One on Vladimir Putin’s house because I want to start WW3, one on Joe Biden’s house because I want to start WW3, and one on France because I don’t want them to participate in WW3
you probably would cause more people to die than you expect the best thing is to nuke a wasteland and have the nuclear fallout sit there instead of it being taken along the shores polluting cities, fish, and water
As an background information im German, so first of all I’m obviously gonna bomb France. Next up on my list is the us and on third place it’s France again because fuck these bitches. Also I know imma die but it’s worth it so how rly cares
The oceans. I would pick Russia but they may think it was nato or use it as an excuse to nuke ukraine
Edit: Jesus christ you guys I didn't mean nuke civilians, do you guys really think I'm that dumb? Military bases with smaller nukes and stuff
If you want max kill all in Asia, it’s the most population dense as well as the most population. America is very spread out, and Europe is only like the 3rd or 4th most populous continent
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Strong appetite you got there bud
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yeah, you're right
u/Guy_who_says_vore the city needs you
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Damn !
He's been gone for years
Maybe on this sub but he's still active
Geez
fun fact: 1 gram of uranium is 20,000,000,000 (20 billion) calories
Are you sure it's more radioactive than 2 bananas
That would saturate you for the rest of your life
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It probably won't be long life tho....
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Considering how many calories are in uranium, rip
This guy knows *utilitarianism*
Madlad
Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir
dirty bulk
U surely can eat at taco bell without exploding ur toilet
Didn’t knew kaijus had a human relative lol
Ohio, ohio, and ohio
Bruh wdym. Ohio doesn't exist. Iowa is where it is at.
Nah bro we ain't getting rid of slipknot like that
We must evacuate slipknot at once.
If they get nuked they will be breathing in sulfur
We must fight to protect slipknot!
That's the point, the nukes vanish in the void this way.
Rip me
Wait, it's all Ohio?
All 3 in Australia. Cause f#%$ those giant spiders
Congrats dude. You’ve nuked the australian wildlife and effectively created Godzilla
I guess I didn't think of that
Maybe we’ll get an good film for once
2 nukes got us Anime, what abominations will 3 nukes on Australia get us?
An eldritch horror.
Plottwist giant spiders out 4 revenge
Lets go giant mutated spiders
it will just make them stronger
The fourth emu war be like
One on Vladimir Putin’s house because I want to start WW3, one on Joe Biden’s house because I want to start WW3, and one on France because I don’t want them to participate in WW3
Love the France hate in this section
What's with the France hate anyway?
Im german so it’s in my genes. I have no love for them baguette-eaters
That's also for us italians
Great to have you on the team
That reminds of something, idk what though
Yeah fuck Belgium
Fuck south belgium you mean
And for us British who have had to share the Channel with them since forever
Ok
Fr*nce 🤮
french "people" 🤮
Im spanish so what im gonna do if its not to hate uk and france and love Portugal?
Damn, you're wiping surrounding countries AND a fuck ton of innocent people
No, they are french “people”
Mf I'm talking about surrounding countries
BRuh france would surrender wth do you think
Theyre gonna get invaded by germany anyway (/s?)
tf is this post 💀
Its not the first time here talking about killing millions of innocent people
For every 1 million there is one that is not innocent
an excuse to say you hate france
Seriously. It kind of disturbs me considering that a worldwide nuclear war is a legitimate possibility.
Nobody said France (yet) how surprising
Absolutely
I did and they deserve all three of em
Cruel
Im german it’s in my genes
Ha !
Friendly fire mach grad Urlaub in Frankreich qwq
Bleib kurz stehen. Hey Siri, starte Projekt Baguettefresser
Ohno was hab ich dir getan qwq
Hochverrat dem deutschen Vaterstaat
I möcht auf des lond schießn wo die woppler stommen edit : olle drei!
Good point, everyone hates the French
We're nice though 😔 At least I am
I’m sorry but it must be this way
😢
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All three on Florida. It will either kill them off, or mutate them, making them worse
You’ll crest Godzilla dude
It can’t really get much hotter there so you’d basically be wasting them
😞 as someone in Mississippi this would drastically affect me
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As a Floridian, I agree
Hotline Miami 2 moment
France, France and France
pls no I’ll give you croisants I swear edit: *+ you can’t say Bon Appétit if French doesn’t exist*
I say que aproveche is the same
Tu vas finir noyé dans des baguettes
Nah the Balkans is a better place.
