what else could it mean, u jist wanna be a cat, sleep all day, love ur owner, get lots of pets and some treats, isnt that kind of life nice to have? i can see why he said that
they’re called tone indicators, it’s to help people know if it’s sarcasm, a joke or serious etc. /j means joke, im pretty sure /s means sarcasm and /srs means serious
A hug
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(⊃・▽・)⊃ Thank You !
One for me too please
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I'm lonely 👉👈 LOL NO
⊂(・▽・⊂) Your getting one no matter what
Fine ⊂((・▽・))⊃
(⌒▽⌒)Yay!
(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤ I love wholesome engagements
⊂( •‿• ⊂)*.✧ Of Course !
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(.づ◡﹏◡)づ
(⊃。•‿•。)⊃ Thanks !
(─‿‿─)♡ Youre welcome !
Honestly. Deep, emotional hugs from the opposite sex just hit different.
Me to kid
>(.づ◡﹏◡)づ here
Same
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(.づ◡﹏◡)づ
╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯
⊂((・▽・))⊃ Thank You ~!
🤗
I give you a cookie on top of the hug 🍪🤗
(つ≧▽≦)つ
Security for what the fuck I'm gonna do after highschool
Man needs some bodyguards for his secret back to school visit
Become an electrician! Free school, paid training, career path and good money!
I pissed on the lignt swicht, how fix? Plas help. In albania 🇦🇱
Pinch yer wiener!
Hollow Knight: Silksong. ... 🤡
A vessel of culture I see.
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#S H A W
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I'll never forget the homies still hollowing Time for me to head to back into the lands between
Based
Shapeshifting, invisibility, or to die in my sleep
Yup, seems about right. You could put that on a graphic t-shirt.
Die in your sleep? Pshaw I wanna die in a BLAZE OF GLORY!!!! With a sword through my heart staring at my opponent giving a nod of approval.
I wanna dye laughing wile the whole building is fucking on FIRE
I wanna die In whatever battle i get into
I just want to be a lightning god 😔
mental stability, a s/o, a bunch of cats, and enough money to support myself and the aforementioned cats
Ah same, like cats are amazing, I wish I had some
Cats are great, wish I could spend more time with mine
Oof
Tbh, I low-key kinda want to *be* a cat
What does that even mean
what else could it mean, u jist wanna be a cat, sleep all day, love ur owner, get lots of pets and some treats, isnt that kind of life nice to have? i can see why he said that
Ah ok I see now
They live such nice pampered lives, and I'd never have to stress over things like school and adulthood again
U know what ya that sounds nice
Yes I love cats
I think I might’ve found my clone. Back in the test tube with you!
My crush to ask me out but that ain’t gonna happen
Idea: ask your crush out
Ik I should, but I can’t initiate a conversation with anyone, let alone my crush.
Well the only real way you'll overcome that is working on your self confidence/social skills
My self confidence is fine, my social skills are shot tho
Love
Don’t we all?
Love your motherland die for it
Bad timing bro
🇺🇦
Attention
Is a karma whore?
No, I mean in real life. Getting attention on Reddit isn’t satisfying.
Just send me your IP address and you will have some attention bro
MAC address as well
Crédit card info and full name would be appreciated
Along with your social security number
I seeee…
Now negative reddit attention? That'll make your whole weak.
I kinda get what you’re saying. You want a friend perhaps.
More like something like a Guardian Angel or a Simp.
free time
im the 69th upvote lol
# H E L I C O P T E R
# H E L I K O P T E R H E L I K O P T E R
# P A R A K O P T E R P A R A K O P T E R
Bf/gf
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
A girlfriend that can cuddle with me while saying kind things to me.
You have no idea how deeply this resonates with me
And how apparently rare it seems to be
Stop you’ll make me desperate
Same lol
Female beings are scary
Same. Just someone to love me other than family. Cuddling and watching movies. Feel like I'll never have that.
Finally, someone that knows that same feeling
Same bruh
Ouch, thats it
fr 😔
Even if it doesn't last very long, i just... wanna feel it
Im sure the girl I talk to have a diffrent opinion on this
Not for me... Yet
good friends and thigh pics. (not necessarily in that order.)
Y’all are actually attracted to thick thighs?
sometimes i use it as an ongoing joke, but yes I do find thighs attractive
I know this is controversial, but... Why/How are they considered """attractive"""? I just don't understand it.
Matter of preference I'd say. Just as there are people who like breasts or butt, there are also ones who prefer other body parts.
Thigh supremacy
They make me feel things
Like 60%+ of boys are, thick thighs are life
As a boy, I can back this up
Y E S
I got a pretty good "friend" that sends me those:)
damn gotta find me a friend like that
send pic or didn't happen
The warmth and love I never received from my mother
:'( hope you're doing well
Tf2 to be fix
I want... *eternal sleep~*
Well you can get that
Its this innovative new technology called dying! Coming soon to schools near you!
But remember son. Dying is… gay.
(Only available in the US)
Now that’s.. that’s dark right there💀
Man but I just graduated
It’s called death
Star wars Lego, how many times do I have to say this?
Yes but which Star Wars lego?
Personally I really want an laat set.
i want the Millennium Falcon
That's a good one.
i want to stop being horny, it is a curse
yes pls I don't even know why I get horny when my body should already know that it ain't gonna happen, bro.
hugs, cuddles just love honestly from my gf oh i want to add back scratches too
Back scratches are awesome
The warmth that comes from being inside someone (not sexually) i want to wear someone.
You can have my skin, I never needed it
Ok, come with me. *The scooper only hurts for a moment*
Okie dokie
Removes skeleton and craws in. Your mine now
I don’t know how to feel about this
…you shouldn't feel anything i removed your nervous system
that’s exactly my point
*kidnaps you , takes the skin*
No *eats your nervous system*
I knew it would happen so i sent someone else , *eats ur nervous system*
r/deletethisthread
No
vore
I'm trying not to judge man, but what the fuck Edit: Oh, username checks out lmao
It’s an edgar suit!
The sweet release of death
Her :(
Same bro you are not only one
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yeah
My parents not to hate me 24/7
It do be like that
A car, a girl, a CEH,a dog
To not get DMed by a Pedo
sorry it’s a part of the package :/
Toys. Not the inappropriate kind, just normal toys.
to be left alone
Ok
*what did i just say* \j
Is there a difference between \j and /s? And what does \j even mean?
I don't have idea, I just know that /j means the comment is a joke, but I think /s mean the same thing And happy cake day
they’re called tone indicators, it’s to help people know if it’s sarcasm, a joke or serious etc. /j means joke, im pretty sure /s means sarcasm and /srs means serious
You’ll never get that now
Someone who is actually interested in me
Sexy sex and and a shiny house full of pillow castles and cats , also all homies are not welcome there because fuck people
Social life
Cuddles. I need them.
Dw bro I got you
Haha ty :3
Np, everyone deserves some cuddles
At least people online like me somewhat. Lmao. I given up tyna find someone to love irl (goes from light to heavy topic lol)
some antidepressants
A dick/boob pic. I'm Bi so deadass, I really don't care. A Gf/Bf would be cool too I guess.
To find some sort of motivation in life
As Cringe as it sounds, a real goddamn friend. I'm too depressed to feel horny.
I want me some cheese
a hug
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Right now I wanna get a welders certification and either get a job at a Tennessee Cargo shipping company or in the Navy Busy Bees
A boyfriend 😐
Friend.....
Teens want to be happy, not horny (sometimes)
A friend
terraria otherworlds
Every Skylander ever made
Just a gf, doesn’t matter what they look like, I just want a respectable relationship
To get laid
I can't say
him :(