Bruh Zara was Athena's alter ego but only her friends knew it's too deep u wouldn't get it unless you become a delusional goddess and start yappin about how your kindergarten posse called you Nike the Amazingest BawseBitch.
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumberâd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to âscape the serpentâs tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends
And if thee wonders at my strange magics,
'Twas Zara clothed me in these fine fabrics
Exactly ! Just say Athena is your role model and move on. This isn't a YA novel.
No high schooler will ever give another high schooler a poetic and deep nickname. Mine was probably Ironing Board or something.
You are being generous. I hadn't noticed them until now, but have you seen the hashtags she used ? Much profound. Very wisdom. She could have AT LEAST put a #Athena in the middle of all this bullshit.
That she is apparently carrying through her toddler days.
I can confirm she's inti spiritual intimacy and spiritual sex.
Coz she has fucked up my fckn brain and mood.
She is basically saying she just learned who Athena is, years after high school.
Remember how high schoolers talk like: "Wow, this wannabe influencer is so full of contrasts. She really epitomizes the duality of humanity, I think 'Athena' is an appropriate term to describe her graceful stature".
It's also such an incredibly shallow interpretation of Athena, she has zero understanding of the Goddess as a concept. She clearly read the little plaque that had a brief description and ran with it without knowing anything else...
It started with a guest list snub though :) a goddess who wasnât invited to a wedding (Thetis and Perseus? I canât rememberâŠ) throws the golden apple with the inscription âto the most beautifulâ between the goddesses to cause a fight
They used to call me fire truck. Because I wore bright red shoes my first day.
That and probably the duality of my passion for helping people, fuckin up traffic and other passionate shit
In high school my nickname was England, because I was a British person going to an American High school. That's about how far the creativity of kids goes.
My nickname was a shortening of my last name, because there were three other kids in class with the same first name. It got too confusing ("no, I didn't mean you, X, I meant the other X!"), so we just called each other by our last names. But since my last name is rather long, my friends simply shortened it to only two syllables, lol. Not very creative either.
Was it based on your kind nature and love for animals, and your dependability no matter the situation? Teenager nicknames often have many deep, hidden layers of meaning.
LMAO. They also used to call me that because that was the name of a youtube channel I made as a kid that I was very ashamed of in high school (It was a dancing channel lol). I love how the whole point was to fuck with people's insecurities as much as you can. The more you hated it your nickname the more it stuck.
*"though I did not like the duality of my abundant wisdom, I came to accept that I must strive to always personally be happy, which is the purpose of life essentially"*
Well gee thanks for your service
My nickname in middle school was Aristotle because of my profound and lasting impact on the study of politics, mathematics, natural sciences, and philosophy, just to name a few. In the 6th grade, while reading my worn and tattered copy of Dantes inferno with my large and diverse friend group, as one does, a friend turned to me and said "Dante once referred to Aristotle as the master of those who know, you, bedheadredhead, are the Aristotle of our time and middle school" . My fathers name just happens to be Nichomacus, so the nickname just stuck.
No, but really, my nickname was lawnmower because I ate some grass on a dare for $3.00.
Not going to lie, that last picture with the person writing "her majesty the most beautiful intelligent Goddess" had me laughing till I accidently tripped out my door, stumbled into my neighbors apartment and she had sex with me immediately.
Yeah like..there are plenty of ways she could have written about how she identified with the virtues and meaning of Athena, and it could have actually been cool. Instead of weirdly attempting to flex that you actually were annointed as her avatar by Jenny McAllister in 10th grade
For fucks sake. No teenager puts that kind of thought in to a nickname let alone use a greek god as one. At that age nearly all nicknames are based on appearance or a dumb thing you did. It's definitely not because of your "duality of personality" đ€Šđ»
Can we just find a way to stop these vomit inducing influencer self reflective posts?. You're there as a living mannequin *at best*, a human billboard. None of them are deep or introspective, that's fine you literally picked a career that doesn't require you to do all that painful thinky stuff. But don't insult us with this bollocks.
