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Bonfy7

"how old are you?" "17" "How long have you been 17?" "Ever since I've put on this sparkly anti aging cream!"


HugSized

I have enough microplastics in me already, thanks


fuckpudding

You’re supposed to specify where they’re stored…


unknown32011

The place where pee is stored you dingus


tsimneej

Micro plastics are stored in the balls


Ihavenoideasaveme

Then why are they in my right ear?


catalyst4chaos

Mine are In my left.


unknown32011

Mine are in left nose


UserPrincipalName

Pee is stored in your batteries. Science, bitch.


unknown32011

Pee is stored in holy water. Devotion, idiot >:]


UserPrincipalName

Blasphemer


A_Cold_Kat

It’s probably made with mica, which is not plastic. It’s a type of rock.


Spice_it_up

I believe that is biodegradable glitter


vlncxntf9

THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER BELLA


Bonfy7

"that's the skin that starts killer looks"


farganbastige

I feel this in my testicles.


Present-nothing-aim

Remember when that gliiter assistant said, "They can't know what it's made of". That's was my que to avoid this like the plague


surethingbruh

What does this mean?


0haltja16

An interview with a representative at one of the leading manufacturers of glitter. They were asked who their biggest buyer was. They said they couldn't tell. This is directly from the article after the representative declined to say who the largest purchaser of glitter was, and what it is used in: "I was taken aback. “But you know what it is?” “Oh, God, yes,” she said, and laughed. “And you would never guess it. Let’s just leave it at that.” I asked if she could tell me why she couldn’t tell me. “Because they don’t want anyone to know that it’s glitter.” “If I looked at it, I wouldn’t know it was glitter?” “No, not really.” “Would I be able to see the glitter?” “Oh, you’d be able to see something. But it’s — yeah, I can’t.”"


LemmyLola

Probably the sex toy manufacturing industry...a lot of those have a lot of glitter in the mix.... for pizzazz lol


0haltja16

Idk if that counts if it is a recognizable, known thing. Sex toys can safely have glitter in it and nobody would bat an eye. Given she admitted in the interview that glitter is used to feed animals in order to track them via glittery bowel movements, my money is on something that inherently sounds dangerous to have glitter in it, like something ingested by humans. A lot of people guessed tooth paste. Idk where to begin outside of my danger theory.


deejayz_46

Oh you mean the largest glitter manufacturer? The military, it's used in chaff flares.


Interesting-Time-960

The most annoying part about having direct access to people online, is the white hats haven't been exposing anyone. Some powerful people has said there's good and bad people with money and power. The good ones stay quite and alone, ignoring the troubles of man currently. The bad are grouping together to have parties.


PiusTheCatRick

I think I listened to an Alex Jones rant that started like this


nsweeney11

Definitely not. They said it's something you would never expect


lazlopoof

I'm p sure that some people uncovered that it was most likely boat and car paints being one of the largest buyers


0haltja16

That's the issue, you can see it. Often when I go to my car I'm reminded of that theory because of how dang glittery the paint is. I used to work in manufacturing, painting interior parts on GM vehicles and I could see the slightest glittery tint on the parts back in 2020. I wouldn't be surprised if Glitterex said that it was just paint as a red herring, because everyone had already guessed paint a long time ago. As for the ships, I'd assume the paint is also visibly glittery. I'm not usually a wacko conspiracy theorist, but I don't trust Big Glitter.


Rururuun

Now I need to know what this is in.


clarabear10123

[Boats I guess?](https://www.reddit.com/r/EndlessThread/comments/zmdvu7/the_mystery_of_the_largest_glitter_purchaser_has/) That’s not nearly salacious enough for her tone, though


0haltja16

That's what I'm saying! I don't trust that answer one bit.


PepsiButItsMilk

I wanna know what it is and who buys it


ajcook888

The podcast Endless Thread did "The Great Glitter Mystery" They answer the question, but I won't spoil it for you.


