My Xbox 360 currently being used as a heater for the children under my basement (I'm generous 😊)

Idk, I think a ps3 would be a more efficient heater

Nahh, gamecube

Dreamcast

Virtual boy

Nah original Xbox

i’d say ps4 running vr skyrim, with the dragonborn going into the riverwood trader

Intel based MacBook.

A PC running Minecraft with the highest quality shaders and a few mods should do it

Yees dreamcast my dad bought my cousins one and it literally melted 😂

Nah my shitty dell inspiron with a broken fan that gets hotter than the sun when i try to do anything on it

Just a good old-fashioned arcade would work the best imo

I hate this subreddit

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same. Who is leaving?

Same

Ayo is that an ahegao easy demon from Geometry Dash?

What set me off was the fucking "what would you do if you met an attractive girl, went on a date with her, then found out she's trans?!?!1!1!1" post. Like what the fuck guys

If they're trans and you don't wan't to date them then that's just a prefrence

Yeah but if you like them then find out they're trans and that's a dealbreaker, that would come off as transphobic, even if that's not the intent, just like the post itself.

Tbf what if you want kids with someone? Wouldn’t someone not being biologically capable throw you off?

I'ma leave if this stupid stuff keeps getting posted

Tis but a regular tuesday innit

Chewsday for proper bri'ish speak

Im getting too old for this sub

Same

Same idk why i joined I forget that fellow teenagers are weird

they both should have an average body temperature so it depends if one of them has a fever

r/technicallythetruth

Female body temperature tends to be slightly lower than male

Soo technically speaking men are hotter than women

I, as a heterosexual male, predictably and expectedly refuse to acknowledge or lend credibility to this claim, regardless or not of if it is rooted in objective or scientifically verified fact.

enormous oily men

Based

Very based

Oily black men*

… and then it cut to an oily black man shaking his booty

Therapy

I choose to choose the same thing this dude chose

Maybe I do need that. I read it in my head as "The rapey"

I don't think therapy can fix their brain cells...

Depends, if ur straight, tomboys are by far the hottest and straightest thing possible. If you are gay however, femboys easily take the cake.

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Ok let me go into detail. Now, if you are straight you like girls right? WRONG. Girls act like woman and dating someone that acts like a woman is hella gay cuz woman like cock. However, if you are dating a woman that acts like a guy that is super straight since guys like pussy. Now, following this method but in reverse we conclude that the hottest thing of you are straight is a tomboy, and if you are gay, it’s a femboy. And that concludes my ted talk for today.

Good logic

That is mind blowing, thank you.

Thanks for the explanation u/child_beter69

oh i get it now. also i think you dropped something king 👑

Thanks 🤴 I dropped it a while ago

r/notopbutok

Oh god😭😭

Every guy ive dated is almost secretly gay than nothing wrong with that but what!!!

A true philosopher

I don't think you really phrased that quite right but I agree

I prolly did because it’s currently 2 am for me and my brain has the consistency of canned soup that for some reason has a dead rat in it

“Noooo, Remy”

You made me laugh so hard I might’ve woken up my family. I’ll upvote you in 20 mins if they didn’t wake up or downvote you tomorrow if they did

Did they wake up?

Nope looks like I’m in the clear, and the man gets his upvote

Bro sameeeeee, I up late making a essay😪

tomboys but thats cuz i low key like dominant women + idk if im gay or not

Dominant ≠ male, therefore wanting to be dominated ≠ gay. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Based

i like tomboys because i like dominant women but, i wanna be a femboy so i can be a submissive man

Bro same

Maby bi

Yea maybe idrk

Yeah it really be like that

Saame

>idk if im gay or not Same

Not gay, so tomboys.

Yeah I’m straight and would choose tomboys because they don’t have a cock like femboys.

me

Tomboys cause femboys are a little tiny bit gay

Just a bit

Only 2.29%

I would say it's like 12.6% but I might be wrong. I'm not that good at maths

I think fucking someone who has a dick makes you more than 2% gay if I'm being honest

Only if you have one too

pre-op trans women are a thing tho

Yes.

And ladies and gentlemen, the r/usernamechecksout

I agree with this

Same

Agreed

Both, both is good (I'm bi so ig im biased)

Same

Haha, "BIased" get it?

*based

Same

Tomboys.

FEMBOYS 110%

couldn't agree more

Tbh tomboys

Me

Love the self love king

Not interested in either Cheers ♥️

Men

tomboys

Love both so much but femboys got pp and I like pp

Tomboy, period.

Idk girls are good

Tomboys

Tomboys

Tomboys

Tomboys, I'm strait.

My rhymes are fly

My beats are sick

I fucked your mom

She suck my dick

Tomboys all the way

IDC if they will fuck me I’ll take it

tomboys hands down

both

Both is good

im so happy to be bi

You dropped your crown king

femboys

Femboys

YEAAAHH WOHOHOHO!!

This guy gets it

Yes

My g let's go

First comment i see with femboys

Tomboys, cause I'm one

Femboys cause I’m gay 🧍🏽

that’s hella gay

Hi I’m a local femboy how are you?

Both are sexy but personally femboys have my heart and soul

Thank you r/teenagers

My GF

men

Pokemon Funtime Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. Their can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more

Both fucking suck und sollten sich vom Internet entfernen und mir im echten Leben nicht über den Weg laufen

luxembourg

femboys slept on in this comment section 😔

Nah r/teenagers just doesn’t like femboys that much for some reason 😔

The subreddit leave button.

Tomboys cause the day a chick whips it out is the day that somebody getting a whooping

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Femboys 😍🥰

boys

Both for me.

definitely tomboys

TOMMMMBOOOOOYYYYSSSSSSS

Tomboys because they're women

Tomboys all the way

tomboys because women.

In my opinion Tomboys.

Tomboys

Femboys ong

Femboys of course

Femboys

tomboy cause i’m lesbian

Fem

I may be biased here but I personally think Femboys

But I like bothhhhh

me(bi): both, both is good

men

is it too much to ask for both?

Femboys‼️

My lesbian ass says tomboys especially blonde tomboys

Same

Femboys by a longshot, for me anyways

I don’t know why I’m still subbed to this subreddit it’s really is just a cesspool of dumb horny teenagers These are things I’d say as a freshmen and regret thinking back in it sophomore year

Am pretty sure The suns core is the hottest thing in this universe, correct me if wrong.

Equal. if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.

This heated pitchfork.

femboys Swear im not gay

femboys

Both. Both is good

My phone is hotter xd (Femboys)

Men

This sub makes me want to off myself

Men

Tomboys but femboys are nice too😎👌🏽

Neither. A real woman is the best.

neither🫶

The school computer running Minecraft

why compare when we can just enjoy both🤝🤝🤝

Yes

boys

Tomboys

Both.

Yes

Tomboys.

Femboys

oh shit bi panic

I had to doublecheck 5 times if I was on the right subreddit....