Try something natural like lily if it's a girl or ash or jade if it's a guy and for neutral names try chives, pinecone (pine for short), moss (mossy), Root, or maybe something a little less nature-y, try smokey, possibly river, rocky, clover, aspen, and for just normal cat names milo, loki, charlie, willow, luna, leo, etc, Google is a great resource btw!! hope you name ur new friend soon!!!
Any really generic human name, it's some of the funniest shit imo
like Carl
Exactly
or Paul
YES
or *John*
marvin
*titanfall 2 marvin noises *
Smethwick Jayden Kayden Lloyd Bartholomew
Caaaaaarl
Ian
Allen
Allen 💀💀 Fuckin Clyde
Gregory
gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? have you heard of amongus gregory? i know it will be hard... but you- YOU NEED TO BE SUS!
Ralph
And then you call for “John” while someone’s over and they get so confused
Grayson
I named her Kevin lmao thank you for this
Aww man, she should be called Luna it suits her so much
Robert
Hillary
greg
ikr,i know this one fat af cat named rajesh lmaoooooooooo
Soup
soup
jambo
Jambo 👀
Mumbo
Jambo, tho
r/unexpectedjschlatt
TheDooo
Gandalf the gray
Gandalf the white
Monty python and the holy grails black knight
Bennito Mussolini, and the blue meanie
And cowboy Curtis and Jambi the genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kurt and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill s. Preston and Theodore Logan, spock, the rock, doc o'clock, and hulk hogan.
All came out lightning fast, to kick Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking out in total awe.
Jambi the genie And the blue meanie
What a sight To watch them fight
None shall pass
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**GANDALF THE BLUE**
Gandalf the bartholomule
And the Monty python holy grail black knight
Yes, that was my name. Gandalf the Grey. I am Gandalf the White. I come to you now, at the turn of the tide.
Pspspspspspspsps
tay lung
Yes
Barry
Carry
Larry
Marry
Darry
Harry
Farry
Gary
And Dave
Hahaha Gaaaarrrryyy!!! Gary!
I call my cat a different name every day and he responds to none of them. I think he responds more to a certain pitch of my voice more than anything.
That's a pretty big name
Cat
Grey cat
Fluffy cat
Buff cat
Grey fluffy buff cat
Grey fluff Buffy cat
Greyy fluff buff cat
Gre fluffy Buffy cat
Bartholomew
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST COMMENTED BARTHOLOMEOW… GET OUT OF MY HEAD 3 HOURS AGO!
Pepe
El pepe
Merlin coz she looks like a lil old wizard :3
Nahhh call him dick
Frigg or Freya if girl Tyr or Balder if boy
BOY!
And Frigg can escalate to FUCK, if the cat does something stupid like shitting in OP’s shoe.
Methamphetamine
I'm going to take methamphetamine to the vet
Oh she's just playing with methamphetamine
I don’t know like maybe floof
r/cats
That's a silly name for a cat
OH MY GOSH YOUR CAT IS SO CUTE!!!!!
THANK YOU !!! 💗
David
Mr. Noodles or Mrs. Noodles
goose
Cat
Hank
mucho
Gerold
holly
Xavier
Hey that’s my name
You're a cat?
I hope not, I like being a human
You're in a simulation, you're really a cat. *Wake up.*
Wait so have I been in a simulation, inside of a simulation ?
You're in more simulation than you think
Cum demon
alfredo
greygory ;p
Bucky idk that’s the first thing that came to my mind
purr
Bastet
That is my cats name!
Cum
Neij fuh
banji
Schlemback
Gender?
She's a gorl but I don't mind names of any gender
Pretty dumb name ngl
snowfall/heather/lil' flakey , all are good!!
Olive
Bagel
Dog
Dog
Gort
boy boy
name
Gandalf
List your top 5 albums rq, I'll get something from there
Bene
Professor Fuzzy Bottom
Pineapple
ashes
Riko
ghost
loki
"Mau"
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His name Ernesto
1. Jerry 2. Thomas 3. Nathan 4. Alex 5. Chris 6. Ethan 7. Mango
Popo
Wimblo skrimblo
Zeebee
grey/storm/James Lucious III.
Cat
pebble
Ashes
a very lovely Milton
Khonshu
Kathy /katherine
Kiti mini (kit-eye-min-eye)
*cucumbernimbus*
Chad the pussy
🛴
If it is a girl cat the name it pearl if is a boy then idk let the chat decide
Laufey (also omg your cat is so cuteee!)
Dani
Luci
Bowser
Cloudy/Misty
Larry
Smokey
Diamond
Alvina or Shalquoir
Baily or Ollie
buttercup
Asuri
Dave 👍
Cache
Chomusuke
Zeus
lil' dick
BARTHOLOMEW VON GINGERSNAP THE EIGHTH
gerald
Windy
Ash
Bingus or beef stroganoff
Egypt or snow
Alberto
Smokey
Zynix Or Zyniks if ye want to be fancy
Try something natural like lily if it's a girl or ash or jade if it's a guy and for neutral names try chives, pinecone (pine for short), moss (mossy), Root, or maybe something a little less nature-y, try smokey, possibly river, rocky, clover, aspen, and for just normal cat names milo, loki, charlie, willow, luna, leo, etc, Google is a great resource btw!! hope you name ur new friend soon!!!
Dog
1. Fuzzy 2. Luna 3. Milo 4. Schrodinger 5. Oscar
Pussyfart
BKL
Dog
Behemoth
lucas
Pablo sick name for a cat
spud it fits in my mind