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greendemiurge

OUR MOTHER HAS BEEN ABSENT, EVER SINCE WE FOUNDED ROME, BUT THERE'S GONNA BE A PARTY WHEN THE WOLF COMES HOME!


CupBeEmpty

It’s one I share with my daughter. I explained to her the symbolism and now she thinks of mom as the wolf. I’m not sure which child she is and I am hoping for no fratricide.


greendemiurge

Once you zoom out on these old stories it always gets messy. I would have loved to give my daughter the middle name of Antigone because she's an amazing character but I couldn't get over the implication of incestuous parentage.


CupBeEmpty

Getting comfortable with uncomfortable stories is a life lesson to be sure. Antigone is a really pretty middle name though. We’ve always gone with family names which are very often religious. “Oh yeah your namesake was crucified for the faith. He died willingly as a martyr.” But I’m a religious sort and teaching my girl biblical stories involves a lot of explanation.


greendemiurge

A lot of explanation indeed. There was a funny episode where my wife attenuated the violence from the end of the David and Goliath story only for me to later tell our five year old daughter that it wasn't the stone that killed Goliath but that David cut off his head with his own sword once the stone had laid him out. Strangely enough, we did give one child Ganymede for a middle name and that wasn't too uncomfortable, but it's more of a reference to Rosalind's pseudonym in As You Like It than to Zeus cup bearer


CupBeEmpty

Now that’s a heck of a middle name. We named you after a barren fatty lifeless rock, but hey you at least have a magnetic field and you’re bigger than Mercury. And yeah, everyone thinks it was the stone. Wait until you hear about going out and collecting foreskins.


Same-Hedgehog3703

I’M GONNA BRIBE THE OFFICIALS, I’M GONNA KILL ALL THE JUDGES, IT’S GONNA TAKE YOU PEOPLE YEARS TO RECOVER FROM ALL OF THE DAMAGE!


CupBeEmpty

As a lawyer I only sing this one privately in the car


PKStarstormed

I AM A BABBLING BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOK


fox_in_the_headlight

ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GONNA WRIGGLE UP ON DRY LAND


breezynapster

🗣️📢 SING SING SING FOR THE DYING OF THE DAY SING FOR THE FLAMES THAT WILL RIP THROUGH HERE AND THE SMOKE THAT WILL CARRY US AWAY YEAH SING FOR THE DAMAGE WE'VE DONE AND THE WORSE THINGS THAT WE'LL DO OPEN YOUR MOUTH UP AND SING FOR ME NOW AND I WILL SING FOR YOU


steeldragon88

I can hear Peter’s bass while reading this


WeeHann

This! With incessant rage.


CupBeEmpty

This and with saintly intensity


s_360

AS I CROSS THE MACON COUNTY LINE


WoodyMellow

HOLT BLVD, BETWEEN GAREY AND WHITE.


CupBeEmpty

THE APERTURE YAWNING AND BLINKING


AtlasGrey_

AND THE HEADSTONES CLIMB UP THE HILLS


readingismyescapism

IT WILL BE TOO LATE BY THE TIME WE LEARN WHAT THESE CRYPTIC SYMBOLS MEAN


CupBeEmpty

And repeat


PieRevelry

HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND


corvibae

Scrolled too long to see No Children! Every time it comes on when my wife and I are together we immediately hold hands "I HOPE YOU DIE / I HOPE WE BOTH DIE". It just feels good.


beignets4days

LIKE A TRASH CAN FIRE IN A PRISON CELL LIKE THE SEARCH LIGHTS IN THE PARKING LOTS OF HELL


tl13tm

This is the one


alien_electricity

GOD BLESS ALL VAMPIRES EVERY NIGHT


CupBeEmpty

God damn you vampires for what you’ve done to me.


toastasks

TWIN HIGH MAINTENANCE MACHINES


OnePunch_OutToLunch

I do the backup "rise if you're sleeping, stay awake" on High Hawk Season a lot around the house


FranksRumham19

This is a top 3 MG song for me! It puts me in this indescribable trance listening to it when I let myself zone out to it. Love the whole album.


