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JuiceLocal

Im a huge car guy (some might say the hugeliest) but he makes me want to sell my car and start walking


ThorntTornburg

Hey ahhhh, where you walggin' to my man? Don't follow the big oaf to his trugg.


JuiceLocal

I can’t tawlk!


Ducks7324

Bout to get that hogzilla


JuiceLocal

Gimme 😈


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TruDuddyB

You're a dinostaur, b. Telsas go lights speed.


Hap_Hazard

You sound like a filthy steak microwaver.


ThorntTornburg

And the best thing is you get to walgg around a neighbourhood for 2 hours scoring addies and baddies while the Tegsla charges!


smalby

Y'niver hurd of charging overnight bubba?


ReleaseTheButtCraken

Nah b, that’s during peak man dragon time. CIIIIIIINDEEEEERS!!!!!!


ThorntTornburg

The charger lead won't reach from my cabin in the woods B! I can't make the mountain come to Mohammad.


willi1221

Speed a flight


DickDrippage

That's his audience demographic. Low hanging fruit bapa.


Lig-ma

i thought it was meant to represent the old "stolen" logo with the lightning bolt that got replaced with the flame. but the e v thing might be a double entendre


Engelswings

As a soy, European cyclist, I'm glad this sub can bring us both together in comradeship.


ImprovementLost4595

Get an Electric mountainbike. He already left that grift.


SludgeFactory1

start mountain bigin b


ruggeddream

3mi every morning at 4am B


Bestefarssistemens

Ill walg with ya..Straight to my trugg


Azndude50

Combustion engine cars still need a battery to run. Someone might wanna tell Bapa that.


DontKnowWhoToAxe

No time for that, B. Upper bawl bearing broke off and Bapa pulled an all-nighter installing carbon fiber fenders


Guessed555

Carbon fiber cup holders, b


Landsharque

Those add like fivdy horsepowel b


TheMindsEye310

And adding some pink fuzzy dice to hang on the rear view mirror, with matching windshield wipers.


ThorntTornburg

You a megganic B? I need to to supercharge my air filter hook me up.


simpledeadwitches

Nevermind the fancy iPad and QOL bullshit his loaners come with that I'm sure he and Messican love.


fakeprewarbook

baddies, baddrees, dun count


lunchpaillefty

Bapa has the old timey crank on the front of his cars, b. And his headlights are gas lamps.


NicholarseBrooks

Fugg that b, he's gonna buy a steam engine like 🪓 J Leno


TheMindsEye310

Bapa crank starts it like a Model-T ford.


Intricatan

Can you remind me please, why do we call this braindead "Bapa"? Would much appreciate it.


PensecolaMobLawyer

How's bapa? 😈


Ronaldinhoe

longtime fellow feline here. Don’t know if there’s an exact origin but my guess is that messican would call 1st chombie papa. A good majority of Hispanics use that term on males. What is official is that he started referring to calling his kid Bapa in stories. Changs picked it up and mocked him for it for saying it wrong. As usual he got butt hurt and would call other people Bapa or Bubba, to the point that Callen was using “Bubba” out of nowhere, my guess being to cover up for the redact and demonstrate its a term they always use. Obvious Ray Pest doesn’t say it anymore and it always felt unnatural when he would say it.


Drakkar_Jaune

Thiccc Boy Electric Bike Club in shambles


Apprehensive_Way8674

Was thinking the same thing


statikman666

If your hammies could tear at any moment, you'd have ridden an ebike too


ListenToKyuss

Too bad it got stolen :'(


ColdGuess

Those poor hammies! Casey Affleck had tairs in his eyes B!


Massive_Sir_2977

Drives me KNAWTZ!


Order_Flimsy

🤣 That anti-lightning bolt sleeve art. This still a thing to mock? Like ragging on a dude for looking metroseggdual?


PussyChang

He truly has the mental capacity of a redacted child. He never got past the “no girls allowed” sign phase.


Guessed555

Well you know what him and the boys did during lockdown?


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Dey would fugg awl nite! But you gotta bring a stool for Toe, he never wanted to hump dirty Brandon


ballinben

> he never wanted to hump dirty Brandon I think you’d be surprised.


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S_Steiner_Accounting

Every neight? Bean cheese bean cheese bean cheese.


Falloutt69

Fast foward a few years, bapa gets an eleggtrig trugg and goes: "Always been into highbreeds and grin energee b. Always been an egofrendlee guh tryin to help the egosystems"


Yyrkroon

Used to sell solar panels from my mom's closet.