Yes, that's _exactly_ how high school nicknames are chosen: people analyze you, find your best character traits and then choose a matching historical or mythological character. Everybody knows that
âŠ..riiiiight, because a whole group of friends in *high school* were not only **aware** of athena, but studied and remembered characteristics of her and then equated them to this girl to the point of calling her by anything other than her given name.
sure, jan.
She really thought everyone would buy a story where young children are in deep thoughts about the dual nature of athena. Anyone hardly has their friends from lower grade school days.
A guy I know had a thing for a girl whose name was Athena.
We're scifi geeks, so her nickname was [toaster](https://en.battlestarwiki.org/Athena#Re-imagined_Series-0).
She must have interrupted her awestruck stance to ask someone to take her photo and then primped and posed and probably made them take twenty until she got the right one that captured this wonderful, organic, totally natural moment for her.
At school everyone called me Apollo and I thought it was because I had the bearing and aura of an Olympian god. Turns out it was because I once blocked the toilet with a shit the size of a Saturn V rocket. Perhaps something similar happened to old Athena here.
This has been happening for a while now, but this truly is the death of society. She probably gets paid for writing shit like this and probably a lot more than millions of people who work hard working jobs.
Period like this shit pisses me off so bad. The whole post just has that fake influencer feel all over it itâs so fake and cringe. Iâll take my dignity and a real job over this nonsense
Oh absolutely - I wish influencers would just go away - most useless job possible but paid far too much for this garbage. I say the same thing about YouTube "creators" (I'm not referring to ACTUAL creative artists, etc., but the influencer types on YouTube).
Sadly that's a pipe dream. These type of people have discovered the grift and are working it. In their wake lies thousands of others trying to replicate it and failing miserably. The whole thing is a trainwreck.
She needs a reality check, no one gives their friends nicknames that deep, thoughtful and flattering. Itâs more likely that she was called Meatballs because she spilled meatballs on her Zara outfit once, that being called Athena by her peers.
My friends in high school used to call me "Orcus, Demon Lord and Prince of the Undead" because I could raise an army of undead and conquer the world (I didn't but I could).
My friends call me Harvard because I cannot help being a smartass sometimes. Could it be her friends also called her a smartass and this is how she interprets it? đ
Omfg I saw this on my feed last night and had to block her. The caption was cringe as fuck and she has a sadness in her eyes I've only seen in eastern European gay porn videos.
https://etherphon.bandcamp.com/track/flux-state
it's live electronics so no computer, half psybient half psy jungle, thanks :) it takes a while to get going intentionally but i know some find it boring skip ahead if you like
lmao, in summer camp one year the other kids either called me shakira or forest witch because my hair looked wild and messy.
during another summer thing in england the other kids called me germany because i had dark brown roots, the red was grown out and the tips of my hair were blonde, so my hair did kinda look like the german flag.
OP I love you for including the comments! I'm nosy & always dying to see people's responses, especially when OOP posted such a delusional word salad like *that*! đ”âđ«
A girl at my school was called pie face for 5 years because someone threw a pie and it hit her in the face.
Teenagers do not give thought out nicknames.
"Look at that girl over there. She's so strongly rich in contrasts and opposing dualities, wise yet warlike, discerning yet courageous, reflective yet proactive."
"Yeah let's call her Duckface."
My nickname was âDementorâ in high school because i was a skinny kid/teenager lmaooo no one gets a nickname like âAthenaâ unless theyâre giving it to themselves and trying to make it catch on
My nickname at school was shorty or similar things.
Some of my classmates, sleepy goat, goose, penguin... it was just a coincidence all this animal names.
