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AardvarkAndy

This is like drunk me heading back up to the buffet.


Prestigious-Packrat

Giraffe calf don't play.


[deleted]

You know how housecats are like tiny lions? I want a housegiraffe, or equivalent.


RealUglyMF

An alpaca?


automatorsassemble

In fairness, it was a tall order


Taurusauraus

I bet that cat did not like that


Maloria9

This is the best poem I’ve ever read


Taurusauraus

Thank you! It takes an artist to recognize one though! Spent all weekend locked up in my room until I was satisfied. It started as a surprising Haiku, then took a dramatic turn to Limerick but I ended up with a freestyle rhyme and verse structure, which I found reflected the dynamics of the video and the eternal struggle of life way better. The space in between the lines relates to that lioness' dinner plate, which was quite empty said day. The neglect of punctuation mirrors nature, which never takes a break. Eat or be eaten. I was much on the fence though, using "that" twice. But that's that.


JerewB

She misjudged that engagement!


New-Difference9684

The clip cuts off as the lion gets up and continues its pursuit


Lightwork777

Giraffe had them hooves


pcs3rd

I swear giraffes were modeled in a poorly made neural network mobilitydemo.


ssgss111111

Camel: Man if you dont get yo stupid- **TACO BELL BONG**


Party_Side_1860

"Get wrecked lion! I gotta sell them kids some toys!"