This is not the way. It normally starts with speding time together as half friends and then becomes a relationship. You can get used to being single and you may be taken out of it soon, just don't be too kinky other people are scared.
I got my Masters in Mommyology from Oxford, specialising in dommy goth mommies and graduated top of my class. I've been interning for multiple first class institutions, worked for top individuals including prominent Reddit and Discord moderators. I spend my free time doing extra work and aiming to surpass my competitors for the post of bf.
New level of desperation
not on reddit you better than this gang
[удалено]
real asf
This so real lmao
Counterproductive post, why wish for a bf and death at the same time?
Dont kink shame!
the only correct answer
Erm what the sigma (im open)
W rizz
Thank you😂
How to find a pedo speedrun
This does not not seem real, but fuck it I have a lack of self preservation and shame
Ok here goes. Please?
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ermmmm i got this
no ty i have a girl
Same here😎
Too late, the guy I've been talking to gets home from Greece in 2 days! Imma get so many cuddles nyeheheheeee.
What the flip
nice try fed
Desperation i see... but wizz (the app) is on a whole new level of it ngl.
Bro crazy story https://preview.redd.it/ln953et6eobd1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8323691a036eb27c212ed3838c478a450015034
I don't even use it cause horny I just need Weezer friends 😭
Weezer spotted
I am https://preview.redd.it/71r1f0hezobd1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3f2eb0fe0e6d3c765b5ef4c1fe0a4c559c25f28
Me pronuns are Wee/zer
my prnounouns are blue/album
My pronuns are buddy/holly
My pronouns are jonas/cuomo
My pronuns are Pink/erton
8 hours of screen time is crazy
ITS SO JOEVER
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You clearly don't own an airfryer
i love scrolling on [reddit.com](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Surely not on reddit
How are you alone considering you're a goth dommy mommy
I know it's a joke, but like... your DMs will be filled with preds, man. I'll just wish you the best of luck, mate.
Nigha what.
Sorry, babe (casual babe, not romantic or whatever else type there are), I could, but I got eyes for someone else, you see.
Hi
Nah I don't want to get arrested
You'd be better off going to a cafe or something and looking
Bro this ain't it
if what i read is true, dm me, ill be waiting lol
Aue she a goth mommy so where do i apply
pitch me in bae
This is not the way. It normally starts with speding time together as half friends and then becomes a relationship. You can get used to being single and you may be taken out of it soon, just don't be too kinky other people are scared.
No thank you
I’m taking applications, just anyone, please i can’t take it anymore
nah, thanks
Sorry but I.. uhhhhhhh... Uhhhhh. Uhh- LOST IT! Yes... I.. lost my application... Oh well! That's a shame haha! Guess I can't be your bf!
I got my Masters in Mommyology from Oxford, specialising in dommy goth mommies and graduated top of my class. I've been interning for multiple first class institutions, worked for top individuals including prominent Reddit and Discord moderators. I spend my free time doing extra work and aiming to surpass my competitors for the post of bf.
me too🥰
Positive traits: • Silly •That’s it
i can do half of it as in kill you
I'll be friends with you 😃
What about homies, are you taking homie applications?
It's like saying open for pedo invitations
Im good at minecraft
99% pedos in your dms rn
same, can I apply uwu
6’2 strong smart STEM student. Black belt
How would you like your death?
I'm probably everything you don't want
how are you expecting this to go
Bf as in boyfriend or best friend?
Not boy but good friend. (Non binary)
Nuh uh you're one of those psyops 😶 Lmao I'm open if you need me
this is such a strange sub dude
No, no you aren't There's this amazing place called earth. And If you walk around on it you can find a bf.
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Me
No thanks I got a girl, and you shouldn’t be looking on Reddit for a bf. If you want one go be social irl
Why u getting downvoted 💀💀
Cause people don’t want to hear common sense and be told that they should stop what they are doing
Send me the application sheet (I'm in a polyamorous relationship)
Dm me, I'm totally eligible https://preview.redd.it/83joeij3tlbd1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39130d4330ed2bb685cbd6bf940f58bdd2a9f773
I LOVE CASTING TERRABLADE ‼️
Ikr
You dont want a boyfriend who is from Reddit. The men on here are losers
I relate to a Reddit comment?! How is this possible! All men typically suck and that’s the hard truth for women but it’s true
Rip dms
🫂
Cool dm me then. How do I know you're not a creep tho?