Did she delete the video? I can't find it
Edit:
I found the video after many hours of searching because her name is blanked out here
But actually it's not. Her full Instagram name is on these photos, it just took some careful searching of them lol
In highschool my nickname was âBahriâ, which was a mispronunciation of my actual name, âBobbyâ, and it stuck with me for all 4 years. Wish I had a cool backstory like this. /s
When I was in grade 6 I had a sort of friend and we both liked the Percy Jackson books (this was all we had in common), he wrote in my yearbook âI still think youâre the daughter of Aphroditeâ and I was so repulsed, it was such an ick and I honestly was embarrassed for him
That is to say
I was a big dork and I was friends with big dorks but if any of them had called me Athena I wouldâve been *mortified*
âWow Jessica you know what, you really represent two opposing dualities, wisdom and war. Hey, pals, letâs call her Athena! Everyone, her new name is Athena because of her discernment, courage and reflection!!! Hey Jake, tell the boys! Haley tell your girls! We are calling her Athena now! â
My nickname in high school was âOctowhoreâ got my own definition in the urban dictionary and everything.
Why I got that nickname? Some girl got salty her 19 year old bf wanted to be with a 15 year old.
I don't think people like this don't realize how bad these posts make them look. If one of my friends posted this on IG, I'd help humble them before they float off into space.
teenager nicknames are based off of saying a word wrong or doing something really stupid or really iconic, expecting us to believe that a group of teenagers thoughtfully decided on a complimentary nickname that high lights "aspects" of her personality (idk her) is so funny
She really wrote an entire essay about her wisdom and courage and ended it with "outfit by zara"
Bruh Zara was Athena's alter ego but only her friends knew it's too deep u wouldn't get it unless you become a delusional goddess and start yappin about how your kindergarten posse called you Nike the Amazingest BawseBitch.
I want to be called a BawseBitch
Sorry, I mean everyone always called me BawseBitch from the time I was born and even during the duality of before I was born.
Baby BawseBitch
Baby BazicBitch
Fetus Bawse(genderunknown)
Assigned BawsedBitch at birth
This would make an amazing username. đ
When my son was a fetus I called him Clumpy. Because he was a clump of cells.
The only thing deep here is her foot⊠somehow buried under the floorđ
What IS that pose?
Strikathena! Such a BB! Now all those ladies from the clay pots in the animated Hercules movie are going "Mmm Hmm!".
The comments she's replying with are even cringier. Good god Lemon!
Love the one at the end where someone takes the piss and she responds seriously đ Edit: piss not loss.
Athena does not have time for second-degree, sorry mortals (oufit by Kmart).
I love that you just quoted 30 Rock
Isn't that how Shakespeare closed with like half of his plays? đ
If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumberâd here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme, No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend: And, as I am an honest Puck, If we have unearned luck Now to âscape the serpentâs tongue, We will make amends ere long; Else the Puck a liar call; So, good night unto you all. Give me your hands, if we be friends, And Robin shall restore amends And if thee wonders at my strange magics, 'Twas Zara clothed me in these fine fabrics
đđ Bravo bellissimo! đđ
Ikr đ€Šââïž I visibly cringed when I saw that
She really wants that collab đ
and the last comment "or was i remembering it wrongly?" girl tf? ain't no wisdom running through that brain of yours. just bs.
No wisdom, and no self-awareness. Just air and vanity.
I honestly thought she meant the statue was outfitted by Zara for a second there.
Lmfao stop đ€Ł Zara, goddess of fast fashion and Athena's bestie.
She coulda been honest and said it was a nickname she chose for herself. No highschooler is thinking about her in such a way, let alone multiple.
Exactly ! Just say Athena is your role model and move on. This isn't a YA novel. No high schooler will ever give another high schooler a poetic and deep nickname. Mine was probably Ironing Board or something.
She tried. Sheâs semi-literate at best.
You are being generous. I hadn't noticed them until now, but have you seen the hashtags she used ? Much profound. Very wisdom. She could have AT LEAST put a #Athena in the middle of all this bullshit.
That she is apparently carrying through her toddler days. I can confirm she's inti spiritual intimacy and spiritual sex. Coz she has fucked up my fckn brain and mood.
