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Ghg_Ggg

Strong appetite you got there bud


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Big_Cockroach_9632

yeah, you're right


-B-eans

u/Guy_who_says_vore the city needs you


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Little-Bodybuilder29

Damn !


The_Heresy_Dog

He's been gone for years


LucDoesStuff

Maybe on this sub but he's still active


The-Puppet1437

Geez


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fun fact: 1 gram of uranium is 20,000,000,000 (20 billion) calories


Space_Narwal

Are you sure it's more radioactive than 2 bananas


LynxyCZ

That would saturate you for the rest of your life


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LynxyCZ

It probably won't be long life tho....


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Joshy41233

Considering how many calories are in uranium, rip


akruser47

This guy knows *utilitarianism*


LucDoesStuff

Madlad


TheHighKing112

Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir


weegeetheman

dirty bulk


uncle_scrooge12

U surely can eat at taco bell without exploding ur toilet


NotInFrontofMyPizza

Didn’t knew kaijus had a human relative lol


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Ohio, ohio, and ohio


greninjake

Bruh wdym. Ohio doesn't exist. Iowa is where it is at.


GetJoelSomeF

Nah bro we ain't getting rid of slipknot like that


greninjake

We must evacuate slipknot at once.


MRNERD436

If they get nuked they will be breathing in sulfur


MRNERD436

We must fight to protect slipknot!


Ace-milk_drinker

That's the point, the nukes vanish in the void this way.


Saladin0127

Rip me


Time-Abalone-3918

Wait, it's all Ohio?


gabsedwarf32

All 3 in Australia. Cause f#%$ those giant spiders


Ghg_Ggg

Congrats dude. You’ve nuked the australian wildlife and effectively created Godzilla


gabsedwarf32

I guess I didn't think of that


Ghg_Ggg

Maybe we’ll get an good film for once


spacemagicexo539

2 nukes got us Anime, what abominations will 3 nukes on Australia get us?


djtrace1994

An eldritch horror.


Cryptic_coven

Plottwist giant spiders out 4 revenge


The-cooler-Cheryl

Lets go giant mutated spiders


jasmainiathegreat

it will just make them stronger


Roanibus

The fourth emu war be like


Whalesrcool3

One on Vladimir Putin’s house because I want to start WW3, one on Joe Biden’s house because I want to start WW3, and one on France because I don’t want them to participate in WW3


Ghg_Ggg

Love the France hate in this section


H_Is_Funny2

What's with the France hate anyway?


Ghg_Ggg

Im german so it’s in my genes. I have no love for them baguette-eaters


Estocabbo

That's also for us italians


Ghg_Ggg

Great to have you on the team


Estocabbo

That reminds of something, idk what though


patjeduhde

Yeah fuck Belgium


Ghg_Ggg

Fuck south belgium you mean


ShinXBambiX

And for us British who have had to share the Channel with them since forever


H_Is_Funny2

Ok


Firewolf06

Fr*nce 🤮


Excellent_School_452

french "people" 🤮


Cosmo_R3TR0

Im spanish so what im gonna do if its not to hate uk and france and love Portugal?


H_Is_Funny2

Damn, you're wiping surrounding countries AND a fuck ton of innocent people


Cosmo_R3TR0

No, they are french “people”


H_Is_Funny2

Mf I'm talking about surrounding countries


OkMathematician9332

BRuh france would surrender wth do you think


NFSVortex

Theyre gonna get invaded by germany anyway (/s?)


nchntd

tf is this post 💀


valent_vresk

Its not the first time here talking about killing millions of innocent people


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For every 1 million there is one that is not innocent


ElecJack

an excuse to say you hate france


GoldH2O

Seriously. It kind of disturbs me considering that a worldwide nuclear war is a legitimate possibility.


Snowdrift18

Nobody said France (yet) how surprising


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Absolutely


Ghg_Ggg

I did and they deserve all three of em


Snowdrift18

Cruel


Ghg_Ggg

Im german it’s in my genes


Snowdrift18

Ha !


