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SpiritusRector

Fun fact: Sharapova is a former 16 y/o as well


renome

Source?


SpiritusRector

A fortune cookie that came with my Chinese food order yesterday.


Legal-Cat-2283

Honestly this is fake news. Check your facts before posting.


SpiritusRector

That really hurt my feelings


Mayankcfc_

Former 16 y/o who won Wimbledon


kratly

Fun Fact: Literally every player in Wimbledon is a former 16 y/o. Edit: Should’ve clarified the main draw. Obviously the juniors are going to have kids under 17. Edit 2: yep. Major whoosh. Downvote to oblivion. I deserve it.


humandisaster99

Not Hannah Klugman (if you count the qualifiers).


SpiritusRector

Not the boys and girls of the 14 and under draw.


Downtown_Bit_9339

|————- JOKE————| | | ___| you |———->>


kratly

Yep. Sure did.


EnjoyMyDownvote

I have to downvote because you’re close to -100 and I want to see it get there


kratly

Yeah I don’t blame you. I deserved that. Major whoosh moment. I’m leaving it though.


_Crazy_Asian_

you know why you got downvoted right? not throwing shade, just curious if you know the ex-16 y.o. joke


kratly

…not really.


_Crazy_Asian_

Can't remember after which tournament, during on court post match interview, Andreeva was asked what's the difference compared to 1 year before (something along the line), and she said she's now 16 (compared to 15 last year). So even she is now 17, everyone mentioned her as former 16 years old Andreeva


kratly

Gotcha. Yeah I even remember seeing that interview. I appreciate it. I keep r/tennis unsubbed when the tournaments aren’t in the US just because I like to watch on a delay and don’t want spoilers. Thanks.


NorthNW

Wooosh


TradeFav444

Marry me


Professional_Elk_489

Wrong


Upstairs-Flight-4540

Sorry :(


TakoyakiFandom

Maria Sharapova's age the day she won Wimbledon: 17 years, 2 months, 14 days Mirra Andreeva's age on this year's Wimbledon final: 17 years, 2 months, 14 days


JadedMuse

Makes me feel old as it honestly doesn't seem that long ago where I was watching the '04 final on TV...


ForeverAMemebaser

Black and white TV?


Dafuqyoutalkingabout

Radio and imagination


JadedMuse

No, but it was definitely on a larger CRT TV, the kind where you threw out your back if you tried to move them.


JamangoSmoovie

Don’t need to worry about this one now


CThomasHowellATSM

Cursed comment


djraphi23

aged like milk


Gaarando

Wait what, she lost? I just knew she won the first set 6-1, I had no chance to watch Tennis today, that's crazy.


berardibreezerbb

Let's just hope Andreeva doesn't keep using Russian doctors in the future too


BellsCantor

She would get taller


gideon513

She would be a baller


PressureCereal

Maybe you should call her


heliskinki

and give her a rabbit in a hat with a bat... IT'S CALLED A RACQUET (or racket if you're a wrong 'un)


Yandhi42

It’s written


bouncyboatload

👀👀👀


KpacTaBu4ap

that would be insane


digitalhawking14

Masha hexed her huh 😭 she said only one child prodigy on my watch!


jimdontcare

Still a stunning win over Serena when you watch it again. Didn’t just dominate the final but did so with the steeliness of someone twice her age.


youngcadadia22

And she paid the price for it over the next 15 years


glossedrock

Serena is 5 years older.


tabrizzi

Was Serena injured before or during that match?


Leading_Loss8555

Not injured, complacent. She lost a few finals through complacency and her opponents had nothing to lose but just went for it.


Revolutionary-Bet683

Oh wow! Now I kinda want her to win.