She is basically saying she just learned who Athena is, years after high school. Remember how high schoolers talk like: "Wow, this wannabe influencer is so full of contrasts. She really epitomizes the duality of humanity, I think 'Athena' is an appropriate term to describe her graceful stature".
Exactly how high schoolers talk, never met a high schooler who didnât talk like this đ„Ž
It's also such an incredibly shallow interpretation of Athena, she has zero understanding of the Goddess as a concept. She clearly read the little plaque that had a brief description and ran with it without knowing anything else...
Plus she's not sure who's the greek goddess of beauty
Tbf, there was a goddess of beauty and love (Aphrodite), but when there was a contest to decide the most beautiful goddess, things got a little dicey.
Is that the one with the guest list snub?
No. This is the one with the golden apple that led to Paris being rewarded with Helen of Troy, and leading to the Trojan War.
It started with a guest list snub though :) a goddess who wasnât invited to a wedding (Thetis and Perseus? I canât rememberâŠ) throws the golden apple with the inscription âto the most beautifulâ between the goddesses to cause a fight
Youâre not wrong - this story starts with a guest list snub and ends in the golden apple, Helen of Troy scenario :)
Most nicknames also derive from in depth analysis of personality and comparisons of said qualities to mythological or historical figures, too
3 syllables. 3 syllable nick names?
The duality of her white clothes to that shit stained contouring on her cheek bones
"Dude I bagged her last night. Cold and brittle, like a statue"
She needs to forget about Athena and check out Narcissus
I'm surprised she can stop looking at herself long enough to check out anyone else.
Well she certainly canât be compared to Alatheia lol
She is the type who wouldnât know Narcissus was a boy not a girl #goddessofwisdomfail
I'd bet actual money she had a nickname like "Snooty" or "Pita".
Pita?
Pain in the ass
Ooooohhhhh. Thank you.
Lol. I thought they meant Puta but Pita works too...
She really liked shawarmas
Pain in the a## I assume
Sheâd be lucky if the nicknames were that nice đ„Ž
Do you actually know her? I'd love to hear somebody give an honest high school take lol
I never understood why they called me this and haven't talked to them in ages but let me give you a run down of why they called me this.Â
They used to call me fire truck. Because I wore bright red shoes my first day. That and probably the duality of my passion for helping people, fuckin up traffic and other passionate shit
The last time someone compared themselves to Athena they got turned into a spider so weâll see where this goes
came to say this but you beat me to it lol
At least she didn't say she was a better weaver than Athena.
In high school my nickname was England, because I was a British person going to an American High school. That's about how far the creativity of kids goes.
My nickname was a shortening of my last name, because there were three other kids in class with the same first name. It got too confusing ("no, I didn't mean you, X, I meant the other X!"), so we just called each other by our last names. But since my last name is rather long, my friends simply shortened it to only two syllables, lol. Not very creative either.
My English husband's classmates were slightly more creative. They called him "Pip" after the South Park character.
My nickname in high school was Hagrid, I'm a woman.
Ahahahaha ahhh, children suck
Was it based on your kind nature and love for animals, and your dependability no matter the situation? Teenager nicknames often have many deep, hidden layers of meaning.
Mine was Kanye (before all the controversy). Not because I was good at music or anything, just because I loved myself
LMAO. They also used to call me that because that was the name of a youtube channel I made as a kid that I was very ashamed of in high school (It was a dancing channel lol). I love how the whole point was to fuck with people's insecurities as much as you can. The more you hated it your nickname the more it stuck.
Bacon and petrolium here
Pleeaaase make a satirical post about this
*"though I did not like the duality of my abundant wisdom, I came to accept that I must strive to always personally be happy, which is the purpose of life essentially"* Well gee thanks for your service
Threw up in my mouth a little when I read that part
My nickname in middle school was Aristotle because of my profound and lasting impact on the study of politics, mathematics, natural sciences, and philosophy, just to name a few. In the 6th grade, while reading my worn and tattered copy of Dantes inferno with my large and diverse friend group, as one does, a friend turned to me and said "Dante once referred to Aristotle as the master of those who know, you, bedheadredhead, are the Aristotle of our time and middle school" . My fathers name just happens to be Nichomacus, so the nickname just stuck. No, but really, my nickname was lawnmower because I ate some grass on a dare for $3.00.
