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PedroPrisma

Crits Heals the target


BradleyRaptor12

This is my favourite one in my opinion after going through all the main comments


PedroPrisma

Pootis👍


Adventurous_Bear9107

-spenser here


Sr_AmigoEnferno

Happy cake day


_NoIdeaForName_

Happy cake day


Pumpblench

ayo happy cake day


PedroPrisma

Happy Cake day Medic gun


[deleted]

#POW! HAHA!


PedroPrisma

Oh noo- i am DED *DED*


Sr_AmigoEnferno

That heavy is dead?!


Longjumping-Elk-7471

Correct!


Chance-Aardvark372

I want to point out: This doesn’t say anything about healing but not dealing damage


PedroPrisma

wait.. what? *visible confusion*


Chance-Aardvark372

You said “Crits heal the target, but you never said “instead of dealing damage”


PedroPrisma

also I didn't quote how much it would heal, so


PROPLAYEN

Heals a random amount of HP and can overheal


RedTuna777

Like an EpiPen. You're healed! Go immediately to the hospital, there is a 2 inch needle in your leg and you might be having a heart attack soon


NotDevilTF2

*+3 degrees random shot deviation*


plaguebringerBOI

The roulette gun: inaccurate, instakill on hit, but miss and hit yourself


PuzzleheadedWasabi73

Don't forget the idiot


Bruno2Bears

It's not instant kill. You should read what exactly does "kill someone" mean on yesterday's post.


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

So if RNG decides it, you could dump an entire magazine of 12 shots into one guy, and kill 6 people on each team. By extension, hitting yourself would also kill someone, since it's on hit... Committing genocide with a pistol by sitting in spawn


Lone_Wolfen

This is why you never let lawyers do balance patches.


MaximumPotatoee

No no non, it hits SOMEONE, not yourself or a specific target, making it so that you either hit your target and kill a random part of their team or you kill someone on your team


Western-Alarming

If you hit yourself you hit someone so the on hit abilities would activate and someone would die so the strategy is to spam on spawn


Vizz1n1

make it 6


DragonSlayerC

And it has friendly fire


Xsinam

I just wanted to say the same thing


AciefiedSpade

On Death: Piss Yourself.


table2go

On death: critical shit


csavar10

Each bullet fired automatically removes 0.11 dollars from your Steam funds. (I'll raise the value by 0.01 dollars every day until it gets voted in)


[deleted]

[удалено]


CapableMammoth3718

*The nostalgia* *It burns*


Snail1634

[yes](https://youtu.be/jHgZh4GV9G0)


Yellow_pk

Gonna hold off on voting for this one until its as expensive to use as Heavy’s minigun


lastblaste

On kill, increase random crit chance for everyone in the server by 15%


PedroPrisma

Happy cake day


lastblaste

Thanks stranger!


huddy0912

HAPPY CAKE DAY


LukeMaster12_ITA

Consumes 1 bullet upon shooting


Derailleur75

Consumes 1 upon shooting


folfiethewox99

Consumes 1 shooting


LEACarrot

Consumes 1


WinZ_Prime

Consumes


ItzTaser

#


Successful_Rice7988

(The joke is that i didnt even reply. Oh… shit.)


Derailleur75

How nice of the whole population of earth to contribute to this joke.


LukeMaster12_ITA

Didn't even expect it to end up this way, but i'm glad that it happened


TheFiremind77

The rot consumes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


milannn333

Consumes


[deleted]

Oof, fourth reply


chechebi88

Consume


Ivann-009

Consum


LEACarrot

Cum


Sir_Nope_TSS

'Consumes 2 ammo upon firing' Same mentality as yesterday's 'on hit: kill someone.' The pistol consumes ammo, but it doesn't say whose.


