostly use "solar panels". Some kind of thing that works like a leaf of a plant. Tho unlike a leaf they need cleaning from time to time. Other than that they can make some impressive stuff
Their energy solutions are genious
Yet die by the millions because they haven't figured out to to keep cells, the building blocks of their bodies, from going bezerk.
Yet they don’t know the difference between ‘their’ and ‘they’re’
ROCK AND STONE BROTHA! (your pf pic)
Sometimes, no always
Some species of humans like to invade others like the British
Because screw the brits
They all invade other areas when possible. Several similar species have been driven to extinction by them and when some groups of them developed farming they expanded in all directions forcing the native hunter-gatherers to near extinction aside from a few females than they forced into submission. When they developed more complex social structures, which they call civilisations, these new structures, under rulers called kings or emperors, fought each other for control of land and resources. Occasionally, one of these states was particularly successful for a time, creating large empires that controlled vast areas and numbers of people; the largest of these were the Romans, the Persians, the Chinese, the Mongols, the Spanish, the French, the Moguls and the most successful of all, the British.
like giant invasive ants
And yet create beautiful things.
And not pretty
Always*
But also constructive at the same time, I heard they made an egg made of metal and green crystals that explodes and makes the place inhabitable to most creatures but also makes plants able to grow in peace
Can I get a rock and stone!
Rock and stone!
Rock and stone Brother!
Rock and stone Brother!
ROXK AND STONE
Fr
Giraffe
🐘
🦒
Theyre Humans. Be advised, they will probably squish you.
I heard somebody say ‘ be advise enemy dropping into the ao’ will holding a ‘I don’t know what it was he was clicking the thing and it was shooting something in the air
That's my dog. He has autism
Awwtism
Was waiting for this
Aww, tysm?
np <<3
r/foundmasochisticfemboyy
Omg you scared me for a minute, I thought that sub existed 😭 I am NOT important enough to have a "found" sub
Hes a lil pawtistic :3
Indeed
Just pawtar- i cant say that no more
😂😭
Neurodogvergent
Pawtism
Aww tysm
As someone autistic he is definitely autistic as well 👍
What kind of dog is dis?
Probably a Labrador, my two are very borktistic
Idk. They told me it's a "mistake" when I got it. Sounds French.
why is it orange
I do not know first time been outside and saw this people.
That's a praying mantis
Oh yeah? Who is it preying to then?
Me
All hail the Mantis god LET THE ANNUAL SACRIFICE COMMENCEEE -Tribal music plays-
Man, search up Mantis Lords
Its a name nit that it would pray to some monk
You got it wrong, the mantis is asking what the creatures on the background are. He literally took a selfie man. He even asked if they were monkeys.
That is actually kinda adorable
They're real? I thought it was a made up insect from Kung Fu Panda.
Nope, they're pretty real. I accidentally ran one over with my lawn mower yesterday lol. Oopsies.
You just killed one of the furious five, not even Lord Cheng was that evil.
Wdym, OP just taking a selfie
Oh look, we found somebody who didn't get the joke.
Wrong, they look nothing like the OP.
Mantis have what is known as adaptive camouflage, and their coloration is dependent on where they hunt. If they hunt in an area with grass, they'll be green, if they're in an area with wood, they'll be more brown.
It's running for President
Kung Fu Panda lied to me..
We got a mantis selfie before gta 6
In French we got a saying that translates to "when chiken get teath". Well, I am god damn sure that some crazy cientist is gonna outrun rockstar
In English we have "when pigs fly", pretty similar, all things considered
right
Eh thanks,forgot how to say it on English
Damn didn't know he was chill like that
Goobers
It’s a demon
Mom said monkey like creatures love destroying trees
Nooo not the trees
Nah, praying mantises are awesome friends to have around. They eat pest bugs
(The praying mantis is the one talking he is referring to the people in the background)
Hooman
image actually goes hard
la creature
I think they were "stupid" or something like that.
Is that not skrillex tho
Some call him Sonny but yea
Toyota prius EV
Praying Mantis, they are savage to other insects but they are not aggressive towards humans
It took me so long to find a comment that's not a joke
did I get woooshed ?
Not only other insects but to other mantis’s. Females often eat parts of or kill the male after mating. They’re cool bugs though, like watching them.
I went to pick one up with a child and it pinched me hard with its pincers and it HURT! They're cool to look at, but don't mess with them. Btw, after mating the females bite or rip (can't remember which) the males' heads off.
