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crazymanbos

Demomans top hat


Crumboa

Please Valve all I want is a normal non-gimicky top hat. But Valve only responded "Cardboard, elf ears, and cigar hat."


Gregalt

CORPSE CARRIER.


Saxton_Hale32

does it change to the correct class or still scout


Aztekov

Imagine Heavy holding Scout that is shooting Minigun


artyman119

it would be the other way around


1000YearGay

Maybe multiple styles, one for each class?


NGPlusIsNoMore

Spy doesn't put a photo of the class when he desguises he just changes the corpse


HackedPasta1245

Soldier’s stock hat. Just want to recreate that one Piemations video


Rose-Supreme

"**YOUR FASHION SENSE HAS GONE AWOL.**"


Mixmaster-Omega

*begins to knock off hats* Spy: NOOOOO!!


gandcspears

Hutta! *knocks off Archimedes*


[deleted]

Genius


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Mixmaster-Omega

Oh didn’t you know? He made a new one about a year ago called “The Amazing Interrogation”. Here’s a link; https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-vQgwUtcnaE


[deleted]

in that case give us the thousand yard stare for all class


-NGC-6302-

Imagine a scout steals a healthpack and then turns around and stares you down


Happy_Spie

Dangeresque, Too? or Antarctic Researcher


Technotron_exe

Not sure how Antarctic researcher would look on Sniper and Spy


rahimie1231

i guess it would work similar to the deep cover operator


BlizzTM

researcher is an engie coat, I think you’re mistaking it for that multi-class hairdo + goggles cosmetic


Spktra

The second opinion. Make everyone a schizophrenic


TF2_demomann

The officers ushanka


[deleted]

We need an all class Russian style Ushanka


spacewri

the burly beast.


Repulsive_Voice823

Scout be like 'the slender stickman'


Pasta-hobo

Scouts would be "The Sex Bom"


-NGC-6302-

I snorted


Void-Lizard

Pyro's version is the suit ripped open, another suit under it, and chest hair taped to it like the Whiskered Gentleman.


[deleted]

Cute suit


MayoomiSauce

Imagine heavy with the cute suit


KaplanBeni7

Level 3 chin for all classes


Rallikuninkas

Every single one


[deleted]

Absolute maniac


stendaa

GOOD GOD


Matix777

CHAOS CHAOS


Electrop0p

I CAN DO ANYTHING!


BigDardy69

My goodness laddy


FlyingScott_

Hot Case. I want a long trenchcoat for everyone.


CallMeDevil_682

Final frontiersman


maskofthedragon

Jungle Booty


MikeDelleon

what would that look like in pyro


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Shorts over the suit


MikeDelleon

at first i thought of something like [this](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943628057833525311/970426144060997752/IMG_20220501_174656.jpg) lol


oneoldgrumpywalrus

thicc 😩


BarrioMan

Originally it was going to be for the Sniper as well


Clever_Fox-

Chronoscarf


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[deleted]

I love the idea of an all class pit boy but they’d have to find a way to implement it’s hud for every class


Saxton_Hale32

spy is obvious


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[удалено]


SgtMerrick

Scout's various charge bars (Hype, Ball, etc.) Soldier's Rage bar Pyro's Thruster, Gas, Mmmph! bars Demoman's stickybomb count and, Head count, and Charge bar Heavy's Food bar Medic's Uber bar Sniper's Crikey, Jarate charge bar and Head count Everyone's ammo count.


pmedice72

Spy’s cloak charge and various crits or sappers


MaybeAdrian

Pyro's traffic cone


KaplanBeni7

Prince Tavish's Crown it looks cool


MrMortaly

The dogfighter, cmon people wouldnt it look do fucking nice on say Scout with a co pilot and merc muffler


WindowsError1495

Oh lord, Dogfighter and Fuel Injector would look sick. All it would need is a matching jacket!


Gian1_Enemy_Spider

Purity fist ig


akdeleS

altyn


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oneoldgrumpywalrus

Op means either The Breach 'n Bomb or The Eliminator's Safeguard


akdeleS

both


[deleted]

the all farther because it would look really funny on scout


Rose-Supreme

Medic's Fedora.


