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RascalRibs

There was basically no power behind any of those punches. Stay in shape, folks.


Brado_Bear

Round *is* a shape!


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Ethereal_Amoeba

It's a difficult but rewarding exercise program. The difficult part is finding more natzis to punch. Keeping gains up is a constant battle.


Ok_Star_4136

> The difficult part is finding more natzis to punch. Unfortunately, it's becoming easier with each passing day. I don't think they're being disincentivized enough.


scarface-da-realest

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MegaKman215

Wow a Great White Hype reference. I haven't thought about that movie in years.


ethereumhodler

Learning how to punch would also help


snippity_snip

Slowest hands in the west right there!


sneakyburt

Midwest, actually. This is the bar district in Kansas City. Buzzard Beach is actually a pretty countercultural watering hole, probably why this husky proud boy got escorted out and then received a slow-motion beating.


twoprimehydroxyl

I punch faster in my nightmares


jairngo

Mostly this


vleetv

Don't wear flip flops if you are looking to get into a fight.


Mister-Dobalina

Some of my best fights have been while wearing Crocs.


arm_hula

#SportModeCrocs


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50 pounds overweight, smoker, wearing flipflops and hits like a fucking baby. I've seen better fights between 5th graders.


Lokeze

That is a lot more than 50 pounds overweight


KevinK89

That’s easily 100 pounds overweight.


cookingandmusic

Those were dream punches


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Yeah that was my first thought, too. Punching through syrup


Orlando1701

Yeah this was clearly two people who’ve never been in a fight before. That said, seeing a tubby Nazi get knocked down was super rewarding.


Potato_Lord587

And they missed most of them at the beginning


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Deacon_Blues88

Same! Watch out tho, last time I commented something like this Reddit gave me a warning. I guess Reddit support these Nazi thugs.


Alexandratta

Last time an account similar to mine gave such a comment, it was perma banned by the Reddit Admins - don't mock Nazis on the platform, Reddit Admins don't like.


coffin420699

your account got banned for calling nazis pussies? sounds like a badge of honor. a new a count is ✨free✨


tat666surf

I got roasted and downvoted for a very harmless comment about nazi brains


Vitalis597

Every ban I get for saying I'd kick a nazi in the nuts is another medal I hang around my own neck!


HarborMaster1

I also got a ban for saying “the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.” My dad fought them in WW2, so ban away you Nazi-lovers.


Alexandratta

I enjoy phrasing it like: "I hold the old American adage from WW2 regarding the definition of a good Nazi."


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>I hold the old American adage Isn't the real American Adage "The only good Nazi is one with job skills we can excuse their war crimes to take advanatage of, and Republicans?"


maestroenglish

Touché


mologav

That’s the thing that baffles me about all these Nazis, surely their parents or grandparents fought the Nazis? Went through hell or died to fight this and now these morons support it? Crazy stuff


[deleted]

It's not like the US is a stranger to racism, anti-semitism or white supremacy though. It baffles me when people can't understand that many Americans agreed with that part of the Nazi regime. Fuck, there's a solid argument that hitlers philosophy was inspired by earlier movements in the USA.


ProgenGP1

I've said it before, so I'll say it again, not enough people on here have seen the pictures of American citizens waving nazi flags before the US joined the war


Pluviochiono

My previous account was banned for saying about punching a racist. Guess Reddit likes racists and nazis


CaptainBiceps23

Same, I got a warning for that type of comment about Nazis. Said I was violating the anti-violence policy.


ButterFucker962401

Oh, you mean u/Spez is a Nazi? >!I know this doesn't mean anything, but the thought to do it was too funny to pass up.!<


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ButterFucker962401

Good bot. I don't care, he's a pedo anyway.


Vitalis597

Holy shit, there's a bot for calling out Reddit mods? I love this site sometimes!


the5thfinger

Don’t worry I’ve made several conservative sub mods make new accounts after letting their employers and family know what they’re up to :) I’m also working on a list of Reddit supporting these subreddits to submit to an agency if you have records of the comment and the warning that followed id love to add it to my list. I’ll eventually this year push it to a ton of news outlets I’m just not great at formatting and presentation so it’s taking me a while


SeriousEngineer5477

Cops and Nazis, who knew that was the Internet version of whispering voldesnorts name.


wubbled2

Huh.... that's crazy.......


