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asian_guy_does_stuff

A hug


Repulsive-Holiday851

⊂(・▽・⊂)


asian_guy_does_stuff

(⊃・▽・)⊃ Thank You !


JoinTheAstleyCult

One for me too please


Tall_Nebula9059

⊂(・▽・⊂)


Well_not_a_furry

I'm lonely 👉👈 LOL NO


WarlordOfIncineroar

⊂(・▽・⊂) Your getting one no matter what


Well_not_a_furry

Fine ⊂((・▽・))⊃


WarlordOfIncineroar

(⌒▽⌒)Yay!


Well_not_a_furry

(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤ I love wholesome engagements


asian_guy_does_stuff

⊂( •‿• ⊂)*.✧ Of Course !


Tall_Nebula9059

⊂(・▽・⊂)


[deleted]

(.づ◡﹏◡)づ


asian_guy_does_stuff

(⊃。•‿•。)⊃ Thanks !


[deleted]

(─‿‿─)♡ Youre welcome !


aimgamingyt

Honestly. Deep, emotional hugs from the opposite sex just hit different.


Airpodguy

Me to kid


WhyReddit43

>(.づ◡﹏◡)づ here


Bidpicasso

Same


[deleted]

[удалено]


WhyReddit43

(.づ◡﹏◡)づ


Any_Interaction_3770

╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯


asian_guy_does_stuff

⊂((・▽・))⊃ Thank You ~!


notacroc7

🤗


CTchimchar

I give you a cookie on top of the hug 🍪🤗


Daddyn-noob

(つ≧▽≦)つ


[deleted]

Security for what the fuck I'm gonna do after highschool


Le_Fingerblaster

Man needs some bodyguards for his secret back to school visit


uatuthewatcher8

Become an electrician! Free school, paid training, career path and good money!


DoubleEEkyle

I pissed on the lignt swicht, how fix? Plas help. In albania 🇦🇱


uatuthewatcher8

Pinch yer wiener!


Andrew19S

Hollow Knight: Silksong. ... 🤡


HiImHe

A vessel of culture I see.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Szwedu111

#S H A W


[deleted]

[удалено]


focking_retard

I'll never forget the homies still hollowing Time for me to head to back into the lands between


Malachite_Cookie

Based


DasJesusDerVorstadt

Shapeshifting, invisibility, or to die in my sleep


[deleted]

Yup, seems about right. You could put that on a graphic t-shirt.


[deleted]

Die in your sleep? Pshaw I wanna die in a BLAZE OF GLORY!!!! With a sword through my heart staring at my opponent giving a nod of approval.


dedeclick07

I wanna dye laughing wile the whole building is fucking on FIRE


big_cock_69420

I wanna die In whatever battle i get into


ILikeMapleSyrup

I just want to be a lightning god 😔


Vapore0nWave

mental stability, a s/o, a bunch of cats, and enough money to support myself and the aforementioned cats


Disastrous-Weekend30

Ah same, like cats are amazing, I wish I had some


pewds-General_kenobi

Cats are great, wish I could spend more time with mine


Disastrous-Weekend30

Oof


TheComedicComedian

Tbh, I low-key kinda want to *be* a cat


Disastrous-Weekend30

What does that even mean


mrkaas69

what else could it mean, u jist wanna be a cat, sleep all day, love ur owner, get lots of pets and some treats, isnt that kind of life nice to have? i can see why he said that


Disastrous-Weekend30

Ah ok I see now


TheComedicComedian

They live such nice pampered lives, and I'd never have to stress over things like school and adulthood again


Disastrous-Weekend30

U know what ya that sounds nice


Airpodguy

Yes I love cats


MemerMan1098

I think I might’ve found my clone. Back in the test tube with you!