Phinsyy

Level Three Chin


-NGC-6302-

TLC documentary scout


Vakzin99

Airborne Attire, I swear it would literally become the new Dead of Night


ResponsibleAd7875

Mini-Engie


Xurkitree1

One of Spy's suits. I want demo to get a suit so bad...


AdRound310

Pyromancers mask or the hotrod,


[deleted]

Coldfront commander


Effective-Insect4183

Lone survivor


[deleted]

The Fuel Injector


MayoomiSauce

THE SUB ZERO SUIT


4_The_Gamers

Goblineer baybeeeeee


Jpxfrd__

All of them. Fuck the patriarchy.


Sexpacito

dangeresque too


SpeedyWaffels

Hazmat headcase


Educational-Ad8002

It would be funny if it still clipped with all of the classes


Fritzpoltergeist

Tsar platinum


Dat_vj

All of them


Responsible-Diet-147

The heavy turism. :P


Torkujra

Level Three Chin, so we can have the true Fat Scout.


oneoldgrumpywalrus

I ain't seeing Commissar's Coat in this thread.


MuuToo

Spook Specs. I’d love that hair on Engi and Scout, with Spy or Pyro just having a poorly put on wig.


No-Departure-5527

chicken kiev


Matix777

there are other bird hats for other mercs ig


yoshbiscut69

The death stare from the Halloween 2021 case


LADNG_01

woah is that ocelot spy?


Effective-Insect4183

yeah


TheJesterOfChaos

Pestering Jester


wireframetoast

the hawaiian shirts, demoman and pyro would look good in them


RawChickenDrummies

the thousand yard stare


[deleted]

Basically any pyro cosmetic


battlestoriesfan

The Purity Fist. Give everyone robotic arms.


Scr33n_S4v3r

The No-hat


doozur

Level 3 chin and the belly


OneIndependent7093

Burly Beast


Hafflockman

Demoman's Fro


MedicTF2Official

[Harry](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Harry)


[deleted]

The team captain


PaperBoyy8

Demo’s Afro


henroo_d

Field practice, berets worked with bills hat, why not add a headset to everyone?


True-Whereas4886

The archimedes, it makes all classes killed by explosions release the birb


Turkey_The_One

burly beast, 100% would use it on scout


[deleted]

Burly beast engineer 🤤


IkermlgYT_Reddit

Damn, Metal Gear Solid 3 looking a bit cartoony.


SMG4SuperUltraFan

The vampire (Halloween) costume for medic. Of course it would be slightly altered for every character


Engineergaming26355

Spy's mask(s)


Unfair_Original_1741

Hot Case or A Hat To Kill For Totally not because I want to make cool all-class mafia/film noir loadouts


[deleted]

The hat to kill for is a great hat


anubisalter

Spy crabs are proud creatures


Wellthen-40

Shoulder spycrab :)


Brandoncooldog

Burly Beast


yashaniri-avi

The Chicken Kiev


MasterORBeaterLE

Frenchmen formals


BarrioMan

Trucker's Topper


Educational-Ad8002

I would love to see the jungle Jersey all class, it's a nice jacket and people would finally get satisfaction because that one sfm jacket is finally in


Hank-richard

The henchman set. When me and my friends went henching we were confined to scout


Alt-account-746

Texas Ten Gallon in an eltorro64rus’s animation he put it on demo man and it looked really good


[deleted]

You can actually get pretty close to that with The Hat With No Name painted white but I agree I would love to see other classes get the ten gallon especially soldier


Alt-account-746

Shoot you’re right https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879084326124392520/970522763141971998/image0.jpg


[deleted]

The Hat With No Name is easily one of the best hats in the game


SomeWafflesLover

every single pants for that would fit on spy


[deleted]

Spy needs more pants the breakneck baggies just don’t cut it for him


GrimlokFox

Bird head I want to see it Edit: I was wrong. All classes already have bird heads


[deleted]

There is a bird head for every class


D00mSl4y3r69

Dragon Born Helmet


Paper-World_Man

A Kirby-themed hat which it’s appearance is affected by the class in question * Pyro is Fire * Soldier is Rocket * Demoman is Bomb * Heavy is fighter * Medic is Doctor * Scout is wheel * Sniper is Archer * Spy is Cutter * Engineer is hammer Edit: nvm, misunderstood the question, but that would be cool if licensing issues wasn’t a problem


ZXGore

r/engrish


succboitoni

Das Maddendoktor. Mainly cause I have an unusual one.