Thatâs a good deal. Canât get anybody to eat grass for less than 5$ now. Thanks Obama
Not going to lie, that last picture with the person writing "her majesty the most beautiful intelligent Goddess" had me laughing till I accidently tripped out my door, stumbled into my neighbors apartment and she had sex with me immediately.
I was there. I was the door.
I was there i was the neighbor's husband
I was the cum
U sure grew up fast, huh?
Yeah Iâm no longer just a little squirt.
Lmao
This caught me so off guard, Iâm crying.
I was the four inch door hinge
I love it when you hold me up
I was the guy trying to get through the door, thank the almighty Gods that I was stopped before the galaxy imploded
The comments section was on fire! So many people calling her out. I was dying
âI hope you helped and supported herâ bro, fifth grade? They probably called her âShAt-thenaâ until they graduated.
Ikr and sheâs talking like she wouldâve been any different
OK but she's full of grace and wisdom tho so of course she'd be different
Sheâs standing like sheâs about to wee on that marble floor. I hope Zara doesnât mind yellow patches on her wares.
Right? Seriously though what is that pose? Sheâs gonna fall right over. đ
Her foot looks like it's under a rug but the floor is solid
itâs because of the marble in front that blends in with the floor if you look at it a certain way
The âI had a classmate named Athena she shit her pants twiceâ had me sobbing Instagram comments r so funny
This was the only believable part! classic Athena!
This is actually so embarrassing omg
Itâs goofy asf for sure. Like if youâre gonna write allat at least make it believable đ„Ž
Yeah like..there are plenty of ways she could have written about how she identified with the virtues and meaning of Athena, and it could have actually been cool. Instead of weirdly attempting to flex that you actually were annointed as her avatar by Jenny McAllister in 10th grade
Right? Like âgrowing up, my favorite character when studying mythology was Athena and this is whyâ would be so much better
I was nicknamed after a Goddess of Wisdom but also #Here #Are #Over #A #Dozen #Hashtags #About #How #Cute #My #Outfit #Is.
For fucks sake. No teenager puts that kind of thought in to a nickname let alone use a greek god as one. At that age nearly all nicknames are based on appearance or a dumb thing you did. It's definitely not because of your "duality of personality" đ€Šđ» Can we just find a way to stop these vomit inducing influencer self reflective posts?. You're there as a living mannequin *at best*, a human billboard. None of them are deep or introspective, that's fine you literally picked a career that doesn't require you to do all that painful thinky stuff. But don't insult us with this bollocks.
Exactly like ffs whoâs believing this bs
Great post though OP! This really got under my skin haha
Yeah, because teenagers go âthis girl in my class is so rich in contrasts, just like the goddess Athenaâ đ
Girl, you were named Athena because you would give everyone a massive headache
Yes, that's _exactly_ how high school nicknames are chosen: people analyze you, find your best character traits and then choose a matching historical or mythological character. Everybody knows that
The research alone takes weeks.
âŠ..riiiiight, because a whole group of friends in *high school* were not only **aware** of athena, but studied and remembered characteristics of her and then equated them to this girl to the point of calling her by anything other than her given name. sure, jan.
bonus points for the misuse of POV
I think Athena used to misuse POV, so itâs on brand.
Her paragraph doesnât even make sense. Her character is strongly rich in contrasts? She loves him? Who is he?! Utterly bizarre.
She really thought everyone would buy a story where young children are in deep thoughts about the dual nature of athena. Anyone hardly has their friends from lower grade school days.
Wisdom, intelligence in practiceâŠ. Wear a skirt, never shit your pants ever again
Definition of âword saladâ. Also is she a ballerina? Why is her foot like that.
A guy I know had a thing for a girl whose name was Athena. We're scifi geeks, so her nickname was [toaster](https://en.battlestarwiki.org/Athena#Re-imagined_Series-0).