Zockercraft1711

Friendly fire mach grad Urlaub in Frankreich qwq


Ghg_Ggg

Bleib kurz stehen. Hey Siri, starte Projekt Baguettefresser


Zockercraft1711

Ohno was hab ich dir getan qwq


Ghg_Ggg

Hochverrat dem deutschen Vaterstaat


gclik

I möcht auf des lond schießn wo die woppler stommen edit : olle drei!


MassiveLaugh01

Good point, everyone hates the French


Snowdrift18

We're nice though 😔 At least I am


MassiveLaugh01

I’m sorry but it must be this way


Snowdrift18

😢


Orenge01

A nuke is currently being sent to your location, please hold...


Wackygodly10

All three on Florida. It will either kill them off, or mutate them, making them worse


Ghg_Ggg

You’ll crest Godzilla dude


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It can’t really get much hotter there so you’d basically be wasting them


ThatKindaSourGuy

😞 as someone in Mississippi this would drastically affect me


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PotatoRear

As a Floridian, I agree


GiantMiner5

Hotline Miami 2 moment


Miserable_Can_2404

France, France and France


Zarasiel

pls no I’ll give you croisants I swear edit: *+ you can’t say Bon Appétit if French doesn’t exist*


Beneficial_Ad7878

I say que aproveche is the same


Perruche_

Tu vas finir noyé dans des baguettes


Retro_Space333

Nah the Balkans is a better place.


SpeedySpeedBoy36

We have ćevapi so no


Ghg_Ggg

Love it


Babybroda69

BASED


Kahvar_

Beat me to it


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Wherever the Fuck TikTok servers are


NFSVortex

Prob amerika or china


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Ok cool


The-cooler-Cheryl

Likely some in multiple countries as there are some in Virginia and Singapore


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That's why I have 3


OniS1ayer

I'd nuke 3 random orphanages.👍


Grayflesh

This is the way


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Ouagadougou


MrLazzki14

Why Burkina Faso, what have they done to you?


CardDinosaur629

All of them on The chick-fil-a on the 183 highway in texas


PrudentPluto83

r/OddlySpecific


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Chad


Z-Nomorph

Tf did they do to you


BurnSanders

Irving?


Pete_sassafras-6

Keep them and use them for tests to create Godzilla


Ghg_Ggg

That’s more like it


UltraPrincess

ocean, ocean again, ocean again


Sher12308

poor fish


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In the Marianas Trench. Nothing lives there anyways.


vivoachernobyl

you probably would cause more people to die than you expect the best thing is to nuke a wasteland and have the nuclear fallout sit there instead of it being taken along the shores polluting cities, fish, and water


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vivoachernobyl

Yea also a nice idea or just nuke london


The-cooler-Cheryl

Noooo not the fisch the humans can die but not the fisch


eveltayl

Whelp. Guess I’m staying away from the shores to avoid tsunamis then 🤷‍♀️


Fur-E

I would use all 3 nukes on myself.


Apachekhubschr

Fucking badass way to commit suicide


Michael-epic

nuke me daddy


PlebsicleMcgee

What are you doing step-warhead?


GVeinti_757

Same but all at once


Ghg_Ggg

As an background information im German, so first of all I’m obviously gonna bomb France. Next up on my list is the us and on third place it’s France again because fuck these bitches. Also I know imma die but it’s worth it so how rly cares


Unusual_Size3128

Lol you’re everywhere in this thread. We get it you hate France. Something else to add ?


AwesomeOwen_37

New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey


AvtomatKalash69

im not in a particularly genocidal mood right now, so no nukes from me.


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The oceans. I would pick Russia but they may think it was nato or use it as an excuse to nuke ukraine Edit: Jesus christ you guys I didn't mean nuke civilians, do you guys really think I'm that dumb? Military bases with smaller nukes and stuff


WishboneOk9898

and, innocent russian civilians who did not cause the war would die


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And not only russian, what about nearby countries?