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Political ideology is not a protected class. It’s not hate speech to trash talk Nazis, so fuck Reddit admins for that. People choose to be Nazis. Protected classes don’t choose to be what they are.


jelloslug

Too many people thing freedom of speech means freedom from consequences.


The_kind_potato

Yes that and also "i should be able to say what i want where i want, when i want" It amaze me how many people dont get that freedom of speech simply mean that you cannot be arrested over ideas (as long as your "ideas" arent threats) and not that social media, tv, or anything should allow any type of shitty opinion


Vitalis597

Freedom of speech = I think that chocolate belongs on pizza Freedom of speech =|= I think we should round up all the blacks and put them in the coal mines. One will get you kicked out of a pizza place... The other will get you kicked out of life.


Turbulent-Friday

Reddit supports nazis because Spez is a tikitorch carrying member of the new nazi party.


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Zapyourdumbass

Yeah for real. I’ve had 3 accounts banned for agreeing with anti-nazi posts. Reddit is so fucking unreal.


AnthonyManthony97

Got my Twitter banned right after Musk took over for telling nazis to "do their best Kurt Cobain impression"


FirstTimeWang

Lol it's already deleted and removed.


TurtleHydra

Well said and i agree. Seeing him flick the cigg at the guys face and then getting humiliated gave me a warm feeling


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I wish the guy had landed better punches sooner though. He only won because the proud boy was too fat to hold himself up.


mlp2034

Watching a nazi get punched helps pull me out of depression. I need more.


Economy_Narwhal_7160

This could fix my anxiety and PTSD. I feel it.


mlp2034

Im feeding off of this until my zoloft kicks in lmao.


Economy_Narwhal_7160

Waiting on my clonazepam. This will work until then


mat-maan-maa-chuda

I am totally confused. How was it established that the guy who got punched was a nazi? Couldn't hear properly


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Careful-Prior9639

Proud Boy colours firmly tied to his way of being.


4esthetics

💯


FlamingNetherRegions

Not him trying to wear the shirt lmao


Achack

It would be hard to tell what he really supports because I can barely understand anything he's saying but when the dude holds his board up that says, "End Racism" and the guy steps up to him like it's an offensive message well - that's all I needed.


Blood_ForTheBloodGod

He’s wearing a proud boy shirt? That’s a clear indication of his beliefs. Stepping up to skateboard guy was the cherry on top


Fordy4000

Wasn’t a very high quality shirt. Must have refused to use foreign labour


Blood_ForTheBloodGod

That shirt came apart like wet toilet paper


LivingImpairedd

Had me rolling when he put it back over his head, and then slowly realized why that didn't really help.


ForgotTheBogusName

How do you know it’s a proud boy shirt?


4dollarz

If you look closely you can see a yellow PB with olive branches on the left side of his chest


ForgotTheBogusName

Thanks. I looked up the symbol. Now I know.


chrisp909

And knowing is half the battle.


SmallBol

Punching nazis is the other half of the battle.


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YO JOE!!!


tourettes_on_tuesday

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!


chrisp909

Get the fuck out of here, you stupid idiot! Fuck we're all dead.


chihsuanmen

Are you my Dad!?


TacoTJ601

🎶GI JOE🎶


Oat_Lord

Its a brand from England called “Fred Perry”. They made statements rejecting the proud boys and have stopped selling the black and yellow polo shirts in the US. The shirt he is wearing looks like a fake.


melpec

Yup, Fred Perry's polo don't tear easy like that. This looks like a fake thin t-shirt version.


puzzledgoal

[Fred Perry does not support and is in no way affiliated with the Proud Boys. It is incredibly frustrating that this group has appropriated our Black/Yellow/Yellow twin tipped shirt and subverted our Laurel Wreath to their own ends.](https://help.fredperry.com/hc/en-us/articles/360013674918-Proud-Boys-Statement)


Herb_Maxwell

Fun fact, Fred Perry shirts were adopted by the gay community here in the UK and the different colours indicated different kinks. The yellow stripe meant you like to be pissed on.