NicholarseBrooks

Alaways been a solar guy b 🪓 J, me and the sun talg iivry day, chombies call him ungle Sol.


-Wiggles-

Cawlldit


-Marcellus-

Doesn’t he have a lightning too? Haha. Yes I know it’s meant anti-electric.


simpledeadwitches

[metroseggdual](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2450/8595/files/brendan-schaub-scooter-swifty3.jpg?v=1539683674) you say?


1ncorrect

His hat era was quite the sight. What a soyboy.


GeneralBurg

Wow, he’s so in love with himself


Order_Flimsy

Adowlniss.


LifeClassic2286

Yet the redact scoots around on an electric bike. Water we dune hair


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dilirio

Holy fuck the "anti-electric" logo on the sleeve is legitimately something GothicKingCobra would make lmao. Fuck sickos and fuck Priuses


CONSIDER_A_KEBAB

TWU, ever since the sub got removed I’ve missed interactions with the Cobros


FatMosque

Did anything dramatic happen to get the sub taken down?


DamnJaywalkingIguana

Similarly to the commentor you replied to, I fell off after the sub was banned. But I think it all culminated with the Jessica saga and our gothic bad boy being kicked out of his apartment. Basically all of the doxing of Cobes' apartment complex, incessant Doordashing and calling of cops probably led to the sub being reported, more closely examined and the Reddit powers accessing the situation as terminal. Probably for the best really, but it was a wild and often boring as hell ride.


toggaf69

I still think the person that told him how to use duster should be put in prison or some shit. TMDNWU


butt_Pee69

TikTok brought a bunch of people who just started posting a lot of things they shouldn’t of


DAH517

TMDWU


donthomaso

F-fuck electric doodt.


OC80OriginalFormula

Circle of protection on combustion engines


zxain

Black flame to light my green engine


BigWhiteDope

Drive All Fast Gas


MysonOfChenae

no lectrecity


ColdGuess

Lectrecity is for soooy boooyz!


GeppaN

I haaaaate tristy carls.


jabronified

Leggtricee


ThorntTornburg

Fast pass, wipe ass.


helena_sa

Drive Fast, All Gast!


Organic-Possession53

All farts all gas


Darkk_VoX

Bapa hates electric cars until Toe gets one


irotinmyskin

If I was Rogan, I would just buy and drive a Prius for a week, and rave about it in front of Bapa just to see how fast he changes girs and turns that into his whole new personality.


ConfidentSearch8648

Talmbout the hybrid?


PM_ME_YOUR_KITTY

“You know my nickname while fighting was The Hybrid because I’ve always been balls deep into electric ⚡️ vehicles bapa”


lechuckswrinklybutt

Ohhhh… that’s a good one. Y’one of the thousand B?


pisspot26

Hilarious if he got Clin to come onto JRE and bond over Priuses


NeOxXt

Toe has a Tesla S Plaid bestowed upon him by Elon himself.


justanotherfan6hd

Joe has a Tesla


teepee81

I think Ray Pest also has or had one


clickclick-boom

Callahan has one and it gave birth to a great shit-eating moment for Schlob. This is when the bloated idiot judged every car by 0-60 times, and because he knows nothing about cars he walked right into a comparison with Callahan on 0-60. Callahan had to inform him that his Tesla was faster than Schlop's car in this category, which Beandip didn't believe so he had it pulled up. Humiliation for the gairhead when Callahan's Tesla came out on top. He really is an absolute moron.


Arbysgoodmoodfood

I'm pretty sure Joe has had a tesla for years. 


MesWantooth

Toe has a Model S Plaid and he loves it...Part of Bapa's rigid stance against all electrics is a passive-aggressive dig at Rogain for ignoring Bapa a lot and elevating other people higher in his friend circle.


pm-me-nice-lips

Remember when his stupid logo had that exact lightning bolt shooting out of the bottom of it? Absolute knob head.


ConfidentSearch8648

So his redacted gairhead channel gets 6K grand views. So you buy $6K grand worth of merch and you’re surely winning a kibbertecked king shocked Ronda roushey trugg?


tox_oplas-mosis

This gotta be at least another $6k grand https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/sxDOK6HphE


-Hello_Friends-

Nah that's the thing about the giveaway. It doesn't matter how much shit you buy or even if you're the only person to enter the raffle. It's going to be won by Axe J's friend who lives down the street.