0haltja16

Idk if I want to beleive the ship paint thing. Partially because of the fact you can see the glitter in paint, and Partially because it doesn't feel right. It feels like a red herring. Like they wanted to stop the speculation. Why would they be so secretive only to turn around and reveal it? Although I only read up on it, maybe there was more concrete proof in the podcast. I saw someone say that people who ride cruise ships don't care enough about the planet to make a scandal out of paint chips in the ocean containing glitter, and I gotta agree. But maybe I also just hunger for craziness. I want drama. I want to learn the moon is made out of glitter.


surethingbruh

Thanks!


Blackout2814

“This is the skin of a killer, Bella.”


as-fucking-if

I don’t know why I can’t award this but it should be fucking gilded


JLPReddit

It should be glittered ✨


the_gum_on_the_floor

I wanna say flares for planes in the military because I think it’d be funny, knowing that’s obviously wrong


jgoden

Fucking Edward from twilight over here shit


MellyKidd

That’s amazingly stunning, but it’s going to transfer to everything she touches. 😅


Bonfy7

She can say goodbye to touching food without gloves for the rest of her life


AegeanAzure

**We don’t wear it for you!**


roger________

I didn't say anything about it, I just said I hate it ❤️


AegeanAzure

My tone had no malice haha. Just kidding around x


roger________

good to know, I don't like to irritate people


Volgaria

It's so pretty though????


brassninja

Fellow glitter lovers unite!


Derfaust

Yeah, that looks incredible


Volgaria

Like literally??? Her skin looks like starlight 🥺


CHBCKyle

I got you sis. Orphic body shimmer is the one shown in the video, there’s also tons of other brands selling the same thing. It’s easily accessible on Amazon and runs like $15. ✨


Smallbees

Add to cart! Imma sparkle so much!


CautionarySnail

And so is everything else in your life! But that’s only a problem for things not bold enough to be fabulous.


Volgaria

Omg, thank you so much!! 💖 Gonna look into it!


Manoratha

Right?? I want some!


TerrieBelle

I want some! Especially now after seeing how repelled straight men are by it. Just an added bonus if you ask me.


Volgaria

Oh ✨absolutely✨


babycuddlebunny

I know I hate that I love it! Like yeah microplastics, bad. But it's so pretty!


Spice_it_up

I think it’s biodegradable glitter


GR33N4L1F3

I know. I love it AND I hate it. lol. The 12 year old girl in me is squealing, but the adult me is going “oh god. No”


Manoratha

Right?? I want some!


nsweeney11

Honestly if I can be a mans worst nightmare I'm sold. Get me 10 bottles


as-fucking-if

Would you pick the bear?


GreyDaveNZ

Something, something, this is harmless like talcum powder right?


blurblurblahblah

"harmless"


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Oh, so Twilight vampires.


Weary_Ice6055

I like it.


UserPotatoWithMash

They use biodegradable glitter and it’s pretty, what are y’all on


birrigai

"A million #*@king diamonds, Michael!!"


Discorjien

For cosplay, I think it's kinda neat. Better than sharpie markers for body paint, in some ways.


AylaCurvyDoubleThick

I…don’t know why this is supposed to be bad imma be honest


yung_another

yeah I don't get it either just looks like a cool body glitter


I_do_kokayne

I saw it one time in person at a strip club. This BEAUTIFUL woman came out and I was in a trance because I couldn’t figure out why she so sparkly. Now I know. To be honest…I wouldn’t have been able to say no to anything she asked. 2 thumbs up for the sparkly but not everyday. EDIT: she wouldn’t be allowed in my car or house with that shit on.


ShadeNLM064pm

(the following is a dirty joke, do not take it seriously) So first date together would be showering together to get the glitter off? And you have crow brain life form


I_do_kokayne

It’s mesmerizing enough for me not to need much convincing. For the shower to appeal to my crow brain, it’ll have to be smeared on me as well. I could imagine being at work and someone making jokes about glitter being on my lips and face. Depending who it is, I’ll lie or I’ll give vivid details.


derpykidgamer

As a dude, I’d wear that. It’d be ironically, but I’m not against it.


grrodon2

Man repellant.


SquishyStar3

Finally


grrodon2

Simps and predators are sadly immune.


SquishyStar3

Damn


Quartnayy

Good. Now I want it even more.