REAL_AMETHYST_SLAYER

My crush to ask me out but that ain’t gonna happen


lucastheawesome11

Idea: ask your crush out


REAL_AMETHYST_SLAYER

Ik I should, but I can’t initiate a conversation with anyone, let alone my crush.


lucastheawesome11

Well the only real way you'll overcome that is working on your self confidence/social skills


REAL_AMETHYST_SLAYER

My self confidence is fine, my social skills are shot tho


Blc-kmft1

Love


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Don’t we all?


Explosion42069

Love your motherland die for it


[deleted]

Bad timing bro


[deleted]

🇺🇦


Ultramega39

Attention


Pikpiks

Is a karma whore?


Ultramega39

No, I mean in real life. Getting attention on Reddit isn’t satisfying.


Adventurous_Design41

Just send me your IP address and you will have some attention bro


Tall_Nebula9059

MAC address as well


Top-Ad2936

Crédit card info and full name would be appreciated


CTchimchar

Along with your social security number


Pikpiks

I seeee…


Alarid

Now negative reddit attention? That'll make your whole weak.


VENGEFUL1PA

I kinda get what you’re saying. You want a friend perhaps.


Ultramega39

More like something like a Guardian Angel or a Simp.


Redmasterbuilder

free time


Darkshadowlol23

im the 69th upvote lol


JoinTheAstleyCult

# H E L I C O P T E R


Erlend05

# H E L I K O P T E R H E L I K O P T E R


CodyTheMemeLordYT

# P A R A K O P T E R P A R A K O P T E R


how-bad-can-i-be

Bf/gf


Mortar_Bear

Same


dacabbagebutt

Same


[deleted]

Same


the_awesome_jacob

Same


No_Cap2440

Same


Pineneedlecollada

Same


Nearby-Gap9429

Same


blitzy_945

Same


SonicGuy10

A girlfriend that can cuddle with me while saying kind things to me.


NotAodo

You have no idea how deeply this resonates with me


Terrarian3

And how apparently rare it seems to be


EnderSpyFace

Stop you’ll make me desperate


ThrowAwayAccount-228

Same lol


Emektro

Female beings are scary


K_R_P1

Same. Just someone to love me other than family. Cuddling and watching movies. Feel like I'll never have that.


SonicGuy10

Finally, someone that knows that same feeling


supermoist0

Same bruh


[deleted]

Ouch, thats it


sociallanxietyy

fr 😔


LowCaliberAsiff

Even if it doesn't last very long, i just... wanna feel it


Longjumping_Swim4349

Im sure the girl I talk to have a diffrent opinion on this


Ok_Measurement_1622

Not for me... Yet


RedHotHoneyBdger

good friends and thigh pics. (not necessarily in that order.)


hewerreafh

Y’all are actually attracted to thick thighs?


RedHotHoneyBdger

sometimes i use it as an ongoing joke, but yes I do find thighs attractive


ElMayoneso82

I know this is controversial, but... Why/How are they considered """attractive"""? I just don't understand it.


Szwedu111

Matter of preference I'd say. Just as there are people who like breasts or butt, there are also ones who prefer other body parts.


BlasterShaurya

Thigh supremacy


potatoman9595

They make me feel things


meme_box_

Like 60%+ of boys are, thick thighs are life


aimgamingyt

As a boy, I can back this up


Nightfury0818

Y E S


420_BoE_JiDeN_69

I got a pretty good "friend" that sends me those:)


RedHotHoneyBdger

damn gotta find me a friend like that


VenertExcel

send pic or didn't happen


Tangerine_5

The warmth and love I never received from my mother


TheNinJaXMusic

:'( hope you're doing well


[deleted]

Tf2 to be fix


_ThatAltAcc_

I want... *eternal sleep~*


Explosion42069

Well you can get that


Battle_Cat_17

Its this innovative new technology called dying! Coming soon to schools near you!


Wemakian

But remember son. Dying is… gay.


microwavedhorse

(Only available in the US)


HorizonPhotographyrx

Now that’s.. that’s dark right there💀


CTchimchar

Man but I just graduated


NotAodo

It’s called death


spudtatogames

Star wars Lego, how many times do I have to say this?


