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xenosidezero

I was waiting for her to pick up her helmet and clobber him over the head with it


Intrepid_Talk_8416

Same, like use a weapon woman your fists ain’t working


MedicineJumpy

I wanted her to sink in a rear naked choke and not let go till he is twitching


SuitableJelly5149

Still won but it was definitely anticlimactic


bett7yboop

Rip his ear off ..


SV650rider

I hate to backseat drive / Monday morning quarterback, but yeah, I would have boxed his ear.


MeLikeykitties

Bit his ear off Mike Tyson style


i_am_not_12

First thought, second was gouge the eyes, third was the ol dick twist.


Jaded-Selection-5668

When she jumped on the bike behind him, it was prime time for a rear naked choke……🤷🏾


GreenUpYourLife

I was waiting to see her claw his eyes. Lol. First thought is use my nails when behind him on the bike. She's a badass. 🔥🔥


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W0W33Z

Cry again


Pale-Tutor-3200

Never wanted to see an RNC more. She's a warrior though!!


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

And that kids, is how I met your mother.


superBrad1962

I thought when she got on back that she was gonna put her arm around his throat and choke him out!! He is pathetic in so many ways


Zealousideal_Fail701

I think I'm in love with her


Chemical_Actuary_190

Hellz yeah! Women's rights...and lefts and kicks and throws!


FANTOMphoenix

Women, use things around you for defense if you don’t already have something. Granted it’s really hard to focus while you’re in the middle of it all but that helmet is a great tool to use besides your hands. She’s lucky he didn’t want to harm her though, avoid fights if you can. Yall probably already know and practice this.


DustinFay

If she had a gun and knew how to use it it would have been over quicker and resulted in less damage to her bike


FANTOMphoenix

Local laws greatly vary in if she would be punished or not. Honestly, probably worth it for me if I was in the same situation.


tuvokvutok

I felt like he was holding back. And I thought it was funny that she got on the bike on the passenger side like she's about to ride together with him. I thought this was gonna be a twist somehow.


Hat_Secure

She has brothers


YouthSuitable213

Actually, that's the wrong thing to do they'll get angry and really do something to you because they didnt get what they want in this case she got lucky that she didnt get beaten up or shot at. don't just watch some video online and think this good idea.


DustinFay

She should have had a gun


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Eyes, throat, groin


Thingaloo

Literally cartoofy shenanigans


Lartemplar

I wonder if she had a kubotan. I really hope those shots to the neck fucking stick with him forever


HelpfulPuppydog

Dude tried to steal Xena's bike.


Waste_Nobody5839

How to get shot.


haleboy44

That’s my bike now punk!!


Automatic-Clue-8646

Looks like he at least got a back massage out of it


TroLixH

Should've gone for the double nipple twister when she was behind him on the bike


qptw

Dear people: please don’t do this. The woman in the video was able to do it because the thief did not want to be aggressive. It would have been really bad if they were and have a weapon on them. Instead, bring something for self defense on yourselves, such as pepper sprays, tasers, etc. This greatly reduces your risk of being harmed. If you don’t have something designated for self defense, the least you can do is bash them in the head with, say, the helmet. Your pwn safety is more important than your bike.


Imaginary_Record2530

What's with those light taps to his shoulders? Push your fkn fingers into his eyes.


Nifey99

Nice well done girl


Bx1965

Let’s get real - the guy ran off not because the woman was hitting him but because he realized he couldn’t get the bike started so fighting her off wasn’t worth it. She was getting knocked down.


Bfladkor

She was fierce but her attacks were useless, he couldve easily taken the bike


El_Monitorrr

In case your hits don’t do enough damage: do some sweet nipple twists. He will remember this


Sicparvismagneto

Thumb, eye ball. Thats how you always win those fights


pppoopoo23

Just push him off, so he'll be blocked by the bike, then, when his leg is under the bike just take a quick jump on it, yeah, broke will be damaged, but at least justice will be served


Eastern-Ad-1547

He should marry her


TheSaltySlab

She annoyed him until he left….. did anyone else see that saggy ass hammer fist bs she was tapping him with? Lmao. At least she got to keep her bike.


doolieuber94

Yep was exactly going to say this. “This woman is a beast” more like she made it take too long to steal the bike


Illustrious_Camp_521

She should've brained him with her helmet


DrunkMonkeyInATree

Bite the neck if the dude is that dumb to leave it open like that. Trust me he will bolt away like there is no tomorrow


Psilologist

Almost got her purse, lost his bike and got his ass whooped. He is not a criminal mastermind.


KingAndrade91

Man I wish she had choked him out


Goonpigs

lool she was so mad😭