[deleted]

press mouse2 to shoot coins, shoot these coins and they will go towards the nearest enemy


TheTypicalOof

wrong game


[deleted]

the spare change in my pocket


ItzTaser

right game


TheTypicalOof

left game


ItzTaser

up game


Matix777

down game Long time ago 4 nations lived in harmony


Miss_dumbass

middle game


AverageBalkanBoy

Slightly left game


unobtainable12

horizontal game


pitchoun3

Game at 17 degree to the right


Such-Assumption-60

But that all changed when the left game nation attacked


Tiranus58

A meter fills up every 16 seconds, when it's full press 4 to fire a very powerful shot


FinnishPatriotism

the coins take 50 cents from your account balance


Carlino_giallo2410

MACHINE, I AM PLAYING TEAM FORTRESS 2


balaci2

Machine, I have built a nest in the intelligence room


WalterWhitJr

Change stat to say “On Hit: Kill someone, Genius.”


Mellow41

This would be good except the stat that is applied is that it kills a random person across all of tf2.


WalterWhitJr

It lets TF2 players peep the horror


Captain-Keeta

It kills a random person in the world


Coolman12323

Alt fire blows up the gun killing you and everyone around you


cringe4lifeee

Reloading will make your game drop to -39 fps


ImaginaryNeon

So nothing changes?


Big_Potential_5709

Precisely!


cringe4lifeee

Idk it's a huge increase for me so


Glass_Pies

Overpowered my TF2 will never run that fast


jbyrdab

Alt Fire: Make pornography starring scout's mother.


boltzmannman

10% increased damage to your sentry's target


DarthJarJar1645

But you can only equip it on scout


Just_Another_Strange

On Kill: Revive someone.


Pixel_Flamex

Cannot deal Critical Hits


TheTomatoWizard

Damn why you balancing the weapon? Don't you know that cripples the weapon? How am I supposed to use it if no random crits?


Pixel_Flamex

it also deals 300% of the damage of a normal pistol


TheFakeYeetMaster69

+900% damage on spies, because fuck you that's why


Fly_Serminov

This is beautiful


noiababe

When you die with this equipped, you revive but can only do taunts, and if you do a tauntkill the player gets banned


TheTomatoWizard

This is the way


pgp555

shoots 7 billion grains of rice


Skankhunt556

When reloading, a random spy dies.


Rodasdo_

On dead Change team


nitroboostboi

Level PISS gun


Lord-Belou

*Weighs 300 pounds*


GreenShyGuy69

Can Headshot


Noideawhatnanetouse

On hit: removes keyboard from player


helicophell

So, on hit u kill someone, on miss you hit yourself But if u hit urself u kill someone... So either way u kill someone???


Piss_Cakehole

1% Chance per shot to Spawn Merasmus


austinstar08

Consumes 15 bullets on miss


[deleted]

Alt-Fire launches a sound wave that slows scouts down to 110% speed


Neon__Wolf_

On hit: change class to [random]


Random123User123

Consumes 2 bullets per shot but mag size is 100% larger and reserve size is also 100% larger


XelaMcConan

By evaluating your performance the gun critics you


PedroPrisma

happy cake day


WindyBoiiii

1 bullet magazine size?


LuckoftheForg

-90% explosive vulnerability on wearer


RADEK_120

Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!


KittenChopper

On hit:kill yourself, idiot


Darkwolf152008

On hit: make target dance the conga


Royalportal

Mini crits turn people into dispensers


Knooper_Bunny

I like how it doesnt specify _who_ it kills. On hit, it just kills _someone_.


[deleted]

No random critical hits


Firebat-045

When rocket jumping gain critical hit


Landscapeus021

Cosmetic thing: enemies killed with this gun have visually snapped neck.


X01Eagle

Deal damage to build Rage. Alt-fire when Rage meter is full to gain eight seconds of 50% increased movement speed and melee damage, but gain 15% damage vulnerability and can only use melee weapons.


user_number-69420

+5 style points


some-kind-of-no-name

On crit kill: kick your victim from the server.