Jake_The_Socialist

I dunno, always figured there's something a bit gay about fascism. What with the obsession with young athletic men, the desire to be dominated by powerful strongman, the appropriation of greco-roman imagery not to mention Proud Boys already sounds more like slang for young men who go cruising at pride events.


HowsThisSoHard

So annoying they adopted Fred Perry. Fine wearing it in Europe but people will get the wrong idea in the States


CryWolves_1

Right?! I used to love Fred Perry shirts. Now i won’t wear them.


Chameo

When i first saw the video not fullscreened, I thought it was a Wu-Tang logo, and got super confused for a number of reasons. reloading and pausing i saw it much clearer the second time and things made a lot more sense


Careful-Prior9639

https://preview.redd.it/564fasutzfsb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf8b551e9d1a70ac7b22ce2e26659a9a4391e59 Uniform


Contraband42

Lol that man is in prison for 22 years.


CryWolves_1

It’s a gold and black Fred Perry. He’s a fucking loser Proud Boy, wearing their idiot uniform. Glad it got ripped off of him, haha.


grungleTroad

That's what I assumed, based on the yellow trim on the black polo shirt. That and the absolutely mental tryhard mustache.


steamingdump42069

Hotdog neck


Capital_Potato751

>proud boy shirt TIL there is a proud boy shirt


Chaosmusic

> proud boy shirt Proud Boys is the new Skrewdriver. Back in my day that's how we could tell who the nazis were.


_khanrad

Him getting dragged at the end kills me lol


TruckNuts_But4YrBody

Seriously makes the whole video worth it, him fixing his shirt is hilarious and then getting dragged away like that he looks so funny


BleedingOnYourShirt

He got knocked the heil out!


achinfosomebacon

Him trippin over his OWN feet, then gettin walloped, shirt torn for the rest of the night, pushed down softly onto the stairs when he tried to pursue, all just to get slowly dragged away is pure comedy gold


PengieP111

I hope he bounced his Nazi skull off every bump.


AWeakMindedMan

Bouncer was like do whatever y’all want on the sidewalk but the moment you come up these steps I’m tagging in. Other guy. Go ahead you good. Lol


gillatron904

It ended too soon. I wanted more dragging.


Inglorious-Actual

Dude is getting dragged everywhere, forever, now.


Forsaken-Income-2148

BIG BOY DOWN!


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Embarrassed-End-5928

LOOK AT BR(O)AAA


AllOutWar76

Braaa needs a bra.


JarJarBest

Lmao is that her bf or dad getting his ass beat


StarMangledSpanner

Yes.


ethereumhodler

Carrot


A_Prostitute

I believe I'm qualified enough to say it was probably both


Important-Specific96

Ouch....lol


pm_me_ur_demotape

Or maybe your username


MorrowPlotting

Either way, that proud chauvinist was lucky she was there to jump in and protect him!


amraohs

Puts back his shirt hahaha


MerkinRashers

It's more like a mankini now.


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Moist_When_It_Counts

Scariest dude there was skateboard guy. Didn’t flinch. Looked almost disappointed big boi didn’t throw at him.


BobknobSA

Pretty sure he was ready to smack him in the head with his board if Proud Buffoon swung at him.


ExternalMonth1964

Ya, that one video was enough of a lesson to never fuck with someone holding a skateboard unless you want your face dented in by a truck.


Signal_Ad_594

Truck him. Gets em everytime.


FunStuff802

Don't fuck with people who voluntarily fall down on pavement on a regular basis.


Acid_Tribe

Bro I never thought of that lol that's so true


CryWolves_1

I love this! So freaking true. I skated a little, but a few of my friends were INSANE! Broken limbs were more an opportunity to brag than cry about. You get hurt enough and it just doesn’t feel the same anymore.


