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Guy who, despite playing a character who should never take their mask / helmet off, only agrees to be in the movie if he gets to take his mask / helmet off, ya know, despite the fact they're getting paid a gigantic amount of money as is.
***COUGH COUGH*** mandalorian
***COUGH COUGH*** halo show
Jack Black
Definitely Jack black
Unquestionably Jack black
certainly jonk blonk
Positively Jick Blick
Absolute jeck bleck
juck bluck
Jnck blnck
Jrack blrack
Jrc blrc
Non-negotiably Jok Bok
See bro followed the memo and kept the “synonym for definitely”
Yeah, all these fucking posers man
Amen brotha
indubitably juck bluck
100% jork blork
Mission failed guys, we need jack black for enginee
Couldn't Danny Devito be Engi? (he short)
He doesnt looks like engie at all
neither does Jack Black
Or Danny Devito
FRIGI GIGIGI GIGIGI GIGIGI GIGIGI GIGIGI GIGI
Yes, definitely, absolutely.
Why jack black? Wouldn’t he he better fit in with heavy?
Heavy is the rock (and stone)
He could sing through the gas mask
Yea, he does the guitar shred taunt
jack black as medic
noo he should be heavy
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u/sawmill_piss_sniper will be pyro instead
Shouldn’t he be sniper? I mean, it’s in his name
i will make sure he gets one of these, this vital
This is extremely common of these types of posts. OP cherrypicking.
Don’t expect karma farming posts to be honest
https://preview.redd.it/ai2idrli0x9d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c61c8c7307106a34cde1279f70a376b589baa681 not op apparently...
Margo robbie
Fempyro
Literally anyone
Chris Pratt
Random rat you took off the street
Based
John Cena Edit: that's reserved for the spy nvm
Ho counter's jon Cena?
Possibly
It is a cuestion
And here comes the man with a steel chair
Since it's going to be mostly voice over, alan tudyk
Vin diesel
That should be heavy
Sniper is Ryan Gosling just saying. Make Pyro Jonk Blonk
Chris Pratt
William the foe maby had been a great soldier
why is William a foe
Cause he is not American
Tom Hardy. Y’know, the guy who was Bane in The Dark Knight Rises.
It would be funny if Heavy was the Rock
Markiplier
That's medic
Mediplier flashbacks
Oh this is so not necessary Later
Kim kardashian
walker scobell
Schizophrenic man from the alley
Will Smith again
A different A list actor every scene
Me.
Robert Pattinson
Jim carry as sniper
Nicolás Cage as pyro and the rock as the heavy
My uncle
james earl jones or mark hamill
17 raccoons in a suit
Pyro should play pyro
Amy Schumer
perfect for being the least likable cast member
Jerma
Jermarkiplier
Willem dafoe
Whoever’s on set that day
Willem Defoe
Cornell Sanders
Jimmy Fallon
Chris Kratt
Dwany johnson the rok
The rock
Tom Trench
Nicolas Cage
Joe the arsonist
Another Chris Pratt
Emma stone
Chris Pratt
Heavy gotta be Paul Hayman
Guys, it would not be jack black. It should be seth rogan
The Rock
WHY WOULDN’t JK SIMMONS BE SOLDIER
Tom Holland
Lebooboo James
Zhong xina
don't care how early, cause I'll otherwise forget, we need Caseoh for Heavy
Danny Devitto or Joe Pesci
Bane in the dark knight rises
a cool rodent
Tom holland
Awkwafina as director
chris pratt as soldier?
Chris Pratt for everything
Danny DeVito
The rock
Danny devito
Nah i’m sorry but chris pratt can’t play soldier
Putin for heavy
Me
Neil Degrasse Tyson
cgi, save jack black for the heavy
Jack black
tom holland
Jerma
Guy fieri
Chris pratt does play a character who is a loveable idiot very well.
Jerma
Christopher waltz. I have a feeling he would play pyro maybe a bit too realistic.
Summon a demon to play them
Jack black
Ngl. I thought ChiliOfDestiny would be perfect for scout but Jerma works too.
Pyro as Chris Pratt https://preview.redd.it/d20d3yhelu9d1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7224c207708feaca652870b52b3df10c374ddccf
We need to pick an actor who matches Pyro in-game. 6 raccoons in a fireproof suit.
Chris Pratt again
Voiced by Sylvester Stallone
Chris Pratt again
Either jack black, or Danny devito
Willem Dafoe for spy
Pyro
Pyros voice actor and some unnamed guy in the actual suit
Hellen Keller
Pyrocynical Its in the name plus we all know he has a certain "affection" for the character
Makaplier as medic
https://preview.redd.it/li7q7xc4kv9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efe2ccbca32cd539a894992966ac46e63c741803
I mean pyro would stil lbe mumbling so it doesnt matter but i will choose Charles Andre Martinet
Tom kenny
For Sniper: just his voice actor, they’re literally the same person
Mark Zuckerberg
stig from top gear
TOM HOLAND MUST ACT EVERY CHARACTER EVEN THE FEMALES
Pyrocinical
I know Medic isn’t next, but I just wanted to cement this opinion here early on. Jim Carrey as Medic.
Ryan gosling(me)
Pyrocynical
The Rock
Scarlett johanson
Chris pratt
Cynical
Caseoh
Andy serkis
Pyronycal
lol Chris Pratt for Soldier is as bad as Chris Pratt for Mario
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Jerma
Chris Pratt
ChatGPT
Margo martindale
Pillow
Hire danny devito as pyro
WHY, WHY IS CHRIS PRATT SOLDIER
Feddy fazbore
I always thought that Bruce Campbell would be the soldier.
Guy who, despite playing a character who should never take their mask / helmet off, only agrees to be in the movie if he gets to take his mask / helmet off, ya know, despite the fact they're getting paid a gigantic amount of money as is. ***COUGH COUGH*** mandalorian ***COUGH COUGH*** halo show
Soldier should've been John cena
First random homeles guy we find.
Dwayne the rock Johnson
A real, proffesional pyromaniac. *(like, an actual real-life pyromaniac)*
chris pratt
i think that will smith would make a great demoman
christian bale
Caseoh for the Heavy part https://preview.redd.it/rmdedsdmoy9d1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed4f7ceeed3a3958e7242afd80f1c99c1c5c5ab9
Jack Black
They should list it as Spy and leave the actual actor unknown
pyrocycnical, from youtube
Joe Biden
unrelated but Steve Blum shouldve been soldier
Random Homeless Man
Keanu reeves
https://preview.redd.it/5yl8gzm8pz9d1.png?width=421&format=png&auto=webp&s=54e0707f1233afc84a6fe8160088aae097e670f7
Tom Hardy
It should be a still png of his in-game model t-posing
Gabe himself
Do it with anyone but do it manly with rian renodls
Matt Stone
SAM computer voic3
Matthew Lilard