People would 100% end up using this with the caber

God I love that forbidden sex toy.

***Excuse me?***

Whenever I experience a bullshit death I say that I will use the ullapool caber as sex toy instead of whining.

I always had to laugh because a friend of mine compared the exploded caber to a sounded wiener

Sorry… # What?

sex toy

A # WHAT Toy?

aaaaAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

#WHAAAT???

I still miss when caber + sticky jumper was actually viable

>get scout >use on spawn >rush with supersonic speed and qd the medic >replicate a certain american tragedy when the 30 seconds end >repeat Maybe add a penalty that increases respawn time? Otherwise really fun concept

Increasing spawn time would just be not fun, the speed boost and the fact you bassically take double damage with no falloff means you gotta be a god scout to use it effectibly, 30 seconds is a much shorter window than it seems

> 30 seconds is a much shorter window than it seems You know an uber only lasts 8 seconds and can change a game completely?

Yes!!

alright then.

And a match only lasts 10 times 30 seconds (unless it's a payload race/ctf map or one team captures a point)

oh god imagine scout on luci he'd already be a menace in RimWorld imagine him doped on luci in TF2

Dang this scout just hit the fattest rip of luci and now he's got a forcefield belt and two pounds of go juice. SOMEONE STOP HIM :d

In case someone is curious: in Rimworld, Luciferium is a super drug that enchances your natural healing capabilities and sort of gives you enchanced body efficiency (better blood filtration, respiration, better sight and hearing, alongside other beneficts that bassically make a colonist much better all around. The catch is that whoever takes it becomes dependant and if you don't take a dosis every in-game week, the user dies.

How about we have Critacola but it’s Go-Juice Works about the same (plus 100% less radiation!)

*schlurp* Wananannaananna *dies of overdose* *distant demoman schadenfruede*

Glad to see Randy has influence in other subs

drug addiction

How sad

Finally, Pre nerf Caber Demo

My beloved...

Fat scouts would go crazy for this

Say no to luciferium, accept the Go Juice

Sorry lil bro but Go-Juice sucks.....

Also seeing a Rimworld item in a TF2 sub really messed with my head abit, gj

Ill suck it all up

Go juice is the best combat drug

Without a melee, what happens if you run out of ammo

You start a posing

You traded off your melee weapon to have increased firepower and speed, youre still dying so it's worth it

Well what happens? When you run out of ammo you switch weapons

I dunno you just, go pick up a ammo box, is not like those are scarce...

Still no, he meant - would the player model just go into a T-pose or something else?

Probably just keep your weapon out but without being able to fire it

I think medic should have it because of lore reasons (also it would be funny)

Sounds neat. It would break medics sanity further if a scout used it

Hey dude (I’m this little shits friend)

Fuck u

Hey fuck you too

the last stand

I feel as though tf2 is too fast paced for this to work, he would just die again unless he has uber ofc. Maybe could work with some team coordinated uber

Image going this on first slot, Sandwich on second and Stock fists as melee as heavy

So this is a sorta “I’m gonna die anyways so I’m gonna kill as much as I can” type of weapon

Yeah, i did this with the mindset of breaking the whole game's balance in half because is just funny

Add a human leather duster cosmetic too

I knew it looked similar to luciferium

This is a little like Plan C from the Binding of Isaac

This would destroy ze servers

I could argue to remove that he red font since it looks like a collector grade item

Fat scout might be actually okay with this

Perhaps reset the timer if you get a new line of luci?

What about Uber? Can Uber delay the death maybe?

I tought about it and Nope, Ubered people under Luci still explode, so you can totally waste a medic uber with this item Why would i do this? Because fuck ubercharge i guess?

While funny… it would be nice to be able to delay the death slightly but not for the full Uber Only the first second

Dude, this is cool as shit.

luceferum

Put it on the spy secondary slot with the big earner and get insane chainstabs

Finally, the sentry buster

Can you feel the joy?

Buffalo steak heavy with this and the gloves of running urgently

New Strat idea, eat luciferium (equipped in primary slot as scout) wait till its about to run out, bonk and run into a croud

Please add the effect “explosion deals damage to enemies”

*deals damage to everyone around him* Fixed it for you

I was thinking that aswell

the fire force

Ubered phlog pyro is now 30% faster and immune to knockback

This goes crazy with stock über

I'd say remove the marked for death make it deal mini crits and make it so the person can't use teleporters

Hear me out, demoknight with this item.

Call it the Mann's Might. Make the flavor text a reference to Might Guy.

This would go hard with stock über

Kind of like it, doesn't feel quite right if the explosion can't be prevented whatsoever, including uber..

this + Uber charge would be unstoppable

>Any Slot Even my *spellbook slot*?

Any slot? This seems more like a secondary slot.

Oh boy luciferium *schlurp* I’m not gonna sugarcoat it *234 crit* *234 crit* *234 crit* *234 crit*

Wait *280 crit* *280 crit* *280 crit* *280 crit*

I feel like this would go hard in mvm where medic can just revive you on the spot.

Suicidal pyro players getting an extra tool to shave off a whole second on killing players en masse

Pair this with a ubered phlog pyro using their melee slot.

Phlog uber with faster speed, damage buff, and knockback immunity Bad weapon idea

Thanks everyone for your feedback and opinions on this idea!!! i did this as a silly joke post because i really like designing op and absurd items for games, but i genuinly find the responses funny and entretaining. Should i keep doing these for tf2 and posting them?

This would be a good easter egg item drop which randomly spawns on the map after activating a sequence of hidden triggers

On the one hand, full knockback resistance, a movement speed buff and 20% bonus damage would be basically completely unbeatable when combined with stock Uber On the other hand, combining this with the steak sandvich and warrior's spirit would make you deal 137 damage per punch while moving literally _two percent faster_ than a scout, which would be hilarious

So… more than 3x the length of a kritzkrieg Uber? This has to be a joke lmao

RIMWORLD MENTIONED, RAAAAAAHHHHH I LOVE Mental Break: Gave up

no. never add this

Oh look its captain gloomious maximus.

nope. its capitan gamebalance

OK so you mean captain no-fun-allowed

Ok mr killjoy