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lycxnwolf

That your friend takes better pictures than you.


GoldenChildIsa

Oh I know she does.


lycxnwolf

Just curious though, why do your shades have 2 separate colors for the glass?


GoldenChildIsa

They are rainbow glass so the way the sun was hitting them it made them look like that


lycxnwolf

Ahhh alright. I have normal shades that are prescription so the rainbow ones are just super bright to me lol.


GoldenChildIsa

Ah I gotcha.


KoreyWhitcombe

And you have very bulbous shoes


fordRS200evo

spamton


CompleteBias

not spam, foreplay. stop being so cynical


Lopsided_Silver_6850

💀💀💀


Kind-Entertainer2523

U have hair


GoldenChildIsa

This is true


[deleted]

mongus 😋


LesserBucket

not for long 🤤


slumpgod967

You aren't wanted for arson in 13 different countries


GoldenChildIsa

I mean not 13. 20 possibly but not 13.


slumpgod967

Jeez you best my record of 17


GoldenChildIsa

I mean these are all possibilities. I could have more or less but who knows


slumpgod967

You have more who are you


GoldenChildIsa

That my Dear is a secret.


slumpgod967

I'll find out eventually


GoldenChildIsa

Maybe maybe not


slumpgod967

Then teach me master I want to know how to up my arson game


[deleted]

your name is probably Joe


GoldenChildIsa

Yes my name is Joe


healing-wrld

who is joe


GoldenChildIsa

Joe is Joe


radioactivepretzel

Like joe mama?


GoldenChildIsa

Possibly quite possibly


Apprehensive_Day_973

My dad and mom left my dads name was joe. I have neither joe nor mama Edit: thanks for the upvotes I did not expect this many.


CluDaCreator

Whose Joe mama? 😏


BaconMan70

Ligma ballz 😎


turtleburger1759

Ligmama joe balls


Prior_Kaleidoscope_2

U realize u were reacting to a 15 yo?


BaconMan70

You realize you’re also reacting to a 15 year old? I think we know who the real criminal is


Prior_Kaleidoscope_2

did someone tell you about the children in my basement??? also, i was joking. I'm not some kind of internet cop.


LegitimateSleep2173

This goes against all the sacred texts… I like it


thelordofmemes_

Joe mama


devawor123

That you might be getting a lot of dm's I the near future.


GoldenChildIsa

Already received 2 so far.


GamingImpossibl

Run. Just run.


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Umba5308

They know what she did to those kids in Liechtenstein


TheDarkSoulHunter

Why does that sound like a nazi camp, im either making a fool out of myself because it doesnt or because it is


Umba5308

Liechtenstein is a small country located between Austria and Switzerland


TheDarkSoulHunter

Nice


wow-no-cow

Dont answer them! and keep in mind a lot of pedos browse this sub, stay safe


KalleWotux

Drown your phone. There is no other way around it!


gygcghhuuh

Yeah what did they say


JohnTGamer

Save Martha


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GoldenChildIsa

That I am that I am. 5'2 to be exact


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GoldenChildIsa

Or did I plan this all along


SubliminalPP

You are simultaneously 13 and 45


Pyro_Jackson

This is so god damn correct


GoldenChildIsa

Oh wow I am currently 14 though


Aleskey_Mijaylob

You look just like my mom She uses that kind of style


Dayle127

you look at least 2 years too young to be on r/teenagers


GoldenChildIsa

I am going to be in high school.


Dayle127

wow. when you are 13-14 you either look 12 or 20, nothing in the middle lol


GoldenChildIsa

That is true.


Dayle127

yup. i look 12


No_Cyan2238

I look 12 and I’m 17. Only difference is I’m 6'1


Speki__

That you look like an actual 14 yo teenager..14 yo girls look like they are 20 nowadays..idk why but it's weird to me


GoldenChildIsa

I know right. They usually wear way to much make up and it's so weird


Speki__

Yeah..young teenagers don't act their age anymore


[deleted]

true that, can see that by myself


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Gavapants

That you have much more of a social life then I’ll ever have


GoldenChildIsa

I barely have a social life. I have my group of friends and that's it. I am nice to other people and they like me but I mainly strike to my friend group


Gavapants

See, you have a friend group! More social life than me


GoldenChildIsa

I can be friend if you me to


Gavapants

That’d be great, but I am quite boring, you shalln’t waste your time on me ! :D


GoldenChildIsa

It's fine and I doubt that you are boring. Plus I don't have anything to do. I am currently watching chickens right know


Gavapants

Ahh alr, sounds interesting :> having any fun?


GoldenChildIsa

Kinda. I saw two of them fighting over a worm.


Gavapants

Aww I wish I could have seen that, sounds funny


GoldenChildIsa

It honestly was.


__hi_______

That's 3 pics


GoldenChildIsa

Yeah typo.


UngaBunga690

You’re a female


GoldenChildIsa

At least the last time I used the bathroom I was.


UngaBunga690

Good to know


GoldenChildIsa

Yep


GamingImpossibl

So that might have changed? And you might not have noticed?


pepsi_is_great

What, has it never happened to ya'?


GamingImpossibl

I usually notice the sudden change


Smooth_Smoke_237

One minor flaw… those don’t exist


xFloppyDisx

I'm a female and I can confirm!