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Yes but which Star Wars lego?


spudtatogames

Personally I really want an laat set.


SnooCompliments2848

i want the Millennium Falcon


spudtatogames

That's a good one.


69Johnne

i want to stop being horny, it is a curse


totti173314

yes pls I don't even know why I get horny when my body should already know that it ain't gonna happen, bro.


bous_clan

hugs, cuddles just love honestly from my gf oh i want to add back scratches too


notacroc7

Back scratches are awesome


[deleted]

The warmth that comes from being inside someone (not sexually) i want to wear someone.


NotAodo

You can have my skin, I never needed it


[deleted]

Ok, come with me. *The scooper only hurts for a moment*


NotAodo

Okie dokie


[deleted]

Removes skeleton and craws in. Your mine now


NotAodo

I don’t know how to feel about this


[deleted]

…you shouldn't feel anything i removed your nervous system


NotAodo

that’s exactly my point


Particular_Time_1472

*kidnaps you , takes the skin*


[deleted]

No *eats your nervous system*


Particular_Time_1472

I knew it would happen so i sent someone else , *eats ur nervous system*


Pikpiks

r/deletethisthread


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

vore


Szwedu111

I'm trying not to judge man, but what the fuck Edit: Oh, username checks out lmao


Emektro

It’s an edgar suit!


[deleted]

The sweet release of death


EducationalStation55

Her :(


true_finnish_cumsock

Same bro you are not only one


[deleted]

[удалено]


Miguelus_pospolitus

yeah


The_Edge_42

My parents not to hate me 24/7


Bite-SizedBiscuit

It do be like that


se77er

A car, a girl, a CEH,a dog


sentinel64

To not get DMed by a Pedo


microwavedhorse

sorry it’s a part of the package :/


PowerOfThePrimes1984

Toys. Not the inappropriate kind, just normal toys.


t1r1m1su

to be left alone


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Ok


t1r1m1su

*what did i just say* \j


Matp222

Is there a difference between \j and /s? And what does \j even mean?


Dedezin031006

I don't have idea, I just know that /j means the comment is a joke, but I think /s mean the same thing And happy cake day


t1r1m1su

they’re called tone indicators, it’s to help people know if it’s sarcasm, a joke or serious etc. /j means joke, im pretty sure /s means sarcasm and /srs means serious


NotAodo

You’ll never get that now


[deleted]

Someone who is actually interested in me


Any_Interaction_3770

Sexy sex and and a shiny house full of pillow castles and cats , also all homies are not welcome there because fuck people


edp0071010

Social life


MineMaster6480

Cuddles. I need them.


NotAodo

Dw bro I got you


MineMaster6480

Haha ty :3


NotAodo

Np, everyone deserves some cuddles


MineMaster6480

At least people online like me somewhat. Lmao. I given up tyna find someone to love irl (goes from light to heavy topic lol)


[deleted]

some antidepressants


Mr-Poyo

A dick/boob pic. I'm Bi so deadass, I really don't care. A Gf/Bf would be cool too I guess.


god_of_melon

To find some sort of motivation in life


ShadianX

As Cringe as it sounds, a real goddamn friend. I'm too depressed to feel horny.


screamingmonkey2

I want me some cheese


anonymous12206

a hug


Explosion42069

⊂(・▽・⊂)


notacroc7

⊂(・▽・⊂)


[deleted]

Right now I wanna get a welders certification and either get a job at a Tennessee Cargo shipping company or in the Navy Busy Bees


Sloth_4

A boyfriend 😐


deathwire0047

Friend.....


Doomunleashed19

Teens want to be happy, not horny (sometimes)


[deleted]

A friend


TheFierceOtter

terraria otherworlds


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Every Skylander ever made


Disastrous-Weekend30

Just a gf, doesn’t matter what they look like, I just want a respectable relationship


HxneyBee_Miyoko

To get laid


69420_cool_cars

I can't say


bugugugug

him :(