Asurerain

Dangeresque, Too ?


Connor-Reviews

The Pip-Boy


[deleted]

Officers ushanka. It would look great on soldier


ez_8979

Kunai


Axtel_A

Burly Beast


throwaway234543534

Yeti


OkQuantity8795

Rogues col roule


DarthWallaceIII

Any armour cosmetic


[deleted]

Id say some proffesionall clothes like blood banker, since i would really like if i could make some good loadouts with tophats.


Rasagiel

Soldier’s Defiant Spartan. Yes I want an universal cosmetic that defines my national heritage as much as other people do for their countries.


BobZygota

The flamethrower


werpyl

because its not truly all class: The all-father. I want a beard for spy.


picardiamexicana

Dead of Night


bravo_6GoingDark

Any hat that removes the characters current headwear and then put it on pyro


Mr_SpecificTF2

Burly Beast


Cat_The_E

the elf set, or the Big elfin deal


Sniper_Gaming0

kringle collection, cause i saw it in randomizer and it actually looked good on other classes


guywhoripsoffarms

Level 3 chin


Zathar4

Level Three Chin. I want fat spy


Beashagtaz

The Sydney Strawboat. I just really like that one and I think it would look funny on the Soldier or the Heavy


hello50000

Dapper disguise, I love handsome Jack but spy dosent have any good loadouts with it


pokemonlover2700

Either the smiling somen (unless a version of it is all class) or Scotsman stove pipe


NoArticle2833

The Exorcizor


jarate-man

pyromancer's hood


JohnGoesDerp

the eyepatch so i can have demoman blind on both eyes


T-14HeavyTank

The Corpse Carrir


UB_Motion

U can’t only change 1 there’s too many good ones to rlly pick


TheRocketeerRover

Semi tame trappers hat (No it’s not cause it’s my only unusual I’m definitely not biased)


MantleRealDeal

Ghostly gibus


Das_Sparrago

Combustible cutie


MiruAn

That one mask that goes for pyro and sniper... "Funny one"


Radio__Star

THE DANGERESQUE


Adorazazel

airborne attire


Sweaty-Lab-7589

I use the voodoo vizier with this one


MasonTime101

The Mexican engineer one


Mmmphmmph

lunatic's leathers


NightBeWheat55149

Cute suit.


TheVeryInkyBendy756

creatures grin i would like to see all mercenaries have a split head


Biggest-wank69

Wilson weave, I wanna play as Wilson don’t starve as every character


Decstarplayz

The Sophisticated Smoker


Kandyburrah

Heavy's Jungle Booty


Personal-Bowl7522

Stout shako so demopan can use it


killerdom2007

Your pretty good


mediocer_person_69

The ushanka


god_tier_username

burning question?


Snacc_Is_Dumb

anger


AdmiralFurret

Crusader's helmet from soldier


mynhamesjeff

Gibus


AlexcSR64

Scorch saver


lucifers-son

the lone survivor


RedRex0

rifleman's regalia


Hellkids2

Corpse carrier


AnbuishUchiha

Brain warming wear


Actual_Passenger51

Gentleman's Gatsby


headcrabking682

Arachno arsonist would be really fun!


[deleted]

It would be cool if ever merc was a different bug


headcrabking682

Oh yeah! Engie already had that fly cosmetic, so we just need 7 more. Also: *SpiDeRS aRe NOt BuGS*


Advanced_Tiger101

what?


error_but_fine

A used condom on your shoulder


MaxTheGamer32123

Clubsy the seal


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ALL HAIL CLUBSY


AstroidTea

The cigarette