Lucky3578

She's out of the competition already xD


yogurt_closetone5632

two former 16 year olds 🥰


SassyMitichondria

Sharapova still looking like an Amazonian goddess


Wyc_Vaporub

Honestly she went from tennis player straight into her cool, single professional aunt era. that's the lady that necks half a bottle of red and get's you the most expensive present at the family birthday she comes to with her significantly younger new boyfriend


debonairmarmoset

She has a child with her fiancé Alexander Gilkes. Are you saying “single” as in you have to be married to not be single or is being engaged with a child enough to qualify someone as not single?


AncientPomegranate97

It’s a meme, batman


debonairmarmoset

Oh, sorry. I have a life.


deeppurplescallop

I love the fit it's very Wimbledon chic


MediocreTake

Her outfit gives me Subway employee vibes


goodkid_sAAdcity

Sandwich *Artiste*


thedarthvader17

a fashionable sunday employee 


eggoed

Feels very Nature Park / Park Ranger


Professional_Elk_489

Indeed with the green lanyard especially


Zachtyl

I agree, she’s a beautiful woman and she looks frumpy in this photo


Rupert_18124

frumpy reminds me of Kelly Clarkson


AwesomeIslander918

As a former 16 year old myself I can say this is a powerful image


drubujo

There are dozens of us!


recuerdamoi

I remember when i, too, was a former 16 year old.


sadmep

Most people over the age of 16 are former 16 year olds. Most.


Thelandoflambs

Maria is still so gorgeous.


cranberryskittle

"Still"? She's in her mid-30s.


Helpful_Sir_6380

Maria is still so gorgeous for a woman of such advanced age


Frathier

That's wild, she's only 4 years older than me and it feels like I was still a baby when she first came on the scene.


messychica

37 is late 30s but I get your point lol


cagedunderground

tbf it’s also closer to 35 than 40


AncientPomegranate97

That’s cope


twelfmonkey

Damn, she used to be 16 years old, and now she's geriatric.


debunk101

.. and then she lost 😩😩


ImpressionFeisty8359

Masha so stunning.


_welcome

looks like a mom and her daughter at disneyland


obsoleteconsole

The background makes it look like they're inside a giant petri dish


thebigyaristotle

what the fuck does this title mean


twelfmonkey

It is very straightforward, no?


thebigyaristotle

former sperm cell would have been more appropriate


FarHuckleberry2029

and former egg cell


Accurate-List

I watched the 2006 US open final with Maria and Henin over the weekend. Maria was a beauty at age 19.


Marissa_Smiles

Adorable ☺️


tabrizzi

Mirra Andreeva meets former teen Grand Slam champion.


NineOneOneFx

MaSha aging like fine wine! Gorgeous!


AcanthocephalaMuted1

Maria constantly serving ✨


nope79

That’s the stupidest way to Describe someone over ever seen. Maybe call Her Former Toddler… or a Former 9 year old.


North_Ad_5372

It's so simple, I'm not sure why people don't get it. The phrase is: former ... 16yo-Andreeva and not former-16yo ... Andreeva. We're all former-16yo's, but there's only one former ... 16yo-Mirra-Andreeva. What could possibly be confusing about that 😂😂😂


Vectivus_61

Well her older sister also played this year. So there’s multiple former 16yo-Andreeva options.


North_Ad_5372

People not understanding the sub joke is so hilarious, but I'll explain it just for you. When Mirra was 16 the commentators would *constantly* refer to her as '16 year old Mirra Andreeva,' as if the 16 year old bit was part of her name. Now she no longer goes by that famous title we still pay homage to it lol Erica was never referred to like that, being older when she reached the main tour


[deleted]

Something about Andreeva is very unlikable.


kb24fgm41

Former 16 year old ffs, please tell me the title is bait lmao


sujaytv

Former Wimbledon 2024 contender


Melony567

i think i am the rare few who dislikes her. she screams, snobbish, bitchy on court, and dopes.


Helpful_Sir_6380

But she is very hardworking, dedicated, and pretty


thebigyaristotle

caillou looking MF


Helpful_Sir_6380

Thats adreeva


clintnorth

Former 16 year old? This is the dumbest title. We are all former 16 year olds you twat