Chill ass bug. That is their name btw
Just another one of evolutions mistake😒
Got the notification after I saw this
It's called selfie-mantis, whenever they find a camera, they take selfies.
Those are humans. They destroy everything and take it all back to their habitat.
Just a pair of homos
That's my boi Mantis. Be carefull tho, he knows kung fu
THE MANTIS LORDS
Praying mantis
Humans
I know this is a joke considering how well know those are, but those are humans.
Americans, they weird as hell
There are called humans, most of them have a disease called brain rot or just stupid that can't be cured. Some are smart, yes, but not a lot now of days.
Quality joke. I'm not sure how you expected this to play out in a subreddit for teenagers OP but I wish you luck! It looks like it whooshed right over a lot of people's heads.
I thought this was r/whatisthisbug and i was like BRUH youve never seen a mantis? Hahaha
same
These are two primates. They lack fur, so they cover themselves in fibrous materials. Keep your distance they can be unpredictable.
Ah, the rare endangered Spycrab. Be careful!
Prying mantis also fun fact: female mantiss eat thier partner's head after mating
selfie time
it’s a praying mantis
Looks like he is the one taking the photo
praying mantis!
Just a cute praying mantis
It’s you taking a selfie dummy
a little guy
Mantis
How did u get this picture and time it so right for the humans to be in shot or even hold up your phone?
Mantis
It is a praying mantis, specifically a Chinese mantis
Preying mantis
looks like they're taking the picture lol
mantis
the brown one is the cicadas long cousin, the praying mantis
Selfie!!! >.<
He looks like a friend to me
Took a selfi with me friens humanos
If you are talking about the bug it's a praying mantis.
First nervous selfie from an insect!
That is what the ants call as food gods, as they seem to drop or misplace a lot of food. Don't know how they make it though, the ants think it appears out of thin air. Wouldn't put it past em
Be careful! Humans are an invasive species. Report this to animal control so that they can be eliminated. They chop down trees and make smog rise up in the air which kills a lot of native species. They multiply fast so be sure to report this.
is that skrillex in the background
And Bladee
These are called humans. You might just wanna know that they can be very stupid.
Selfie Stick bug
Bladee!
Those odd critters in the background? Humans (pronounced like "hew-man") Be careful. They're liable to step on a little preying mantis without even noticing.
Real spring MV? It’s a praying mantis btw
ain’t no way you asking what this is 💀
Have you tried asking nicely?
Feed the AI
That’s Jeff. He’s a goliath grouper.
A white panis.
Zorak
That’s a cat
the way that this image was taken and the title makes it feel like OP is the mantis and he's genuinely asking what humans are
Ah yes the Mantis Lords
prey mantis?
That's a human. Don't go near them bro, trust me. My long time homie of 2 weeks tried to sneak past them as challenge, but then the human stomped him and he fucking dies. RIP my boy frankmaclyn the 7th
Greg
Mantis
nah man, it's a dog
Oh sorry mb
no prob, I'm just trying to help
❤️
Preying mantis. They kill spiders and other insects. Not a bad one to keep around
Pov
Louva deus
portuguese speaker?
A selfcket
Dr mantis toboggan
If you asked a cat it would say there big weird failure cats
Jewish mantis
This one looks like a Boris
Prey Mantis
It's a praying mantis
Joe
Praying Mantis... I'll name it George
Rizzing Mantis
Hoo-mans they are called. They are stupid but in a smart way and ride giant metal horses
Since when mantis started taking selfies
In the Middle East, it is called a camel
That’s me!
Praying mantis.
your dads head was bitten off by your mother.
I know in the netherlands its an sprinkhaan
Is this bladee and skrillex on picture?
Praying mantis I think
Hooman
No guys it's rite we r monke
His name is Frank
If you have sex with it you will get eaten. You have been warned
mantis ? Cool slefie
"WELCOME GUYS!!! ^v^ to my daily vlog!! Today im gonna show you guys my humans and their stable tour!!"
Preying mantis, cool little guys. Eat tons of other bugs. Good for humans. Endangered I think?
Mantis Toboggan
Praying mantis
Bro found the selfie bug
Those are humans
Praying mantis
Is that Skrillex???
yeah, Skrillex and Bladee
preying/praying mantis or whatever, i named one tony when i was younger 💀
Those are humans, they have a weird way of reproducing. Rather than the female biting the males head off the male will then go on a lifelong journey to get what they call "milk".