Or do I remember wrongly đ„Žđ„Žđ„Ž
She must have interrupted her awestruck stance to ask someone to take her photo and then primped and posed and probably made them take twenty until she got the right one that captured this wonderful, organic, totally natural moment for her.
Thatâs why I love Instagram comments tho, no one gives a shit and everyone is roasting her đ
Cuz yous a stone cold beotch!
"Day one of creative writing" hahahahahha
At school everyone called me Apollo and I thought it was because I had the bearing and aura of an Olympian god. Turns out it was because I once blocked the toilet with a shit the size of a Saturn V rocket. Perhaps something similar happened to old Athena here.
This has been happening for a while now, but this truly is the death of society. She probably gets paid for writing shit like this and probably a lot more than millions of people who work hard working jobs.
Period like this shit pisses me off so bad. The whole post just has that fake influencer feel all over it itâs so fake and cringe. Iâll take my dignity and a real job over this nonsense
Oh absolutely - I wish influencers would just go away - most useless job possible but paid far too much for this garbage. I say the same thing about YouTube "creators" (I'm not referring to ACTUAL creative artists, etc., but the influencer types on YouTube). Sadly that's a pipe dream. These type of people have discovered the grift and are working it. In their wake lies thousands of others trying to replicate it and failing miserably. The whole thing is a trainwreck.
Bruh my nickname was Legolas on fentanyl
How do you support someone that shit their pants twice "Wow that's the second time amazing job Athena "
Encourage them to be their best. If theyâre gonna shit they may aswell blow a hole in their pants next time. Beat their own record.
She needs a reality check, no one gives their friends nicknames that deep, thoughtful and flattering. Itâs more likely that she was called Meatballs because she spilled meatballs on her Zara outfit once, that being called Athena by her peers.
My friends in high school used to call me "Orcus, Demon Lord and Prince of the Undead" because I could raise an army of undead and conquer the world (I didn't but I could).
The pick-me energy is off the charts with this one
Her post was so awful but by the end of the comments I almost felt bad for her. No mercy lol
Her replies to every single comment are just as cringe
âDay 1 of creative writingâ đ
My friends call me Harvard because I cannot help being a smartass sometimes. Could it be her friends also called her a smartass and this is how she interprets it? đ
In high school they called me Pericles because I was in student politics and my speeches were long and boring
Omfg I saw this on my feed last night and had to block her. The caption was cringe as fuck and she has a sadness in her eyes I've only seen in eastern European gay porn videos.
Iamverydeep
Outfit by Zara
*barf*
How can a human lack so much self awareness
Sheâs not like other girls. She wears Zara.
All these POV posts are never POV
How does this bullshit get 55k likes but I can't even get 2 people to listen to a song I've spent a month on, fuck the world.
Send me a link to your song, bro, I would love to listen to it.
https://etherphon.bandcamp.com/track/flux-state it's live electronics so no computer, half psybient half psy jungle, thanks :) it takes a while to get going intentionally but i know some find it boring skip ahead if you like
If anything, someone called her Athena once and she thought about it forever
Thatâs being generous. Someone probably said her name and Athena in the same sentence once by accident.
lmao, in summer camp one year the other kids either called me shakira or forest witch because my hair looked wild and messy. during another summer thing in england the other kids called me germany because i had dark brown roots, the red was grown out and the tips of my hair were blonde, so my hair did kinda look like the german flag.
0 people ever called her that. She's just writing her own fan fiction.
The fact that she misused POV annoyed me even more
wow she sounds unbearable
Pretty sure any of her educated friends called narcissus
iirc Athena was an extremely jealous bitch
OP I love you for including the comments! I'm nosy & always dying to see people's responses, especially when OOP posted such a delusional word salad like *that*! đ”âđ«
In my highschool the mean kids nicknamed a girl in a wheelchair âhot wheelsâ⊠yâknow, cause kids are assholes.
