So if RNG decides it, you could dump an entire magazine of 12 shots into one guy, and kill 6 people on each team. By extension, hitting yourself would also kill someone, since it's on hit...
Committing genocide with a pistol by sitting in spawn
No no non, it hits SOMEONE, not yourself or a specific target, making it so that you either hit your target and kill a random part of their team or you kill someone on your team
Deal damage to build Rage. Alt-fire when Rage meter is full to gain eight seconds of 50% increased movement speed and melee damage, but gain 15% damage vulnerability and can only use melee weapons.
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75% of damage taken is converted to a 12-second damage over time effect. Alt-fire: Take a sip of your trusty hip flask to negate any remaining damage over time!
The hip flask is filled with BONK! Atomic Punch.
Crits Heals the target
This is my favourite one in my opinion after going through all the main comments
Pootis👍
-spenser here
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
ayo happy cake day
Happy Cake day Medic gun
#POW! HAHA!
Oh noo- i am DED *DED*
That heavy is dead?!
Correct!
I want to point out: This doesn’t say anything about healing but not dealing damage
wait.. what? *visible confusion*
You said “Crits heal the target, but you never said “instead of dealing damage”
also I didn't quote how much it would heal, so
Heals a random amount of HP and can overheal
Like an EpiPen. You're healed! Go immediately to the hospital, there is a 2 inch needle in your leg and you might be having a heart attack soon
*+3 degrees random shot deviation*
The roulette gun: inaccurate, instakill on hit, but miss and hit yourself
Don't forget the idiot
It's not instant kill. You should read what exactly does "kill someone" mean on yesterday's post.
So if RNG decides it, you could dump an entire magazine of 12 shots into one guy, and kill 6 people on each team. By extension, hitting yourself would also kill someone, since it's on hit... Committing genocide with a pistol by sitting in spawn
This is why you never let lawyers do balance patches.
No no non, it hits SOMEONE, not yourself or a specific target, making it so that you either hit your target and kill a random part of their team or you kill someone on your team
If you hit yourself you hit someone so the on hit abilities would activate and someone would die so the strategy is to spam on spawn
make it 6
And it has friendly fire
I just wanted to say the same thing
On Death: Piss Yourself.
On death: critical shit
Each bullet fired automatically removes 0.11 dollars from your Steam funds. (I'll raise the value by 0.01 dollars every day until it gets voted in)
[удалено]
*The nostalgia* *It burns*
[yes](https://youtu.be/jHgZh4GV9G0)
Gonna hold off on voting for this one until its as expensive to use as Heavy’s minigun
On kill, increase random crit chance for everyone in the server by 15%
Happy cake day
Thanks stranger!
HAPPY CAKE DAY
Consumes 1 bullet upon shooting
Consumes 1 upon shooting
Consumes 1 shooting
Consumes 1
Consumes
#
(The joke is that i didnt even reply. Oh… shit.)
How nice of the whole population of earth to contribute to this joke.
Didn't even expect it to end up this way, but i'm glad that it happened
The rot consumes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Consumes
Oof, fourth reply
Consume
Consum
Cum
'Consumes 2 ammo upon firing' Same mentality as yesterday's 'on hit: kill someone.' The pistol consumes ammo, but it doesn't say whose.
press mouse2 to shoot coins, shoot these coins and they will go towards the nearest enemy
wrong game
the spare change in my pocket
right game
left game
up game
down game Long time ago 4 nations lived in harmony
middle game
Slightly left game
horizontal game
Game at 17 degree to the right
But that all changed when the left game nation attacked
A meter fills up every 16 seconds, when it's full press 4 to fire a very powerful shot
the coins take 50 cents from your account balance
MACHINE, I AM PLAYING TEAM FORTRESS 2
Machine, I have built a nest in the intelligence room
Change stat to say “On Hit: Kill someone, Genius.”
This would be good except the stat that is applied is that it kills a random person across all of tf2.
It lets TF2 players peep the horror
It kills a random person in the world
Alt fire blows up the gun killing you and everyone around you
Reloading will make your game drop to -39 fps
So nothing changes?
Precisely!
Idk it's a huge increase for me so
Overpowered my TF2 will never run that fast
Alt Fire: Make pornography starring scout's mother.
10% increased damage to your sentry's target
But you can only equip it on scout
On Kill: Revive someone.