AttemptedReplacement

Is the thiccccccc boi fuck boi brand done now? Whatever happened with the wizkey? Haven’t seen any clips or any cats talking about it anymore. Another failed venture?


penus_poop69

He said he sold it, and the fact that he isn’t lying ivry podcast about how much he made off the deal tells you that he took a big time bath.


ColdGuess

What would the buyers be paying for exactly!? That redacted brand, or the "award winning" design!? I'm starting to think Brenda/Thiccc Boy is indeed a money laundering gig! Look into it!


penus_poop69

I’m sure they offered him pennies on the dollar for whatever stock he had left (which would’ve been basically all of it) and rebranded it with plans to sell at a more reasonable price point.


FrankyZola

a comedy club worker posted here once saying that she worked one of Schaub's shows and never saw so many no-shows for prebought tickets... just saying!


Organic-Possession53

DEAD / ABANDONED


ekpyroticflow

It’s a “No Neural Firing” logo and for once Brendan is not a hypocrite.


RomandoArman

No electric? That include bikes B?


nsaps

Hold up hold up, pause Two wheels Dun count


Different-Estate747

Course it does, B. Not legtric cars, no legtric bikes. No legtric walkin. If you hafta use your legs, it's a 🚫🚫🚫 Thiccc Bois get thiccc from sittin on their fatasses.


ThorntTornburg

I swear if this was the longest winded joke like way way way +1 million times longer than Harland Williams chewing celery, I'd say you wanted to get me you got me Bapa. But it's not. It drive me NUTZZ! What a redact.


edicivo

If "try hard" was a person, it'd be Bapa. Which is somewhat ironic, considering how completely inept and lazy he is with everything he does.


NeOxXt

These shirts look like SloJo made them on her Cricut the night before and Bapa ironed em on before he left for work. Thankum.


kris_s14

Did Elon Musk piss in Bapa’s cereal.


donthomaso

If Rogan got a Tesla and posted videos of it being all giddy, Bapa would do an 180 so fast he would tear both his hammies for real.


tgunz0331

Bapa hates Harry Potter b, ax Jay.


Different-Estate747

"Harry Potter... mor- more like uhh... more like Prince Harry, amiright?🫳🙍‍♂️😡👅 More like Prince Harry!🫳🫳😡 Like Prince Harry"


TheBrothersClegane

“You know your boys always been a slytherin B”


Apprehensive_Way8674

The president of the Thiccc Boy Bicycle club would like a word.


DlphLndgrn

Erryone knows that a white circle inside of red with a black symbol with sharp edges is a great look. Even the germans in the 30s knew.


AccountingtheseGainz

Likge a chiiiriiy on tip, b


philadelphia76

Yeah cause electrics are for pussies! Right Joe? Joe?


VelouriumCamper7

Big middle school energy from bapa here.


Claraxsh

This merch looks interesting. Is it worth getting?


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Omg, I thought you guys were kidding about the title of his fucking show…wow, he looks so lame when Andrew Callaghan did that years old, looks like an old copycat


thefishingguy1

I'm auntie elegg trix b


Stout1765

Elegtrig is for soy boys! How many chigs ya fug


DongFolly

Looks a bit SS Storm Trooper. You a member of the Nicey Party B?


Stone0777

Would you microwave a steak Bapa?


FrankieRollins

You know those guys that saw The Fast and The Furious and became car guys overnight?? That’s this redact


GritGrinder

He used canva clip art on his merch


OBlastSRT4

Lmao that’s so redacted. What is he 5?? Why can’t you just appreciate both??


kAALiberty

He will be delivering Uber eats in a electric car by 2027


simpledeadwitches

There's not enough social distancing between the letters G, A, & F.


DarkMode54

Drive All / Fast Gas


Aggravating_Sun_1556

Since he had to remove the lightning bolt as the piston rod from his logo he had to put the lightning rod somewhere.


stevealmost

It looks like a white supremacy symbol and in nazi party colours…


JWal0

Yet EV’s actually “go fast” and will smoke your fav gas car bapa


Silver-Ladder

At first glance I thought it was anti vaxxx logo but this is worse! Smart for a car guy podcaster to alienate a growing market


CheezPabloEscobar

It’s a motor company.


EggsAreTrash

“All Gas” with a logo that looks like explosive diarrhea exiting a butthole


Da_Plague22

"Motor co" is the goofiest shit. You don't do shit. You take a photo with a part and then come back a week later when it's installed.


vectors_and_chokes

The sleeve graphic looks like a nazi propaganda symbol 😂


shellbert_eggman

>MOTOR CO. Water


StonedMagic

Being against electric cars is so pathetic. No one cares that you need a big noisy truck to cover up your small dick insecurity.