âShe doesnât even go here!!!!â, sayeth her high school
A girl at my school was called pie face for 5 years because someone threw a pie and it hit her in the face. Teenagers do not give thought out nicknames.
Iâm dying at her calling Athena âhimâ then âherâ. Youâd think sheâd know who her doppelgĂ€nger was đ
I didnât even notice that đđ„Ž lmao
I had to re-read it more times than Iâd like to admit to make sure my brain wasnât messing with me đđ
"Look at that girl over there. She's so strongly rich in contrasts and opposing dualities, wise yet warlike, discerning yet courageous, reflective yet proactive." "Yeah let's call her Duckface."
Yapping
https://i.redd.it/rsndkyrj25c31.jpg
Imagine her middle name is just Athena and she told her friends she liked to be called by her middle name.
They also called me Epiphanes because i am a living god in human form
I have a friend called Athena.... But that's because that's her actual name
My nickname was âDementorâ in high school because i was a skinny kid/teenager lmaooo no one gets a nickname like âAthenaâ unless theyâre giving it to themselves and trying to make it catch on
Nicknames in her high school: "Athena" Nicknames in my high school: Pecker. Deli boy. Stink Dick.
My nickname was my initials bc those are my initials
Athena would never pair cream and white
My nickname at school was shorty or similar things. Some of my classmates, sleepy goat, goose, penguin... it was just a coincidence all this animal names.
Her middle school had a very active Classics Club
No one called her Athena lol
Don't let her gaze into a lake y'all, gods forbid she learns about Narcissus next.
Did she delete the video? I can't find it Edit: I found the video after many hours of searching because her name is blanked out here But actually it's not. Her full Instagram name is on these photos, it just took some careful searching of them lol
Instagram comment sections are really unhinged sometimes.
My name doth be Liz, thereforeth I was Lizard đŠ. This is so similar wowoweewowwow
In highschool my nickname was âBahriâ, which was a mispronunciation of my actual name, âBobbyâ, and it stuck with me for all 4 years. Wish I had a cool backstory like this. /s
Maybe they called her that cuz she wore a helmet to school.
https://preview.redd.it/c5rx5fiog18d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57d738f288ba807d7adb94ae14ecaf377a2cc7b8 lol
Sounds like she was just a headache for her dad
> wrongly
When I was in grade 6 I had a sort of friend and we both liked the Percy Jackson books (this was all we had in common), he wrote in my yearbook âI still think youâre the daughter of Aphroditeâ and I was so repulsed, it was such an ick and I honestly was embarrassed for him That is to say I was a big dork and I was friends with big dorks but if any of them had called me Athena I wouldâve been *mortified*
Anyone else wonder TF happened to the rest of her shoe in the first picture?
Thereâs a table that the statue is on thatâs covering the rest of the shoe. I saw that too and had to do some zooming.
Ah ok. Thank you!
âWow Jessica you know what, you really represent two opposing dualities, wisdom and war. Hey, pals, letâs call her Athena! Everyone, her new name is Athena because of her discernment, courage and reflection!!! Hey Jake, tell the boys! Haley tell your girls! We are calling her Athena now! â
Oh dear Lord. I made it to paragraph 2
Girl, no one was thinking this deep about you, I promise.
when i saw this on my feed i thought they called her athena to mock her being flat chested. i was confused w the camera shots lol
When I was in high school I got called "Dancing Machine" because one time at a party I danced really good. Shit, man, I got pretty lucky.
Itâs the Greek nose
My nickname in high school was âOctowhoreâ got my own definition in the urban dictionary and everything. Why I got that nickname? Some girl got salty her 19 year old bf wanted to be with a 15 year old.
I don't think people like this don't realize how bad these posts make them look. If one of my friends posted this on IG, I'd help humble them before they float off into space.
teenager nicknames are based off of saying a word wrong or doing something really stupid or really iconic, expecting us to believe that a group of teenagers thoughtfully decided on a complimentary nickname that high lights "aspects" of her personality (idk her) is so funny