Greaterdivinity

I was legit hoping Nazi would be dumb enough to do some shit to the skater and eat a board to the head. Beating the shit outta Nazis is one of the most patriotic activities any American can engage in.


Vitalis597

Beating the shit out of a Nazi with an anti-racism skateboard would likely catapult that dude to new heights in his town. "Yo dude, what happened to your board? That thing was sick!" "Yeah man, it got cracked over the head of a Nazi!" "FUCKIN A BOIIII!!!"


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In the fight against racist fascists, thank God we have skaters.


GabaPrison

And punks.


PravusTheRed

Hah that was my favorite bar downtown back when I used to go out in public for drinks. Yeah nazi don’t fly in KC


observitron

Especially not at buzzard. Mf lucky he didn’t get it worse fr


efrennn

Buzzard, Dave's, Hi Dive, Chez Charlie's, etc.. Don't be a nazi at a KC dive bar unless you want to get jumped!


Seriouly_UnPrompted

Kelly's would nothave had a problems with that shirt, but Buzzard Beach doesn't play that game. Glad to see this for KC


wackymayor

Westport is a weird destination for a PB who wants to drink…


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Homie thought it was a good idea wearing that shit in westport... people have been killed in Westport for a lot less.


BadHombre2016

Buzzard Beach!!!


smoboaty

Cool avatar


frenchiemyface

Westport always going hard, whether it be partying, fights or shootings! I can't believe my blackout drunk ass walked home from there almost every weekend with out getting hurt


radiancex89

Right? I loved that I recognized buzzard off just the first frame. But yeah, not a good plan for that guy and I'm surprised skateboard dude didn't have more friends there to back him up.


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NecroJamm3r

I’m think it’s the Proud Boys symbol based off of the caption. Which also fits for why they are calling him a nazi.


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Non American here, who on earth are the proud boys?


starcitizen2601

It’s a club that pretend to be Nazi in America. They load up and go live action role play near other protests of groups they don’t like. Typically they make little foam sword and shields and practice little dances. They like to drop videos of them all jumping out of the back of rented moving trucks like a low budget Boy Scouts. Eventually it will turn out they are some weird sex cult, or that’s what it looks like from the outside anyway.


PengieP111

They "pretend" to be Nazi's just as much as did the SA in pre-Nazi controlled Germany. As a side note, if you ever wondered what you would have done were you a German in the years leading up to the Nazi take-over, it's EXACTLY what you are doing now.


Longstride_Shares

Look, I hate these guys. But filed under "know thy enemy," and definitely not "in my client's defense," it's important to clear some stuff up. The Proud Boys are fascists, without a doubt, but it's not quite accurate to say they're Nazis. Getting that wrong is to underestimate their broader recruiting potential than groups like Patriot Front, GDL, and Blood Tribe. They refer to themselves as "Western Chauvinists," and whatever it is they think that means, the practical effect is that it's a broad enough term that they can recruit anyone who considers themselves violently anti-woke. Watching videos of them attacking protesters, one might be surprised to find as many people with brown skin among their ranks as there are. I had a former friend who considers himself an ally of the Proud Boys (he might've been initiated by now, even), and that dude is Syrian. And don't forget that their leader who recently got sentenced for his part in the j6 insurrection, Enrique Tarrio, isn't exactly central casting's first choice for a Nazi leader. Are they just as evil and dangerous as Nazis? Yes. Are they indistinguishable from them? No, and those differences are worth understanding or they'll leverage our misconceptions against us.


starcitizen2601

I say Nazi cause they try to dress and march like them. Looking like a hitler youth organization only less good looking.


guillotine4you

Modern day brownshirts


Alexandratta

A bunch of \[Protected-Class of People by the Reddit Admins\]. You know, the stand in front of a red and black flag and put their arms up really high.


Manting123

They are Trumps brown shirts.


showtimebabies

It's a specific Fred Perry polo shirt that the proudboy shitheads decided to make their uniform. Apparently Fred Perry no longer makes them, because of the association.


frenchbenefits

They’re talking about the black polo with gold trim that all the douchebags wear as proud boy branding.


