I still got PTSD, motha fuck the big three, it's just big me
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If ur actually asking why it hurts its because they have enzymes designed to eat through stuff so they're litterally eating though ur eye. Have fun with that information
What does [redacted] mean here
βThe fact is, you canβt react not knowing what REDACTED
No need to grieve if you canβt see diseases weβve REDACTED
Happiness in truth, we simply view it through a lens, REDACTED
Lifeβs a breeze when you can leave uneasy deeds REDACTEDβ
BRO DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SACRED TREASURE I'M GONNA SUMMON ON HIS ASS
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How many time are you going to do it before you learn to close your eyes? Why do you think all the women you see in porn lose their eyes on the money shot
yeah we needed this information
No, but I needed to do something, and screaming at 2AM is a bad idea.
so the only alternative is jorkβn it π
Reminds me of that one time I held my[REDACTED] after chopping peppers
Thats hot
It was very fucking hotπ’ I still got PTSD
I still got PTSD, motha fuck the big three, it's just big me https://preview.redd.it/24ok1az5q28d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d3508941d35a18799d6d0bec0b51ee2206da03
BOWMβΌοΈ https://preview.redd.it/4so58sb4g48d1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964abeb50ffd41527da2eb1f23e869976c83e526
Something....... Is missing π€π€
Achievement unlocked: pink eye! No but fr wash your eye out with water and hope it gets better lol
I did that already. It has happened before, but this time it went fully in, not like a third of the drop.
It's happened before π
bro has experience π
What was bro doing π
Autoerotic asphyxiation gone sideways π
Who doesn't tbh
"It has happened before" yep alright its official thats enough reddit for me today
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Stand proud, you can't aimπ
I WASN'T EVEN AIMING πππ
BRO GOT INSANE AMOUNT OF PRESSURE DOWN THERE. Idc i can still beat you in a beam clash
I've literally shot it a meter away once. It was the 4th but tho.
Oh yeah? Well have you shot a bird out of the sky? Didn't think so.
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your eye: π€°
So if my eyes gives birth, will I look like Sukuna?
You ain't gonna grow a second dick or get a CT tho, ur only getting the face tumor.
Pocket-mounted Anti-Aircraft gun.
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WHAT THE FUCK WHYY????
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT πππ
You absolute specimen
Thank you?
If you wanna take that as a compliment idk
Haven't gotten a compliment in a while, it'd be healthy to take it as one.
Nice cock π(a compliment coming from a straight guy)
Nice cock π (a compliment coming from a bi guy)
Nice cock π (a compliment coming from a pan guy)
Nice cock π (a compliment coming from an aromantic pan guy)
that's your own fault tbh. i don't even wanna know how or why
I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE πππ
riiggghhhtttt
Dont kink shame /s
fair enough
Bro jizzed in his eye
LMAO
OH FUCK. NOW YOUR EYE IS PREGNANT
HOW DO YOU DO THAT
If ur actually asking why it hurts its because they have enzymes designed to eat through stuff so they're litterally eating though ur eye. Have fun with that information
i do that almost everytime u get used to it dw
How can you be that bad at it
it jus happens bruh
Rip
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You nutted on your eye?
guys maybe genocide isnβt such a bad idea
Bro has some explosive ass fucking loads. Def a goonmaxer
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Look at the comment section. I just didn't want to get banned or smth.
How da hell
Explain. Please
Bro wtf
Iβm in the stripped club, straight up jorkin it
and by it. haha ,well , let's justr say.
my PEANITS
We're you upside down?!?!?!? HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE OTHERWISE!?!?!?
IT JUST SHOT UP THEREπππ
Was there no point in this event where you could've dodged? Do you shoot homing shots, like just point away or something?
Sharp objectd? If so yeah I get that urge all the time I barely haven't done it yetΒ
No, I mean something more nsfw.
Blood?
No, even more nsfw.
Ur mom? Sorry is that a bit too far but idk ejaculatedΒ
Yes. (Not my mom, the other one)
Oh Ur dad
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You good? You look like Ur getting ready to be hand cuffed
BRO DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SACRED TREASURE I'M GONNA SUMMON ON HIS ASS https://preview.redd.it/7z2qe3jm708d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a0268689e155d16ddd1aa5e7bb1f67e7ec8e375
L
How?
The fuck?
The velocity required for that is crazy
I have feeling it's came but idk it's says redacted ππ
It is.
I hate teenagers
That implies that you're not one.
Why does it?
The only reason I knock teenagers around so much is because I am one π
how
C
The agony I felt while reading this is unreal
You mean you have 1 eye left?
WHAT HOW?????
What? How?
you did what in your eye
Is there a joke here that Iβm not getting? Edit: fucking how?
bro was tryna suck himself ππ
Prepare to be a father
ew tmi
It hurts because them little swimmers were trying to impregnate your eyeball.
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Happened to me before. My eye was red and in pain for hours. Just keep washing it out with water
trickshot !!!
No scopeπ
How many time are you going to do it before you learn to close your eyes? Why do you think all the women you see in porn lose their eyes on the money shot
I WANNA WATCH THE PORNπππ
you accidently ehat in your eye.... poked, scratched, tickled, squirted, came????!!!! we need to know.
The last one.
oh..
Bro why. Thatβs just like me saying βGUYS I JUST GAVE MY WILLY DILLY AN MASSAGE AND NOW IT SNOTTED!!!!!! BUT IT SNOTTED ONTO THE [xyz]!!!ββ
Haha⦠first time?
https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagersbuthot/s/wXwhDOw1nl No, not the first time.
This is why you donβt look down the barrel smh
You hit a bullseye
What the fuck πππ
Glued shut foreverrrr
Okay. Okay. Okay. HOW?!
No scope
How even?
Why did you [redacted]? You should [data expunged] to [redacted] the [redacted]
When she [REDACTED] on my [REDACTED] until I [REDACTED] all over her [REDACTED] π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅
Bruh
Burgered
You don't do that "accidentally", ever heard of tissues?
trickshot of the century
JAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAYπππ
No-one needs to know this