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Read my edit


WishboneOk9898

oops, looks like i misunderstood. Side note though, it would be a waste to use a nuke on bases


9pro9

Why tf would u nuke Russia anyway


OkMathematician9332

Because he is the kind of person who is like: YeAh I HaTe RuSSIA All OF Them ShouLD Die!!!! EvERy RuSSiAn Bad AND They DEf wAnT The WaR.


ParkingMacaron3062

probably be some fallout issues but hey


Actualdikpik

In my ass


Cab00seUnit

Sometimes I forget the humor of teenagers younger than me has been static and unchanging for the last several years.


samdinohunter83

Russia (on Putin), north Korea (on Kim jong UN) and keep the third as a trophy


final41

Purin where the fuck ever he is, Washington DC, Winnie the Pooh where ever he is.


Ghg_Ggg

Priorities must be set


OkMathematician9332

I dont get these comments....but my answer is ocean, ocean, ocean


ONT1mo

Rather desert desert desert. Sounds safer to me


SharpPixels08

North Korea, Save the rest for later use


PvPNinjaPro

The moon, all at the same time. Wanna re-create the Kurzgesagt video


Dissolving_Goose

I don't want them to explode obviously


nature_boy9

Wisley


X_antaM

Russia, China, US Dispose of the top three powers then give myself superpowers from the weakened radiation


joshistheboss

Canada, Ukraine, and Hong Kong because those are things people like


69420sixnine69

Nowhere because everyone would be dead


Nice-Ad6697

mozambique bc they took name from apex legends😠😠


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SharpPixels08

If you want max kill all in Asia, it’s the most population dense as well as the most population. America is very spread out, and Europe is only like the 3rd or 4th most populous continent


OkMathematician9332

Max kill would ve be all 3 in Asia


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Nice, you just started an unstoppable nuclear apocalypse


Ghg_Ggg

It’s the right decision


FlamethrowerLlama

Idiot. Take a guess at what is in the east half of russia


Goat-samurai

1. Up 2. Your 3. Mom


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Moscow, Bejing, and where ever Mr Bezos is


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imma nuke the toilet


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Algeria


JaggedTheDark

America, the U.S., and the United States of America.


WiggleySausage

West America, Middle America, East America


ZeroSiamango

America X3 Make sure there dead


The_mutant9

Albania, albania, albania


DJHorizon3355

1 in France, 1 in Russia and 1 at 109 Sunset Circle East, Montoursville, PA 17754.


Independent_Delay920

2 for Japan just bc haha funny, and Antarctica bc the ice is melting anyway so why not


Hopeful_Video_3803

Disable all three


LOL_Man_675

The three in the most barren desert


LOL_Man_675

The three in the most barren desert


LOL_Man_675

The three in the most barren desert


fajkloop

Alot of people nuking oceans but that would cause way more damage than they think


randomguywhoexists

Wherever the portal to The Backrooms is, so I can rip it open and make a BIIIIG backrooms portal


SnooPeppers6038

U , S , A


simply_gamer32

Sort by controversial


parham_pokerface

Isra- [deleted]


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No conflict if they're all dead, ah?


Bobarinio

that's one way to do it I suppose


izzytheprogramer

Fucking nowhere. Psycho


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#USA


Ultimategreyjedi1234

China, putin, and japan they've been missing out on their daily dose of the sun


NFSVortex

Why always china the pople there try to protest against the government


Dusk0verDawn

USA, United States of America, hmmm and the US


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america 3 times


Apachekhubschr

3×Bochum


NekoKyandi

My house


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Chicago, LA and Japan….. Just In case they thought we were sorry


Turtlegamer_237

france, america and russia


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US


memegaylol

Washington DC, Washington DC, and did I say Washington yet?