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Fairly_Local666

8, i think it's a little late for that


Twistrite

Tiome trivel


Lazy_Cardiologist727

Traveled too far back in time that you changed the English language a little


NorthboundLynx

TYME SEFARI INC. SEFARIS TU ANY YEER IN THE PAST


ExplodingTentacles

CAHN YOO ASKE HEEM EEF HEE CAHN FAIND THA SOORS OF CORONA AHND KEEL EET? WHAI ARR WEE SHAUTIHNG?


RazorNemesis

Ayo is that from A Sound of Thunder?


Specialist_Pear8793

r/ihadastroke


N0rmalStranger

Maybe it refers to the other parent's age


pawpatrol51329

Bro tf charge your phone


ThatFunnyGuy543

Bruh mines at 4, which means I already had a baby


Confection_Active

Oh, you don't know yet


Corn_With_A_Sickle

98, like how am I getting a kid at 98 years old I'll probably be dead by then


The_Bluejay250

necrophiles always find a way


ApolloPlayz2434

r/cursedcomments


XenSaber

Put me in the screenshot


lunxiia

Put me too hey


[deleted]

Put only my username in a red circle


BatmanTextedU

Put mine in green


[deleted]

Put mine with a horse please!


rev___erse

Can i get in too? do whatever you want w mine


Teletubby_furry_porn

Do mind if i squeeze in and give the guy above a gun show me fucking a Teletubby


ApolloPlayz2434

Too many comments above it won’t fit


hedgemeneak

“Life finds a way”


cutemermaidaqua

Omg me too


Disastrous-Row434

What's wrong with your eyes?


cutemermaidaqua

Wdym


Disastrous-Row434

Nothing, they're beautiful.


[deleted]

95 :(


edi12334

Same


Anniebananie04

53. Umm no thanks lol


NxR_Cap

I got 58


Super_dog88

I got 59


N0rmalStranger

Same


SceneElectrical3449

I got 50


Turbo_Muumi

Mine 56


1000_iq

Mine also 56


ProfessorPa

Same


il0vep0tat0

I got 78


uwqs

i got 66


Funnyonionboi

McQueen coming for ya


Redmiguelito

… what did you do to the Jedi?…


Gamergirls-Ummm_idk

I got 52 lol


[deleted]

4


thebananaperson1

Your baby is 14


Deaf_Neko

I have a granddaughter?


I_Might_Exist1

wait a minute


DerpDaDuck3751

The battery won’t last that long


throwaway1894283

Nor will she


DerpDaDuck3751

!?! u/deaf_neko has 1% This is not related to sex


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karmuhD

52 imma get old


Twistrite

Hmmmmm


Decentattamingio

“Will”


best__cuddler

???


[deleted]

Bro charge you’re phone


[deleted]

Come visit me and charge it yourself


retard_alt

🤨😬📸


hogwarts-failure

100- oh shit😬


Confuzzeled_Goat

You fucked-


legend_killer_

She fucked


lolife42O

no not yet, give it 86 more years *then* she’ll have fucked


AnAwesome11yearold

r/theydidntdothemath


lolife42O

it was 1 am give me a break


ARNAV-29

r/technicallythetruth


MiniMan_BigChungus

r/notheywereoffbytwo


ExplodingTentacles

r/correctsubreddit


123160

Same


BluRevealing

16, now hold on a minute I’m not ready quite yet


Twistrite

U sure about that


1saac-dev

This message isn't at all creepy lol


fearlessmash117

The rules are the rules


[deleted]

This Is The Way


TheMandalorian07

This Is The Way


limepaperbag

16 too. look at my post history. fuck.


BluRevealing

Yikes


Heartypearl_666

Yeesh


[deleted]

Oooofff 💀


CaptainWizzard

Have fun with that if you don't want jt hopefully where you live abortions are legal and it would be safe this early on.


Pumqin-Pie

17 😭


TexasNuckearToaster

You know the rules, and so do I


Meiji-m

37


octanesilva123

35 - ill take it


Historical_Load6708

Same


RevolutionaryLie4237

Lol i got 36


Head_Ad_3541

i got 37


Alether98

12. Where is my son? Wait Does this mean. GUYS IM NOT A VIRGIN!


NxR_Cap

I did it 58 oops


Qauke_

93 :(


NxR_Cap

Lmao You're probably gonna be dead by then


DerpDaDuck3751

Seventy five


NxR_Cap

Nice


[deleted]

80 more years :)


MemeMaster1111

Same... Wait, you, me together?