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frenchbenefits

Yup. As I recall the maker of that shirt stopped making them entirely because of Galaxy brains like this guy.


Funfuntamale2

Just to be specific, it looks like the symbol that is featured prominently on the Wikipedia page: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proud\_Boys](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proud_Boys)


ChesterHiggenbothum

I think it said "JORF"


Manting123

So proud boys adopted Fred Perry clothing as their uniform. Some get customized shirts - as this guy does- that looks just like Fred Perry but with the proud boys PB with the Fred Perry Laurel leaves. You can tell this isn’t a real Fred Perry shirt by the way it tears apart like toilet paper.


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Big tough man hiding behind his 15 year old GF. Typical Proud Boy shit. Way to eat stair there Farva. ![gif](giphy|8cd6gdBLQJZ5NTFnBI|downsized)


LAegis

To be fair, she's also his daughter and aunt.


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PHARA0Hbender

Top quality commentary.


giggawattboy

Say goodbye to your Nazi balls


lewoo7

Fuck Nazis


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Imagine still calling yourself a proud boy lollll


TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews

*ever calling yourself…


jedixxyoodaa

fat trump lover


blueva703

My dad always said don’t try to fight in shoes that don’t lace up. 😂


Formal_Sky_9889

Even though neither could really fight, there were no guns, no knives. The way things should be.


Vitalis597

Oh yeah, that was an embarrassment of a fight... But it was two guys settling their differences with their fists. As nature intended. And of course the Nazi lost. As nature intended.


trumpisdead666

he shoulda worn his bra


NorthNorthAmerican

I thought it was called a "bro"? "Manzier"?


CragMcBeard

Paul Blart: Mall Cop


RandomNPC1337

Baul Plart: Call Mop


Claubk

Mall Cop getting mauled.


boxcarwilliam12

Missed a golden chance to lay some knees in there.


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Nazi lives don’t matter.


MuskyCucumber

I'm sad no one punched the hair puller


jesusbottomsss

Literally the first time I’ve ever wanted to see the woman get hit


MuskyCucumber

Meh, you can't defend a nazi and not be a nazi, punch the nazis!


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Proud as in proud boy? Then I feel no pity.


AdAdventurous5641

Pick that dim broad up and slam her too. Thin out the gene pool two at a time and these problems will solve themselves


Creative_Beginning13

Anything more white trash than flicking a cigarette at someone than getting your ass beat by them?


Wyverz

watching him get dragged down the steps backwards while wearing his new custom bikini top really tied the room together.


RetroNug-Lab9943

Fuckn Nazi had it coming. His shirt got fucked up too. Lol love to see it folks.


BenBernakeatemyass

Big boy did in in fact go down


cary_queen

Flat palm if you can’t punch. Side of the face, to the ear, or the jaw. If you can’t control the situation, pull them in close. Grab the lapel, and hen make it hard for them to breathe and the will to fight will leave their body.


FunStuff802

Just break the nose as quickly as possible and watch them enjoy the stream of tears and blood flowing down their stupid face 🤷


DryCrack321

Homie thought this was a toga party


wejustwantthemoney

Glad to see the good patrons of Buzzard Beach are protecting their kingdom. It's a quintessential dive bar in Kansas City and that dude is waaaaaaay out of place there. Fun Fact, Buzzard Beach is known for having the worst smelling men's room in the city. It caught on fire a while back and when it opened I had to go see if the smoke killed the brutal smell... it did not.


huntshowdownshorts

See a Nazi, slap a Nazi


TeaandTrees1212

Pretty much every weekend in Westport. Funny I actually recognized that alleyway.


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Ace-of-Xs

Is that trooper Farva?


imouttadata

“Look at bruh” more like bruh needs a bra


iantayls

Bro lost and went for seconds


jsivo89

At that point, just rip it off Hulk style instead of looking like an elephant trying hide behind a light pole lol


TheDonkeyBomber

Buzzard Beach, KC. This one always makes me smile.


Glass-Airline-2581

nazis deserve beat downs


jayradano

I like when he put his shirt back on