Smallbenbot03

Chance to crit if you Congo with 4+ people


Legonator77

Bot


kiancavella

Level 420 gun


notfoxy9085

+20% 𝕞𝕠𝕧𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕖𝕕


DaKartMonkey

level 1738 gun


pepsicocacolaglass12

Bullets have a 10% chance of firing backwards


[deleted]

hidden stat: women are irresistably atracted to you


EdgyKitro

No random crits


lookingForSomeInfo--

Every shot halves your fps, reloading brings it back to original fps


Business_Mortgage345

On hit: 100% critical hit


System-Phantom

no random critical hits on friday


Acrobatic-Spirit8959

Doens't kill soldiers on tuesdays


DrLudwig-

No random critical hits


IllustriousSail4479

On jump: smissmas 2015 starts for 10 days


bossievossie

On miss: deletes steam account


Hardkiller2D

No random crits


ExhaustedNerd23

Alt-fire: Civilian pose


Drac0b0i

That means that, when you miss, you hit yourself, therefore killing someone


JabbirusMaximus

No random critical hits.


Squidboi2679

On crit: user immediately dies


A_Shadow_Fish

On hit: Have sex with the neared person A friend came up with this


MisterCrazyBones

On hit: marked for death


InitialLight2

-45% Clip size


Mrman1025

Random crits


Glave-dominus

On crit end server


probably_not_bro

Alt-fire: shit urself


SzonigPL

Cannot receive crits


Matrix64_

Crits pay your taxes


antek_g_animations

10% gun, 90% porn


sonicfan9993

On miss: bleed for 60 seconds


Piece-of-Butter

No random critical hits


kingepic84

Wait I just realized, this is just a one and done gun, since if you miss and but yourself, you die instantly


Capnsmith886

Only targets allies


T-HawkMedia

On miss: your hit box grows


Dasioreq

The spread randomness is random. It goes like: 0° to (0° to 360°)° This will be some cool chaos


Alecks1608

While holding "Reddit" spies can backstab you from any direction


invincitank

Add "random" after someone It does kill someone. You just don't know who


EconomistOk3560

+0% mag space Rand crits kill a random player in the server


X-tra-thicc

alt-fire: does nothing. idiot.


Pyrarius

Every time you get a kill, you gain a random Mannpower


GotoGulag-237

On hit : randomize the enermy weapon


DroidD53

Level 69420 gun


Known-Statement1154

1% chance to explode when shooting (blame soldier for mixing 50BMG with pistol ammunition)


ConfuseTheConfuser

On kill: die


Zesnowpea

25% damage penalty


Negitive-Zero

On crit kill everyone


[deleted]

Every second the weapon is fired removes (about) 33,333 funds from your Steam wallet


PL4Y3R117

On reload: Reloads the gun


Omegabyte360

500% slower switch speed on wearer


Omegabyte360

You can never go back


Omegabyte360

-99% damage to all


Omegabyte360

Cannot kill; target is left on 1hp and if they heal they die.


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candypoweredrocket

On hit: Anybody with more than 3 conscientious objectors with porn on them (1 if the porn is furry) is immediately banned


PedroPrisma

"🤓☝️"


candypoweredrocket

Kill your self


PedroPrisma

no u 9 years old furry hater


TheTomatoWizard

The only right answer


AmidalaBills

This is hacky and unoriginal.


Eddie_The_White_Bear

+25% damage while being underwater, but only during Full Moon (except Thursdays)


TheTomatoWizard

On Kill: Sell Your Entire Backpack


AverageVita-SawUser

Make the picture a Vita-Saw


_CREATiV_

On hit: Randomised shooting rate.


Melting_Gold

Kills heal you, to 250 overheal health +15 degree bullet deviation


Aperson1234567890987

On headshot: Bullet goes around the map and headshots you


Co5micWaffle

75% of damage taken is converted to a 12-second damage over time effect. Alt-fire: Take a sip of your trusty hip flask to negate any remaining damage over time! The hip flask is filled with BONK! Atomic Punch.


Fnafieboy543

On hit heal everyone around you or kill yourself with a 50% proc chance


Edoplayer5

Level 69 gun


FnafGangYT

Replace the "kill someone stat" with a random chance to do anywhere from 0 to 10,000 damage


[deleted]

Always critical hit on miss.


Goldbolt03

+100% Accuracy


dermitio

On kill send the dead person to r/sounding


HMS_Jago

on equip loose 5 brain cells


crusaderodsnazzel

Shoot them enough and they become alive