Ella_NutEllaDraws

lets gooooo


DetectiveVinc

"you wont get into my car with that shit"inator


powderedtoast1

stripper sparkles ✨️


godzilla-earth

Everybody gangsta until IT GETS EVERYWHERE!!!


macsokokok

me, a female: ooo sparkly


Environmental_Rub282

Same


coolsqueeze

Gonna need to wash the sheets immediately


BootyliciousURD

It looks nice, but it can't possibly be worth the glitter you'd be getting absolutely everywhere. All over your house, on anything you touch, in every book and cranny and orifice of your body.


paisleyflowerzx

How is this a mans nightmare


Certain_Oddities

I can see why it might be anyone's nightmare, regardless of gender. Glitter gets everywhere and it's hard to fully get rid of. Men specifically? Nah man glitter doesn't discriminate. Glitter is forever.


Donnaholic81

Because it gets them caught.


MouseBeginning9009

Glitter is the herpies of all the craft supplies


Certain_Oddities

Yeah even if it is biodegradable (I hope it is) this sounds like a nightmare. Glitter gets EVERYWHERE. You're gonna be finding glitter for the rest of your life. It is really sparkly and pretty though... but glitter is forever.


Dee-Ville

Oh for fucks sakes now you’re saying I gotta take my clothes to the dry cleaner every time I go to the strip club?!


FiregameYT

Imagine getting this in your eyes, you'll go blind


roger________

I happened to get a lot of glitter in my eye on one occasion, it's just like hell


Ok_Organization3608

/dontputyourdickinthat


TrippieTragedy

This bitch just slathered herself in unicorn blood....


R3alityGrvty

r/ATBGE


PepperbroniFrom2B

great taste*


RedPandaParade

A man’s worst nightmare? Good. We aren’t doing it for you.


bigsamsam02

Yeah we are well aware of this fact. Otherwise glitter would be banned everywhere


roger________

holy crap babe chill out 😭


Suitable_Dietfatss

Iongetit


Less_Homework1560

I can feel the itch right now


KiefBull

My friend has a legitimate phobia of glitter, sending it to him now. He hates Christmas simply for the fact that there’s so much glitter on the decorations


PepperbroniFrom2B

aww :(


AGPyroo

I think im missing something here.


uRude

What's this sharp pain I'm feeling inside my dick. Oh it's glitter


roger________

ouch 💀


UserPrincipalName

Mark Robers new cosmetic line?


Venator2000

My friend calls it “stripper shimmer.”


MuchoWood

That's what tripped me up. Stripper glitter. Gotta be careful next time.


dmbstmbs

no not glitter the annoying little dots, she be finding those everywhere.


snowbear756

This shit makes me uncomfortable for many reasons, I wish not to explain what I feel or even wanna describe in detail or simply.


roger________

yea


martianpee

Busted by wife ish.


Devilslettacemama

Glitter, the herpes of the craft world.


WoopsShePeterPants

Looks good but don't touch me.


MexiTot408

Yes yes because it’s made with men in mind.


derpykidgamer

As a dude, I’d wear that. It’d be ironically, but I’m not against it.


Mario-OrganHarvester

She got that filming nuclear waste fit 🤤


forevrtwntyfour

Well now if a man cheats WITH her his sig other should be able to figure it out by the glitter path


Outrageous-Let9659

Hasnt body glitter been like standard uniform for strippers since forever? Is this different in some way, or is it just that people have only now realised you dont need to be a stripper to wear it?


therealtrousers

Glitter…the herpes of the craft world.


ciliary_stimulai

I love it omg


slicksilver60

r/ofcoursethatsasub


Burgerpocolypse

Glitter is basically just stripper seasoning.


Spirited_Question912

Nice one...


Terereera

Gucking twilight skin


farfletched

We call this one “Planet Ruiner”


Rhg0653

If you have a nice outfit and accent your skin a little with this it can make it pop Too much is just hell


as-fucking-if

Oh my god I love it How can you hate it???? It’s so sparkly 🥺


Enough_Worry4104

Eeeeeyuck. Keep the fuck away from me.