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AndrewPDXGSE

Wonder if he’s now the league’s Taco


Truck5555

“Hey, Vincent Van Slow, what are you drawing over there?”


metfan1964nyc

At least an Eskimo brother.


baneofdestruction

How does a guy who can't spell get into Marquette? I smell collusion.


jamesnollie88

I’M NOT FREDO (Jokes aside though for anyone curious this is fake news that was debunked months ago lol. Apparently Marquette posted a graphic before showing all the players on the basketball team with above a 3.5 GPA and it was the whole team except him so then people started with the jokes that he was dumb, then he got injured in January and some Twitter account posing as a sports journalist tweeted that he failed 3 mid terms and was on academic suspension. The NCAA academic compliance officer at Marquette responded and said that’s completely false and he posted a pic of his grades but the lie is spreading again after the draft like with this tweet. The NBA doesn’t use the wonderlic and even if they did it’s not scored in percentage points it’s just however many questions you get right that’s your score, plus it’s out of 50 questions and there’s no partial points so you could not mathematically get 7% of the questions correct.) Edit for clarity: when I say “he posted a pic of his grades” I mean the kid posted his own grades obviously the compliance officer didn’t tweet out a students transcript lol


dustinosophy

Thank you for this breakdown, of the situation and why the wonderlic joke has levels of funny I hope he leans into it by releasing a jersey that misspells his own name.


MacArthursinthemist

I mean plenty of college players had good grades and can’t read lol Tyreek Hill had a 3.5 and people have to remind him how to tie his shoes every morning


HazMatt_23

Goddamn mouth breather


ReddyMcRedditorface

He’s got a ~~dirth~~ dearth of knowledge! edit: as do I!


Limp_Satisfaction843

Dearth means a lack of


culminacio

After that, Ruxin offers a lack of teeth to intimidate, but gets corrected and that makes no sense


AsymptotesMcGotes

Your robe’s on backwards


DapperTies-

He might be a taco but is he more of a taco than Tacko? For everyone wondering, this is misinformation and basketball draftees do not take the wonderlic. Also these scores aren’t public.


CuteTransportation13

Frittata


eagledog

Nice to see that players are still getting through college while being illiterate. Some things never change


TheMachoMustache

Tell me your daddy got you into Marquette, without telling me your daddy got you into Marquette.


zestfullybe

I’m sorry I’m late I got distracted


El_Kabongg

Damn lower than Ricky Davis that’s tough


uncledoobie

Ruxin ate my answer.


DorsalMorsel

Not a scrappy gym rat is he?


Comfortable_Force_54

He needs to read the scoreboard? I’m confused


PAUMiklo

dude apparently cannot read but you bet your ass he got into college inplace of another deserving non athletic kid because he can put a ball in a net.


mikenglish13

Yeah this is just a running bit on Big East Twitter, been happening this whole season. Kolek is actually smart and got a 4.0 GPA this last semester while leading his team on a nice tournament run.