Qauke_

Oh no


[deleted]

92


xHADES734x

Aayyy same battery percentage bros. Or same age of having kids bros


flipflops42

look at fuckin abraham over here


entertain_me_plss

I got exactly 58 as well 😭


karmuhD

52


SnooPredictions5498

Same lmao


Darki_Boi

48


Wildgra

I know this is a joke but you’re saying that at 13 bruhhh


Psyanide5210

> 13 > "guys I'm not a virgin" hmm


CommicalCeasar

13 is too early to be on Reddit.


Terrarian3

69. Nice


VoidPhantomB10

Nice


Confuzzeled_Goat

Nice


Unonium198YT

Nice


abhijit_short

Nice


Lopsided-Bed-505

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


hb_biyani9

Nice


ARNAV-29

Nice


TheMandalorian07

Nice


ExplodingTentacles

Nice


[deleted]

Noice


InformalHistory4702

I am one shy of 69 lmao


VeryNewToThisSorry

17. Anyone wanna claim child support?


Opening-Cockroach634

Foolishness ,why pay child support when you can dissapear into the night


[deleted]

to get milk


Opening-Cockroach634

Demon milk


callmewhopperguy27

Sure


Skinmeat

Bruh I’m at 1% baby me was hustlin


JaztyMania

Cum 9 Months Ago, Cummin in 9 Months


LoudypIg

6... Oh no, I'm older than 6... WHERE'S THE BABY!?


Qauke_

Sorry but the matrix has glitched


[deleted]

26, actually a pretty good age


[deleted]

24 here


ThatKnight1Guy

I also got 26 lol


admiringthismud

Nice I get to live to 100


Twistrite

Ima get your ip and find you


Loch_Ness_Neck

That escalated quickly


IAmThatGuy025

28 which is average I’m pretty sure


NothingButAnIdiot

Bruh it’s literally 69% I’m not even joking


[deleted]

Nice


ARNAV-29

Nice


Due_Seaweed_4373

Congo 👍


Dudeltyp

72 is a bit late, innit


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Dudeltyp

Then let's have kids in 54 years i guess


Jhonny_781

(●__●) 16


https-Maxy

37 radical I suppose


[deleted]

9 years old! God that will be interesting!


bitchboi1109

64 Bold to assume I'll still be alive


jjhchnll19

87


ilikepvzlol

67 oof


trananhduc2006

100💀


a_dude111

My PC doesn't have a battery percent so that means no babies, hell yeah


Quoctama

58 wtf


CAPSLOCKCOMMENTER

41


throwaway_acc426

29. No bad but given most of my family had a kid before a job it'll be 22-24 max n mair realistically like 19


[deleted]

4


Sad_Skelly-Man

Oh shoot Ima be a dad at ONE YEARS OLD??


KingJellyfishII

60 lamao


Nepipo

24


lordofbiscuit

thats actually a good age to have a kid


[deleted]

4 lol


Glad_Temperature1063

31


Gametime479

10


GoKissedYourAss

17


Master7Drift

Nononononono i can’t have a baby next month please no! (I’m turning 20 next month)


[deleted]

15? Yo i am 16


ImAddicted2o

76, Yo Watdafuq


EdanyaGreen17

72 yay never


mbh292

34, sure, not the first probably


Nightfuryking

48


CoctorMyEye

5% I'm already 16 tho


LoudypIg

You sure about that?


CoctorMyEye

Wdym


LoudypIg

You sure you're 16? And what if you already had a baby...


CoctorMyEye

I am very sure im 16. And I'm a virgin so


Decentattamingio

36 sounds cool with me


ManInTheVan69

6... f


thebananaperson1

76 🤡


spudtatogames

Mine's 29


PheonixFire454

54, nah I'm good


Myaccountsarebanned

95 😳


[deleted]

Is it, though? (87)


KokolateDakz

54, I just hope I'd be considered a dilf by then


Rosalierosalite

26


GBKGames

100


Fishing_Fish

49 ok


Mysterious_Two_5849

99, shit


kcazz8

having a baby at 8 uhhhh


soulsand1

100 💀


Independent_Way6798

51


Trash_Space_Racoon

A HUNDRED oh no


Demon_Umbreon

63.


ExoticFishFucker

15.. 😏


Redditor69402

Aw fuck 75


hobbitarmy

10. Uhh ohh


[deleted]

It’s lying since children are icky


JustCheezits

Facts.


king_activities

Agreed


Killer_Of_Libtards

18


sgharish

95


Hugh-Jassoul

41. Looks like it’ll be autistic.