Single-Perception163

DRIVE ALL FAST GAS


nailz50

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Select_Bonus_9567

It’s clip art merch


AscendedMasta

DRIVE ALL FAST GAS


Glass-Ebb-4420

A red, white and black logo on a sleeve, haha what could possibly go wrong…


lordsofcreation

It means No Ford Lightenings


Mor10-84

the cringe this guy delivers each week is unbelievable! praise him


Plane-Bandicoot1907

For be obsessed with combustion engines, I highly doubt he knows the difference between 2 stroke and 4 stroke engines.


Morepastor

Drive Fast No Alternator


Positive-Pin3712

If this dumb ass were to see this shirt in the wild and it wasn’t his merch,he would read it as “Drive All,Fast Gas” then make fun of it.


ConsiderationKey1658

Can’t wait til he’s all about EVs


crispin2015

Who’s buying this shit?


methmountain

Even though the 1st version of his d.f.a.g. logo had a⚡on it....🤦‍♂️


MyLittlePoriferan

in 6 months he will lease a Telsa and talk about how amazing it is.


ImprovementLost4595

"Motor co" yeah right.


Ducks7324

Ya know I’ve always been a fan of Chick Hicks fugg that Lightning McQueen!!


LackCrafty1860

On brand then


Boops_McGee

He's not anti-electric car, he's just making it clear that his first stolen logo is not being used.


WasWasKnot

He’s taking a stand against EV’s, why🤔


Gob_Bluth420

Ya heard em B. CUT THE POWER CHIN!!


Hayder2021

It’s really too bad he didn’t pay to print all the new merch with the stolen logo and have to throw it all away


banjofitzgerald

Bro is looking like a background extra from The Flash in a scene where protesters are wanting flash to stop. He looks like he’s beefing with Zeus.


Sequetjoose

I do admire Bapa's shameless attitude towards grifting. Once he commits, he's immediately bawls deep into something he knows nothing about. It would be great to see someone check him by challenging him to install a part himself.


Nagrom49

What a weird hill to die on. If your trugg donn burn fowsil fuewls donn cout den.


gedai

His idea of fashion is t-shirt designs that have been derived a million different ways for other brands.


Corned_Beefer

I don’t want that.


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Man, what a bite off Andrew Callaghan old channel


Successful-Egg8345

Flame cool and bolt not cool. Absolute idiot


Bofus420

Dude the no electric thing isn’t even something he cares about lol but he’s suddenly all in on that


Entire-Amphibian320

Gas yes, electricity no. The most redacted gearhaid.


Kenworth_Kid_63

Dude creates clothing brands off his 2 month old lifelong passions


10-7heaven

it's amazing how dope he thinks his dumb as dogshit ideas are


AdministrativeCopy89

Counter Kultiral B


jonwalters1001

Brenda has more issues than time magazine. I feel bad for him at this stage.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

You know what the bess business brains are known for? Bucking emerging trends to be edgy. It’s not working.


Atsmmi

Also sounds like andrew callahans podcast called 'all gas no brakes' check it out ya'll


5ergio79

Doth redact runneth his chariots without batteries?


NectarineRare5309

The fires on wrong side of the piston there bud.


speedway65

It does look like a “no electric” on the sleeve. What an idiot. Can’t wait til a car guy comes up and starts talking “what stall torque converter are you running” uhhhhhh. The best kind. Uuuuuhhhh check out this custom. Uhhhhh. So you like these tires? Pretty bad ass, right?


OBlastSRT4

LA motor co??? The fuck is he talking about???


fightbackcbd

You ride an electric bike b, lose my number


MisterHappySpanky

Drive all fast gas


BDRParty

Once again, this guy used to love yapping about mountain biking trails with an e-bike.


MultiMayhem

There’s fire under the piston and not on top. lol now that’s redacted. Biggest car guy though. FML 🤦‍♂️


PayLeyAle

Drive F.A.G., checks out.


DustyGuzongas

Drive all fast gas is a turrble nam b


bandofett

Drive All. Fast Gas.


Old_Design4824

What’s drive all fast gas? And where can I get some?


LionzThaG

Reminds me of the PlayStation Xbox wars.


famoussd

Says the guy that drove a Prius


basildathird

Drive All Fast Gas 😎


methmountain

I miss thicccboy records 🙁