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planeterougedev

If the chick is thick, you must acquit.


TurnDown4Whom

If I rub a tit, you must acquit


enjambd

Your honor, motion to say "DAMN"


ASexyHooker

Where’s my goblet of justice?


Morelike5gayam

She is a PAWG your Honor


Formadivix

Your Honor, motion to dismiss the charges on the grounds that I can fix her


ErrlRiggs

Permission to approach the bitch


DownJonesIndex

Day one, we are getting you a big ass, thick legs and a nice rack. We are going into that courtroom and she will be a PAWG with a nice face. We are getting her a tight pantsuit. A new hair do. Your honor, could an ugly bitch that shoots people do this?


cltnthecultist

Imagine if Dasha was hot


jhenryscott

Dasha is a man


lemonyprepper

That’s hot. I fucked him


DavantRancher

Dasha is about this bread. Have you heard about Donghua Jinlong ?


[deleted]

Imagine if Dasha got that gross ass mole removed


dolantrampf

I heard Ginny Sack had a 95 pound mole on her ass


[deleted]

I'm sure this joke won't have any lasting effects or repercussions.


m31transient

Wait, I don’t get it.


Formadivix

You never had the makings of a varsity poster


OkPineapple6713

She actually did and it grew back.


cltnthecultist

Is this real?


My_Favourite_Pen

Not all moles regrow if you cut them off. Just look at Jake Flores.


OkPineapple6713

Yes! She posted video of her getting it removed on her stories and later said it “didn’t take”.


DownJonesIndex

If this hot girl goes to jail imma kill a bitch. Imma go outside and kill a bitch and it will be on you.


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

Motion to sike that from the record


thomastypewriter

I’m gonna write her so many letters


inprofile

motion to bust your honor


Pirate-boi

That ass doesn’t deserve to be behind bars :(


electricvelvet

My face deserves to be smothered between those thighs


Pirate-boi

She could smother my gay away


SaddamJose

I'd put a bar in her behind


gayjoerogan

Nothing hotter than a bad bitch who is dangerously bad at her job


TurnDown4Whom

Can I just smell it before she gets booked


um_ur_chinese

Nah lemme get a whiff after she’s been in there for month or two. That musty prison muff 😤


zaforocks

And they say romance is dead.


DONT-PM-ME-BOOBS-PLS

Jesus Christ


O-Mesmerine

ladies and gentlemen of the jury… who amongst us hath not, at one point or another, coveted a *delectable* slice of pussy pie


Chrispeedoff

More like she was on the movie set of Bust


Celtic_Fox_

Outrageous! Egregious!


JD_98

Ludicrous, even.


Cletus69VanDamme

This is the straightest thread I've ever seen in this sub. Y'all motherfuckers need penis!


NoBus1332

Who is this ? What did she do ? Can I fuck her?


Substantial-Pop-556

The one who gave the loaded gun to Baldwin


ElChunko998

Not guilty. I can fix her and teach her range and ammo safety precautions.


Substantial-Pop-556

Here comes another whiny hetero bitch claiming she needs fixing. God forbid women have hobbies


ApocApollo

Genuinely not guilty. She was the gun girl and they had her doing prop inventory. And they told her to not even come in to work that day.


mcnichoj

Multiple people complained the set was fucked during multiple shoots and others complained on sets of other movies she had done in the past. This was never going to be an "if" situation but "when".


boojieboy666

Nah she guilty. It was like her job to make sure those guns were safe at all times.


O-Mesmerine

just imagine, this could have all been avoided had congress allowed alec baldwin to scream a particular word at donald trump


Moonbased

cheeto!!


WordsworthsGhost

She was framed


Substantial-Pop-556

And what a frame she has


WordsworthsGhost

Trueeeeee


Pot_Master_General

Ya I framed her.


jhenryscott

Rust armorer


ChicanerousBIG

>Who is this ? What did she do ? Can I fuck her? -Every woman in genpop 2 seconds after she walks in


thomastypewriter

I already did


Tom_A_F

Your honor may I suggest 18 months of house arrest in my condo so I can keep a close eye on her?


Bravesguy29

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


electricvelvet

😏👉


FusionFountain

🫨🤌


dolantrampf

Your honor after 2 months in a women’s prison the pussy will be ruined forever


og_aota

God I wish they were sending her to men's prison


Alternative_Fold718

Why? Are you posting from there?


og_aota

Nah dog, I'm actually ***wayyyy*** up in your mom's box right now, putting a serious hurting on her cervix


Crimsonking842

That's weird, I'm also way up in his moms box and I don't see you here. I'm literally round house kicking her cervix over and over.


DoubleRods

let me touch the clit then you must acquit


-copache-

shit, shoot me idgaf


backonhighway61

free my girl.... pawgs cant do no wrong


ASexyHooker

I remember her I fucked her


ApocApollo

She’s going to run that prison.


-Shmoody-

Amber if she was hot but also had racially congruent lips


MacroDemarco

https://youtu.be/twQeObqu8SU?si=poIcmt6OaJZrK87g


yungsolipsist

Damn who shawty tho


electricvelvet

Hannah Gutierrez-Reed 🥵🥵🥵


Justindastardly

I bet her dick is huge!😍😍😍


BabyUGotAStewGoin

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I would like to submit to the court exhibit DD.


h00krB00tz

Who is this beautiful whore?


mattchinn

This chick said the prosecutor corrupt, the judge “paid off,” the jurors were “stupid” and all this would hurt her “modeling career,” in her recorded jailhouse phone calls. A *genuine* moron.


762_54r

ok but you see them thighs tho


SkinnyStav

Still seems like they shouldn't be allowed to use her phone calls in court if they're not evidence of a crime. Seems corrupt to me.


electricvelvet

I wholeheartedly agree. Makes no sense. How is telling the jury "hey you guys, this thottie said you're all dumb as shit and you suck eggs" probative in any way lmao. It's certainly prejudicial. I think that's rule 402 Edit: its R. 403, damn. So close


mattchinn

I don’t believe this was admitted as evidence but submitted after her conviction at sentencing to paint a picture of her character.


mattchinn

They didn’t use the phone calls for her conviction. The used them during the sentencing to paint a picture of her character.


SkinnyStav

The real life version of scrolling through someone's reddit history, hoping to own him.


mcnichoj

It's like when someone goes on a game forum asks why they got banned and then an employee shows up with the chat log where they said the N word a bunch of times in game chat.


willferrellshairs

Well I guess I'm Trans now


Drew_Rooster

I am placing you under my girlfriend


boojieboy666

She’s hot but I’m gay


vidiazzz

Your honor I'm gay so I'm unaffected by magic


Itaintgreat

Who's this toighty?


Joshomatic

She’s gonna love it


AreYouCrazyBro

Very rare body type for a white girl. One of my white coworkers has almost the exact same body as this, but she talks with a cartoonish lisp, there’s gotta be a bit there. She always dresses in super tight clothes also although to be fair just about any clothes would be super tight with tits and ass like that.


Detectivechinkstink

Imma tryna be sentenced to 18 months in her (Jk I’m gay)


bluechew_anon

I like her to rust my armory if ya catch my drift


baldeaglenyc

I’d let her mishandle my firearm.


turnbeltsintolunch

who's this woman


Pugduck77

Redditors are obsessed with fat bitches


ArgonathDW

You’re a fat bitch, lemme slap those rolls 🤚💥🍔