Cannot deal Critical Hits
Damn why you balancing the weapon? Don't you know that cripples the weapon? How am I supposed to use it if no random crits?
it also deals 300% of the damage of a normal pistol
+900% damage on spies, because fuck you that's why
This is beautiful
When you die with this equipped, you revive but can only do taunts, and if you do a tauntkill the player gets banned
This is the way
shoots 7 billion grains of rice
When reloading, a random spy dies.
On dead Change team
Level PISS gun
*Weighs 300 pounds*
Can Headshot
On hit: removes keyboard from player
So, on hit u kill someone, on miss you hit yourself But if u hit urself u kill someone... So either way u kill someone???
1% Chance per shot to Spawn Merasmus
Consumes 15 bullets on miss
Alt-Fire launches a sound wave that slows scouts down to 110% speed
On hit: change class to [random]
Consumes 2 bullets per shot but mag size is 100% larger and reserve size is also 100% larger
By evaluating your performance the gun critics you
happy cake day
1 bullet magazine size?
-90% explosive vulnerability on wearer
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
On hit:kill yourself, idiot
On hit: make target dance the conga
Mini crits turn people into dispensers
I like how it doesnt specify _who_ it kills. On hit, it just kills _someone_.
No random critical hits
When rocket jumping gain critical hit
Cosmetic thing: enemies killed with this gun have visually snapped neck.
Deal damage to build Rage. Alt-fire when Rage meter is full to gain eight seconds of 50% increased movement speed and melee damage, but gain 15% damage vulnerability and can only use melee weapons.
+5 style points
On crit kill: kick your victim from the server.
Chance to crit if you Congo with 4+ people
Bot
Level 420 gun
+20% 𝕞𝕠𝕧𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕖𝕕
level 1738 gun
Bullets have a 10% chance of firing backwards
hidden stat: women are irresistably atracted to you
No random crits
Every shot halves your fps, reloading brings it back to original fps
On hit: 100% critical hit
no random critical hits on friday
Doens't kill soldiers on tuesdays
No random critical hits
On jump: smissmas 2015 starts for 10 days
On miss: deletes steam account
No random crits
Alt-fire: Civilian pose
That means that, when you miss, you hit yourself, therefore killing someone
No random critical hits.
On crit: user immediately dies
On hit: Have sex with the neared person A friend came up with this
On hit: marked for death
-45% Clip size
Random crits
On crit end server
Alt-fire: shit urself
Cannot receive crits
Crits pay your taxes
10% gun, 90% porn
On miss: bleed for 60 seconds
No random critical hits
Wait I just realized, this is just a one and done gun, since if you miss and but yourself, you die instantly
Only targets allies
On miss: your hit box grows
The spread randomness is random. It goes like: 0° to (0° to 360°)° This will be some cool chaos
While holding "Reddit" spies can backstab you from any direction
Add "random" after someone It does kill someone. You just don't know who
+0% mag space Rand crits kill a random player in the server
alt-fire: does nothing. idiot.
Every time you get a kill, you gain a random Mannpower
On hit : randomize the enermy weapon
Level 69420 gun
1% chance to explode when shooting (blame soldier for mixing 50BMG with pistol ammunition)
On kill: die
25% damage penalty
On crit kill everyone
Every second the weapon is fired removes (about) 33,333 funds from your Steam wallet
On reload: Reloads the gun
500% slower switch speed on wearer
You can never go back
-99% damage to all
Cannot kill; target is left on 1hp and if they heal they die.
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On hit: Anybody with more than 3 conscientious objectors with porn on them (1 if the porn is furry) is immediately banned
"🤓☝️"
Kill your self
no u 9 years old furry hater
The only right answer
This is hacky and unoriginal.
+25% damage while being underwater, but only during Full Moon (except Thursdays)
On Kill: Sell Your Entire Backpack
Make the picture a Vita-Saw
On hit: Randomised shooting rate.
Kills heal you, to 250 overheal health +15 degree bullet deviation
On headshot: Bullet goes around the map and headshots you
75% of damage taken is converted to a 12-second damage over time effect. Alt-fire: Take a sip of your trusty hip flask to negate any remaining damage over time! The hip flask is filled with BONK! Atomic Punch.
On hit heal everyone around you or kill yourself with a 50% proc chance
Level 69 gun
Replace the "kill someone stat" with a random chance to do anywhere from 0 to 10,000 damage
Always critical hit on miss.
+100% Accuracy
On kill send the dead person to r/sounding
on equip loose 5 brain cells
Shoot them enough and they become alive