CupBeEmpty

I like it when they get folksy. And it’s so much like religious chant or hymn. https://youtu.be/SvdSjrgkfYk?si=6ob6oBtcA1F07Oif That might interest some. I love the biblical references. “Seriously Peter I asked you to stay up.”


FranksRumham19

I always have the urge to atleast hum it for the following, "You must give to the March of Dimes! You must be on guard against wickedness at all times!!!" "The MAGPIE Comes at Noon" "RUNS THROUGH HIM WITH A BROAD SWORD" " Aren't you that old wrestler with the bull whip? Yes Sir, That's me. I'm him"


steeldragon88

If you’re not screaming every line of Golden Boy what are you doing with your life?


CupBeEmpty

That’s me I’m him is definitely one


97soryva

WE RAISE UP A LITTLE ROOF AGAINST THE COLD ON SOUTHWOOD PLANTATION ROAD


coolpapa2282

No bad choices in this song, but the one I actually can't resist is "LA LA LA LA LA". :D


TokyoBayRay

LIKE GENUINELY AFRAID.


LatAmGymfam

WITH LITLLE WATER AND A LITTLE BIT OF SUNLIGHT LIGHT AND A LITTLE BIT OF TENDER MERCY And all of Amy tbh


ososalsosal

AND I AM CAHHHH-MING HOOOOME TO YOU


GargleHemlock

HAIL SATAN!!!! HAIL SATAN, TONIGHT! HAIL SATAN!!!! HAIL, HAIL!!!


gregorsamwise

I WAS headed down to Tampa


VampireRoutines

*driving up from tampa


gregorsamwise

note to self: driving up from Tampa headed south out of Bangkok


abluecolor

ABOUT *THE WEATHER*


shazzadoo

I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me!


godlessgreen

A girl named Cathy wants a little of my time.


dacelikethefish

Mistreat your alter boys long enough, and *this* is what you *get*!


elwookie

NEVER SLEEP, REMEMBER TO BREATHE DEEP


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PM___ME

AND THE CORNET BLOWS AS THE OLEANDER GROWS Gotta be my top answer


AtlasGrey_

AND US TOO NOT THE SAME PEOPLE THAT OUR OLD FRIENDS KNEW


coolpapa2282

I have confused so many people with this one while walking around in public places with headphones in....


emmiepsykc

This one sticks in my head for dayyys.


AustinAbortion

BIG BUS HEADED SOUTHEAST FROM THE COURTHOUSE, BUT I’M NOT HEADED SOUTHEAST FROM THE COURTHOUSE


emmiepsykc

WELL THEN I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO GO TO CLAREMONT anytime I am in Claremont for any reason


clusterdupcleverkids

WHERE THEY MANUFACTURE WHAT I NEEDED


HugeMcBig-Large

the best ever death metal band out of Denton will in time both outpace and outlive you HAIL SATAN


Phoenyxoldgoat

Had to scroll way to fuckin' far. HAIL SATAN, TONIGHT!


LostSurprise

I'm harrrrd coorrre, but I'm not that hardcore. I'm pretty hard corrrre, but I'm not that hardcore. And despite being pretty non-violent, I find it difficult not to sing about sticking someone in the eye with a foreign object. Sucks me in every time.


emmiepsykc

There's a book called Don't Sleep With Your Drummer that was a formative part of my high school years, which includes a scene at a punk show where someone spins in a circle while puking. Another guy gets a faceful and yells "I'm not that punk! I'm just not that fucking punk, man!" Always reminds me of that. 😂


42anathema

God damn these vampires for what they've done to me. Also all of No Children and This Year


invisiblecows

GET IN THE GODDAMN CAR.


ai8_87

Worked hard to build this altar, we made it earn its keep, THE CRACKS ACROSS GHE SURFACE SPIDERWEB WHEN WE’RE ASLEEP


southernshy

In general, I'm full car concert mode to any of their songs. I add in the lyrics JD changed live. Example: Games Shows Touch our Lives - original lyric "all of that money, look at it fly. And you smoking, like a chimney" is now "and you smoking, smoking your Newports like a chimney" and of course No Children "I hope we all die!"