We have ćevapi so no
Love it
BASED
Beat me to it
Wherever the Fuck TikTok servers are
Prob amerika or china
Ok cool
Likely some in multiple countries as there are some in Virginia and Singapore
That's why I have 3
I'd nuke 3 random orphanages.👍
This is the way
Ouagadougou
Why Burkina Faso, what have they done to you?
All of them on The chick-fil-a on the 183 highway in texas
r/OddlySpecific
Chad
Tf did they do to you
Irving?
Keep them and use them for tests to create Godzilla
That’s more like it
ocean, ocean again, ocean again
poor fish
In the Marianas Trench. Nothing lives there anyways.
you probably would cause more people to die than you expect the best thing is to nuke a wasteland and have the nuclear fallout sit there instead of it being taken along the shores polluting cities, fish, and water
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Yea also a nice idea or just nuke london
Noooo not the fisch the humans can die but not the fisch
Whelp. Guess I’m staying away from the shores to avoid tsunamis then 🤷♀️
I would use all 3 nukes on myself.
Fucking badass way to commit suicide
nuke me daddy
What are you doing step-warhead?
Same but all at once
As an background information im German, so first of all I’m obviously gonna bomb France. Next up on my list is the us and on third place it’s France again because fuck these bitches. Also I know imma die but it’s worth it so how rly cares
Lol you’re everywhere in this thread. We get it you hate France. Something else to add ?
New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey
im not in a particularly genocidal mood right now, so no nukes from me.
The oceans. I would pick Russia but they may think it was nato or use it as an excuse to nuke ukraine Edit: Jesus christ you guys I didn't mean nuke civilians, do you guys really think I'm that dumb? Military bases with smaller nukes and stuff
and, innocent russian civilians who did not cause the war would die
And not only russian, what about nearby countries?
Read my edit
oops, looks like i misunderstood. Side note though, it would be a waste to use a nuke on bases
Why tf would u nuke Russia anyway
Because he is the kind of person who is like: YeAh I HaTe RuSSIA All OF Them ShouLD Die!!!! EvERy RuSSiAn Bad AND They DEf wAnT The WaR.
probably be some fallout issues but hey
In my ass
Sometimes I forget the humor of teenagers younger than me has been static and unchanging for the last several years.
Russia (on Putin), north Korea (on Kim jong UN) and keep the third as a trophy
Purin where the fuck ever he is, Washington DC, Winnie the Pooh where ever he is.
Priorities must be set
I dont get these comments....but my answer is ocean, ocean, ocean
Rather desert desert desert. Sounds safer to me
North Korea, Save the rest for later use
The moon, all at the same time. Wanna re-create the Kurzgesagt video
I don't want them to explode obviously
Wisley
Russia, China, US Dispose of the top three powers then give myself superpowers from the weakened radiation
Canada, Ukraine, and Hong Kong because those are things people like
Nowhere because everyone would be dead
mozambique bc they took name from apex legends😠😠
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If you want max kill all in Asia, it’s the most population dense as well as the most population. America is very spread out, and Europe is only like the 3rd or 4th most populous continent
Max kill would ve be all 3 in Asia
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Nice, you just started an unstoppable nuclear apocalypse
It’s the right decision
Idiot. Take a guess at what is in the east half of russia
1. Up 2. Your 3. Mom
Moscow, Bejing, and where ever Mr Bezos is
imma nuke the toilet
Algeria
America, the U.S., and the United States of America.
West America, Middle America, East America
America X3 Make sure there dead
Albania, albania, albania
1 in France, 1 in Russia and 1 at 109 Sunset Circle East, Montoursville, PA 17754.
2 for Japan just bc haha funny, and Antarctica bc the ice is melting anyway so why not
Disable all three
The three in the most barren desert
The three in the most barren desert
The three in the most barren desert
Alot of people nuking oceans but that would cause way more damage than they think
Wherever the portal to The Backrooms is, so I can rip it open and make a BIIIIG backrooms portal
U , S , A
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No conflict if they're all dead, ah?
that's one way to do it I suppose
Fucking nowhere. Psycho
#USA
China, putin, and japan they've been missing out on their daily dose of the sun
Why always china the pople there try to protest against the government
USA, United States of America, hmmm and the US
america 3 times
3×Bochum
My house
Chicago, LA and Japan….. Just In case they thought we were sorry
france, america and russia
US
Washington DC, Washington DC, and did I say Washington yet?