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The--NERD

I wonder why that is?


AmaterasuWolf21

Huh, it's True... kinda risky for parents and or unsuspecting kids


NoahGoldFox

Because us pooltoy furs always spell it as one word, weird normies put it as 2 because they dont think about pooltoys as much as they should.


Laggianput

ok but seriously, those can be SO cool puffy gud :3


The--NERD

Cool as in reffering to the pooltoys themselves?


Laggianput

more as in 'pooltoy fur stuff is very nice' ​ ​ ~~i luv it uwu~~


The--NERD

Pool toys technically can't have fur. ...I'm going to turn you into a pooltoy uwu.


Laggianput

oh no would be a shame wouldnt it :3


The--NERD

Which form would you most want-least hate to be?


Laggianput

i mean, my flair should give it away. :3


The--NERD

Ok, and what position? On back or stomach?


Laggianput

anything works :)


The--NERD

Ok! *You're turned into an umbreon pooltoy laying on its stomach with its arms stretched out in front of it.* Glad I could ruin your life!


okom75

PLEASE DO IT🙏


The--NERD

You're the one whos been asking for it forever, so why not. *Turns you into a pooltoy.*


okom75

Haha I'm still moving and sentient


The--NERD

What?! Oh, whatever. It's too much effort for what it's worth anyway. Wasn't what I intended, but I'm too lazy to fix it.


okom75

Who said that was a problem😏


The--NERD

Oh, trust me, it is. Now instead of having your life ruined, it's now permanently inconvenient, which is still bad.


That-Wolf-Beatu

Tf pooltoy party, hell yea, floating on chilling with others, only costs movement. :3


The--NERD

(Another unwary soul enters my domain, little do they know their life is about to be ruined.) *I'm going to turn you into a pooltoy uwu.*


That-Wolf-Beatu

Go for it, gonna be calming floating in the water with others and being soft x3


The--NERD

Which form would you most want-Least *hate* to be?


That-Wolf-Beatu

Hmm, honestly not sure, whichever one you see fit to choose.


The--NERD

Very well. *Turned into a wolf pooltoy laying on its back with its arms resting behind the back of its head.*


That-Wolf-Beatu

Mmm this is nice •w• Anyways, I must go for quite a bit :3


The--NERD

Later. Though remember that no matter how long you wait you'll still exist in this cursed form when you inevitably return.


That-Wolf-Beatu

Oh nooo what a horrible cuurse! Stuck as a pooltoy just all soft and squesky and floating on water...such a bad daay x³


The--NERD

And not just a bad day, a bad life! You fell into my trap, and now you pay the price. This cursed existence is how you shall spend the rest of your life!


okom75

Yes


mrdembone

it is only fun until a psychopath comes along with a sufficiently sharp object. aka, ME😈


The--NERD

Please, no! You can't do that. They need to suffer, you can't end their suffering with death! If you're a psychopath then you should understand it'd be more cruel to leave them trapped here, forever incapable of anything.


GreatGreenStar

*Genocide route intensifies*


The--NERD

If we're being honest a lot of inanimate tf would just backfire horribly in real life, certainly so when this person is involved.


aver_aver

Ah wait, now I understand the appeal


The--NERD

Well, that's at least the appeal to me, I can't exactly say it's the same for everyone.


Master-of-cool

Haha yeah, I wish. Wait no NO I DONT WISH! I TAKE IT BA-


The--NERD

*Becomes a fox pool toy laying on its back with its arms to its side, in a traditional floating pose.*


Master-of-cool

Actually this… isn’t really that bad!


The--NERD

See, isn't it nice, the gentle rustle of the water, the warm sun on your skin, the comfortable posture devoid of any fatigue?


Ribbons0121R121

kapwing


The--NERD

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