Greedy-Sourdough

OPEN YOUR MOUTH UP AND SING FOR ME NOW AND I WILL SING FOR YOU


42anathema

Woke up afraid of my own shadow, like genuinely afraid


nicebloodbro

THERE WILL BE FEASTING! AND DANCING! IN JERUSALEM NEXT YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRR


CupBeEmpty

I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me. Soto voce but every time. It has been a mantra for a long time.


JackBurtonTruckingCo

I am gonna make it through this goddam year if it kills me


CupBeEmpty

Ha he did that at the last show I went to if I remember right.


Softboiledlegg

The entirely of Werewolf Gimmick


HiCommaJoel

WHY DONT YOU TRY SOME  WHY DONT YOU TRY SOME? I ALREADY HAD SOMEEEEE MYSELF  is that the most delicious thing YOU EVER TASTED IN YOUUUUURRRRRR LIFE?


kevinrays

And TWITCH


Rich_Thought6523

I HOPE I DIE


readingismyescapism

# We who will die if we must in this place


topfverecords

THE GHOSTS THAT HAUNT YOUR BUILDING HAVE BEEN LEARNING HOW TO BREATHE


topfverecords

also, and I can't believe I'm the first one to say this (maybe it's too obvious?) I AM FROM CHINO, SO ALL YOUR THREATS ARE EMPTY


topfverecords

also also, the whole bridge from Never Quite Free, but especially AND LOOK ABOUT, ALL THE STARS ARE COMING OUT


DrStatisk

LOOK HIGH IT’S MY LAST HOPE CHAVO GUERRERO COMING OFF THE TOP ROPE


MsKidgie

People should have told you you were awesome Instead of taking advantage of you


SnooApples4442

"your eyes, twin ball cannons, bad ideas, dancing around in there"


fillyjonks

NEVER DIE, NEVER DIE, STAND WITH A BULLWHIP IN MY HAND


Anchors_Away

STILL BURNING :(


acrocodileelf

THERES A CLUB WHERE YOUD LIKE TO GO. YOU COULD MEET SOMEONE WHOS JUST LIKE YOU!!


Osk1001

I hung pictures of you From every lamppost in town As the humidity climbed into numbers I don’t care to repeat The air was heavy And the sky was alive And the Pacific Starlight train wasn’t due in ‘till eleven-forty-fie-i-ii-ive.


TheGreatPatriot

AND THE RAIN CAME DOWN LIKE WATER FROM A FAUCET I SAW HIM AT THE CROSSROADS BUT I NEVER SAW HIM CROSS IT ONE MINUTE HE WAS ON THIS SIDE AND THE NEXT HE WAS OVER ON THE OTHER SO WENT HIS ROUNDS ONE SAD PATIENT AFTER ANOTHER


Responsible-Pop288

I come naked and alone


WeeHann

And i got out my photographs of you And i put bullets though all of them too YOU WERE IN TOOOOOWN again


PixelDragon1497

Any and every line i happen to be alone while listening to


coolpapa2282

These threads rule, the all caps are very cathartic. We should do this twice a week.


DirtyOS

I will know who you are yet


dacelikethefish

"And then I'm awake and I'm guarding my face Hoping you don't break my stereo Because it's the one thing that I couldn't live without And so I think about that, and then I sort of black out."


gretapoonberg

THE HOUSE BEHIND ME AND THE PEOPLE IN IT WILL ALL GO UP LIKE STEAM IN JUST A MINUUUTE


yeetumskeetumm

MAYBE YOU WILL SEE ME COMING, BUT I DON’T THINK YOU WILL!!!


emmiepsykc

Literally all of them, but lately it's been the final chorus on "Same As Cash." Had a customer walk in on me going ham with it the other day and was just like "welp, I thought you were gonna take longer than that getting out of your car."


xxOutcastx

no matter what they say we're gonna be OK :)


MsKidgie

All of this before I got here.


wreedling

NEW ONIONS GROWING IN THE GROOOUUND