Poise-on

You’re native or Hispanic


GoldenChildIsa

Both actually


Poise-on

Woah 💀 I feel overpowered rn


typical_d4

Indian


GoldenChildIsa

No Mexican and Native American


Sov1et_Uni0n-69

Ohh what a combo


xdsagecat

u made it Sound like a shiny Pokémon


GoldenChildIsa

I know right


aj0209

I'm Indian myself and I thought you were Indian


GoldenChildIsa

You did


Blaaap

Bruh me too


PRIMOFAN

Cool a fellow Mexican


GoldenChildIsa

Yeah cool


zip-deni64

I'm Nicaraguan and Native American (skin tone changes depending on season)


GoldenChildIsa

Oh cool mine to


osu_are

Totally expected


georech075

Genial una paisana


GoldenChildIsa

Sorry I had a typo in the title it's meant to say these pics not this pic. I was typing really fast when I wrote this.


Apart-Wind7971

You are a teenager


GoldenChildIsa

That I am.


[deleted]

You look like a very nice person I hope your doing well on this beautiful day


GoldenChildIsa

Thank you very much.


EraZerYT0

Dunno u look like a normal person ig


GoldenChildIsa

Pretty normal. At least I think normal people have chickens right.


ShreksBeauty

If you live in a big city like LA, it’s not normal, but basically anywhere else it probably is idk.


GoldenChildIsa

I live to a Army base in North Carolina


Deadly_hallow69

You look young and happy


GoldenChildIsa

Scratch the happy part and your pretty close


[deleted]

You don't live in America?


GoldenChildIsa

I do live in America actually 🤣


[deleted]

Aw


GoldenChildIsa

It's fine


BarBerickArc

Quirky girl


GoldenChildIsa

I guess yeah


professor_poopie

Less than 5 ft


GoldenChildIsa

I'm 5'2


professor_poopie

I am genuinely sorry.


GoldenChildIsa

It's okay


[deleted]

That you’re pretty


GoldenChildIsa

Thank you.


FL00DGate

That you don't exist, girls on Reddit arent real


GoldenChildIsa

Well fuck


[deleted]

161.157.45.14


[deleted]

Oh


Objective_Durian4153

Your very pretty


GoldenChildIsa

Thank you so much.


Aleus811

oh boy i can imagine how many dms she got


Gloomy-Ostrich-7943

1st picture normal average 2nd picture Staring into my soul 3rd help me


Objective-Bid8085

Stuck in the 80s with the style, which is kinda dope? Stick with it doe👍🏻 Btw I saw that ur Mexican and Native American but you kinda look like ur from Philippines or something over there lol


GoldenChildIsa

I know so many people say I look Asian or Pacific Islander


[deleted]

You are not, in fact, an octopus


goodoldpapa

you're wearing the ugliest sandals i've ever seen


xXM3M310RDXx

💀


Cracker-smackers

You look like an elementary school kid who had facial reconstruction surgery and has a massive ego


GoldenChildIsa

I'm about to go to high school and I have very low self esteem issues


Cracker-smackers

Your bio says you’re 14 but you’re going to college?


GoldenChildIsa

High school I meant High school


Nave2099

You’re female


GoldenChildIsa

Yep at least I think I am


Nave2099

👍 Also hello fellow 14 year old


GoldenChildIsa

Hello fellow 14 year old


zzz_sleepy_bird_zzz

Hello fellow 14 year old :)


Umba5308

Imagine being 14… wait


imoverblox_

You have 4 limbs


haha_poor13

you're Mexican


GoldenChildIsa

I am


DrD0cx

You are an average r/teenagers user


[deleted]

You are a redditor


GungusMan2021

You wear clothes


Vel121122

You read a lot of books


GoldenChildIsa

What would make you say that. Is it my 5 book shelf full of books


CAClanWolf

You have too much free time replying to comments 💀


Toto_1910

You too, for reading them


ArticFox583

You look like a 12 year old who put makeup on for the first time


cetriolo02

She really doesnt tho


GoldenChildIsa

I am 14 and I'm wearing lip gloss in exactly one.


lollipoptart_

No she doesn't


X-Rank

This pic? You meant these pics? And uh ion know


GoldenChildIsa

Type sorry


X-Rank

Sorry


GoldenChildIsa

It's not your fault it's mine


X-Rank

Yes


superbay50

You can’t count These are 3 pics, not one


need-help121

that your 12 and not yet a teenager


GoldenChildIsa

I am 14 thank you very much


spragual

I can tell that you either didn’t care or didn’t realize that the second picture is a bit blurry


GoldenChildIsa

Didn't care


fluffymellowsinc

You are in North America


_Maymun

You believe zodiac things


JoJo_____

You don’t look a day over 12


GoldenChildIsa

I'm about to go to high school


GenerallyJam

you look 11


GoldenChildIsa

I am 14


orgus-

11 years old


Sad_Tax_554

You got some big lips ngl


GoldenChildIsa

I guess I do


Objective_Durian4153

Really is there a lot of veins


GoldenChildIsa

Not a lot but some and they aren't super visible


ShaquilleWholemeal

You remind the teacher about homeworks


GoldenChildIsa

What nooo never.


CompleteBias

that the subject wasn't told she would be displayed internationally because she let her photo be taken


PriggeKraken27

You like to buy from one of two stores, Forever 21 or Hot Topic


GoldenChildIsa

Yeah sure why not * As I shove my Walmart. Thrift shop, and Target clothes in the clothe*


Parzival101010-dbz

You’re able to eat a hamburger in a single bite and the millennium falcon narrowly avoided being eaten by you during your foreign exchange in space


GoldenChildIsa

I mean I have eaten a hamburger in one bite but that's beside the point


GoldenChildIsa

Yeah it is


Happy_Relation4712

When your older you’ll have a thicker mustache then me


GoldenChildIsa

Oh okay then


Altruistic_Freedom25

Probably W*man 🤮🤮🤮


XXFnShTuPXx

Single, thoughtful and kind?